Next time you get a train lie down in front of the tracks

Like seriously.

That's too skinny to be Das

It shoulda been me

Step one: Find a girl you've a crush on

Step two: Pour your heart out.

Step three: Politely ask her to clap.

I don't hate anything

Religion of Peace strikes again

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Old bastard

Xbox has Master Chief
PlayStation kills it again with cool exclusives
Nintendo has Mario and Zelda and fuck all else

Maybe some Destiny 2 stuff, some Battlefront 2, COD maybe (lol) and some Indie game.

Quote from: Ian on June 09, 2017, 12:17:45 AM

Anyways, couldn't the Tories just form a coalition with another party or did they all lay in bed with Labour?

Coalition is unlikely. Nearly all the parties have explicitly ruled out forming a government together with the Tories.

May's getting support from the DUP in Northern Ireland, which might secure her a minority government. If she can't secure that, or any sort of mandate, then it might go to Corbyn.

May has the advantage in seat numbers, but she doesn't have a whole lot of ally parties that could potentially back her like Corbyn does. It will probably still go to the conservatives over the coming days but May as PM looks less likely than Corbyn at this rate.

DUP have said they'll keep May in government

Corbyns got the support of a lot of young people and celebs, similar to Clinton last year. May hasn't got an awful lot of support, people like Sargon etc are supporting her only to keep Corbyn out

Haha UKIP are predicted to get fuck all xD

I'd actually take Jeb! over any of the clowns we get to choose from tbh.

Notice me

Larbour


1.) £10 minimum wage.
2.) No increase in N.I. or Income Tax if earning less than £80k a year (those earning slightly above receiving a modest increase - 5% of the working populace).
3.) Scrapping tuition fees.
4.) Scrapping NHS car parking charges.
5.) Bringing the NHS back into public ownership.
6.) Reversing cuts to Corporation/Capital Gains Tax, which will recoup billions, basically by getting Amazon/Google/Media/Press Organizations/McD's etc to pay a bit extra tax (small businesses are protected through the N.I.B. - see No. 7 below).
7.) Creation of National Investment Bank (N.I.B.) to allow revenues to return to the economy.
8.) Nationalised Rail Network.
9.) Nationalised Energy Company using renewables as source.
10.) Increase funding for the conventional Armed Forces, and keeping Trident.
11.) 4 extra public Bank Holidays.
12.) Free school meals for all primary school kids - funded by slightly raised taxes from private schools.
13.) Protecting the triple-lock pensions.
14.) Renationalisation of the Royal Mail, and creation of Post Bank.
15.) Reversal of cuts to the disabled.
16.) Scrapping the Bedroom Tax.
17.) Scrapping Benefits Sanctions.
18.) Creation of a National Education Service - including access to Further and Higher Education, free at the point of use for all.
19.) Creation of a Tourism Dept. responsible for promoting and increasing growth in a lucrative industry that increases revenue.
20.) Tackling illegal and aggressive tax evasion/avoidance, fines to businesses using unethical practices or trading with unethical states, and prompter payments of fines to small businesses by the bigger ones.

COSTS:

The total cost to implement will be roughly £80/90bn. Just to put that into perspective, the Tories have spent over £700bn. so far, and our national debt is now in the trillions. So if we can afford the past 7 years of them borrowing all that and failing all of their commitments, then I reckon this is really pretty easy to afford.

Conservatives

1.) Scrap free school meals for infants.
2.) End Universal Winter Fuel Payments.
3.) End triple lock promise to pensioners.
4.) End promise not to raise VAT.
5.) End promise not to raise Income Tax.
6.) End promise not to raise National Insurance.
7.) Open up more grammar schools.
8.) Hold a vote on legalising fox-hunting.
9.) Continue with Rape Form for Benefits.
10.) Introduce a cap on energy prices.
11) Do away with Human Rights

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