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The Flood / Time can be measured.
« on: November 04, 2015, 08:31:18 PM »
Yet it cannot be contained.

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The Flood / Abstract questions.
« on: November 04, 2015, 08:03:19 PM »
Have concrete answers.

123
The Flood / The cow says "moo".
« on: November 04, 2015, 08:01:09 PM »
But why?

124
The Flood / The human lifespan is short.
« on: November 04, 2015, 07:43:15 PM »
Yet the life of a human cell is shorter.

125
The Flood / Humanity calls out the universe.
« on: November 04, 2015, 07:08:39 PM »
But the universe never picks up the phone.

126
The Flood / Sand can tell time.
« on: November 04, 2015, 07:05:40 PM »
But time cannot tell sand.

127
The Flood / Microscopic creations.
« on: November 04, 2015, 06:50:42 PM »
Made by gigantic imaginations.

128
The Flood / *pulls the lever releasing the coconuts*
« on: November 04, 2015, 06:22:25 PM »
I hope you all brought your hardhats because I sure did.

129
The Flood / Two words.
« on: November 04, 2015, 06:15:44 PM »
A million interpretations.

130
The Flood / Fat people.
« on: November 04, 2015, 11:45:32 AM »
Why haven't we exterminated them yet?

131
The Flood / Okay, let's try counting to 69 again.
« on: November 03, 2015, 01:44:19 PM »
1

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The Flood / I'm back, fam. :^)
« on: November 02, 2015, 03:06:28 PM »
I was gone for a little while because I was out sucking Thai ladyboy cocks- er, I mean, on a business trip, but now I'm back.  :^)

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The Flood / My sociology class showed me hentai today.
« on: October 29, 2015, 08:35:03 AM »
T4R

134
The Flood / Man, I'm getting so pumped for the debate.
« on: October 28, 2015, 07:01:04 PM »
I even got my Donald Trump flesh-light out just for the occasion.

135
The Flood / If you're happy and you know it
« on: October 28, 2015, 06:53:02 PM »
kill yourself

136
The Flood / I FINALLY FOUND WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR
« on: October 28, 2015, 06:41:35 PM »
A PLACE WHERE I CAN BE WITHOUT REMORSE

137
The Flood / JEWS CONTROL THE MEDIA
« on: October 27, 2015, 10:03:35 AM »
IT'S TRUE, INCLUDING THE FACT THAT THEY ARE ALL LIZARD PEOPLE

139
The Flood / DNP
« on: October 25, 2015, 04:48:10 PM »
That stands for "Do Not Poop".

140
The Flood / STEEELLAAA!!!
« on: October 25, 2015, 12:28:44 PM »

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The Flood / Naru's anus is defenseless.
« on: October 25, 2015, 12:01:52 PM »
Now is the time to strike.

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The Flood / meme.exe
« on: October 25, 2015, 11:29:13 AM »

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The Flood / LIVING HERE IN JERSEY
« on: October 24, 2015, 06:13:13 PM »
FIGHTING VILLAINS FROM AFAR

145
The Flood / Every friday is cancerposting day!
« on: October 23, 2015, 10:24:03 PM »
By the way, elegiac makes a special appearance early on in the video.
YouTube

146
The Flood / This just in.
« on: October 23, 2015, 07:44:31 AM »
Docking is the most heterosexual thing for a man to do.

147
The Flood / Big Bang Theory: The Lost Episode
« on: October 19, 2015, 03:10:28 PM »
[Opening theme ends and Leenord is visible in the living room of the apartment doing science when Sheldopolis pops out of his room.]

Sheldopolis: Salutations, Leenord.

Leenord: Hello, Sheldopolis

*laugh track*

Sheldopolis: Leenord, I must say, I'm such a great, 3-Dimensional character that is both insanely witty and intelligent.

*laugh track*

Leenord: Yes, I am a beta male who wants to stick his dick in Penny's poon but is always overshadowed by chad.

*laugh track x2*

[Enters Pennsylvanus in tight top with cleavage exposed and in pink underwear.]

Pennsylvanus: (without heavy accent despite being from the south like a dirty fucking hick or some shit) What's up, you guys?

*laugh track does not play because the guy working the laugh track is too busy looking at her breasts at this time*

Sheldopolis: (to Pennsylvanus) Oh Pennsylvanus, you're such a wonderful and smart person.

*awww sound track*

Pennsylvanus: Really, Sheldopolis?

Sheldopolis: BARBONGO!

*Sheldopolis takes out bongos and begins to play with them gleefully while the laugh track is turned to max to make it appear that this is actually funny even though it is not*

Pennsylvanus: Well, I guess I'm going then.

[Pennsylvanus exits stage left.  Dirty Jew and Captain Poo in Loo arrive stage left.

Dirty Jew: Oy vey goyim, it's anudda shoah.

*laugh track*

Captain Poo in Loo: (with an accent thicker than a black man's penis) Haha, it's funny because Leonard can't get it with a hot girl even though I can't even talk to one.  I bring such diversity to this show!

*laugh track x4*

Leenord: (to Dirty Jew and Captain Poo in Loo) Well fuck you faggots. (to Sheldopolis) Fuck you too, Sheldongo.

*laugh track ensues as the episode come to an end*

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The Flood / Remember children, don't copy that floppy.
« on: October 19, 2015, 09:43:30 AM »
YouTube

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The Flood / Welcome to the official "kill all weaboos" thread.
« on: October 19, 2015, 07:02:09 AM »
Snacks and refreshments are in the back.

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The Flood / >mfw I go down on her
« on: October 17, 2015, 06:39:43 PM »

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