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45841
« on: December 20, 2014, 01:28:32 PM »
pleez halp
Pm 4 details *capitalization and punctuation *please *help *PM *for I have 2 dads. *two Always spell out numbers smaller than 1000. Will suk ur dic for help *fragment *suck *your *dick
45842
« on: December 20, 2014, 01:15:34 PM »
>implying English professors know anything
Everyone knows humanities are irrelevant *incorrect use of the greater-than sign *fragment *capitalization and punctuation
45843
« on: December 20, 2014, 01:14:21 PM »
—* Funny how you try to correct that, but you probably don't even know the em dash's alt code (alt+0151). This laptop doesn't have a number pad, so I'm deprived of using em dashes, unless I literally search "em dash" onto Google just to copy/paste it into my message, which I can't be fucked to do, especially since the double hyphen is commonly used to denote a dash in literature, and typing two hyphens in modern word processors does indeed create an em dash. Now you're probably going to accuse me of creating a "run-on sentence", even though there isn't one.
45844
« on: December 20, 2014, 01:10:23 PM »
the title of the thread describes u right now
also, u posted another sentence fragment *capitalization and punctuation *you Those who have proven themselves capable of writing well, such as myself, are allowed to break rules if it helps their rhetoric. For example--sentence fragments are not only acceptable, but encouraged by English professors for their rhetorical effect. They can elicit a sense of bluntness within the author's tone, among other things. I've established that when I type without capitalization/punctuation, I'm doing it because I want to create a relaxed tone, as if what is being said is being said while lounging on a couch or something--which usually tends to be the case anyway. But since you think forum posts should be like formal essays, I will severely censure all of your posts as though I were critiquing some illiterate cunt's drivel--which I am.
45845
« on: December 20, 2014, 01:01:40 PM »
Descended.
45846
« on: December 20, 2014, 12:56:16 PM »
You muted me yet you continue to read my posts. You clearly can't help but indulge in my comments.
*comma after "me" *poor use of the word "indulge" I unmute people after a few days because keeping someone muted forever is stupid. Like you, but... a little smarter.
45847
« on: December 20, 2014, 12:50:39 PM »
Thanks for proving that you lack self control. *self-control You think I'm doing this involuntarily?
45848
« on: December 20, 2014, 12:46:50 PM »
This is a sentence fragment. Please return to elementary school and learn to form basic sentences. >thinking rules of grammar in formal essays applies to a fucking forum post Now I'm going to go out of my way to Grammar Nazi every single one of your posts in the future.
45849
« on: December 20, 2014, 12:39:51 PM »
what the fuck is wrong with you? shitposting, especially when there is no discussion value, is the bane of this website. i have half a mind to mute you.
Except the thread itself is a shitpost, so it really doesn't matter what I say. The fact that you're saying this to me and not the OP doesn't make any sense, and proves that the only reason you're saying it at all is because I'm Verbatim. Go ahead and mute me; I don't want you to be able to read my posts. People who can't understand basic logic.
45850
« on: December 20, 2014, 12:27:09 PM »
45851
« on: December 20, 2014, 12:24:53 PM »
Bundles of sticks everywhere. and various avian species with prurient common names
45852
« on: December 20, 2014, 11:58:16 AM »
This game was actually hard as fuck, but only because they start you off with a deck filled with shit like this. None of them have effects, either. The only way to get stronger cards was to win duels, which... there's only a set amount. You beat someone once, and you can't fight them again. But I mean, that's more a design flaw. See, if a game is "hard," it's probably not good. A better word is "challenging," obviously. The game's not challenging; it just fucks you over.
45853
« on: December 20, 2014, 11:46:54 AM »
Sounds stupi--...98% on Rotten Tomatoes?...
uggghhhh why does this always happen to me
45854
« on: December 20, 2014, 11:24:00 AM »
45855
« on: December 20, 2014, 06:45:10 AM »
like, you could be using any word to get under his skin, and it wouldn't matter
the fact that you're trying to get under his skin at all is what he's reporting you for
45856
« on: December 20, 2014, 06:42:15 AM »
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh my god I can't believe being called a dingo bothers you this much. Thank you based Kiyo for letting us know how to puch Elegiac's buttons. i mean you realize it's not the word itself being said that bothers him it's that... you are trying to piss him off, actively you admit to it, even actively trolling someone is kinda... finish the sentence for me
45857
« on: December 20, 2014, 06:38:21 AM »
if you haven't received a response, chances are, the mods don't agree with your grievances
at that point, if you care enough, you can question them personally
45858
« on: December 20, 2014, 06:32:14 AM »
>calling crisps chips
>calling chips fries
America is 'Murika for a reason
What are these? Woodcrisps?
45859
« on: December 20, 2014, 06:23:30 AM »
Dude what. Have you ever had homemade mayo? well, i can never try now, because veganism
45860
« on: December 20, 2014, 06:20:43 AM »
well, it works, because mayonnaise is bad on both chips and fries
and everything
fuck mayonnaise; mayonnaise sucks
45861
« on: December 20, 2014, 06:18:14 AM »
Isn't "fanny" considered a swear in the UK or something? Like, on the same level as "cunt" is in America? That's what I heard.
If so, that's pretty fanny.
45862
« on: December 20, 2014, 06:15:47 AM »
Also, in general, I've been hearing the word used less and less as years go by. I never hear "awesome" anymore.
Now we just say stuff like "TURN UP" and "dank" and shit.
i hate pop culture
45864
« on: December 20, 2014, 06:08:25 AM »
well yeah, the official reason was "false reports"
but i'll stand firm that i didn't make any
i honestly thought everything i ever reported was worth reporting
now i just rarely bother
45865
« on: December 20, 2014, 06:02:53 AM »
Fish are gross. Unless they're of the jelly variety. Then they're my favorite animal.  <3
45866
« on: December 20, 2014, 05:59:21 AM »
yeah
i know this because if you report stuff too much, the mods will get annoyed and tell you to stop in a PM
that's actually what i was originally banned for
45867
« on: December 20, 2014, 05:42:07 AM »
I actually haven't renewed my account on BE yet, so...
45868
« on: December 20, 2014, 05:36:09 AM »
Well, whatever. I couldn't have really known that.
45869
« on: December 20, 2014, 05:28:31 AM »
Isara.
45870
« on: December 20, 2014, 05:22:13 AM »
I don't think he deserves the special recognition.
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