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« on: December 28, 2014, 07:39:10 PM »
I almost drowned once.
Oh, and I've almost been killed by a flying door.
A flying door?
1292
« on: December 28, 2014, 07:38:45 PM »
In terms of the involuntary, there was a kid in my elementary school who got picked on all the time, and one day, he snapped, and without warning, started tossing chairs and desks (with astonishing vigor and strength) across the room at a bunch of students, one of which nearly missed my head.
I wouldn't have been severely injured, but he did send at least one kid to the emergency room.
Oh damn, what happened to the kid that did it? Was he expelled or suspended?
1293
« on: December 28, 2014, 07:37:21 PM »
I almost drowned in panic. I was...like around 10 i think.
I've never had a drowning experience... I hope I ever don't.
1294
« on: December 28, 2014, 07:36:25 PM »
I've nearly been run over a couple of times, and I once nearly cut off my fapping hand.
How so?
1295
« on: December 28, 2014, 07:35:50 PM »
Do suicide attempts count?
Though I've never actually attempted suicide, I've been at a point where my death not only seemed comforting, but inveigling. That is to say, I really wanted to do it. That was after I got drunk for the first and only time.
Hmm, suicide attempts also count too.
1296
« on: December 28, 2014, 07:34:24 PM »
I can't think of anything life threatening that's happened to me.
Hell, I've never even broken a bone.
Yep, I've yet to break a bone as well.
1297
« on: December 28, 2014, 07:32:35 PM »
When I was 14, I was crossing a busy street, and it was my turn to walk, and apparently a lady wasn't paying attention and kept driving and hit me. The rest was a sort of blur, I just remember being in the ambulance and ending up in the hospital. Luckily I was pretty fine, I just walked with a little limp for a few days.
I'd really appreciate it if you guys would throw some money in for me. I went through a lot and I don't feel like getting a job.
ftfy
pls
1298
« on: December 28, 2014, 07:18:36 PM »
When I was 14, I was crossing a busy street, and it was my turn to walk, and apparently a lady wasn't paying attention and kept driving and hit me. The rest was a sort of blur, I just remember being in the ambulance and ending up in the hospital. Luckily I was pretty fine, I just walked with a little limp for a few days.
1299
« on: December 28, 2014, 07:06:04 PM »
Ooooh bungie....
1300
« on: December 28, 2014, 06:27:04 PM »
Bitch
1301
« on: December 28, 2014, 06:18:26 PM »
1302
« on: December 28, 2014, 06:05:19 PM »
maybe
1303
« on: December 28, 2014, 05:58:11 PM »
Does my cardboard box count?
1304
« on: December 28, 2014, 05:31:54 PM »
How shall we live
1305
« on: December 28, 2014, 05:29:26 PM »
*tips trillby*
1306
« on: December 28, 2014, 05:12:19 PM »
lol
1307
« on: December 28, 2014, 04:46:00 PM »
People think mental illness is cool?
1308
« on: December 28, 2014, 04:45:17 PM »
1309
« on: December 28, 2014, 04:25:39 PM »
1310
« on: December 28, 2014, 04:07:18 PM »
How ya doin?
1311
« on: December 28, 2014, 04:06:30 PM »
No
1312
« on: December 28, 2014, 03:39:45 PM »
Sekrets
1313
« on: December 28, 2014, 03:29:01 PM »
420 times
1314
« on: December 28, 2014, 02:59:36 PM »
O bby
1315
« on: December 28, 2014, 02:35:49 PM »
Good
1316
« on: December 28, 2014, 02:31:59 PM »
 Ayy lmao
1317
« on: December 28, 2014, 02:29:44 PM »
Ayy lmao
1318
« on: December 28, 2014, 05:31:55 AM »
Did you bang one of her rolls?
1319
« on: December 28, 2014, 05:09:20 AM »
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(っ◕‿◕)っprepare(っ◕‿◕)っyour(っ◕‿◕)っbooty(っ◕‿◕)っ
1320
« on: December 28, 2014, 05:01:48 AM »
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