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The Flood / I bet Peter Dinklage is secretly one of Santa's elves.
« on: November 20, 2014, 03:04:34 PM »
It makes sense.

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The Flood / Hey, Santa.
« on: November 20, 2014, 03:03:52 PM »
Give me a gun for Christmas so I can shoot you.  Also, a Wii U would be nice.

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The Flood / Seriously, how much does Santa weigh?
« on: November 20, 2014, 03:00:00 PM »
That motherfucker eats so many goddamn cookies in one night.  I'm surprised he hasn't died from all the sugar intake.  Also, how the hell do reindeer even lift his fat ass off the ground.

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The Flood / When Santa comes to bring me presents.
« on: November 20, 2014, 02:56:21 PM »
I'm not going to leave that fatass some cookies and milk to support his mooching habits.  No, I'll leave that motherfucker a brochure with a gym membership inside. 

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The Flood / Christmas means only one thing.
« on: November 20, 2014, 02:53:44 PM »
Give me shit, you cunt sniffers.

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The Flood / So China called.
« on: November 18, 2014, 02:30:12 PM »
And I have no idea what they are saying.  Fucking chinks.

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The Flood / It's time to ask ourselves the most important question.
« on: November 18, 2014, 10:28:18 AM »
Did we get Kony?

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The Flood / I CALL SHOTGUN!
« on: November 18, 2014, 08:57:22 AM »
Suck it, crackers.

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The Flood / Hey, Ryle.
« on: November 18, 2014, 08:52:10 AM »
Got any cross-dressing whale porn I could have?

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The Flood / Lemmy the Lizard, please tell me.
« on: November 17, 2014, 01:20:32 PM »
Where do you get your nails done?

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The Flood / Did you know?
« on: November 17, 2014, 01:03:40 PM »
If you spell gay backwards, it comes out to be sinner.

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The Flood / Pretend it's a lollipop.
« on: November 17, 2014, 12:51:47 PM »
 ;D

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The Flood / Eh.
« on: November 17, 2014, 12:17:55 PM »
I don't feel like it.

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The Flood / RC, I need your help.
« on: November 16, 2014, 09:29:25 PM »
I somehow contracted the gay and I need to cure myself.  How does one go about doing this?

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The Flood / I know it is just November.
« on: November 15, 2014, 10:06:13 PM »
But just can't stop thinking about Santa and his big load for this Christmas.

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The Flood / I know my threads are bad.
« on: November 15, 2014, 10:38:43 AM »
But it's the thought that counts, right?

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The Flood / ember, ryle, shall do we the gay?
« on: November 14, 2014, 10:14:41 PM »
Russia am feel mood now 2 do gay with men. 

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The Flood / My review of cuddling Vien.
« on: November 14, 2014, 08:23:55 PM »
Make sure to remove all objects that could be used to bind/restrain.  Overall, it was a 9/11, would fly into with a plane again.

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The Flood / Zesty is a hood guy.
« on: November 14, 2014, 06:19:06 AM »
He be like Gangsta Rap, nigga.

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The Flood / Super serious question thread.
« on: November 13, 2014, 03:24:50 PM »
Is milk semen?

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The Flood / pls slash no
« on: November 13, 2014, 08:29:09 AM »
not the whip

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The Flood / helo russia is cal
« on: November 12, 2014, 06:11:06 PM »
wud liek to giv mericuns many russian women in retrn 4 al teh nkes. pls respnd oballa uakbar-chan

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The Flood / #Zestposting
« on: November 12, 2014, 11:59:20 AM »
#Zestylikestomolestme
Spoiler
#Imfuckingbored

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The Flood / Alright, the jig is up.
« on: November 10, 2014, 01:29:30 PM »
I am ember's manwhore.  Now with that out of the way, can I have some cookies and milk?

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The Flood / Food for thought.
« on: November 10, 2014, 09:37:57 AM »

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The Flood / Gasai's secret is out.
« on: November 09, 2014, 06:53:09 PM »

Gasai is confirmed black man.

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The Flood / Vote for ember to be supreme shekel handler.
« on: November 09, 2014, 04:53:13 PM »
I trust my shekels with his jew hands.

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The Flood / What if God was an atheist?
« on: November 09, 2014, 04:01:37 PM »
What then?

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The Flood / Taco?
« on: November 09, 2014, 03:41:58 PM »
Taco taco taco taco taco taco taco taco taco taco taco

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The Flood / Damn, son.
« on: November 09, 2014, 03:12:51 PM »
Where'd ya learn dat lay-up?

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