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« on: January 27, 2015, 12:20:52 PM »
Because your mum touches herself.
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« on: January 27, 2015, 12:18:48 PM »
*flips table*
*punches \ in face*
*flies away*
Yes, it should be bannable if it's like my example. I don't wanna die from a cringe attack anytime soon.
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« on: January 27, 2015, 10:37:12 AM »
Or we could just Leroy Jenkins the shit out of it.
Did you not see the movies?
Yeah, I didn't realize I copied the movie until now though. >.>
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« on: January 26, 2015, 06:27:43 PM »
Or we could just Leroy Jenkins the shit out of it.
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« on: January 26, 2015, 06:26:42 PM »
Gotta type everything with the shift key down now lol.
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« on: January 26, 2015, 04:40:15 PM »
You forgot The Division m8.
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« on: January 26, 2015, 04:38:08 PM »
Holy crap, you put FH2 in your list? You're like the only person that agrees that game is the shit.
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« on: January 26, 2015, 03:55:53 PM »
Miami: 75°F, Wind NE at 5 mph Madison: 21°F, Wind S at 12 mph *cough cough* fgt *cough cough*
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« on: January 26, 2015, 03:51:43 PM »
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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« on: January 26, 2015, 03:48:55 PM »
Dank memes are what I live for.
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« on: January 26, 2015, 03:46:42 PM »
People don't do that?
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« on: January 26, 2015, 03:38:59 PM »
We're talking about going to Disney World, right?
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« on: January 25, 2015, 08:29:44 PM »
i had a dream that i was on this giant landship (basically a ship but with giant treads) and we were in the middle of some kind of wasteland and there was an entire functioning community inside the landship
Dude, that's pretty sweet.
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« on: January 25, 2015, 06:31:46 PM »
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« on: January 25, 2015, 06:22:51 PM »
i had a dream that cheat and isara were splitroasting me in the back of a white van
Super hawt 
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« on: January 25, 2015, 01:54:47 PM »
The other night my dream started out mostly normal. I was playing in the NFL and I was talking to some dude in between plays. This kept going until some douchebag on our team walks over and starts wailing on the dude I was talking to. I kept telling him to stop it until I eventually got them separated and then a douche ran away and started telling the coach that we were bad people or something. I was all like "aww heellll nah" and tried to get the story as close to the truth as I could. Later that day, I went to the hotel the team was staying in to talk to the douchebag. When he answered the door he was acting all suspicious and I smelt coffee in his room so I asked him "is that coffee I smell?" then he said "No, get out of here!" and slammed the door on me. Then somehow the dream changed the law and now coffee was illegal so I went to the pool where I knew the lifeguard was a drug dealer and he told me to get some coffee and put it in the water so he could harvest the cream. Right after he said that, a bunch of gangbangers appeared out of nowhere and I tried to hide in the lazy river. I luckily killed one of the gangbangers that were swimming and got his gun but then they found me. Since the pool was no longer a good place for me, I ran to a house to hide from the bad people but a bunch of humming birds broke through the house and started shooting miniguns at me and then I woke up.
How about you guys?
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« on: January 25, 2015, 01:31:30 PM »
Take off your boot and empty it is the best plan of action.
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« on: January 25, 2015, 01:26:35 PM »
Look at that fedora, you can just tell he's a swag master.
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« on: January 25, 2015, 01:22:39 PM »
That's pretty lame if a relationship is ruined over an album, but okay.
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« on: January 25, 2015, 01:14:53 PM »
Rotten bananas! Mud! Greasy fingers!
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« on: January 25, 2015, 01:12:14 PM »
Yolo wasn't a thing back then, isn't that neat?
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« on: January 25, 2015, 01:09:25 PM »
I'd get the super duper XTYZG240YS6969YLO card. It's only like $900 and you can play your indie games without lag spikes then.
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« on: January 25, 2015, 01:06:14 PM »
Morgan freeman. It'd be kinda weird since I'm a cracker though...
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« on: January 24, 2015, 02:03:02 PM »
No interstellar 0/10
Implying Interstellar deserves a spot on this list...
Better than 2001: A Snorefest
If you think it's better than 2001 I'll have to check it out.
You gotta keep in mind that I absolutely hate 2001. Your opinion of Interstellar may be very different from mine.
I've never seen Interstellar...
And that's why I'm warning you you might not like it.
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« on: January 24, 2015, 01:41:16 PM »
No interstellar 0/10
Implying Interstellar deserves a spot on this list...
Better than 2001: A Snorefest
If you think it's better than 2001 I'll have to check it out.
You gotta keep in mind that I absolutely hate 2001. Your opinion of Interstellar may be very different from mine.
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« on: January 24, 2015, 01:12:11 PM »
No interstellar 0/10
Implying Interstellar deserves a spot on this list...
Better than 2001: A Snorefest
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« on: January 24, 2015, 12:57:22 PM »
No interstellar 0/10
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« on: January 24, 2015, 10:49:43 AM »
A bunch of severed fingers. This is pretty weird since it's usually toes I carry with me.
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« on: January 24, 2015, 03:23:16 AM »
Mak frendz with it. Ull b unstpabl with spooke skelton frend.
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« on: January 24, 2015, 03:20:59 AM »
Dank memes is my only reason to live.
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