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9931
« on: November 24, 2014, 03:59:46 PM »
Sudoku toyota bento.
Gojira samurai mitsubishi desu-sama
9932
« on: November 24, 2014, 03:55:34 PM »
A landmark study published last Thursday in the Australian Journal of Science, Medicine, and Arachnology, proves once and for all, that OP is indeed a faggot. The results of the six month long study, while having only been released a few days ago, have already gained widespread acceptance among the scientific community. According to researchers, the study went into great depths and utilized a wide variety of research methods. "We did everything from genetic analysis, to behavioral analysis, to even interviewing the OP's family and friends. All of our collected data points to the same conclusion. That OP is a faggot." said Professor Big Cockenstein. "In one particular experiment, we sneaked into the OP's home and replaced the hotdogs in his fridge with dildos. Upon returning home, OP proceeded to put the dildos between his buns. And I don't mean hotdog buns."
Even though the study has been proclaimed by the scientific community to be one of the greatest studies of the 21st century, not all members of the public have a positive opinion of it. One man which we interviewed yesterday, said the following: "Why are these cunts wasting money to study something like this? Everyone already knew the answer. You might as well have a study to prove that the sky is blue and that the grass is green." Others were much more happy to see the study completed. "I'm a psychology major and have been following the study for the last 2 months, waiting for the results to be published. I am really happy to see the research back up my own personal observations regarding the OP."
However, no matter what one's opinion of the study may be, one thing is for certain.
The OP is a faggot. In the words of Professor Big Cockenstein: "It is scientific fact." And there you have it folks, OP is a faggot confirmed.
9933
« on: November 24, 2014, 03:52:50 PM »
>tfw when you are the size
feelsgoodman.jpg
Also sometimes goes to 7 inches if I'm really, reallllly turned on.
I'm a minimum of 7, regardless of how turned on I am. Git gud, casul
Congratulations! We are both above average size! Would you like me to perform oral sex on your 7 inch manhood?
Yes pls
Gotta mix things up every now and then
but nigga
das gay
Leave DAS out of this.
Stop mocking my very basic grasp of the English language!
Be nice to the foreigner!
I'm on my iPod..
But be nice to Oss!
Well, okay, but he's the one being mean to me! And he's mocking me! It's not fair! I wish I weren't not never born!
Ossku is not being mean. Oss does no wrong. Now be nice to him.
 ... Fine.
9934
« on: November 24, 2014, 03:48:18 PM »
Hitler was actually a pretty good man. I believe he changed the world for the better. The Jews and their control over the media made him out worse than he actually is. Look at uncle Joe, there's nowhere near as much negative stigma surrounding him.
9935
« on: November 24, 2014, 03:46:38 PM »
>tfw when you are the size
feelsgoodman.jpg
Also sometimes goes to 7 inches if I'm really, reallllly turned on.
I'm a minimum of 7, regardless of how turned on I am. Git gud, casul
Congratulations! We are both above average size! Would you like me to perform oral sex on your 7 inch manhood?
Yes pls
Gotta mix things up every now and then
but nigga
das gay
Leave DAS out of this.
Stop mocking my very basic grasp of the English language!
Be nice to the foreigner!
I'm on my iPod..
But be nice to Oss!
Well, okay, but he's the one being mean to me! And he's mocking me! It's not fair! I wish I weren't not never born!
9936
« on: November 24, 2014, 03:41:44 PM »
>tfw when you are the size
feelsgoodman.jpg
Also sometimes goes to 7 inches if I'm really, reallllly turned on.
I'm a minimum of 7, regardless of how turned on I am. Git gud, casul
Congratulations! We are both above average size! Would you like me to perform oral sex on your 7 inch manhood?
Yes pls
Gotta mix things up every now and then
but nigga
das gay
Leave DAS out of this.
Stop mocking my very basic grasp of the English language!
Be nice to the foreigner!
9937
« on: November 24, 2014, 03:38:51 PM »
>tfw when you are the size
feelsgoodman.jpg
Also sometimes goes to 7 inches if I'm really, reallllly turned on.
I'm a minimum of 7, regardless of how turned on I am. Git gud, casul
Congratulations! We are both above average size! Would you like me to perform oral sex on your 7 inch manhood?
Yes pls
Gotta mix things up every now and then
but nigga
das gay
Leave DAS out of this.
Stop mocking my very basic grasp of the English language!
9938
« on: November 24, 2014, 03:37:33 PM »
>tfw when you are the size
feelsgoodman.jpg
Also sometimes goes to 7 inches if I'm really, reallllly turned on.
