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« on: January 28, 2015, 09:32:13 PM »
II'm 100% serious
A rabbit?
'95 carrado. 
That's 20 years old! Not 10!
Nooo! The years are passing too fast!
Pick number 2.
*sigh*
Another R8
Haha, alright. In an attempt to be a bit more hipster.
I approve
Niiice.
32
« on: January 28, 2015, 09:29:20 PM »
II'm 100% serious
A rabbit?
'95 carrado.
That's 20 years old! Not 10!
Nooo! The years are passing too fast!
Pick number 2.
*sigh*
Another R8
Haha, alright. In an attempt to be a bit more hipster.
33
« on: January 28, 2015, 09:19:21 PM »
II'm 100% serious
A rabbit?
'95 carrado.
That's 20 years old! Not 10!
Nooo! The years are passing too fast! Pick number 2.
34
« on: January 28, 2015, 09:15:10 PM »
What in god's name is that? I must burn it.
35
« on: January 28, 2015, 09:13:48 PM »
II'm 100% serious
A rabbit?
'95 carrado.
36
« on: January 28, 2015, 09:09:21 PM »
And into the fap folder it goes.
37
« on: January 28, 2015, 09:08:16 PM »
*claps*
38
« on: January 28, 2015, 09:04:38 PM »
Phineas and Ferb
39
« on: January 28, 2015, 08:57:06 PM »
40
« on: January 28, 2015, 08:51:17 PM »
I am dank MLG FaZe SwEg PlAyR Spoiler Cross Country, Track and I used to do triathlons when I was something like 14
41
« on: January 28, 2015, 08:48:41 PM »
It's all about that middle class.
42
« on: January 28, 2015, 04:51:07 PM »
jihad jeep=self explanatory
jihad quad= ^^^^^
You cheeky motherfucker, you. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
it doesnt help that i was "Kamikaze-Comet" in BF3... those jeeps were fun.
Would you use the AT Mines or C4?
C4. i didnt like the AT mines, they didnt always blow up.
True, Jihad God wouldn't be please if you screwed up a bombing.
43
« on: January 28, 2015, 12:38:35 PM »
jihad jeep=self explanatory
jihad quad= ^^^^^
You cheeky motherfucker, you. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
it doesnt help that i was "Kamikaze-Comet" in BF3... those jeeps were fun.
Would you use the AT Mines or C4?
44
« on: January 28, 2015, 12:32:22 PM »
I only use the commo rose
I have never played bf with a friend, so I'm always quiet 
You gotta get a bf friend, the game is more fun when you play with someone that's competent.
45
« on: January 28, 2015, 12:18:09 PM »
jihad jeep=self explanatory
jihad quad= ^^^^^
You cheeky motherfucker, you. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
46
« on: January 28, 2015, 12:16:43 PM »
It worked a little like that when I was rolling with the shitbucket brigade. It wasn't all completely cloned military stuff but if it made it more efficient to understand what was going on then it'd be used. Alpha/Bravo/Charlie are the name of the capture points so being clear with the name rather than AY BEE SEE etc.
In terms of class coordination, it'd be a quick
'Bofa - Medic'
'Vindi - Sniper'
'Knife - Medic'
'Kitty - Support'
'Emu - Engineer'
Stuff like that, we all have our specialist classes (ones we were the best with) and that'd be how it was roughly divided up. Of course the thing with shitbuckets is the whole jack of all trades thing, so depending on the map we'd mix things up. For example, I'd only pull out my Sniper rifle on CQB maps if there was a comfortable crush already established.
Then all the slang that was generated/traded was great, Blueberries = Retarded teammates that cannot be relied upon. Cranberries = incompetent enemies for the harvest, Colonels = shitbuckets on par with the rest of us to fight. Then stuff like Fartblaster (XM25), Crymore (Claymore), Flyboys (Dedicated pilot faggots, Knife was our one) and then a whole list of portmonteaus with derogatory terms for enemies that killed us e.e
Then it all sort of died off over the summer and everyone went their separate ways.
So I just play with my friend now, occasionally with people who drop in and it's a lot less serious.
Commarose is how I talk to the team now, but really if you don't get ammo after three presses then teamkilling them - picking up the ammo - reviving them seems fair enough >_________>
Nice, I knew I wasn't alone! You do have a lot more slang than us though, we call teammates blueberries, enemies are Doritos and the RGO grenade is called the Really Gay and Overpowered grenade by our more profane member. Other than that, we just call things by their names really.
Haha, I agree with your teamkill tactic. People just don't know how to listen sometimes. (._. )
Spoiler Sorry about the split up ;_; It's never fun when that happens.
