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Topics - Blonic the Fluxmeister
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« on: October 01, 2014, 10:51:33 AM »
Also lube.
422
« on: September 30, 2014, 09:56:52 PM »
hi 
423
« on: September 30, 2014, 09:16:57 AM »
 I require substance now, my servants.
424
« on: September 29, 2014, 03:31:21 PM »
Careful place 30 lbs of mountain dew and doritos into oven after preheating it to 420 degrees of swag. Let it blaze for 420 minutes before taking it out of the oven and putting it on the counter to cool for 420 more minutes. Next, decorate with MLG quickscopes and fedora montages and viola, the cake is ready.
425
« on: September 29, 2014, 11:17:34 AM »
Please teach me your shitposting ways, for I am a mere peasant of shitposting as compared to you, oh great king of shitposts. Let me become your apprentice so I may learn the ways of the shitpost.
426
« on: September 29, 2014, 09:04:10 AM »
 I found it on the ground and I'm trying to be a good person by returning it.
427
« on: September 28, 2014, 07:26:11 PM »
 I shall turn RC straight.
428
« on: September 28, 2014, 10:31:56 AM »
 I mean, at least one person has to.
429
« on: September 28, 2014, 12:18:30 AM »
I'm too tired to come up with something else to say about that, so I bid you all a good night. Also, fuck niggers.
430
« on: September 27, 2014, 08:40:37 PM »
8:00AM - Wake up and take shower.
8:15AM - Brush teeth and get dressed.
8:20AM - Pray to our glorious savior Achronos before heading to work.
9:00AM - Work the morning shift at McDonalds and get fired.
11:00AM - Kill your ex-boss and burn the McDonalds to the ground.
12:00PM - Hide the body and go home.
12:30PM - Shitpost.
5:40PM - Eat dinner.
5:50PM - Continue shitposting.
9:30PM - Get ready for bed.
9:40PM - One final shitpost.
10:00PM - Send DeeJ that email about wanting to go out on a date with him.
10:10PM - Send 500 more emails to make sure he got the message.
10:40PM - Go to sleep.
431
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:57:53 PM »
It helps me fall asleep at night.
432
« on: September 26, 2014, 06:58:32 PM »
 Just kidding.
433
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:55:40 AM »
Gather hither my brethren and let us celebrate our manhood with our prized ceremony.
434
« on: September 26, 2014, 09:12:10 AM »
 *unzips pants* Well, you're about to.
435
« on: September 24, 2014, 10:08:57 PM »
Who the hell even put one there?
436
« on: September 24, 2014, 05:50:14 PM »
You just wasted your time.
437
« on: September 23, 2014, 02:47:21 PM »
It looks rather serious.
438
« on: September 22, 2014, 12:43:31 PM »
 Well, I didn't lie to you.
439
« on: September 21, 2014, 08:06:55 PM »
This is a matter of national security.
440
« on: September 21, 2014, 07:55:21 PM »
 Thank you, guys and goys.
441
« on: September 21, 2014, 02:49:36 PM »
نجاح باهر هذا هو الأصلي لذلك.
442
« on: September 21, 2014, 08:38:59 AM »
For getting himself banned like a pleb, lol.
443
« on: September 20, 2014, 08:48:58 PM »
Minus being a faggot, of course.
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