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9871
The Flood / Re: I win
« on: November 25, 2014, 12:15:09 PM »
OP is retard confirmed

9872
The Flood / Re: The nudes aren't real
« on: November 25, 2014, 12:12:43 PM »

9873
The Flood / Re: The nudes aren't real
« on: November 25, 2014, 12:11:41 PM »
What nudes?

9874
The Flood / Re: A good thing about summer I guess
« on: November 25, 2014, 12:10:42 PM »
Summers here in the UK are very hot nowadays, same temp as Spain in some cases. I wear tank tops and short sports shorts.

9875
Is that like an, amalgam or something?

9876
The Flood / Re: The Pokemon world would be dark as fuck if it were real.
« on: November 25, 2014, 12:05:29 PM »
I think that was already blatantly obvious.

9877
The Flood / Re: Yes, no, maybe...
« on: November 25, 2014, 12:03:01 PM »
You're not the boss of me now!

9878
The Flood / Re: The same way I came into this world
« on: November 25, 2014, 12:02:23 PM »


Just kidding. I think you are all horrible and ugly, and I wouldn't even entertain the thought of such a vile act. Yeah, I'm being serious, in case you can't tell.


Everything was all a lie. Everything, and I mean everything everything.
Meh, I'm already over it.

So quickly?! You are one ice-cold bitch!


On that note, I guess I'll go become an hero. I regret this. Soon the world will know!

9879
The Flood / Re: The same way I came into this world
« on: November 25, 2014, 11:57:51 AM »


Just kidding. I think you are all horrible and ugly, and I wouldn't even entertain the thought of such a vile act. Yeah, I'm being serious, in case you can't tell.


Everything was all a lie. Everything, and I mean everything everything.
Meh, I'm already over it.

So quickly?! You are one ice-cold bitch!

9880
The Flood / Re: >school internet
« on: November 25, 2014, 11:54:21 AM »
>school computer
>Encyclopedia Dramatica
>no lol


9881
The Flood / Re: The same way I came into this world
« on: November 25, 2014, 11:52:20 AM »


Just kidding. I think you are all horrible and ugly, and I wouldn't even entertain the thought of such a vile act. Yeah, I'm being serious, in case you can't tell.


Everything was all a lie. Everything, and I mean everything everything.

9882
The Flood / Re: Hello
« on: November 25, 2014, 11:49:57 AM »
If he ever tries to give you a bottle of water or anything, do not accept it.

Duly noted.

9883
The Flood / Re: The same way I came into this world
« on: November 25, 2014, 11:48:33 AM »


Just kidding. I think you are all horrible and ugly, and I wouldn't even entertain the thought of such a vile act. Yeah, I'm being serious, in case you can't tell.

9884
The Flood / Re: The same way I came into this world
« on: November 25, 2014, 11:44:29 AM »
Fucking hell...
You asked for it.

And he'll be getting it, too!
We can force casper to watch
We can do this again once Anarchy/PP is back up.

It was fun last time. And I didn't even go anon.

T'was hilarious. It was a phenomenon. Something we can all do together, if you catch my drift.

9885
The Flood / Re: The same way I came into this world
« on: November 25, 2014, 11:42:33 AM »
Fucking hell...
You asked for it.

And he'll be getting it, too!
We can force casper to watch

Yeah! This'll be fun. I call dibs on Casper when we're done, by the way.

9886
The Flood / Re: The same way I came into this world
« on: November 25, 2014, 11:38:00 AM »

9887
The Flood / Re: The same way I came into this world
« on: November 25, 2014, 11:34:54 AM »
Fucking hell...

I'll be going to hell alright by the time I'm done with you! Sorry Jesus, but I ain't passing this one up!

9888
The Flood / Re: The same way I came into this world
« on: November 25, 2014, 11:33:38 AM »

9889
The Flood / Re: The same way I came into this world
« on: November 25, 2014, 11:32:16 AM »
Rape
Is that a threat?

I don't think it is. We can easily double team him.

9890
The Flood / Re: AYY
« on: November 25, 2014, 11:26:44 AM »

9891
The Flood / Re: Hello
« on: November 25, 2014, 11:21:59 AM »
I saw "furry", I'm noping out of this one quickly.

Although that might be the lack of paragraphs talking.

tl;dr: he was secretly drawing me in his book and fapping to me
That is not ok.

Indeed it isn't, but I get this stuff all the time. People in the homosexual persuasion find me very attractive. Especially when I wear a shirt and tie. Looks familiar to certain eastern moving pictures, but unintentional.

9892
The Flood / Re: Hello
« on: November 25, 2014, 11:13:27 AM »
I saw "furry", I'm noping out of this one quickly.

Although that might be the lack of paragraphs talking.

tl;dr: he was secretly drawing me in his book and fapping to me

9893
The Flood / Hello
« on: November 25, 2014, 11:08:29 AM »
I am currently a student taking a biology night course with a very unique individual. I trust most of you are familiar with the "furry" fandom. Well, as it turns out, this particular gentleman sitting on my right is quite the avid fursuiter. He's a very quiet person, seemingly dull in his silence. He never makes eye contact, or pays attention to the professor, yet he always seems to be fervently scrawling something into his binder. I had no warning for this, nor am I even now completely sure why this happened, but during one particularly boring lecture, as I sat staring at the corner of my desk, aimlessly tapping my pencil against the cheap wooden frame, I felt a gentle tug on the sleeve of my sweatshirt.

I turned to see him leering at me through his circular-framed, quarter-inch thick glasses. For a moment there was silence, until he feverishly began to gesture towards his now visible notebook. What I saw upon the page, was the startlingly accurate likeness of my face, portrayed as the head of some sort of anthropomorphic animal. Unfortunately I also witnessed the erratic smears of what appeared to be ejaculate across the page. As I sat, taken aback by this curious, blurred rendition of myself, I felt his constant, wide-eyed stare continue to bore into my face.

 Just about that time, the sharp ring of the bell brought the chilling moment to a temporary reprieve. I looked away and gathered my things as quickly as possible, and, at a brisk walk, left the classroom without looking back.


9894
The Flood / Re: I just got back from a 9 hr argument. AMA.
« on: November 24, 2014, 07:21:35 PM »
To be fair, some dubstep can be good when done right. But that applies to all forms of music.

9895
The Flood / Re: Do you people think I'm sexy?
« on: November 24, 2014, 07:18:08 PM »
Hiding your bent dick in a sack doesn't stop it from being bent, Chris.

9896
The Flood / Re: Fiiiiiiine Challenger
« on: November 24, 2014, 06:41:35 PM »

9897
The Flood / Re: I have a challenge for you!
« on: November 24, 2014, 06:35:44 PM »

9898
The Flood / Re: >he likes Scrafty
« on: November 24, 2014, 06:32:05 PM »
>pokemon

9899
The Flood / Re: I have a challenge for you!
« on: November 24, 2014, 06:28:59 PM »
an ugly guy

stop

i might just cut myself now thanks to you m80

9900
The Flood / Re: I have a challenge for you!
« on: November 24, 2014, 06:18:50 PM »
Well you cannot really tell just by their physical appearance who they are.

Lol yes you can


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