Hehe yeah, some of the charming terms of reference we had for certain cheap weapons/grenade users wouldn't be suitable for typing out >_____>
Needless to say, there is a strong correlation between the time spent using the Ace 23 and the number of dongers imbibed on a regular basis.
And thanks, yeah it sucked :/
But that's what happens, IRL stuff tends to take an unfortunate priority over video games. Even for shitbuckets >______>
Ohh, I see. Psy has a potty mouth. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You use the Ace 23, you're an evil individual aren't you? You laugh as you kill your victims with the unsuspecting barrage of bullets again and again. They say "please stop, kind sir" and you whisper "get rekt" while mowing them down once again with an ungodly number of bullets.
Yeah, things inevitably breakdown. Good thing there's always the option to rebuild though!
Indeed, it's usually hidden behind a nice polite softly spoken voice but when I'm on Battlefield things tend to turn... blue >_____>
And god no, I have standards lol. L85A2 or go home!
Autism 23 is for skrubz
And yeah <_<
Are you on the X1 or PS4? >.>
I'm glad the potty mouth has standards. lol
I'm on what is commonly known as the master race
Adddd meeeee
Also, BULLDOG OR GTFO
That morherfucker is what got me 54 and 12 in a game once I shit you not. Failing that, the MG4 and M249 are nice, though I'm also find of the AEK-971 and the AWS.
I totally agree with you on the Bulldog, that thing is great. If I'm going Engineer it's all about the MTAR though
MPX and P90 master race. Otherwise, I go for ACE52, RFB or UTS15 for my carbine, DMR and shotgun needs.
But for pistols, Deagle is love Deagle is life. Though I've been using more revolvers since they removed trigger delay, and I'm loving the unica-6 now <3
I haven't used the ACE52 or the P90 in ages, but they both used to by my babes until I unlocked the other two. I loved mowing people down with that P90 especially. Oh yes, the Deagle is great. It's pretty OP in hardcore which makes it the best sidearm ever. I haven't used the unica ever since I got the Deagle though. If they took out trigger delay, I should try it out again.
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« on: January 28, 2015, 12:09:20 PM »
Obviously, there's no one on this earth I would rather do it with.
48
« on: January 28, 2015, 12:07:08 PM »
It worked a little like that when I was rolling with the shitbucket brigade. It wasn't all completely cloned military stuff but if it made it more efficient to understand what was going on then it'd be used. Alpha/Bravo/Charlie are the name of the capture points so being clear with the name rather than AY BEE SEE etc.
In terms of class coordination, it'd be a quick
'Bofa - Medic'
'Vindi - Sniper'
'Knife - Medic'
'Kitty - Support'
'Emu - Engineer'
Stuff like that, we all have our specialist classes (ones we were the best with) and that'd be how it was roughly divided up. Of course the thing with shitbuckets is the whole jack of all trades thing, so depending on the map we'd mix things up. For example, I'd only pull out my Sniper rifle on CQB maps if there was a comfortable crush already established.
Then all the slang that was generated/traded was great, Blueberries = Retarded teammates that cannot be relied upon. Cranberries = incompetent enemies for the harvest, Colonels = shitbuckets on par with the rest of us to fight. Then stuff like Fartblaster (XM25), Crymore (Claymore), Flyboys (Dedicated pilot faggots, Knife was our one) and then a whole list of portmonteaus with derogatory terms for enemies that killed us e.e
Then it all sort of died off over the summer and everyone went their separate ways.
So I just play with my friend now, occasionally with people who drop in and it's a lot less serious.
Commarose is how I talk to the team now, but really if you don't get ammo after three presses then teamkilling them - picking up the ammo - reviving them seems fair enough >_________>
Nice, I knew I wasn't alone! You do have a lot more slang than us though, we call teammates blueberries, enemies are Doritos and the RGO grenade is called the Really Gay and Overpowered grenade by our more profane member. Other than that, we just call things by their names really.
Haha, I agree with your teamkill tactic. People just don't know how to listen sometimes. (._. )
Spoiler Sorry about the split up ;_; It's never fun when that happens.
Hehe yeah, some of the charming terms of reference we had for certain cheap weapons/grenade users wouldn't be suitable for typing out >_____>
Needless to say, there is a strong correlation between the time spent using the Ace 23 and the number of dongers imbibed on a regular basis.
