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The Flood / Re: Why do English majors exist?
« on: October 21, 2014, 03:37:38 PM »
STEM majors are losers.
I almost took the bait.

2312
The Flood / Re: The Simpsons creators are literally on acid
« on: October 21, 2014, 03:31:23 PM »
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literally on acid
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literally

2313
The Flood / Re: I'm sitting in a room full of cigarettes
« on: October 21, 2014, 01:41:00 PM »
Throw that nasty tobacco away and smoke some cannabis.

2314
The Flood / Re: Which users would you make love to?
« on: October 20, 2014, 08:09:28 PM »
I'd do myself.

2315
The Flood / Re: So you think you can tell
« on: October 20, 2014, 04:39:30 PM »
And did they get you trade your heroes for ghosts?

2316
The Flood / Re: Who lives in our near SoCal or San Diego?
« on: October 20, 2014, 04:29:21 PM »
I live in Imperial Beach, SD.
Sweet, what's your phone number?
(420) 867-5309

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The Flood / Re: Who lives in our near SoCal or San Diego?
« on: October 20, 2014, 04:23:21 PM »
I live in Imperial Beach, SD.

2318
The Flood / Re: If Everyone On This Forum Took A Bong Hit
« on: October 19, 2014, 01:08:25 AM »
I get f-ucked up off of bong hits. I threw up the last two times.
Whatever you were smoking was laced or moldy. Weed doesn't make people throw up. Ever.
yeah it can.
Brb huge gravity bong rip to the dome of a beginner

Seen plenty of vomit in my days
You're buying from some shady ass dealers. Weed doesn't make people vomit. It actually helps to stop vomiting.

brb not buying sherm sticks
I got mine from a dispensary and used it in a brand new bong. I doubt there was anything wrong with the weed. Took one big hit from the bong and within a half hour I couldn't walk and was having a bad trip. I don't know if it was the water vapor that irritates my throat or what it was but I was coughing like crazy for a few minutes after I exhaled that bong hit. Perhaps my tolerance to weed isn't high enough to deal with bong hits because I threw up twice.

I tried the same weed from a pipe and it went down smooth. No irritation, no coughing and no feeling sick.

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The Flood / Re: If Everyone On This Forum Took A Bong Hit
« on: October 18, 2014, 02:39:42 PM »
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Whatever you were smoking was laced or moldy. Weed doesn't make people throw up. Ever.
Its medical and i doubt its moldy. I smoked a few hits from a pipe and other occasions from a joint. Keep in mind that ive only tried weed about 5 times in my life.

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The Flood / Re: If Everyone On This Forum Took A Bong Hit
« on: October 18, 2014, 11:47:32 AM »
I get f-ucked up off of bong hits. I threw up the last two times.

2321
The Flood / Re: Comet could hit Mars
« on: October 17, 2014, 08:37:47 PM »
Damn, I have a house on Mars.

2322
The Flood / Re: Situations you dislike.
« on: October 17, 2014, 07:46:40 PM »
Having to deal with solicitors who come to my home. I open the door and they start talking about a bunch of shit I don't care about and why I should pay them $7 for a chocolate bar.

2323
The Flood / Re: Has anyone here been to Dubai and the surrounding areas
« on: October 15, 2014, 02:26:58 PM »
If I went to Dubai I'd probably be arrested for vagrancy.

2324
The Flood / Re: Have you ever accidentally masturbated?
« on: October 13, 2014, 04:11:20 PM »
Yeah, it was the first time I ever masturbated.

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The Flood / Re: Would you get a tattoo of my face on your ass?
« on: October 09, 2014, 09:03:41 PM »
No but I'd let my best friend tattoo whatever he wants on my arm.

2326
Serious / Re: money isnt even real
« on: October 09, 2014, 08:13:15 PM »
How can our eyes be real if money isn't real.

2327
The Flood / Re: b.net has found its way into my real life
« on: October 09, 2014, 07:10:41 PM »
Anybody I see wearing those in public is going to get tripped on accident.

2328
The Flood / Re: The 2000's called, they want their music back
« on: October 09, 2014, 07:09:09 PM »
YouTube
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2329
The Flood / Re: What part of the human body is your favorite?
« on: October 08, 2014, 10:47:56 PM »
All of it.

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The Flood / Re: I'm pissed off at my philosophy teacher
« on: October 08, 2014, 04:02:58 PM »
Here in the US you can sue people just for hurting your feelings. It's pretty ridiculous.

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The Flood / Re: I'm back from smoking weed: The Elegiac Story
« on: October 07, 2014, 10:46:25 AM »
I'm confused. What is this thread about?

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The Flood / Re: John Williams to begin scoring Ep VII in two weeks
« on: October 06, 2014, 11:20:18 AM »
I bet the movie will suck because JJ Abrams directed it.

2333
The Flood / Re: Do You Prefer Hot Or Cold Showers?
« on: October 05, 2014, 10:40:47 AM »
30-45 minute hot shower every day

2334
The Flood / Re: That's it, I'm getting a Prius.
« on: October 03, 2014, 11:31:37 PM »
Why not get a diesel car?

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The Flood / Re: What's your favorite fast food chain?
« on: October 03, 2014, 04:31:48 PM »
In-N-Out

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The Flood / Re: Today I didn't lose a dog, I lost so much more :'(
« on: October 02, 2014, 10:09:25 PM »
Damn the feels are too strong for me :(

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The Flood / Re: Got pulled over by a cop tonight
« on: October 01, 2014, 11:52:35 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Got pulled over by a cop tonight
« on: October 01, 2014, 11:37:33 PM »
He also asked me where I was headed, what I do for a living and what I want to be when I grow up. Seems strange to me.
What color are your pantsu?
blue

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The Flood / Re: Got pulled over by a cop tonight
« on: October 01, 2014, 11:35:20 PM »
He also asked me where I was headed, what I do for a living and what I want to be when I grow up. Seems strange to me.
>mfw he wasn't even a cop
What if he was just a cop role-player with a uniform and a real police car who does this to people for fun?

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The Flood / Re: Got pulled over by a cop tonight
« on: October 01, 2014, 11:30:20 PM »
He also asked me where I was headed, what I do for a living and what I want to be when I grow up. Seems strange to me.

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