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34891
« on: July 16, 2015, 05:22:34 PM »
it's only called that by people who recognize that the music sucks
to everyone else, it's just "hard rock" or whatever
34892
« on: July 16, 2015, 05:16:56 PM »
We have more than enough nukes to make the human race go extinct, yeah, but not enough to destroy the world.
34893
« on: July 16, 2015, 05:12:03 PM »
I'm frequently joking, but not in this particular instance. k
34894
« on: July 16, 2015, 05:09:17 PM »
Top three buttrock bands?
i would agree though i still like quite a few godsmack songs <.< Looks fine on mobile. What does it look like on desktop? like ew
34895
« on: July 16, 2015, 05:05:30 PM »
because they're creepy
and nerdy
and weird
and gross
So are you, though.
...Good one?
34896
« on: July 16, 2015, 05:04:14 PM »
What's butt rock in the editor, whenever you put in an image, you should press enter twice in between your own text and the brackets like
[this][/this] that way, the text won't be all the way down your post like that
34897
« on: July 16, 2015, 05:00:31 PM »
and there's a great deal of them
34898
« on: July 16, 2015, 04:59:50 PM »
Sort of like this? well, no, because my dad hates handhelds
34899
« on: July 16, 2015, 04:58:42 PM »
The fuck is butt rock?
where have you people been in the last five years
34900
« on: July 16, 2015, 04:58:09 PM »
butt rock is a genre of music???
:3
no The fuck is butt rock?
a derogatory term for... bad radio rock, to put it simply think nickelback
34901
« on: July 16, 2015, 04:55:37 PM »
and if they're not fat from all the pocky they eat, they're emaciated from never going outside
LOL
34902
« on: July 16, 2015, 04:54:15 PM »
i'm in an >ironic mood today post butt rock
34903
« on: July 16, 2015, 04:51:45 PM »
because they're perverted and creepy
and nerdy
and weird
and gross
34904
« on: July 16, 2015, 04:48:59 PM »
My dad is so bad with controllers he bought the Mass Effect trilogy on PC just so he didn't have to play with a controller even though I already had them on the 360
my dad just thinks he should be able to play any game with this thing  i'm inclined to agree
34905
« on: July 16, 2015, 04:43:40 PM »
Suarez still has to fight TBlocks, and he's done.
where did this guy come from
34906
« on: July 16, 2015, 04:41:32 PM »
Watched for zombies
Got boob monsters
Surly nightmare fuel.
Boobs are nice tho
this is why people hate anime and anime fans
34907
« on: July 16, 2015, 04:35:07 PM »
got #rekt 0-2
I have no clue what Jolteon can do outside of clean-up duties in an RU game.
oops, forgot to update
34908
« on: July 16, 2015, 04:32:31 PM »
oh, that is pretty bad lol
i remember the context being way different, i dunno
34909
« on: July 16, 2015, 04:26:15 PM »
Isn't Fight Club shit anyways?
It's my favorite film of all time, so. Take from that what you will.
34910
« on: July 16, 2015, 04:23:45 PM »
that's what i was trying to say--it's an overdone joke, because the line isn't even that bad
34911
« on: July 16, 2015, 04:22:39 PM »
I don't see how this is supposed to test self-awareness...
34912
« on: July 16, 2015, 04:16:26 PM »
"To war"
overrated or would it be underrated yeah, i think it would
34913
« on: July 16, 2015, 04:09:44 PM »
Really overrated game
i agree, but lately, i think it's been suffering from that fallout 3 syndrome gonna start playing again in a couple hours i think
34914
« on: July 16, 2015, 04:08:19 PM »
that's my favorite thing
"did i just get hit" or "did i just die"
figure it out dude
34915
« on: July 16, 2015, 04:05:49 PM »
Was never a fan of Metroid and haven't ran into anyone like that
I don't know if I ever want to.
i mean yeah, metroid was just an example it's a platformer with a slightly complex control scheme--it's a bit more than just jumping and shooting but i've even had the same problem with, like, super mario brosa game where you literally run in one direction and jump"you should get that mushroom" "why? i thought they were bad" "no, those are goombas--great, now it's gone" "is it gonna come back?" "nope, too bad" "wow, that's unfair, this game is dumb--hey look, there's another" "no, THAT'S... a goomba..." "did i just die?" "yes" "man, this game sucks, i quit" something like that
34916
« on: July 16, 2015, 04:00:04 PM »
Basically me after skipping the Arma 2 Tutorial
>Finally pilots an Osprey (VTOL)
>Flies squad into a forest, halting above a clearing
>Activate autoland
>Wings rotate horizontally and the aircraft pitches forward
>Entirety of squad dies, excluding a medic and I
>Both of us are incapable of moving due to broken limbs
i can honestly understand wanting to skip tutorials, though, because they tend to be tedious and boring and patronizing but games like super metroid and half life (mostly) teach you how to play through the gameplay itself through like, subtle hints--as well as common sense (there are buttons on this controller--maybe i should press them) so not being able to play one of those games is surely some form of just... i don't wanna say retardation, but basically that
34917
« on: July 16, 2015, 03:47:51 PM »
...they just didn't know what to do?...
You take one of your friends who has only ever played CoD, Halo, Battlefield, Runescape, Candy Crush, and Clash of Clans, and you say, "Hey, let me show you a real game." You have them play Super Metroid, for example.
...And they can't do it. Their brains shut down. As you're watching them play, they're jumping straight into enemies, only jumping straight up in the air, never crouching... Never doing the most basic of maneuvers. And then they get frustrated and quit after five minutes, usually after their first death. And then they'll say, "I don't know what to do, I don't know how to play."
Bonus points if they mention the graphics sucking.
Conversely, maybe you've had a parent who's played a lot of retro games, and they can't seem to get into anything past the SNES era. They might be able to play simple platformers on PS2, like Ratchet & Clank, but when it comes to playing anything that's in first person, they don't get it, either. They don't understand the concept that there are two sticks on the controller that you're supposed to use simultaneously. Often, they'll say, "There's just too many buttons, and it confuses me."
it's like, have you tried pressing the buttons to see what they do?...
it's the most frustrating thing to watch, ever
i'm not expecting mastery from people who have never played a game before
but i swear, it's like people don't even try
34918
« on: July 16, 2015, 03:37:13 PM »
34919
« on: July 16, 2015, 03:17:38 PM »
Haven't checked it out yet.
34920
« on: July 16, 2015, 03:16:24 PM »
>IDM
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