I'm a minimum of 7, regardless of how turned on I am. Git gud, casul
Congratulations! We are both above average size! Would you like me to perform oral sex on your 7 inch manhood?
Yes pls
Gotta mix things up every now and then
but nigga das gay
9939
« on: November 24, 2014, 03:36:32 PM »
You know what never gets old? Making people sad, upset, and depressed. That never gets old. And it's something everyone can give another person. A universal feeling of melancholy. It doesn't matter who you are, something can make you cry, and unhappy. And I think that's great. People are terrible, the world is terrible. They don't deserve happiness. Make someone cry today, spread some unhappiness, it's Monday, make it less annoying this time around. 
9940
« on: November 24, 2014, 03:30:06 PM »
Nap?
But it's 4 PM.
What about a nice fap then?
9941
« on: November 24, 2014, 03:29:07 PM »
>tfw when you are the size
feelsgoodman.jpg
Also sometimes goes to 7 inches if I'm really, reallllly turned on.
I'm a minimum of 7, regardless of how turned on I am. Git gud, casul
Congratulations! We are both above average size! Would you like me to perform oral sex on your 7 inch manhood?
9942
« on: November 24, 2014, 02:26:14 PM »
>tfw when you are the size
feelsgoodman.jpg
Also sometimes goes to 7 inches if I'm really, reallllly turned on.
9943
« on: November 24, 2014, 02:09:27 PM »
I wear a mustache in Warframe for November if that counts :/
No way am I getting dirty ass facial hair on my pretty face.
9944
« on: November 24, 2014, 01:41:43 PM »
Become an hero.
9945
« on: November 24, 2014, 01:04:37 PM »
I swear I've posted this before. The world of copypastas gets smaller and smaller by the day.
9946
« on: November 24, 2014, 12:09:50 PM »
did you take pics
 Will post pics later.
9947
« on: November 24, 2014, 12:04:08 PM »
You know what's even worse than Mondays?
Sundays.
9948
« on: November 24, 2014, 12:02:09 PM »
Rich people problems, eh?
9949
« on: November 24, 2014, 12:00:41 PM »
Thats disgusting.
Never happened. I hope it never will.
Hearing my sister make out is disgusting enough.
Yeah, it is disgusting. She's not the prettiest flower in the garden, let's put it like that.
9950
« on: November 24, 2014, 11:56:15 AM »
Why are you such a nigger?
9951
« on: November 24, 2014, 11:54:30 AM »
I.. never have..
Really, not even once?
9952
« on: November 24, 2014, 11:48:12 AM »
My sister (she's 18) came home with her boyfriend last Saturday. Both plastered out of their minds, they struggled to even make it through the corridor of the house to her room (which happens to be right next to mine).
So, after about ten minutes I can clearly hear them fucking. It's some hot, steamy shit going in there, I can tell by the moaning. Thankfully, my parents are out of town for the weekend. God forbid they should witness their lovely daughter acting all hedonistic like this.
Anyway, shit dies down after about forty minutes. I then hear her boyfriend's creepy snore. It's like Jack Nicholson exhaling smoke through his belly, get the idea? So, being the dirty little pervert that I am (and because I forgot my phone in her room), I sneak inside and can see them both still on top of each other, sleeping like angels in the light of the lamp. As I come closer, I notice something on my sister's cheek. It's cum, and it's LOADS of it.
Discuss the times you have heard family members getting their freak on.
9953
« on: November 24, 2014, 09:47:33 AM »
9954
« on: November 24, 2014, 09:35:50 AM »
- Never visited most countries
lol poor fag
Not poor, not rich. I'll probably travel a lot more in the future.
9955
« on: November 23, 2014, 08:34:30 PM »
- Obligatory Casper
- Never driven (yet)
- Never been to space
- Never visited most countries
9956
« on: November 23, 2014, 08:03:27 PM »
Yeah, because nothing's better than a cereal with more sugar in it than you can shake diabeetus at. Right?
9957
« on: November 23, 2014, 07:40:12 PM »
8========D (o(
9958
« on: November 23, 2014, 07:31:46 PM »
More could have been done. Now a kid is dead.
Or, you know, an officer could be dead as well.
9959
« on: November 23, 2014, 07:24:21 PM »
Why did they just shoot and not try and control the situation like. "Hey hey, maybe I should try talking to the kid before I put a bullet in his head"
Shoot first, ask questions later.
9960
« on: November 23, 2014, 07:20:07 PM »
That's hilarious.
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