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The Flood / Fornicate, wed, murder.
« on: January 05, 2015, 08:55:52 PM »






I'd bone April, marry Pam and kill Katy even though I have nothing really against Katy and think she's cute.

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The Flood / I lay in bed and touch myself and think of you
« on: January 05, 2015, 07:15:43 PM »
Last night

damn, you were in my sexxx dreams

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The Flood / URANUS
« on: January 05, 2015, 07:09:44 PM »
DON'T YOU KNOW MY ASS IS FAMOUS?

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The Flood / Artpop is the best Lady GaGa album
« on: January 05, 2015, 07:06:13 PM »
You can pretend it isn't but you're wrong.

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The Flood / I'm not a wandering slave, I am a woman of choice
« on: January 05, 2015, 07:04:00 PM »
My veil is protection for the gorgeousness of my face

You ought to pity me cause there's always one man to love
But in the bedroom the size of him's more than enough

Do you wanna see me naked, lover?
Do you wanna peek underneath the cover?
Do you wanna see the girl who lives behind the aura,

BEHIND THE AURA
BEHIND THE AURA
BEHIND THE AURA

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The Flood / I WANNA KNOW, CAN YOU SHOW ME?
« on: January 05, 2015, 06:55:39 PM »
I WANNA KNOW BOUT THE STRANGERS LIKE ME

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The Flood / In honor of my new swag
« on: January 05, 2015, 06:46:50 PM »
<—- Bringing the best avatar back

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The Flood / 5 more posts
« on: January 05, 2015, 06:30:55 PM »
 8)

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The Flood / Would you like to live in a sexually open family?
« on: January 05, 2015, 06:19:55 PM »
Would you prefer it if your mom just would masturbate out in the open on the couch? Maybe while cooking even? Doing laundry?

Wouldn't it be kinda chill to just be able to hang out naked and rub one out while chatting with your mom?

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The Flood / I want to be stereotyped, I want to be classified
« on: January 05, 2015, 05:25:16 PM »
I wanna
be a clone
I want a
Suburban home

SUBURBAN HOME

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The Flood / Almost ready, almost there,
« on: January 05, 2015, 05:19:51 PM »
Or is it already over?
She's a friend in need; she's a friend indeed,
Needs someone to hold her.

Alone at night, she plans her game,
Correctly thinking that I'm in pain,
Every night, it's all the same.
She's been a-fuckin' with my brain.

SHEEEEEEEEE DON'T NEEEED NO ONE
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DON'T NEEEED NO ONE
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DON'T NEEED NO ONE

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The Flood / WHEN YOU'RE ON THE STREETS WITH A NEEDLE IN YOUR ARM
« on: January 05, 2015, 05:17:22 PM »
SELLIN' YOURSELF FOR ANOTHER FIX
WHO'S GUNNA PICK YOU UP AND TAKE YOU HOME WITH THEM TONIGHT?

YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF BREATH AGAIN
YOU'RE AN OLD MAID, BUT YOU'RE ONLY 15
YOU'RE LOSING YOUR LITTLE GIRL'S CHARM
CRY ALL NIGHT BUT YOU NEVER GET IT BACK

DON'T BE AFRAID, ITS NOT TO LATE
SAVE YOURSELF, I NEED YOU HERE

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The Flood / LOOK OUT, GET OUT OF MY WAY
« on: January 05, 2015, 05:10:38 PM »
I'M GOING TO THE ATOMIC CAFE
I'M GOING TO THE ATOMIC CAFE
YOU'RE A MYSTERY TO ME KABUKI GIRL
DON'T SAY SAYANARO
I WANNA SEE YOU TOMORROW
I WANNA SEE YOU TONIGHT

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The Flood / Fuck most immoral, who is the most perverted user?
« on: January 05, 2015, 04:55:20 PM »
Def goji

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The Flood / So I have been, like, wicked horny.
« on: January 05, 2015, 04:21:50 PM »
I have been perpetually hard since Friday.

Like I woke up and  dick was just like yo dude lets beat off right now and I'm like no penis I'm too tired and he's like but dude I need this please and I was like no penis stop talking to me.

So like, should I jack off or continue to abstain? I feel like I'm more creative when I'm horny. Maybe because anything I do creatively I link to sex in some way. Maybe I shouldn't have watched that documentary on Tomi Ungerer and his erotic art.

Discuss.

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The Flood / p sure im almost legendary
« on: January 05, 2015, 03:16:14 AM »
get hype

 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

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The Flood / If you don't like big tits, it's because your dick is small.
« on: January 05, 2015, 03:05:09 AM »
Big tits make you realize how small your dick really is.

Discuss.

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The Flood / The hairs on my crotch hurt my skin
« on: January 05, 2015, 02:12:27 AM »
Why

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The Flood / Who is the least autistic user here?
« on: January 05, 2015, 01:57:39 AM »
t4r

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The Flood / TO ANSWER DUSTIN BECAUSE HIS THREAD WAS SO RUDELY LOCKED
« on: January 05, 2015, 01:12:18 AM »
no not Daz or Bobcast. In fact, Daz is a fag.

It was a mod on a forum none of you would know about.

Discuss uh...

Judas Priest, and why Stained Class is their best album

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The Flood / I am going to make my own offsite
« on: January 04, 2015, 06:02:45 PM »
With blackjack

and hookers


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The Flood / tfw no spidermom gf
« on: January 02, 2015, 07:30:02 PM »

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The Flood / and BINGO was his name-o!
« on: December 31, 2014, 02:05:28 PM »
B
I
NGO

B
I
NGO

B
I
NGO

and Bingo was his name-o!

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The Flood / Alright Jim, Verbatim
« on: December 31, 2014, 01:21:15 AM »
I have a way to settle this.

We both list the number of girls we've slept with

I'll go first

0

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The Flood / >tfw no milf fwb
« on: December 30, 2014, 10:23:55 PM »
feels thread

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The Flood / Do you like me?
« on: December 30, 2014, 05:10:53 PM »
I like me

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The Flood / How do I make good threads (Mad Max, Verbatim, Dustin not welcome ITT)
« on: December 30, 2014, 05:02:15 PM »
how?

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The Flood / inmendham pics thread (verbs mentor)
« on: December 30, 2014, 04:39:27 PM »









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The Flood / Dustin is a really great troll and Verbatim is smart
« on: December 30, 2014, 04:19:07 PM »
things nobody says: the thread

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The Flood / This woman has the most perfect body possible.
« on: December 30, 2014, 03:35:05 PM »


inb4pedofags
inb4anorexiafetishists
inb4anyotherpeoplewhoarewrong

this is an objective fact

prove me wrong

tooltip you can't

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