Here's mine.

Quote from: Numb Digger on November 21, 2014, 03:12:51 PM

So I take you penetrating my pretty boy ass is not happening, then?

I'm not interested in your goddamn boy pussy.

More interested in your mother's pussy.

What... what did you just say? I'm so fucking triggered right now. You missed out, Santa.

Quote from: Numb Digger on November 21, 2014, 03:09:33 PM

Quote from: Simseo on November 21, 2014, 03:08:57 PM

Quote from: Byrne on November 21, 2014, 03:01:03 PM

Quote from: Simseo on November 21, 2014, 02:59:25 PM

I really like kit kats, yum yum :­)

I'll go have one right now,

enjoy :­)
Just had 2 myself.

Is everyone here morbidly obese or something?

No, just you.

>calling a beanpole morbidly obese
gg no re?

I like sucking off other guys.

i have an IQ of ~167.. i don't misunderstand much of anything, unless it only makes sense to those who are ignorant or truly stupid... you have known me most of, you know the for a act that i dont say anything unless i am right... i have a higher sense of reality and truth than probably anyone else you will ever meet, and i can assure you if i take my time to say something, 2 things apply: 1. i am accurate.. 2. i say it for your good, not mine... i will not argue with you over what is right, as i know already what is right, and have been challenged on it 200+ times by people of higher faith, higher IQ and more religious knowledge than you, and have yet to have one even come close to proving me wrong... there is a reason i am banned from every church in the country, they know i am right and dont want me to awaken the sheeple in their flock... you can continue to live in the acid trip delusion of reality they have forced on you, or you can realize i am right, care about you, and come ask me for help... choice is on you.

>2014
>not listening to your own music while at the gym

Havel the Rock, Solaire of Astora, Link, Majora, Elsa, Boba Fett, N and Captain Vor all hold number 1 for me. I just can't pick a favorite out of them.

Because you like big throbbing penises.

I'm not a faggot, sorry. Nor do I swing that way.

Go on. See if you can trigger me.

Nigga i got weight loss plan I blow yo bitch ass apart
Zip your lips so when you talk it sounds like a fart

I couldn't give a toss if you have a weight loss plan. I'm a beanpole.

Guess what, fatties? Fat People Hate isn't some secret society. We aren't the dregs of society come together to "make fun of people [and I use that word loosely] behind their backs". Do you really want to know who we are?

We are...

your coworkers

your customers

your clients

your vendors

your servers

your service providers

your babysitters

your acquaintances

your friends

your best friends

your cousins

your siblings

your parents

your children

and many, many more.

We aren't some mystical beings that congregate to "talk shit about people behind our computers". We are the general public. We can't say the shit we say out in public because we care about not getting fired or perhaps kicked out of public places.

Don't think for one moment that we are some special breed of person full of hate, oh no. We are everywhere. We are everyone -- everyone who isn't a fucking hambeast thinks and feels the exact same way.

When you're out in public and you see a thin person and you think they're judging you, guess what? You're right. We do judge you. Constantly. If you walk into a store and your stomach has been inside the building a good ten minutes before your face gets in, you're god damn right me and everyone else is judging you for the lazy, greedy, fat piece of organ-murdering shit you are.

When we see a fat person, "even" someone who "only" has 30 pounds to lose, the immediate thought that pops into our heads is "fat". That is all we can see, because that is all that you are. Not only do you no longer resemble the human form and thus cross into Uncanny Valley territory, but you are a drain on the economy, on healthcare, and on our personal fucking space. And we hate you. We all hate you. This is not a secret society. This is a place we can go to bitch together about the shit we already bitch about amongst our thin friends who understand our hate and our complaints, and who feel the exact same way.

You are a parasite. You are a plague. You are everything wrong with society. You made a choice that not only negatively affects yourself, but also your kids, your family, your friends, and strangers. And you don't care. You don't care enough about even your own kids to try to be a human fucking being. You are disgusting. You are worthless.

We want you to know that no matter where you go, no matter how many of us may smile at you in passing, no matter how many of us speak kindly to you throughout the day... you disgust us. You always have and you always will, until you finally get your shit together and realize there is more to life than Coke and cake.

We are judging you. All the time. Never forget that.

Penis? I mean, ho ho ho!