And thanks, yeah it sucked :/
But that's what happens, IRL stuff tends to take an unfortunate priority over video games. Even for shitbuckets >______>
Ohh, I see. Psy has a potty mouth. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You use the Ace 23, you're an evil individual aren't you? You laugh as you kill your victims with the unsuspecting barrage of bullets again and again. They say "please stop, kind sir" and you whisper "get rekt" while mowing them down once again with an ungodly number of bullets.
Yeah, things inevitably breakdown. Good thing there's always the option to rebuild though!
Indeed, it's usually hidden behind a nice polite softly spoken voice but when I'm on Battlefield things tend to turn... blue >_____>
And god no, I have standards lol. L85A2 or go home!
Autism 23 is for skrubz
And yeah <_<
Are you on the X1 or PS4? >.>
I'm glad the potty mouth has standards. lol
I'm on what is commonly known as the master race
Indeed, and I respectfully disagree <.<
You can disagree but that doesn't change the facts.
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« on: January 28, 2015, 12:05:25 PM »
It worked a little like that when I was rolling with the shitbucket brigade. It wasn't all completely cloned military stuff but if it made it more efficient to understand what was going on then it'd be used. Alpha/Bravo/Charlie are the name of the capture points so being clear with the name rather than AY BEE SEE etc.
In terms of class coordination, it'd be a quick
'Bofa - Medic'
'Vindi - Sniper'
'Knife - Medic'
'Kitty - Support'
'Emu - Engineer'
Stuff like that, we all have our specialist classes (ones we were the best with) and that'd be how it was roughly divided up. Of course the thing with shitbuckets is the whole jack of all trades thing, so depending on the map we'd mix things up. For example, I'd only pull out my Sniper rifle on CQB maps if there was a comfortable crush already established.
Then all the slang that was generated/traded was great, Blueberries = Retarded teammates that cannot be relied upon. Cranberries = incompetent enemies for the harvest, Colonels = shitbuckets on par with the rest of us to fight. Then stuff like Fartblaster (XM25), Crymore (Claymore), Flyboys (Dedicated pilot faggots, Knife was our one) and then a whole list of portmonteaus with derogatory terms for enemies that killed us e.e
Then it all sort of died off over the summer and everyone went their separate ways.
So I just play with my friend now, occasionally with people who drop in and it's a lot less serious.
Commarose is how I talk to the team now, but really if you don't get ammo after three presses then teamkilling them - picking up the ammo - reviving them seems fair enough >_________>
Nice, I knew I wasn't alone! You do have a lot more slang than us though, we call teammates blueberries, enemies are Doritos and the RGO grenade is called the Really Gay and Overpowered grenade by our more profane member. Other than that, we just call things by their names really.
Haha, I agree with your teamkill tactic. People just don't know how to listen sometimes. (._. )
Spoiler Sorry about the split up ;_; It's never fun when that happens.
Hehe yeah, some of the charming terms of reference we had for certain cheap weapons/grenade users wouldn't be suitable for typing out >_____>
Needless to say, there is a strong correlation between the time spent using the Ace 23 and the number of dongers imbibed on a regular basis.
And thanks, yeah it sucked :/
But that's what happens, IRL stuff tends to take an unfortunate priority over video games. Even for shitbuckets >______>
Ohh, I see. Psy has a potty mouth. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You use the Ace 23, you're an evil individual aren't you? You laugh as you kill your victims with the unsuspecting barrage of bullets again and again. They say "please stop, kind sir" and you whisper "get rekt" while mowing them down once again with an ungodly number of bullets.
Yeah, things inevitably breakdown. Good thing there's always the option to rebuild though!
Indeed, it's usually hidden behind a nice polite softly spoken voice but when I'm on Battlefield things tend to turn... blue >_____>
And god no, I have standards lol. L85A2 or go home!
Autism 23 is for skrubz
And yeah <_<
Are you on the X1 or PS4? >.>
I'm glad the potty mouth has standards. lol
I'm on what is commonly known as the master race
Adddd meeeee
Also, BULLDOG OR GTFO
That morherfucker is what got me 54 and 12 in a game once I shit you not. Failing that, the MG4 and M249 are nice, though I'm also find of the AEK-971 and the AWS.
I totally agree with you on the Bulldog, that thing is great. If I'm going Engineer it's all about the MTAR though
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« on: January 27, 2015, 05:16:23 PM »
People communicate in Battlefield?
Yeah, it's pretty crazy. Sometimes people's mics will magically fix themselves and they'll start talking. It's actually pretty neat.
Edit: I can't get my reply out of the fucking quote box, you'll live...I hope.
51
« on: January 27, 2015, 05:15:22 PM »
Ummm callouts. There are the common ones like "lockers" on Metro, and there are ones my friends and I make ourselves.
