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The Flood / DAILY REMINDER

« on: July 29, 2015, 05:28:26 PM »

If you hunt for sport you are a disgusting piece of shit who should be raped and shot

rip lyon

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The Flood / where can I buy a gf?

« on: July 29, 2015, 02:09:55 PM »

?

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The Flood / what is /soc/ even

« on: July 27, 2015, 10:29:30 AM »

what is its purpose

its mission statement?

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The Flood / atheism in a nutshell

« on: July 24, 2015, 11:05:20 PM »

YouTube

daily reminder: you're faggots

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The Flood / AMA me anything instead cus I'm cooler

« on: July 24, 2015, 10:52:14 PM »

hahahahahahahahaha

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The Flood / AND THE HEAT GOES ON

« on: July 24, 2015, 10:37:46 PM »

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w\hat is your favorite Talking Heads song

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The Flood / are you sub or dom

« on: July 24, 2015, 05:28:03 PM »

I'm switch but I lean towards sub tbh

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The Flood / >hear about Tara Tainton

« on: July 24, 2015, 05:17:22 PM »

>never watch her videos despite all of her praise

>finally decide to watch one

>it's the hottest mommy roleplay I have ever seen

>mfw I've missed out on this for this long

Trying new things is fun

click for discussion value

What is your most memorable experience trying new things?

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The Flood / I am going to describe in detail what I would do this girl

« on: July 24, 2015, 03:04:58 PM »

First, I will seduce this delicate, fragile flower of a woman. She will be hesitant at first because of her insecurities and wonder why I am with her. I will gaze into her eyes lovingly, explaining to her that she is beautiful in every way. Once she is swoon, I will get to work.

I will encourage her to eat more, but not forceably to pressure her. This probably wont work, so I will begin to put fattening things in the few things she does eat/drink. Extra fattening cream in her coffee/tea, things like that. She may notice that she is gaining weight and go into hyper-bulimic mode. I will catch her in the process and cradle her lovingly in my arms as she weeps. If none of this works I will force feed her sandwiches in her sleep; this will be risky, but the payoff is worth it.

Once I have fattened her up like Hal does to Lois in that one episode of Malcom in the Middle, you will see the fruits of my labors. Now of course she will be thick and lovely after all of this, but on top of that, I will record us making love with a microphone over the course of her transformation, and you will notice on each recording how the sounds of skin slapping against skin go from a light, bony tapping to a loud clapping of fatty skin against skin. I will put this together in a song that I will upload onto Soundcloud. It will create a crescendo effect with no instrumentals or any other noise, just the skin against skin. It will revolutionize Noise Music and will change the way the world looks at art.

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