I think you mean 9000

Edit: Nvm, you edited it.

How you gunna stop the ticking?

Wusnt mee

I would say it depends on the kid, and some kids are alright to bring along.
But god damn, I've nearly stabbed a baby in a restaurant once <_<

Control the children, or don't bring them along.

Ugh, same goes with flights.

Quote from: WORKSHOPWIZARD on January 07, 2015, 09:19:19 PM

What uni is it?

Not too keen on saying it publically in all honesty

Ah, alright.

What uni is it?

I'll be the mlg hard scoper.

It all started when I was 10 years old, I was running around the house naked and accidentally sat on a ball, the ball went into my butthole, and I screamed in pain. At first I was scared, and immediately pulled it out, but I then discovered, that it had sorta felt good, a good pain. I thought about it for a bit but then shrugged it off. 4 years later I had started masturbating, my penis that was. But eventually after a couple of years I was getting bored of jacking off, and wanted something new but I didn't know what, I then remembered that day of when I sat on the ball and put my fingers in my asshole. The problem was, I didn't really want to stick my fingers in my asshole, so I looked around the house for something that could alternate. And there it was, the tip of an empty beer bottle, it looked a little too big but I decided it should still fit. I cautiously stuck the very tip of it in my asshole, I then slowly started moving it back and forth, it felt amazing. Before I knew it I was vigourously moving it back and forth and then I accidentally shoved it too hard and the bottom half of the bottle went it, I had an orgasm of pain and joy. So I did this for awhile, but then I got bored of the bottle, so I looked again. And there it was, an empty mason jar on the counter, I picked it up and then set it on the ground, I spread open my asshole as far as I could and slowly moved into a crouch position over it. I then gently lowered my butt to the jar, I then very carefully lowered my asshole just to the tip of the jar, I spread open more, with all my force, and then began lowering onto the jar. I was halfway in now, and continuing, I now had the whole jar in my asshole, but then a very big problem occured. Firstly I had no idea how I was going to get this jar out, and I was already tired of holding my asshole open that long. I started crouch walking to the bathroom but u couldn't make it, I let go of my ass and buttcheeks clenched, I have no idea how strong my asshole muscles are but they managed to do this, the jar had exploded inside me. I felt lots of sharp pain in there, I reached in my asshole and slowly pulled out every glass shard out of my asshole, blood slowly leaked from my asshole, there was no way I could let my parents know about this. I quickly cleaned up the mess and shoved a wad of toilet paper in my ass, I then pretended I was ill, so I could be in bed for few days, and well, I think it healed, mostly at least.

Nope

Draw my avatar, but Orange Primary colors and Black secondary colors

I can do that.

What classes did you have today?

Well I have my age already listed in my profile.

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