You will be much happier charging at orks

but that's what i'm doing right now

ohhhhh shit

Hey, you hear about that Dark Souls game?
Shit sucks.

No you're just upset that you couldn't get through a tutorial of a game and are throwing a temper tantrum. Maybe you should stick to simpler games like Spyro if challenges upset you.

hey look there's a message that says i should go through a door even though it's obviously a trick let me just bypass it entirely

oh shit that was such a big challenge
blood sweat and tears went into that one wow

what an intelligently designed and challenging game that's fun to play 10/10/10/10

(who even gives a shit about that?)

apparently every single dark souls fanbrat in this thread

Rage quitting at the tutorial =/= playing the game.

If the tutorial gave me no reason to continue playing... then, there you go. The game gave me no reason to continue playing.

What I learned about the game is that the game is about getting fucked over in one way or another. So, yeah, wow, way to completely disincentivize the entire game for me. I don't get catharsis from finally beating some big fucking cocksucker after my fiftieth try. All I get from that is, "Wow, that was a massive waste of my time." And I only get two things for all my efforts: Jack and shit; and Jack left town.

The game appears to be difficult for the sake of being difficult. That's not intelligent game design.

Yeah, because who could ever dislike Dark Souls? BEST GAME EVER ABSOLUTELY FLAWLESS

Quote from: Verbatim on December 06, 2014, 02:29:39 PM

I'd be okay if we just got rid of the ability to change usernames.

One system I like is that only moderators can change usernames, so if you want to change yours you have to ask them personally and thus can't change it to anything at any time.

I've been on a forum that had that kind of system. I like that.

When I say "pointless," I don't mean it literally; I'm using it as hyperbole.

I barely know you.

And how can a game be pointless? By that logic everything about the industry is pointless and might as well not exist.

Glad you're catching on!

The games I do like are at least fun to play and don't have you shooting at things in the first person, because that's the most done-to-death genre ever and I want to fucking destroy it. Anyway:

Pokémon. Zelda. Ratchet & Clank. Street Fighter. LittleBigPlanet. Crystalis. Ehrgeiz. Jade Cocoon. Old-school Castlevania. Super Smash Bros. Fuck, even shit like Guitar Hero, old school Sonic, and Yu-Gi-Oh!: Duelist of the Roses. Fucking Spider-Man 2.

Can't play any of that shit on PC, unless you pirate, which I'm completely against.

Name me one good game on Steam, and I will shoot it the fuck down every time.

It doesn't.

There are NO good games on Steam.

None.

I can't even say anything like, "Oh, well, there's a few, but PS3 has more."

I can't say that.

Because Steam has nothing.

Considering what you get? You mean underpowered, outdated consoles?

I'll play fucking NES and Super Nintendo, kid. Don't give me that outdated shit.
It doesn't matter.

I'm 100% positive that every PC gamer already own a TV.
PC gaming is cheaper.

And something that allows the television to display the computer's shit?

And no, it isn't. I don't spend more than ten dollars on games, because I don't buy games new. You probably just steal games.

Quote from: Verbatim on December 06, 2014, 03:47:32 PM

I would never in my life want to be playing Street Fighter while hunched over my computer.

Try a couch and a television.

You can play a gaming PC like a console, you pleb.
Plug it into your TV, plug in a controller and you're set.

"Buy extra shit so you can do something you could already do, but cheaper."

You're an idiot.

Quote from: Verbatim on December 06, 2014, 03:42:44 PM

and last I checked, they don't make sticks for PC

Plenty of fightsticks marketed for consoles can be plugged into a PC's USB.

Oh. Well, whatever, PC gaming still sucks.

Quote from: Verbatim on December 06, 2014, 03:40:10 PM

Even though console is objectively better for playing fighting games?

How?

Because you need a good computer to run it, which is a hassle and a waste of money, and last I checked, they don't make sticks for PC.

Not to mention, you'd need a PRETTY BIG FUCKING DISPLAY on your PC in order to help you see everything that's going on the screen.

]Unforgiving =/= bad
The game doesn't hold your hand, and that's a good thing.

I bet you complain that racing games have cars and that FPS games have guns too.

Too bad I don't.