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1261
« on: December 28, 2014, 11:57:24 PM »
no
1262
« on: December 28, 2014, 11:53:46 PM »
ok
1263
« on: December 28, 2014, 11:52:22 PM »
Who?
1264
« on: December 28, 2014, 11:13:36 PM »
Lolwut
1265
« on: December 28, 2014, 11:09:30 PM »
1266
« on: December 28, 2014, 10:31:06 PM »
Post the URL from that page so I can see.
Ehh it's gone now, it does it randomly in between loading of a page.
1267
« on: December 28, 2014, 10:17:04 PM »
Will the kitten be your baby too?
1268
« on: December 28, 2014, 09:44:32 PM »
69 inches
1269
« on: December 28, 2014, 09:41:37 PM »
what the fuck kind of font is that
Shut up
1270
« on: December 28, 2014, 09:31:41 PM »
O bby
1271
« on: December 28, 2014, 09:30:33 PM »
I'll move this to the Septagon Board since it pertains to the site's layout
Alrighty
1272
« on: December 28, 2014, 09:30:16 PM »
That is Dustin misquoting you in an unkind way. Unless you are referring to the font :/
That is a good question.......
Yeah, the font and the blindness.
That would be a question only Cheat can answer, I'd think.
IT'S SEP7.NEXT!!!
OH NO, IT'S STARTED
1273
« on: December 28, 2014, 09:23:25 PM »
1274
« on: December 28, 2014, 09:17:51 PM »
That is Dustin misquoting you in an unkind way. Unless you are referring to the font :/
That is a good question.......
Yeah, the font and the blindness.
1275
« on: December 28, 2014, 09:13:10 PM »
 Why
1276
« on: December 28, 2014, 09:03:11 PM »
1277
« on: December 28, 2014, 08:57:36 PM »
Most of you fgts
1278
« on: December 28, 2014, 08:51:26 PM »
/10
1279
« on: December 28, 2014, 08:36:26 PM »
I've been hospitalized to the point where they thought I was gonna die 3 times in my life.
The first being when I was born. I was late and they had to do an emergency C-section. Supposedly both my mother and I almost died.
Second was on my 5th birthday. My skull got cracked and I bled out. I was stuck waiting in the emergency room for 4 hours before they finally took me in, and that was only because I was going cold. (Great health care system, huh?) There was no brain trauma and since I was young enough even the minor crack in the skull healed, but I was left with a permanent scar on my forehead.
The third being in the first grade, school food gave me and a few others food poisoning. It hospitalized me badly enough that I couldn't be fed anything at all for days without immediately puking it back up. I had to be moved to another hospital because the first one I was at was convinced I was done for.
It's safe to say that I should probably be dead right now.
Damn, what did you crack your head on?
My cousin was chasing me with a can of silly string. I have memory of running, turn my head back to see how far she was, and then turning back around just in time to hit a sharp corner in the wall.
I remember gaining consciousness in the car and seeing a blood soaked towel, and then again after I had been stitched up. There was a nurse showing me a chat with smiley faces and asking me to point at which one I was feeling. That's all I remember but it was traumatizing enough that I remember it pretty clearly to this day even though I was only 5.
Wow, what a way to spend a birthday. 
Eh, I kind of have a history of crappy birthdays.
It doesn't bother me so much anymore.
Aww..
1280
« on: December 28, 2014, 08:16:23 PM »
I've been hospitalized to the point where they thought I was gonna die 3 times in my life.
The first being when I was born. I was late and they had to do an emergency C-section. Supposedly both my mother and I almost died.
Second was on my 5th birthday. My skull got cracked and I bled out. I was stuck waiting in the emergency room for 4 hours before they finally took me in, and that was only because I was going cold. (Great health care system, huh?) There was no brain trauma and since I was young enough even the minor crack in the skull healed, but I was left with a permanent scar on my forehead.
The third being in the first grade, school food gave me and a few others food poisoning. It hospitalized me badly enough that I couldn't be fed anything at all for days without immediately puking it back up. I had to be moved to another hospital because the first one I was at was convinced I was done for.
It's safe to say that I should probably be dead right now.
Damn, what did you crack your head on?
My cousin was chasing me with a can of silly string. I have memory of running, turn my head back to see how far she was, and then turning back around just in time to hit a sharp corner in the wall.
