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Messages - Blonic the Fluxmeister

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1831
The Flood / Guys, we're going to need lots of butter.
« on: October 01, 2014, 10:51:33 AM »
Also lube.

1832
The Flood / Re: If you were offered these choice, which would you eat?
« on: October 01, 2014, 10:34:12 AM »
Your cock.  ;)

1833
The Flood / OMG
« on: September 30, 2014, 09:56:52 PM »
hi   :D

1834
The Flood / Re: 3 Days
« on: September 30, 2014, 10:30:32 AM »
I will ravish the ass-cheeks of this forum right here with my shitposting.

1835
The Flood / Re: Feed me.
« on: September 30, 2014, 10:29:48 AM »
Oh boy, there's nothing I love more than white, creamy substances.  Give it to me!

1836
The Flood / Feed me.
« on: September 30, 2014, 09:16:57 AM »

I require substance now, my servants.

1837
The Flood / Re: Step 1
« on: September 29, 2014, 04:48:06 PM »
you left the dew part out of mountain dew
ajds;fjaskdfjal;ksjdf;klasjdfkjniggercuntjizzh;aksd;jf;akljsfkjaw;lkefj;w

1838
The Flood / Re: @Whoever is responsible for this
« on: September 29, 2014, 04:23:52 PM »
Ah, nothing says fun like verb getting banned like the fucktard he is.

1839
The Flood / Re: Step 1
« on: September 29, 2014, 03:39:58 PM »
step 2?
You sell dank memes to filthy, casul goyim.

1840
The Flood / Step 1
« on: September 29, 2014, 03:31:21 PM »
Careful place 30 lbs of mountain dew and doritos into oven after preheating it to 420 degrees of swag.  Let it blaze for 420 minutes before taking it out of the oven and putting it on the counter to cool for 420 more minutes.  Next, decorate with MLG quickscopes and fedora montages and viola, the cake is ready.

1841
The Flood / Re: Ember....
« on: September 29, 2014, 01:02:56 PM »
First off, that niggerman is the apprentice of Onion Beetle. Show some respect you whore.
The only whore here is you.
Hello, You!
Put down that mirror, squirt.

1842
The Flood / Re: Ember....
« on: September 29, 2014, 12:47:22 PM »
First off, that niggerman is the apprentice of Onion Beetle. Show some respect you whore.
The only whore here is you.

1843
The Flood / Ember....
« on: September 29, 2014, 11:17:34 AM »
Please teach me your shitposting ways, for I am a mere peasant of shitposting as compared to you, oh great king of shitposts.  Let me become your apprentice so I may learn the ways of the shitpost.

1844
The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Picture Thread (Version 3.0)
« on: September 29, 2014, 10:35:06 AM »

Oh boy, I just love pictures.

1845
The Flood / Re: Is this your wallet?
« on: September 29, 2014, 10:32:57 AM »
how much is in it? ???
3 quarters and a spider egg.

1846
The Flood / Is this your wallet?
« on: September 29, 2014, 09:04:10 AM »

I found it on the ground and I'm trying to be a good person by returning it.

1847
The Flood / Re: ITT: we rhythm things with SoporificSlash
« on: September 28, 2014, 09:36:05 PM »
EndopromorphicClash

1848
The Flood / Re: And with this one thread...
« on: September 28, 2014, 08:00:27 PM »

Bitch please, my shenanigans are top-tier.

1849
The Flood / Re: And with this one thread...
« on: September 28, 2014, 07:57:48 PM »
i want her to play with my hose
Damn right you do.

1850
The Flood / Re: New Flood
« on: September 28, 2014, 07:34:47 PM »
First things first what you left was not the true Flood. This is the true Flood.
20 other offsites would like word with you.

1851
The Flood / And with this one thread...
« on: September 28, 2014, 07:26:11 PM »

I shall turn RC straight.

1852
The Flood / Re: Does anyone ever expect the Spanish Inquisition?
« on: September 28, 2014, 10:38:00 AM »
I'm sure the Spanish Inquistion expects the Spanish Inquistion.
But like, besides the Spanish Inquisition.  They would find it to be pretty obvious.

1853
The Flood / Re: Waffles are better than pancakes
« on: September 28, 2014, 10:36:19 AM »
There is literally no good breakfast food, besides maybe one or two cereals.  By the way, the "no good breakfast food" part includes both bacon and sausage.

1854
The Flood / Re: Are You One Of Those People?
« on: September 28, 2014, 10:35:30 AM »
I don't eat anything pumpkin.  It's all about the apple.

1855
The Flood / Re: Ryle! Where you at buddy?
« on: September 28, 2014, 10:32:52 AM »
Maybe he is hibernating or something.

1856
The Flood / Does anyone ever expect the Spanish Inquisition?
« on: September 28, 2014, 10:31:56 AM »

I mean, at least one person has to.

1857
The Flood / Shitposting is a way of life.
« on: September 28, 2014, 12:18:30 AM »
I'm too tired to come up with something else to say about that, so I bid you all a good night.  Also, fuck niggers.

1858
The Flood / Re: If you are what you eat
« on: September 28, 2014, 12:14:26 AM »
...I'll get the mop.

1859
The Flood / A day in the life of the average shitposter.
« on: September 27, 2014, 08:40:37 PM »
8:00AM - Wake up and take shower.

8:15AM - Brush teeth and get dressed.

8:20AM - Pray to our glorious savior Achronos before heading to work.

9:00AM - Work the morning shift at McDonalds and get fired.

11:00AM - Kill your ex-boss and burn the McDonalds to the ground.

12:00PM - Hide the body and go home.

12:30PM - Shitpost.

5:40PM - Eat dinner.

5:50PM - Continue shitposting.

9:30PM - Get ready for bed.

9:40PM - One final shitpost.

10:00PM - Send DeeJ that email about wanting to go out on a date with him.

10:10PM - Send 500 more emails to make sure he got the message.

10:40PM - Go to sleep.



1860
The Flood / Re: Can I have some cookies and milk?
« on: September 27, 2014, 12:12:19 AM »
You can have my milk.
I'm not sure if I should say yes to that.

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