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33631
« on: August 08, 2015, 02:23:16 PM »
"I made a shot!" "Yeah, and you missed, like, five hundred other ones. Good job." What's the father's ethnicity?
white trash
33632
« on: August 08, 2015, 02:21:29 PM »
>son stops playing; stands at the other sidewalk "'Wahhh, cry cry cry. No one's gonna want to play sports with me, because I'm a loser.'" "I'm not crying, dad." "Then what are you over there for? Are you gonna play, or what?" And you should go kick that dude's ass.
Now that you have a shaved head and everything.
i feel like i should do somethingi'd be friends with the kid if i was maybe seven years younger all i can do is listen
33633
« on: August 08, 2015, 02:14:46 PM »
thank you
33634
« on: August 08, 2015, 02:14:23 PM »
oh, and his name isn't bryce, just to be clear
i made that up
33635
« on: August 08, 2015, 02:13:33 PM »
picture a fat, 6'2" twenty-something dribbling a ball with his little six-year-old son
me and my mother are just listening to them on the couch
"Why are you swatting the ball like that? You're supposed to catch it. Are you dumb? Don't swat the ball."
>five minutes later, dad swats the ball
>son complains
"I didn't say I couldn't swat the ball. I said you couldn't swat the ball. Deal with it."
>son makes a shot
>hits the backboard, but misses
"Bryce, come on. You didn't even try."
>son denies it
"You weren't even close."
>five minutes later, dad takes a shot
>misses poorly (i can tell--i didn't even hear it hit the backboard)
>son says, "Miss."
"Yeah? It was a lot closer than you were."
>son has the ball
>dad tries to steal it; son evades him
>dad pushes him down
>son cries out--seems really hurt
>dad ignores him and takes a shot; makes it; laughs
"Dad, that hurt!"
"What hurt? Oh, come on. That didn't hurt. Get up. Toughen up, Bryce, for God's sake."
this has been going on for two hours
is this how fuckers are raising their kids these days
i am so angry right now
33636
« on: August 08, 2015, 01:36:41 PM »
desty stop being an idiot
if that's possible
33637
« on: August 08, 2015, 01:17:59 PM »
The trailer spoiled it for me. The little snippets of drama in the trailer were enough for me to put together what was going to happen in the movie.
You think so? I just sort of walked in, not knowing what it was about, not having seen any trailers. I just new it was supposed to be good, and it ended up being great. So that's unfortunate.
33638
« on: August 08, 2015, 01:09:30 PM »
you people are crazy
33639
« on: August 08, 2015, 12:06:49 PM »
33640
« on: August 08, 2015, 11:51:31 AM »
dragon ball is retarded
33641
« on: August 08, 2015, 11:39:45 AM »
I lack the commitment it takes to watch a show.
33642
« on: August 08, 2015, 11:38:13 AM »
it's pronounced specter, you idiot
it's not one of those words where you get to choose
33643
« on: August 08, 2015, 10:35:04 AM »
Too much shitposting makes Verb unhappy.
When people refuse to trim quote pyramids.
When people refuse to put large images (especially gifs) in spoiler tags.
When Rocketman tries to be funny.
When challengerX tries to be funny.
When people don't use imgur, but other dumbass image uploading websites. Just use imgur, faggot.
How Isara quotes people.
Anime threads.
Posting anime reaction faces in threads that have nothing to do with anime.
Having offensively bad avatars.
Gimmick posters.
Sigging your posts.
When people try to start shit with me when I'm not even trying to start anything.
33644
« on: August 08, 2015, 10:18:35 AM »
Of course LTS is just some silly story. I mean, come on. Kids killing themselves because a song in a video game made them suicidal?... That's just too silly.
I really detest that story, too, because it ended up sabotaging my favorite song in the game.
I do like to believe that Blue's Raticate did die, however. Whether or not you were the one who fatally wounded it, I don't know. I also like the idea that Ditto was a failed attempt at cloning Mew.
33645
« on: August 08, 2015, 09:42:13 AM »
But no, in any other circumstance, I can't justify not legalizing assisted suicide. You brought up maybe the one circumstance where it wouldn't be okay, and I had honestly never thought of it before, so, thank you.
33646
« on: August 08, 2015, 09:40:43 AM »
Because it isn't a good option.