I remember gaining consciousness in the car and seeing a blood soaked towel, and then again after I had been stitched up. There was a nurse showing me a chat with smiley faces and asking me to point at which one I was feeling. That's all I remember but it was traumatizing enough that I remember it pretty clearly to this day even though I was only 5.
Wow, what a way to spend a birthday.
1281
« on: December 28, 2014, 08:09:31 PM »
I've been hospitalized to the point where they thought I was gonna die 3 times in my life.
The first being when I was born. I was late and they had to do an emergency C-section. Supposedly both my mother and I almost died.
Second was on my 5th birthday. My skull got cracked and I bled out. I was stuck waiting in the emergency room for 4 hours before they finally took me in, and that was only because I was going cold. (Great health care system, huh?) There was no brain trauma and since I was young enough even the minor crack in the skull healed, but I was left with a permanent scar on my forehead.
The third being in the first grade, school food gave me and a few others food poisoning. It hospitalized me badly enough that I couldn't be fed anything at all for days without immediately puking it back up. I had to be moved to another hospital because the first one I was at was convinced I was done for.
It's safe to say that I should probably be dead right now.
Damn, what did you crack your head on?
1282
« on: December 28, 2014, 08:06:13 PM »
Ouch, I've never been electrocuted...
I wouldn't recommend it.
I imagine so
1283
« on: December 28, 2014, 08:00:11 PM »
Came out of the womb blue and choking on my own umbilical cord.
It seems as though once yearly a soccer mom in an oversized SUV nearly kills me on my motorcycle Worst one put me about... not even a foot from oncoming traffic.
Damn, what kind of motorcycle do you have?
classic Honda CB.
I think that incident happened on my old Shadow though.
Ah, both nice bikes.
1284
« on: December 28, 2014, 07:59:12 PM »
Nearly killed my mum and myself with a complicated birth.
More recently I got electricuted after turning on a wet lightswitch. Safe to say, I envy the US' inefficient yet safer voltage output after that.
Wasn't going to kill me but I accidentally shoved a pitchfork into my foot. Luckily I didn't hit anything.
Ouch, I've never been electrocuted...
1285
« on: December 28, 2014, 07:53:22 PM »
Oh yeah when I was like 10 someone threw a big weight on my head and completely cracked my skull.
Went to the hopital
Ouch...
1286
« on: December 28, 2014, 07:52:41 PM »
Came out of the womb blue and choking on my own umbilical cord.
It seems as though once yearly a soccer mom in an oversized SUV nearly kills me on my motorcycle Worst one put me about... not even a foot from oncoming traffic.
Damn, what kind of motorcycle do you have?
1287
« on: December 28, 2014, 07:51:39 PM »
Born prematurely with a jacked up heart. 50/50 chance of survival.
Doctors tried to fix one of the valves on my heart, and I've got a lovely scar on my back as proof of that.
But once they did the surgery, they couldn't really do anything for me. So whatever happened, happened.
I'm happy to say I survived, and I'm here today.
Sounds more like medical science got lucky.
I think the closest time I got to death was a suicide attempt. Back in High School I did fairly well in all of my classes except math. I despised math, but worked with my mom to try and understand it since my math teachers were egotistical assholes who cared more about talking about their life stories than teaching.
After failing a math test (before senior year, I was God awful at Geometry) my mom practically screamed in my face about how I'd never be able to get anything past a burger flipper at McDonald's. I promptly went into my dad's room, sneaked his pistol out, and went into my room. I had the gun in my mouth a couple of times, but I couldn't do it. Ended up being talked out of it by really good (but no longer want anything to do with me) friends.
Damn man, I have a terrible struggle with math as well.
1288
« on: December 28, 2014, 07:46:38 PM »
Born prematurely with a jacked up heart. 50/50 chance of survival.
Doctors tried to fix one of the valves on my heart, and I've got a lovely scar on my back as proof of that.
But once they did the surgery, they couldn't really do anything for me. So whatever happened, happened.
I'm happy to say I survived, and I'm here today.
Damn man, close call.
1289
« on: December 28, 2014, 07:42:17 PM »
I almost drowned once.
Oh, and I've almost been killed by a flying door.
A flying door?
Yes. A living room door. Thrown in my direction and would have likely killed me had it been a bit lower.
But, who threw the door? And why?
1290
« on: December 28, 2014, 07:41:22 PM »
I've nearly been run many times. It's not my fault. Blame the loud music pumping into my ears whilst I walk.
Yeah, I've had that happen to me too.
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