When I play with my friends, we're normally together like glue, so we know exactly where "my X" is. When I play with randoms the other 9/10 times, I don't communicate much. I just spam the "NEED AMMO" command, or use the team chat if my team is truly clueless.
Yeah, "lockers" is like the only real callout I know too. Haha, you can spam "need ammo" all you want but 9.99/10 times you won't get any.
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« on: January 27, 2015, 05:11:38 PM »
It worked a little like that when I was rolling with the shitbucket brigade. It wasn't all completely cloned military stuff but if it made it more efficient to understand what was going on then it'd be used. Alpha/Bravo/Charlie are the name of the capture points so being clear with the name rather than AY BEE SEE etc.
In terms of class coordination, it'd be a quick
'Bofa - Medic'
'Vindi - Sniper'
'Knife - Medic'
'Kitty - Support'
'Emu - Engineer'
Stuff like that, we all have our specialist classes (ones we were the best with) and that'd be how it was roughly divided up. Of course the thing with shitbuckets is the whole jack of all trades thing, so depending on the map we'd mix things up. For example, I'd only pull out my Sniper rifle on CQB maps if there was a comfortable crush already established.
Then all the slang that was generated/traded was great, Blueberries = Retarded teammates that cannot be relied upon. Cranberries = incompetent enemies for the harvest, Colonels = shitbuckets on par with the rest of us to fight. Then stuff like Fartblaster (XM25), Crymore (Claymore), Flyboys (Dedicated pilot faggots, Knife was our one) and then a whole list of portmonteaus with derogatory terms for enemies that killed us e.e
Then it all sort of died off over the summer and everyone went their separate ways.
So I just play with my friend now, occasionally with people who drop in and it's a lot less serious.
Commarose is how I talk to the team now, but really if you don't get ammo after three presses then teamkilling them - picking up the ammo - reviving them seems fair enough >_________>
Nice, I knew I wasn't alone! You do have a lot more slang than us though, we call teammates blueberries, enemies are Doritos and the RGO grenade is called the Really Gay and Overpowered grenade by our more profane member. Other than that, we just call things by their names really.
Haha, I agree with your teamkill tactic. People just don't know how to listen sometimes. (._. )
Spoiler Sorry about the split up ;_; It's never fun when that happens.
Hehe yeah, some of the charming terms of reference we had for certain cheap weapons/grenade users wouldn't be suitable for typing out >_____>
Needless to say, there is a strong correlation between the time spent using the Ace 23 and the number of dongers imbibed on a regular basis.
And thanks, yeah it sucked :/
But that's what happens, IRL stuff tends to take an unfortunate priority over video games. Even for shitbuckets >______>
Ohh, I see. Psy has a potty mouth. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You use the Ace 23, you're an evil individual aren't you? You laugh as you kill your victims with the unsuspecting barrage of bullets again and again. They say "please stop, kind sir" and you whisper "get rekt" while mowing them down once again with an ungodly number of bullets.
Yeah, things inevitably breakdown. Good thing there's always the option to rebuild though!
Indeed, it's usually hidden behind a nice polite softly spoken voice but when I'm on Battlefield things tend to turn... blue >_____>
And god no, I have standards lol. L85A2 or go home!
Autism 23 is for skrubz
And yeah <_<
Are you on the X1 or PS4? >.>
I'm glad the potty mouth has standards. lol I'm on what is commonly known as the master race
53
« on: January 27, 2015, 02:50:34 PM »
It worked a little like that when I was rolling with the shitbucket brigade. It wasn't all completely cloned military stuff but if it made it more efficient to understand what was going on then it'd be used. Alpha/Bravo/Charlie are the name of the capture points so being clear with the name rather than AY BEE SEE etc.
In terms of class coordination, it'd be a quick
'Bofa - Medic'
'Vindi - Sniper'
'Knife - Medic'
'Kitty - Support'
'Emu - Engineer'
Stuff like that, we all have our specialist classes (ones we were the best with) and that'd be how it was roughly divided up. Of course the thing with shitbuckets is the whole jack of all trades thing, so depending on the map we'd mix things up. For example, I'd only pull out my Sniper rifle on CQB maps if there was a comfortable crush already established.
Then all the slang that was generated/traded was great, Blueberries = Retarded teammates that cannot be relied upon. Cranberries = incompetent enemies for the harvest, Colonels = shitbuckets on par with the rest of us to fight. Then stuff like Fartblaster (XM25), Crymore (Claymore), Flyboys (Dedicated pilot faggots, Knife was our one) and then a whole list of portmonteaus with derogatory terms for enemies that killed us e.e
Then it all sort of died off over the summer and everyone went their separate ways.
