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The Flood / Story about my mom

« on: May 03, 2015, 07:44:08 PM »

>be me
>be 15
>be on vacation with family and my aunt/uncle's family.
>long day at the beach
>getting dark outside, parents and aunt/uncle gather in apartment livingroom to drink wine and chill a bit.
>Sisters and cousins are like 8, 10 and 12, already asleep.
>I stay awake watching tv in the livingroom.
>after a while, aunt/uncle decide to go to bed
>mom and dad join me on the couch to watch tv, open another bottle of wine
>fun times, they also let me try some wine for the first time
>dont really like it, drink a full glass anyways
>start feeling weird lol
>dad gets really tired, goes to bed
>mom wants to see end on movie, cuddles with me on the couch.
>movie is over
>"mom we go to bed now?"
>"mom?"
>see mom asleep
>her arms around me
>what do?
>i tucked my mom into a blanket and go to my bedroom because we have a healthy and stable relationship.

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The Flood / Movies you can never watch because a minor detail ruins it for you

« on: May 02, 2015, 10:05:24 PM »

I can't watch any movie with John Travolta in a leading role because I want to punch his stupid ass face.

I can't watch or read V for Vendetta because of his stupid mask.

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The Flood / Have you ever felt hornier post-fap?

« on: May 02, 2015, 06:46:37 PM »

Have you?

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The Flood / Korra

« on: April 30, 2015, 03:30:17 PM »

Do you want to fuck

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The Flood / Death to Videodrome! Long live the New Flesh!

« on: April 30, 2015, 02:14:54 PM »

What was the last movie you watched?

Also I really wanna fuk Blondie

And how did you like it

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The Flood / Joss Whedon hate thread

« on: April 28, 2015, 04:52:40 PM »

When will this stupid ass bald fatboy manchild go away?

he has literally never made anything good in his entire life. He is proof Satan exists in this world.

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The Flood / have you actually fapped to a trap

« on: April 27, 2015, 01:37:54 PM »

I fapped to bailey jay three times

lets see who's man enough to admit it

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The Flood / Why do people like the Avengers movies?

« on: April 26, 2015, 08:55:59 PM »

Iron Man 1 was the best movie Marvel ever did and probably ever will do.

Daredevil is the ONLY good show they have ever done and probably the only good non-cartoon capeshit show ever.

Why don't they just make movies like Iron Man 1 and not epic meme movies like Avengers and Captain Ameritard?

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The Flood / Post funky shit

« on: April 26, 2015, 11:34:01 AM »

YouTube

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The Flood / You can only see one

« on: April 20, 2015, 05:37:40 PM »

choose wisely cus there is only one right answer

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The Flood / Fuck Cheat

« on: April 20, 2015, 05:00:44 PM »

I wanna make a TRON profile but I can't till Mythic

BITCH

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The Flood / TRON 3 is going to explore Quorra in the REAL WORLD

« on: April 20, 2015, 04:32:55 PM »

http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Tron-3-Explore-What-Happens-Olivia-Wilde-Enters-Real-World-70977.html

time to kill myself

destroys the whole point of TRON

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The Flood / What are you listening to

« on: April 19, 2015, 07:56:12 PM »

YouTube

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The Flood / Worst horror movie you've ever seen?

« on: April 17, 2015, 03:15:54 PM »

Mama was the biggest piece of shit I've ever seen.

Honorable mention: Insidious because the last portion of the movie almost ruins the whole beginning.

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The Flood / Worst forum cops

« on: April 16, 2015, 04:00:28 PM »

1. Rocketman

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The Flood / Post good edgy music ITT

« on: April 15, 2015, 06:43:59 PM »

YouTube

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The Flood / Petition for Cheat to make this title bar the default for everyone

« on: April 15, 2015, 05:09:05 PM »

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

COURTESY OF ORION THE BASED GOD WITH THE BEST TASTE AROUND

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The Flood / >walk into bathroom

« on: April 15, 2015, 04:52:52 PM »

>anon, help mommy shower off!

what do

milfshowingass.jpg

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The Flood / Post hot jews ITT

« on: April 14, 2015, 11:54:34 PM »

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The Flood / List of dadrock bands that suck (and a list of good ones)

« on: April 12, 2015, 05:44:24 PM »

Guns n Roses
Metallica post and Justice For All
Most of Led Zeppelin's material
The Beatles
Most of Pink Floyd's material
AC/DC
The Sex Pistols
Motley Crue
Ratt
Literally every other hair band
Journey
Twisted Sister
ZZ Top
Aerosmith
Kiss
Def Lepturd

Feel free to add more

List of good bands:
Blue Oyster Cult
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Genesis
Rush (overrated tho)
Yes
King Crimson
the Doors
Thin Lizzy
Judas Priest
Iron Maiden
Elton John
Steeley Dan
Boston
Queen
The Who
Billy Joel
the Jimi Hendrix Experience
Deep Purple
David Bowie
Black Sabbath
Dio
Motorhead's early stuff
Scorpions (UFO is better)
Dire Straits

Again , feel free to add more

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The Flood / Fraternization means making friends

« on: April 12, 2015, 12:54:43 AM »

The German people are not out friends. Every German is a potential source of trouble. Therefore, there must be no fraternization with any of the German people.

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