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The Flood / Re: >you will never have a qt iranian wife
« on: November 23, 2014, 07:18:33 PM »
>wanting to marry middle easterners

more like
>wanting to marry a non-white person
>implying you wouldn't make an exception for a qt Vietnamese rice farmer who hungered for a taste of #freedom

That's nasty. You're a sick man.

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The Flood / Re: >you will never have a qt iranian wife
« on: November 23, 2014, 07:10:29 PM »
>wanting to marry middle easterners

more like
>wanting to marry a non-white person

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The Flood / Fresh Chav of Manchester
« on: November 23, 2014, 07:04:51 PM »
In west Manchester, born n' raised,
In my council house is where I spent most of my days,
Chillin' out, maxin' stealing all cool,
and all smoking some cigarettes outside of the school,

when a couple of pakis who were up to no good,
started causing trouble in my neighbourhood,
I got in one little fight and the police went crazy,
because my understanding of the law was a little bit hazy

I begged and pleaded with them, they locked me up,
I kept screaming and kicking and they tried to shut me up,
then my mum drove by and she took me out my cell,
and we stole some petrol from a gas station called shell,

we pulled up in the driveway bout 7 or 8
and I yelled to the coppers, "YOU MAD? SMELL YOU LATER!"
I looked at my council house, I was finally free,
to sit on my throne, and play some fuckin' COD
 

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The Flood / Re: Combine your username with other users. Post the results.
« on: November 23, 2014, 05:22:46 PM »
Trussing Digger

Numb Casper (Get it?)

Meta Digger

Numb Psychologist

Haha, the possibilities are endless.

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The Flood / Re: This is quite possibly the most ignorant forum
« on: November 23, 2014, 09:36:49 AM »
, but i doubt this was a serious thread.

Yeah, no, it's not serious. I don't know how anyone could take it seriously.

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The Flood / Re: This is quite possibly the most ignorant forum
« on: November 23, 2014, 09:09:35 AM »
But im the nicest.
[Snide Comment]
Fuck off you faggot nigger im the nicest of em all.

Racist fucking gay nigger. Go take it up the ass, queer.

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The Flood / Re: This is quite possibly the most ignorant forum
« on: November 23, 2014, 08:42:08 AM »
99% of you have no concept of what reality is like because you sit on the computer acting tough all day and IRCing with internet 'friends'

anyways, the ignorance label i'm giving you all stems from the fact that damn near all of you say 'faggot' and variations of the "n-word"

could you worthless, pathetic individuals be any more lame? i bet all of you who say 'faggot' have never actually met a real homosexual person and as such have no idea of how hateful that word can be and really is.

seriously, lambasting a whole group of people whom you have never had any contact with because of what they do in the privacy of their own homes THAT DOESN'T EVEN AFFECT YOU? wow sounds great! not.

now as for the "n-word," that's even more lame to say because none of you morons can even fathom what that word entails and all the hatred and history behind it. maybe it's just me because i'm from the south, but nevertheless you shouldn't say something just to look 'cool'

how about you all stop making such hateful remarks and just try to not be ignorant for a week!

This is something only a nigger faggot would say

Shut up, I'm no faggot coon, nigger.

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The Flood / Re: anyone else?
« on: November 23, 2014, 08:40:29 AM »
No, I don't get turned on by cartoons.

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The Flood / Re: This is quite possibly the most ignorant forum
« on: November 23, 2014, 08:29:27 AM »
you're fat and your face is ugly

I've never even posted my real face here, nigger. You're a fat faggot.

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The Flood / This is quite possibly the most ignorant forum
« on: November 23, 2014, 08:27:27 AM »
99% of you have no concept of what reality is like because you sit on the computer acting tough all day and IRCing with internet 'friends'

anyways, the ignorance label i'm giving you all stems from the fact that damn near all of you say 'faggot' and variations of the "n-word"

could you worthless, pathetic individuals be any more lame? i bet all of you who say 'faggot' have never actually met a real homosexual person and as such have no idea of how hateful that word can be and really is.

seriously, lambasting a whole group of people whom you have never had any contact with because of what they do in the privacy of their own homes THAT DOESN'T EVEN AFFECT YOU? wow sounds great! not.

now as for the "n-word," that's even more lame to say because none of you morons can even fathom what that word entails and all the hatred and history behind it. maybe it's just me because i'm from the south, but nevertheless you shouldn't say something just to look 'cool'

how about you all stop making such hateful remarks and just try to not be ignorant for a week!