Sometimes. You know what? I agree with you. If you have children in your custody, the moral imperative for you to take care of those children is such that you'd lose the right to kill yourself. I think having kids is bad in the first place, so committing suicide when you've left so much responsibility in your wake would be the ultimate act of cuntery. The only trouble is, how you do you punish someone who's fucking dead.
33647
« on: August 08, 2015, 09:32:32 AM »
Thanks guys.
33648
« on: August 08, 2015, 09:28:47 AM »
Because we're fucktards.
33649
« on: August 08, 2015, 09:25:51 AM »
If someone wants to kill themselves, they should have that right. That's literally all I said.
It would be better if you never born in the first place.
No, they shouldn't. A mother of two shouldn't have the "right" to kill herself because she feels like it.
It's her life. Are some people more objectionable for killing themselves, given their circumstances? Yes. That mother would be a fucking cunt for killing herself, given her position. But she still has the right to do it.
33650
« on: August 08, 2015, 12:25:29 AM »
Birdemic was intended to be bad, so, in a sense, that makes it... good?...
Anyway, uh... I don't know, it's hard to say. I tend to enjoy most movies I see, believe it or not.
I guess it would have to be The Last Airbender, because it was such an insult to the franchise.
33651
« on: August 08, 2015, 12:10:45 AM »
orror
fuck you i'm not changing it
33652
« on: August 08, 2015, 12:07:11 AM »
"Hausu"fucking bizarre i enjoyed myself, but now i'm sort of apprehensive about every little thing -_- (even though it wasn't that scary) (it was just... uh... bizarre) itt: what is the weirdest movie one of your friends had you watch
33653
« on: August 08, 2015, 12:02:33 AM »
Absurdism most closely aligns with who I am, stoicism and pragmatism align with who I want to become.
I tried reading a compendium on Nietsche a while back; unfortunately, it was a very dry book and hard to keep an interest in despite the subject.
You think Neitzsche is dry you ought to try Schopenhauer
your mother was dry
33654
« on: August 07, 2015, 08:32:05 PM »
i think people are just surprised because it's such a drastic change maybe
like, my grandpa was like, "boy, shaving your head is the first sign of insanity"
not that i got it shaved, but whatever
33655
« on: August 07, 2015, 08:28:54 PM »
Oh god, Verb why?
Just wanted a change. I like it!
33656
« on: August 07, 2015, 08:27:52 PM »
Well, everyone on this forum would be able to get laid finally.
Especially Ender.
jesus christ DEAD
33657
« on: August 07, 2015, 07:12:14 PM »
I think privacy is a joke in the sense that I don't think you really have anything to be afraid of when it comes to posting your face. I'm not going to bully you into doing it, or anything. I'm just going to call you as I see you. And I see you as a pussy. Gonna go ahead and rephrase this. If someone doesn't want to post their face, that's fine--I don't have a problem with that at all. Just don't think you're in any position to be judging other people's faces, you quivering piece of goddamn pusillanimous shit.
33658
« on: August 07, 2015, 07:06:02 PM »
I value my privacy. "I'm afraid." That's literally what it means to value your privacy. I wouldn't really have a problem if you just admitted it. If you guys really didn't care about your privacy, you wouldn't care that I make fun of somebody who doesn't care about their privacy. You don't get to post your picture on the Internet and then say nobody can comment negatively about it. When did I ever say that you couldn't comment? You can. I'm just expressing my right to call you the pussy that you are for doing it. I'm going to continue making fun of people and not posting my face. Okay, pussy. Why you do care I have no idea when you supposedly don't value privacy. I think privacy is a joke in the sense that I don't think you really have anything to be afraid of when it comes to posting your face. I'm not going to bully you into doing it, or anything. I'm just going to call you as I see you. And I see you as a pussy. Maybe you have some brilliant explanation as to why you aren't a pussy, but until then, as far as I'm concerned? You are.
33659
« on: August 07, 2015, 06:55:38 PM »
And I'm supposed to listen to you because?
I couldn't care less what you think I am for making fun of Elegiac.
Not making fun of Elegiac--I don't give a fuck about Elegiac. Taking advantage of people in general when you lack the cock to reveal yourself. It's pussy as fuck. And it's not complicated, either. Of course you don't care--that's why you're so defensive about it.
33660
« on: August 07, 2015, 06:50:42 PM »
Then stop being such a little whiny bitch lol What am I being a little whiny bitch about? I'm calling you weak, because you're weak. Of course you'll deny it.
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