So I just play with my friend now, occasionally with people who drop in and it's a lot less serious.
Commarose is how I talk to the team now, but really if you don't get ammo after three presses then teamkilling them - picking up the ammo - reviving them seems fair enough >_________>
Nice, I knew I wasn't alone! You do have a lot more slang than us though, we call teammates blueberries, enemies are Doritos and the RGO grenade is called the Really Gay and Overpowered grenade by our more profane member. Other than that, we just call things by their names really.
Haha, I agree with your teamkill tactic. People just don't know how to listen sometimes. (._. )
Spoiler Sorry about the split up ;_; It's never fun when that happens.
Hehe yeah, some of the charming terms of reference we had for certain cheap weapons/grenade users wouldn't be suitable for typing out >_____>
Needless to say, there is a strong correlation between the time spent using the Ace 23 and the number of dongers imbibed on a regular basis.
And thanks, yeah it sucked :/
But that's what happens, IRL stuff tends to take an unfortunate priority over video games. Even for shitbuckets >______>
Ohh, I see. Psy has a potty mouth. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You use the Ace 23, you're an evil individual aren't you? You laugh as you kill your victims with the unsuspecting barrage of bullets again and again. They say "please stop, kind sir" and you whisper "get rekt" while mowing them down once again with an ungodly number of bullets. Yeah, things inevitably breakdown. Good thing there's always the option to rebuild though!
54
« on: January 27, 2015, 02:30:54 PM »
for the large part rely on myself as no one else is competent for teamwork.
Too true m8, too true.
55
« on: January 27, 2015, 02:00:10 PM »
Would it be diarrhea posting then?
56
« on: January 27, 2015, 01:58:40 PM »
It worked a little like that when I was rolling with the shitbucket brigade. It wasn't all completely cloned military stuff but if it made it more efficient to understand what was going on then it'd be used. Alpha/Bravo/Charlie are the name of the capture points so being clear with the name rather than AY BEE SEE etc.
In terms of class coordination, it'd be a quick
'Bofa - Medic'
'Vindi - Sniper'
'Knife - Medic'
'Kitty - Support'
'Emu - Engineer'
Stuff like that, we all have our specialist classes (ones we were the best with) and that'd be how it was roughly divided up. Of course the thing with shitbuckets is the whole jack of all trades thing, so depending on the map we'd mix things up. For example, I'd only pull out my Sniper rifle on CQB maps if there was a comfortable crush already established.
Then all the slang that was generated/traded was great, Blueberries = Retarded teammates that cannot be relied upon. Cranberries = incompetent enemies for the harvest, Colonels = shitbuckets on par with the rest of us to fight. Then stuff like Fartblaster (XM25), Crymore (Claymore), Flyboys (Dedicated pilot faggots, Knife was our one) and then a whole list of portmonteaus with derogatory terms for enemies that killed us e.e
Then it all sort of died off over the summer and everyone went their separate ways.
So I just play with my friend now, occasionally with people who drop in and it's a lot less serious.
Commarose is how I talk to the team now, but really if you don't get ammo after three presses then teamkilling them - picking up the ammo - reviving them seems fair enough >_________>
Nice, I knew I wasn't alone! You do have a lot more slang than us though, we call teammates blueberries, enemies are Doritos and the RGO grenade is called the Really Gay and Overpowered grenade by our more profane member. Other than that, we just call things by their names really. Haha, I agree with your teamkill tactic. People just don't know how to listen sometimes. (._. ) Spoiler Sorry about the split up ;_; It's never fun when that happens.
57
« on: January 27, 2015, 01:02:17 PM »
By using the commo rose to spam 'Request Orders/ Ammo/ Medic/ Ride' until I get kicked out of the squad because my squad leader/ Support/ Medic/ Vehicle clearly doesn't want free points.
Pfft, who needs free points when you got swag sniper kills?
59
« on: January 27, 2015, 12:59:40 PM »
That's sad
Haha, yeah. That's what happens when you play with a bunch of 30 year old military dudes I guess.
60
« on: January 27, 2015, 12:42:56 PM »
It has been brought to my attention that how my friends/squad/team are way too serious about the game. We use the phonetic alphabet, call out threats using cardinal directions if we're separated and "clock directions" so to say when we're together. We coordinate what loadouts we should use for the most efficient squad (someone will get the javelin and someone else the stinger, stuff like that). We probably do a few other neckbeard like things I'm blanking on right now, but oh well.
How do you communicate with friends and/or strangers?
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