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The Flood / Re: Holy shit. I would destroy Aunt Cass
« on: November 22, 2014, 06:16:34 PM »

The only 3d character I would destroy:
Spoiler

There's literally no competition.

I just noticed how long her neck is

Did you also notice how big her eyes are?

Quote
No? If that's supposed to be sarcastic, the neck isn't exactly as noticeable as the eyes.

It's sarcasm. The proportions for that kind of 3D style are usually heavily distorted/cartoonish.

EDIT: wtf cheat, fix yo shit nigger, quotings broken

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The Flood / Re: Holy shit. I would destroy Aunt Cass
« on: November 22, 2014, 06:10:05 PM »
The only 3d character I would destroy:
Spoiler

There's literally no competition.

I just noticed how long her neck is

Did you also notice how big her eyes are?

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The Flood / Re: Holy shit. I would destroy Aunt Cass
« on: November 22, 2014, 05:57:28 PM »
The only 3d character I would destroy:
Spoiler

There's literally no competition.

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The Flood / Re: Post the person who footsteps you want to follow in
« on: November 22, 2014, 05:54:41 PM »

Someone has to finish the job.
What's "the job"?
Having the most perfect mustache possible of course.

lolno.



Get that shit out of here. Hitler beats anyone's mustache any day.

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The Flood / Re: What genres of music do you listen to?
« on: November 22, 2014, 04:47:08 PM »
Progressive Trance

Yeah, that too. Progressive Psychedelic Trance.

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The Flood / Re: Right now, what's the best thing in the world?
« on: November 22, 2014, 04:34:26 PM »
Penis. It's all I can think of lately. No, really, I'm being serious.
That's gay mate.

It's not gay. Liking penis isn't gay.

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The Flood / Re: Please update my brief summary of the people on here
« on: November 22, 2014, 03:19:31 PM »
Not pedophilic, but definitely obsessed with dick.

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The Flood / Prank
« on: November 22, 2014, 03:01:17 PM »
 >Be me
>Go to school
>7th grade
>Teacher is a racist beetch
>Hate her so much
>She gets called at the principals office
>I want to do something to piss her off
>Friend tells me to jerk off and finish in her purse
>Brilliant.png
>Go in front of the class
>Get on knees facing the wall
>Start fapping
>Classmate gather around me
>Everyone is cheering
>Feeling like a champion
>As the easily aroused teen I was I came in like a minute
>Come bucketloads
>Go back on my seat
>Act like nothing happened
>Stupid teacher comes back a couple of minutes after
>She doesn’t check her purse for the whole hour
>Bell ring
>Teacher leaves
>I get high fived by every classmate
>Didn’t wash hands

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The Flood / Re: I like some of you
« on: November 22, 2014, 02:30:30 PM »
I don't like you. I know you like me, though. Who doesn't?
I don't think anyone like numb diggers

>implying I'm a numb digger

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The Flood / Re: Right now, what's the best thing in the world?
« on: November 22, 2014, 02:30:03 PM »
Penis. It's all I can think of lately. No, really, I'm being serious.

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The Flood / Re: I like some of you
« on: November 22, 2014, 02:13:50 PM »
I don't like you. I know you like me, though. Who doesn't?

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The Flood / Re: I encountered my first furry IRL today.
« on: November 22, 2014, 02:11:41 PM »
I saw a weeb today while shopping for groceries. Neckbeard and in a kimono.
Eww.
You should have taken a picture so that the internet can ridicule him.

It's a real shame it isn't legal. It was a terrifying sight.

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The Flood / Re: I encountered my first furry IRL today.
« on: November 22, 2014, 02:05:33 PM »
I saw a weeb today while shopping for groceries. Neckbeard and in a kimono.

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The Flood / Re: What genres of music do you listen to?
« on: November 22, 2014, 02:02:26 PM »

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The Flood / Re: rate my new new nameplate?
« on: November 22, 2014, 12:19:38 PM »
0000000.1/10

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The Flood / Re: I most likely like you
« on: November 22, 2014, 12:17:53 PM »
Well, I hate you, so there's that.

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The Flood / Re: Who wants a Nazified avatar?
« on: November 22, 2014, 12:16:19 PM »


Do it.

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The Flood / Re: I'm not in trouble, urine trouble if it ain't clear!
« on: November 22, 2014, 12:14:31 PM »
Wasn't this posted not that long ago? My urine is straw coloured, so I'm healthy.

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The Flood / Re: What are your two primary colours?
« on: November 22, 2014, 11:38:28 AM »
Black and Neon Green

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The Flood / Re: Music thread!
« on: November 22, 2014, 10:58:54 AM »
Spoiler
YouTube

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