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Gaming / All this buzz surrounding Fallout 4...
« on: July 28, 2015, 11:26:49 PM »
In the face of all this excitement I think we're forgetting what is truly the best Fallout game.

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The Flood / I've discovered a terrible secret regarding Cheat...
« on: July 28, 2015, 12:34:05 AM »


Cheat, a face we all know, and have come to be quite fond of, given that he is the creator of this forum we all utilize; many of us on a daily basis. But, there lies a secret kept hidden from us all this time...

Fact is, you've seen this face before...

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I think Cheat has a lot of explaining to do...

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The Flood / Going on a nine hour drive
« on: July 25, 2015, 06:58:06 AM »
Family is travelling to the mountains of NM where my grandparents own a cabin.

My grandmother is driving her car with us. I just discovered her car has an electrical outlet I can use for my laptop charger..

Time for some Fallout 2.


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The Flood / Just got my glasses
« on: July 19, 2015, 08:48:09 PM »
I figured out I'm quite nearsighted when I failed the vision test when getting my license renewed.

My gosh, is this how people see? Everything's so clear... I can actually see what's on the TV without being three feet away from it.

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The Flood / It was me
« on: July 16, 2015, 09:14:49 PM »


IT WAS ME, BARRY!

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The Flood / Can't say I mind the prospect of annexation...
« on: July 12, 2015, 09:12:05 PM »
YouTube


I am curious, however. Why isn't she squatting?

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The Flood / ... Terminated
« on: July 10, 2015, 01:40:57 AM »






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The Flood / Justice
« on: July 09, 2015, 11:20:30 PM »


Discuss the appalling Species-ism in our galaxy, and the fucking human male privilege that pervades galactic society.

#Justice4Greedo
#RodianLivesMatter

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The Flood / "This is Sep7agon News Network"
« on: July 06, 2015, 08:06:45 PM »



"We have confirmed reports that the pineapple has indeed been ended, stand by for more info as it comes"

"Folks, I've seen pineapples ended before... but not like this."

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The Flood / Music is like candy
« on: July 03, 2015, 12:03:54 AM »
One must discard the wrappers

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Gaming / Arkham Knight The Perfect Crime Side Mission
« on: June 29, 2015, 04:16:56 AM »
Spoilers regarding the side mission follow, but please don't post spoilers regarding anything but this side mission, I haven't finished the game.

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So, with this side mission I expected Hush, or Dollmaker once I learned of the Salon name, and didn't expect anything too bad, as I wasn't really affected at all by the Hush side mission in City.

I think it's safe to say I was completely unprepared for Professor Pyg. I had heard of him and his Dollotrons or whatever before this but I didn't expect to see him in the game. That encounter managed to make me feel somewhat physically ill. I think it's now quite apparent why Arkahm Knight is rated M for mature.

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The Flood / Ugh, this generation
« on: June 26, 2015, 10:03:42 PM »


Discuss the various moral degeneracies of this generation.

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The Flood / Political compass thread.
« on: June 26, 2015, 09:19:06 PM »

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The Flood / Hate is cooler
« on: June 26, 2015, 05:57:34 PM »



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The Flood / Just Saw Jurassic World.
« on: June 24, 2015, 06:31:50 PM »
It wasn't as bad as I expected. The subplot involving Vincent D. was a bit tacked on, and I wanted the children to die more than the kids in the original, but otherwise it was alright. 7/10, I would recommend Fury Road over this but if you get the chance to see both do so.

The lead actress though... Sie ist so schön, mit ihr rote Haare.

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The Flood / It's too Aussie
« on: June 18, 2015, 02:22:26 PM »


I prefer my post-apocalyptic futures to be less... australian. The whole thing felt like going to outback steakhouse or watching Crocodile Dundee or something

"oi need as much gaahzoleen as oi cahn carry" ...ew. ugh. ew.

Show me your musical and theatrical tastes so I can criticize them for exhibiting cultural elements of the nation they were produced in.

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Just to make things clear, I actually love The Road Warrior.

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The Flood / So. Damn. Cool.
« on: June 17, 2015, 08:12:28 PM »
For my birthday, which was June 4th, I received currency. I used that currency to purchase something, which arrived about an hour ago.

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That something was this:



The lights on his chest panel light up in sequence; they aren't on at the same time. This thing is basically a mini person, it's bodysuit is even made of cloth.

Here's the product page.

CheesePotato, we can work out the details later but we must have Lord Vader and your Sideshow Grievous face off.

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Gaming / FUCKING FALLOUT 4 LOOKS FUCKING AMAZING
« on: June 14, 2015, 10:21:22 PM »
NOVEMBER 11 2015 MOTHERFUCKERS

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The Flood / That's Just for Daddy
« on: June 12, 2015, 04:39:04 PM »
YouTube


That's show business.

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The Flood / HUMINAHUMINA
« on: June 12, 2015, 01:46:26 PM »
"Dear Santa..."

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The Flood / Let's go, Pal.
« on: June 11, 2015, 11:19:16 PM »

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The Flood / The Top Leaders of The Third Reich Are Still Alive
« on: June 10, 2015, 09:21:26 PM »
YouTube


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They're in exile at Nazitübbieland.

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The Flood / Today is my eighteenth birthday
« on: June 04, 2015, 12:53:17 PM »
Huraah! Best part is, my PS4 broke a couple days ago, just in time for Arkham Knight!

