Quote from: Mr. Admirals on December 14, 2014, 11:41:23 PM

Welcome to 2004 netcode.

*facepalm*

Stop sitting on 343's dick for like two seconds at least. This shit rarely occurred back during the Halo 2 days, I am assuming you did not play it. 343 rushed this shit, probably because of Microsoft and because they wanted to release it on the anniversary of Halo 2.

I am tired of companies rushing shit out and patching it later though after they already take your money.

Well, actually, if you took the time to read the rest of my posts you wouldn't have needed to be such an ass to me.

And you're telling me stuff I already know and agree with.

'Dat prejudice.

I dont like it due to the fact that it has no effect on the Rest of the Halo Universe and no payoff.

The final Second Story actually implies there are still significant quantities of the element in existence.

Also, is it necessarily a bad thing it didn't affect universe directly? Is that not one of the complaints received regarding how the player supposedly required external knowledge to fully understand Halo 4's story?

>TFW to fully operate a Longsword, you need a crew of 4 or a Smart AI
>TFW Chief has no Smart AI

Quote from: Mr. Admirals on December 14, 2014, 11:47:18 PM

Yeah I did see that one. I can only guess it has to do with Halo's transition to dedicated servers, especially since these games were designed with host based matches (excluding Halo CE's and H2A's MP)

I've noticed that the wonky hit detection never happens on CE and H2A. How about you?

For me the hit detection is at it's absolute worst in CE. Me and a  guy were constantly beaming each other in the head with Sniper Rifles without the slightest amount of damage until he finally stood still and I killed him.

in H2A the hit dectection feels like Destiny were it's delayed but dammage still applies.

Ah, yes.

I forgot about that. I've adjusted to that already. That's thanks to Halo CE's PC netcode. It does actually add a skillgap even though its a annoying as hell.

Yeah I did see that one. I can only guess it has to do with Halo's transition to dedicated servers, especially since these games were designed with host based matches (excluding Halo CE's and H2A's MP)

I've noticed that the wonky hit detection never happens on CE and H2A. How about you?

Sep7agon.

Where we can never ever call out Halo because Admirals and Lemon ride 343's dick too much.

Looks like fun actually.

Dunno. Just sad it's a new strain. Would appear so given how hostile they are.

Quote from: Mr. Admirals on December 14, 2014, 01:40:19 AM

Quote from: RadicalClass32 on December 14, 2014, 12:13:13 AM

It literally couldn't be more true than what it already is.

Wan't me to disillusion you?

Yes.

Well, let's start off with the fact that Halo 4 Chief is shown to be drunk the entire time. That makes literally no sense at all when you look at Halo 4 and compare it to the previous games. Yes, I do think he should have a drinking problem in the satire, but not be drunk. Why? Because despite Halo 4's flaws and mistakes it made, it still had a solid story, and shooter mechanics. The last time the guns in Halo were as accurate, consistent, and powerful as in Halo 4, was in Halo 2. (Maybe it would actually make more sense if Halo 4 was manic.)

Probably completely irrelevant to the points I'm trying to make,but the Elite design they chose for the party attendants is wrong. They were obviously going for the Halo 3 Elites, but they managed to screw up by placing the teeth on the mandibles so they were facing inward a-la Halo 4. If you look at Halo 3 Elites, you'll notice that despite the Mandibles, the teeth are arranged like our teeth our.

Microsoft says to Halo 2 about why Halo 4 is included in the MCC makes no sense. The intent behind the MCC was not to try and convince people these four games are equal, it was to provide a jumping on point for the franchise because a new console is out, and Halo 5 is coming soon. It allows fans who maybe didn't get a chance to play all the main Halo games the ability to do so. It brings a vast and epic space opera, where most gamers would not go out of their ways to play all of them, together.

In fact, the what Microsoft says is about as logical as the idiot Halo extremists who were complaining that Halo 4 is in the MCC. Like holy shit, you actually are asking for less content in a game want to undermine what the MCC sets out to do? /mini rant

Next though we have the fact that Halo 2 is a winy little kid, and Halo 3 is the wise grizzled agent. Which makes no sense at all because not only did Halo 2 come out before Halo 3, but Halo 3 is a mess of a game that failed in nearly everything it set out to do. Inconsistent gunplay, illogical campy story, lazy animations (apparently Brute Power Armor is actually paper mache that atomizes when coming into contact with bullets, rigor mortis also appears to set in as soon as your vehicle hits a Covenant), and noobified enemies.

Halo 2 on the other hand should be older and more wise. At the same time tough, it should be paralyzed for the fact that a third of the game is missing, and that it has aim assist out the wazoo. And despite this, it still manages to be a better game than Halo 3.

In conclusion on that aspect, the Halo that consoles Halo 4 on top of the base should have been Halo CE.

Lastly, on the topic of Halo 5's portrayal as being an aborted fetus begging to be killed. That makes no sense for the fact that Halo 5 is going to be Halo's first equal starts arena shooter in 5 goddamn years. Not just that, but it's being designed with competitive aspects in mind, and the reticle screen position is going back to the center of the screen, which is the first time it's been like that in 14 years. Also, Halo 5 is going to have a legit beta that isn't a thinly disguised marketing ploy. Of course, the game is a year out, and it may turn out to be total shit, but right now, things are looking up.

And that's why this piece of satire is not true at all.

Needless to say, that doesn't detract from how entertaining it was.

Something that will increase my brain power. That way I can figure out solutions to our problems.

Also, Halo CE chief should have been the one to say that to Halo 4 Chief, not Halo 3 Chief.

In fact, it doesn't really make much sense because Halo 3 Chief sounds and acts older than Halo 2 Chief.

...or am I simply over analyzing?

When I was in middle school this one kid called me McLovin.

This is from a Adult Swim show called Xavier.

Holy crap, are those explosions a result of the laser, or is it hitting explosive targets?

Also, now Halo is going to get retconned more so humans "always" had laser weaponry. They did it with railguns, they'll do it with this. Obviously the Spartan Laser is the pinnacle of human laser tech, but still.

Now you know.