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The Flood / She is Young, She is Beautiful, She is Next.
« on: January 18, 2015, 01:56:48 AM »
YouTube

Watcha listenin' 2 babe

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The Flood / do you guys remember that movie Zathura
« on: January 16, 2015, 04:28:37 PM »
it was like Jumanji but with space

it was shit but i just remembered in the end the space guy is actually the younger brother, and at the end the sister is grossed out cus she thought the space guy was hot but then she figured out it was her brother

like seriously nigga wtf that was a kids movie

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The Flood / Foot thread
« on: January 16, 2015, 03:00:47 PM »
-snip-

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The Flood / ba-ba-ba DOOK, DOOK, DOOK
« on: January 16, 2015, 03:12:30 AM »

ba-ba-ba DOOK, DOOK, DOOK

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The Flood / Get yourself together.
« on: January 16, 2015, 01:14:59 AM »
Move to Philly. Buy a loft. Start a Noise band. Get six or seven roommates, eat hummus with them. Book some gigs. Paint. Smoke cloves. Listen to Animal Collective. Start some kind of salsa company.

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The Flood / What do you know me by
« on: January 14, 2015, 03:13:36 PM »
t5r

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The Flood / What is another term for
« on: January 12, 2015, 01:29:53 AM »
"pussy juice"

hurry please

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The Flood / NOW WHIP IT - INTO SHAPE
« on: January 12, 2015, 01:02:01 AM »
SHAPE IT UP

GET STRAIGHT

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The Flood / I am bored and want to try something new (on the internet)
« on: January 11, 2015, 09:55:10 PM »
What are some websites or some shit I can go on to entertain myself?

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The Flood / MY GUIDE'S FACE IS MADE OF MIRRORS
« on: January 11, 2015, 06:31:18 PM »
MY GUIDE'S FACE LOOKS LIKE MY FATHERS

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The Flood / Mind Control
« on: January 11, 2015, 02:06:19 AM »
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Mind Control

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The Flood / So can we sex roleplay now
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:49:02 PM »
*puts on robe and wizard hat*

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The Flood / You are going to get laid, but you have to choose one.
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:59:11 PM »
A. An experienced, smart woman  who is highly intelligent, gorgeous, and good in bed. She happens to be in her 40's.

B. A dumb, inexperienced, narrow-minded, boring, but good looking young woman (say she is 18).

Which one? Choose wisely, faggots.

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The Flood / Would you suck on these toes?
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:49:05 PM »

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The Flood / People who like guns have small penises
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:35:10 PM »
You see, shooting guns makes them feel strong and manly, and in their mind, it makes up for the fact that they are too stupid too enjoy more sophisticated things.

In a nutshell:  People who enjoy art have large penises, high self esteem, and high intelligence.  People who like guns, on the other hand, have small penises, low self esteem, and low intelligence.

Discuss.

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The Flood / I am about to join the Dirtypenpals IRC
« on: January 07, 2015, 06:11:35 PM »
Convince me I am making a mistake

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The Flood / r/dirtypenpals has an IRC
« on: January 07, 2015, 02:07:02 PM »
should I join it

I'm wicked horny

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The Flood / I got hit hard I'm on the ground
« on: January 07, 2015, 03:16:21 AM »
And if you swing again I'll duck
And I wish you best of luck
You deserve yourself
And I return from my trip to hell
As a headless horseman

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The Flood / NOW YOU'RE GONE AND I'M ALOOOOONE
« on: January 07, 2015, 01:42:14 AM »
;_;

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The Flood / Do you read erotica?
« on: January 07, 2015, 01:24:18 AM »
What is your favorite erotica what do you like in erotica have you ever jacked off to one

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The Flood / FOR THE STUPID FAGGOTS WHO THINK "SHOUT" IS A DISTURBED SONG
« on: January 06, 2015, 11:42:14 PM »
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you are fucking idiots and should die

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The Flood / SHOUT, SHOUT, LET IT ALL OUT
« on: January 06, 2015, 11:29:28 PM »
THESE ARE THE THINGS I CAN  DO WITHOUT

CUM ON

I'M TALKING TO YOU

CUM ON

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The Flood / A message to the citizens of Sep7agonistan
« on: January 06, 2015, 11:17:05 PM »


The man you see next to me is a high ranking official in the weebshit army. This man will be executed before your eyes. His blood will be spilled to usher in the new sexual deviation age. We WILL succeed in bringing about a forum where every milf is to be worshiped as a goddess, where women no longer walk on the ground, and instead walk upon the faces of worthy men and women. We dream of a world where women are encouraged to have healthy, thick bodies fit to usher in the coming of the second coming of Camnator.

The disgusting pedophile pigdogs that this forum so immorally shelters will be brought to justice, and sentenced to public execution in front of their pure, virgin loli waifus.

This is our flag
Spoiler

Expect us.

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The Flood / #PurgeThePedos2015
« on: January 06, 2015, 11:01:16 PM »
I propose that we start up a fundraiser to help raise pedo awareness to finally create a social revolution where disgusting pedophiles are put in cages where they belong and raised and eaten like cattle.

List of known pedos in 2014+1:
Zen
aTALLmidget
Das Boot
All weebs
Cheat

together we can stop this #PurgethePedos2015

for the cure

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The Flood / Alright, tool is metal.
« on: January 06, 2015, 01:42:17 PM »


*slaps knee*

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The Flood / Lemme clear a couple of things up.
« on: January 06, 2015, 01:16:22 PM »
The Beatles are shit.
Paul McCartney is the only member who is even really talented.
John Lennon was a terrible songwriter and a shit person
Ringo is a jew.
George is alright I have nothing against him. His music is pretty cool.
The Beatles were NOT revolutionary and NOT influential to any artists other than shitty ones and a handful of good ones.
If you don't know who  The Velvet Underground, Captain Beefheart, Frank Zappa, King Crimson, Black Sabbath, or other vastly influential bands are, but know the Beatles, you don't actually know anything about music.
If you don't know who John Coltrane, Thelonious Monk, Miles Davis, Ornette Coleman, or other influential artists are, but think they Beatles are the best example of music out there, you know literally nothing about anything.

There are a handful of good bands from your dads generation, because they mostly sucked dick.

The end.

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The Flood / Directionless so plain to see
« on: January 06, 2015, 03:37:34 AM »
A loaded gun won't set you free












So you say...

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The Flood / Here are the young men, a weight on their shoulders
« on: January 06, 2015, 03:16:40 AM »
Here are the young men, well, where have they been?

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The Flood / I CAN TAKE YOU THERE
« on: January 06, 2015, 02:12:48 AM »
I CAN SHOW YOU

I CAN TAKE YOU THERE

I'LL BE THERE

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