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1801
« on: March 24, 2015, 01:09:57 PM »
And I'll rate it based on how funny it is.
1802
« on: March 23, 2015, 11:10:11 PM »
Demonic
Verbatim
Meta
I'll order pizza and bake some delicious brownies that are extra special.
1803
« on: March 23, 2015, 08:43:56 PM »
1804
« on: March 22, 2015, 07:56:17 PM »
The consistency of loogies.
1805
« on: March 22, 2015, 11:41:21 AM »
I think what's even funnier is that your town's name is Porcupine Plain.
1806
« on: March 21, 2015, 11:21:05 PM »
You need to stop hating on lurkers.
1807
« on: March 18, 2015, 08:08:57 PM »
I blame sand for his fall to the dark side.
1808
« on: March 17, 2015, 01:02:22 PM »
1809
« on: March 17, 2015, 12:58:59 PM »
1810
« on: March 16, 2015, 10:40:24 PM »
Why did Verbatim get banned?
1811
« on: March 16, 2015, 10:38:38 PM »
What kind of camera and lens did you use?
1812
« on: March 16, 2015, 10:34:46 PM »
Adolf Hitler.
Heil, mein Führer!
1813
« on: March 14, 2015, 11:56:06 AM »
i mean any bullet will probably kill me
even a .22 to your knee?
1814
« on: March 12, 2015, 05:54:13 PM »
I heard edibles are nothing like smoking weed. I've never tried them, but from what I've heard it's quite intense, and not always in a good way.
1815
« on: March 11, 2015, 12:55:29 PM »
Fuck me you filthy cunt.
I heard women are attracted to assholes.
1816
« on: March 11, 2015, 12:13:28 PM »
Ive no clue what that is
Of course you don't. Try reading things other than gook mangoes Try watching things other than chinese animays.
1817
« on: March 11, 2015, 12:05:48 PM »
Makes sense, THC is a gateway to their inner creativity for many.
1818
« on: March 10, 2015, 05:17:19 PM »
Suicide is irrational and stupid with a few exceptions:
-You're terminally ill
-You have a degenerative neurological disorder that will only get worse.
-You're in a vegetative state
1819
« on: March 10, 2015, 01:57:06 PM »
Female, in the off chance that she's hot.
What if she's examining your balls and then all of a sudden you get an erection?
1820
« on: March 10, 2015, 01:13:28 PM »
And why?
1821
« on: March 09, 2015, 08:27:07 PM »
Do you get like that when you're walking and spot someone drinking a soda too? i cringe when i see people drink soda/energy drinks/coffee
but i don't call people out on them, because they're just too ingrained in our culture, i think
having drunk soda for almost my entire life, i know it's not even that bad anyway
caffeine doesn't affect me at all, noticeably
Actually, soda's probably one of the worst causers of weight gaining. I actually lost a good deal of weight after cutting that out fully.
Sugar is also a highly addictive psychoactive drug and can trigger numerous diseases and disorders like CVD, diabetes, addiction and there's some evidence that it can aggravate depression.
1822
« on: March 09, 2015, 08:14:26 PM »
As for where I'm going:
Somewhere out west. California, New Mexico, Arizona, maybe even Texas despite the fact that it's not too westward.
You know, somewhere which isn't pussy, like the east coast.
ayyy
People in California think they have no accent. If you go there, you should fuck with them.
We don't have an accent because we're normal.
1823
« on: March 09, 2015, 07:28:47 PM »
Only weed once every weed or so. If it wasn't so expensive, I'd probably smoke it everyday.
1824
« on: March 06, 2015, 12:27:10 PM »
Did a bunch of weird shit happen?
1825
« on: March 06, 2015, 12:26:04 PM »
1826
« on: March 05, 2015, 12:52:51 PM »
Who will flip my burgers if you're gone?
1827
« on: March 05, 2015, 12:40:26 PM »
>camo
>ever
LOL
His face is so priceless though, he's allowed to wear it.
1828
« on: March 05, 2015, 12:27:39 PM »
You're so high there's a giraffe on your shoulder.
1829
« on: March 05, 2015, 02:19:41 AM »
1830
« on: March 04, 2015, 11:46:15 PM »
Didn't even do the people's elbow!
He didn't even do the Mandible Claw either
DIDN'T EVEN DO STINKFACE 
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