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The Flood / Connections come in handy
« on: June 01, 2015, 02:31:53 PM »
On the 15th, I went to go see Mad Max: Fury Road. While at the theater, I discovered that a fellow student works there, and I told him I was seeing Mad Max. The next day, I came to class and told him it was a really good movie, and that I'd recommend seeing it.

Today, I came into class and he had this for me:


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The Flood / Converting to Islam
« on: May 23, 2015, 08:53:08 PM »


Why wouldn't you, given that it helps you go fast.

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The Flood / When The Dust Settles...
« on: May 16, 2015, 03:34:28 PM »


So metal.

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The Flood / Just Saw Mad Max: Fury Road
« on: May 16, 2015, 12:27:14 AM »
That was the most bizarre, fucked up, and disturbing film I've seen in a long time...

It was fucking awesome.

Theron's mechanical arm was really cool, as were all the vehicles. Humor was great, villains were creepy, deformities were abound. I wouldn't watch this film if you're easily disturbed or squeamish.

My main complaint is the cinematography. It's interesting, very 300-esque. Depending on the scene, I either liked or disliked it. Other than that, there was little I disliked. The film could've been reduced in length slightly, but this isn't really a problem.

8/10. I advise you all to travel through the doors of your nearest theater, shiny and chrome!

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The Flood / Just Watched Snowpiercer
« on: May 14, 2015, 12:16:43 AM »
Wikipedia summary:
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The movie takes place aboard the globe-spanning Snowpiercer train which holds the last remnants of humanity after a manufactured attempt to stop global warming created a new ice age. Captain America stars as Curtis Everett, a member of the lower-class tail section passengers as they lead a revolution against the elite of the front of the train.

Revolution as a result of class conflict? Guys... Steve Rogers is a fucking Commie. America is a lie.

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Good movie though. Takes a bit to really get into gear, but when it does, it's pretty decent. The revelations in the last third of the film were pretty shocking. Also, one of the best parts of the film, for me, is that even minor tidbits of dialogue in the beginning connected to later parts of the story. Pretty good film, I'd give it a 7/10.

The film is currently on Netflix, and I'd highly recommend it.

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The Flood / An Odd Question for GoT Fans
« on: May 12, 2015, 12:29:15 PM »
First off, I am not a GoT fan. I don't watch the TV show, nor do I read the books. I am, however, a Star Wars fan, and I have a question for those who watch the TV show: Are there any inappropriate scenes involving Gwendoline Christie?

I ask this question because as some of you may know, the previously mentioned actress has been cast in the new Star Wars film as Captain Phasma. Upon learning of this, I was intrigued. A 6'3" badass spec-ops Stormtrooper sounds cool. I want to know Christie's acting ability, and seeing as her most famous role is probably Brienne of Tarth, I thought GoT would be the best indicator of her acting ability, thus I am considering starting to watch the show.

However, I am wary of the possibility of inappropriate scenes involving Christie's character. Star Wars is a pretty clean franchise in regards to sexual content, and I like that. I don't want to witness Christie nude and have such an image burned into my mind as a watch the new Star Wars film. Essentially, as I see Phasma kick ass I'd rather not have the mental image of the Captain topless in the back of my mind. This probably sounds quite silly, especially to fans of GoT, but I hope you understand my concerns.


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The Flood / Racism in the United States knows no bounds
« on: May 01, 2015, 10:02:00 PM »
So just like the racism and appalling police brutality we're seeing in Baltimore, I also encountered blatant racism where I live, at the local supermarket.

My tragic story begins when I left the house in my traditional garb, and almost forgot my gaderffii, but thankfully I remembered to grab it before mounting my mode of transport. A couple hours later, I arrived at the supermarket, where I would encounter absolutely horrifying racism. I'm still traumatized, in all honesty.

I made my way to the meat section, and upon finding what I was looking for I yelled my tribe's traditional harvest cry, and raised my gaderffii in the air. Unfortunately, this is where my terrible ordeal began. A nearby descendant of the settlers who slaughtered fellow members of my culture began laughing and pointing, and called me a horrible racial slur that I will only repeat in order to illustrate my plight and the traumatizing instance I endured.
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He said I was one of... the "Sandpeople"

I responded as dictated by my culture, and by no means were my actions illegal. As is necessary in such a situation, I defended my tribe's honor, yelling my warcry and proceeding to swing my gaderffii at the bastard, who further insulted my honor, laughing as though my righteous attack was amusing. It was then I was overcome with rage. I swung my traditional weapon at the face of this blasphemer, impacting the side of his disgusting face, leaving him unconscious upon the ground. Unfortunately, before being able to complete the defense of my people's honor, I was come upon by more prejudiced individuals, who claimed my actions were illegal, citing flimsy evidence such as their oppressor laws. With one of them appearing rather muscular and having a frightening voice, I felt the only foreseeable option was to flee.

I made my way home, filled with despair and righteous anger, until I arrived at my residence, where my sorrowful tale ends. I have been denied my honor, my culture, my identity. I feel I have suffered abuses of a caliber far exceeding those felt by the likes of  Martin Luther King Jr., or the peaceful protesters currently being brutalized in Baltimore. And yet, as I sit, tears dripping down the eye-holes of my mask; tears shed for all Tuskins currently suffering widespread oppression, I cannot help but remind my fellow Tuskins of our people's proverb regarding times of suffering:

"HUUURRRREEEHHHHURRHURRHURRHURRHUUUUUUUUURRRRREEEE EH"

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