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1171
« on: January 19, 2015, 04:13:54 PM »
Someone is mad.
Spoiler Must be because I dumped his shitty little tea in the harbor. I don't like tea
Of course you do, you silly willy britbong.
STOP OPPRESSING ME
Oi m8, u wan me ta smac ya in de gabba?
I'm telling Mum!
wat a fookin panzy
Mum!
BITCH I AM YO MOM!
Dad please
Son, you know I'm a woman now after THAT surgery. Now treat me as your mother.
But you have a beard
The better to nuzzle you with when I tuck you into bed at night.
1172
« on: January 19, 2015, 04:08:34 PM »
Someone is mad.
Spoiler Must be because I dumped his shitty little tea in the harbor. I don't like tea
Of course you do, you silly willy britbong.
STOP OPPRESSING ME
Oi m8, u wan me ta smac ya in de gabba?
I'm telling Mum!
wat a fookin panzy
Mum!
BITCH I AM YO MOM!
Dad please
Son, you know I'm a woman now after THAT surgery. Now treat me as your mother.
1173
« on: January 19, 2015, 03:59:50 PM »
Someone is mad.
Spoiler Must be because I dumped his shitty little tea in the harbor. I don't like tea
Of course you do, you silly willy britbong.
STOP OPPRESSING ME
Oi m8, u wan me ta smac ya in de gabba?
I'm telling Mum!
wat a fookin panzy
Mum!
BITCH I AM YO MOM!
1174
« on: January 19, 2015, 03:58:08 PM »
#StonedFluxFacts
1175
« on: January 19, 2015, 03:56:59 PM »
Someone is mad.
Spoiler Must be because I dumped his shitty little tea in the harbor. I don't like tea
Of course you do, you silly willy britbong.
STOP OPPRESSING ME
Oi m8, u wan me ta smac ya in de gabba?
I'm telling Mum!
wat a fookin panzy
1176
« on: January 19, 2015, 03:55:50 PM »
What an interesting flux fact.
1177
« on: January 19, 2015, 03:55:09 PM »
like I give a f.luck
f.lucks given: 0
1178
« on: January 19, 2015, 03:54:47 PM »
Flux stocks are now soaring in price, making many investors happy. Buy now before it is too late.
1179
« on: January 19, 2015, 03:45:17 PM »
Where is the horse vag option?
Horse cock/vag is considered within the option choice as well.
Oh alright.
1180
« on: January 19, 2015, 03:44:49 PM »
Someone is mad.
Spoiler Must be because I dumped his shitty little tea in the harbor. I don't like tea
Of course you do, you silly willy britbong.
STOP OPPRESSING ME
Oi m8, u wan me ta smac ya in de gabba?
1181
« on: January 19, 2015, 03:43:07 PM »
I find 9/11 triggering and offensive. I have already called the tumblr land whale assault squad. Enjoy being flattened by an army of 2 ton asses.
hah
i have anticipated your actions, and so i have already donned my Meta Cognition Protection Kit™
Too late, my trap card, called the Shekel Thief, was activated, upon which you discard your protection kit in exchange for more shekels. You are now defenseless.
using my superior israeli military knowledge, i build a miniature iron dome defense system around me out of shekels
i am now untouchable
You may have won this time, but your shekels will not save you the next time.
1182
« on: January 19, 2015, 03:42:01 PM »
Where is the horse vag option?
1183
« on: January 19, 2015, 03:41:43 PM »
Someone is mad.
Spoiler Must be because I dumped his shitty little tea in the harbor. I don't like tea
Of course you do, you silly willy britbong.
1184
« on: January 19, 2015, 03:02:29 PM »
I mean, it's not like I'm into them...baka.
1185
« on: January 19, 2015, 03:01:15 PM »
I find 9/11 triggering and offensive. I have already called the tumblr land whale assault squad. Enjoy being flattened by an army of 2 ton asses.
hah
i have anticipated your actions, and so i have already donned my Meta Cognition Protection Kit™
Too late, my trap card, called the Shekel Thief, was activated, upon which you discard your protection kit in exchange for more shekels. You are now defenseless.
1186
« on: January 19, 2015, 02:59:22 PM »
I wish that cunt would leave
Yeah, he keeps being such a baka.
1187
« on: January 19, 2015, 02:54:41 PM »
I find 9/11 triggering and offensive. I have already called the tumblr land whale assault squad. Enjoy being flattened by an army of 2 ton asses.
1188
« on: January 19, 2015, 02:53:32 PM »
BritishLemon is a tsundere.
1189
« on: January 19, 2015, 02:52:33 PM »
Cool.
1190
« on: January 19, 2015, 02:51:40 PM »
Someone is mad. Spoiler Must be because I dumped his shitty little tea in the harbor.
1191
« on: January 19, 2015, 02:06:46 PM »
Suck cock, that's always fun.
I feel like getting pegged instead. I've kind of lost interest in sucking cock as of late.
Then go do that. I'm pretty sure if you make an ad on Craigslist you'll find someone.
I don't want just any old stranger to be my first.
*blushing red*
I want to do it with you. I want you in my anus, zen-senpai.
I'm flattered, I didn't know you liked me like that. I'll be the one to deflower you. I'll be gentle.
B-be gentle with my anus, b-b-b-baka.
1192
« on: January 19, 2015, 02:03:24 PM »
suddenly: rape
not if I enjoy it
1193
« on: January 19, 2015, 02:01:50 PM »
BritishLemon is actually a Scottish Lime.
1194
« on: January 19, 2015, 02:00:50 PM »
Suck cock, that's always fun.
I feel like getting pegged instead. I've kind of lost interest in sucking cock as of late.
Then go do that. I'm pretty sure if you make an ad on Craigslist you'll find someone.
I don't want just any old stranger to be my first. *blushing red* I want to do it with you. I want you in my anus, zen-senpai.
1195
« on: January 19, 2015, 01:57:27 PM »
Trufax #1
There's this cat sitting on my window seal outside staring at me.
That must be Ryle. Let him in so he doesn't get cold.
1196
« on: January 19, 2015, 01:56:25 PM »
Suck cock, that's always fun.
I feel like getting pegged instead. I've kind of lost interest in sucking cock as of late.
1197
« on: January 19, 2015, 01:55:15 PM »
It's 2:55 and I'm still bored.
1198
« on: January 19, 2015, 01:53:24 PM »
FINALLY, SHITPOSTING I CAN GET BEHIND!
How about I get behind you?
1199
« on: January 19, 2015, 01:52:41 PM »
its 2:41 now
are you still bored
i think so
double check for me real quick
i triple checked
still bored
have you tried yiffing the boredom away?
my mom confiscated my yiff kit
1200
« on: January 19, 2015, 01:52:08 PM »
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