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9841
« on: November 25, 2014, 04:49:01 PM »
I would, but you've already said you're faithful to your girlfriend.
What his girlfriend doesn't know, doesn't hurt her.
9842
« on: November 25, 2014, 04:47:22 PM »
Fuck? As in, the fucking kind of fuck or what are we talking about here?
9843
« on: November 25, 2014, 04:44:28 PM »
I hate cigarettes too.
People from the land of the unwashed teeth aren't welcome here.
Good.
Your point?
I think I've made my point clear enough!
You hate fags, I hate cigarettes.
Why the statement about England?
Because they are cal- Wait, what?
9844
« on: November 25, 2014, 04:43:03 PM »
Jesus, OP.
It's down the road, not across the street, by the way.
9845
« on: November 25, 2014, 04:42:36 PM »
I hate cigarettes too.
People from the land of the unwashed teeth aren't welcome here.
Good.
Your point?
I think I've made my point clear enough!
9846
« on: November 25, 2014, 04:41:51 PM »
A jihad.
9847
« on: November 25, 2014, 04:41:06 PM »
I hate cigarettes too.
People from the land of the unwashed teeth aren't welcome here.
9848
« on: November 25, 2014, 04:37:21 PM »
I hate fags. I fucking hate them with a passion. When comes the revolution, the fags will be one of the first in line for the firing squad.
Now this would be nothing unusual to say, since most of you feel the same way. The only reason I'm being so frank about it is that I am a fag myself. Now this is not the usual "self-hating gay" rant that everybody and their mother has heard. It's not that my hatred comes out of sheer internalized homophobia. It's just that every fucking fag I encounter is shallow, frivolous, and so grating in their vapidness that you just want to crush their skulls in a fucking vice. Their pretend mannerisms, so-well rehearsed and practiced, and that god-awful, shrill, effeminate tone of voice that they always adopt - all of them make me wish that I could enjoy the fabled bliss of pussy.
Tell me that there's at least one person that doesn't buy into this commercialized "queer eye" bullshit - there is none, at least from my experiences. It's always that same vapid little twat walking about with their just as shallow faghag bitch friends. This is why I've learned to stop having any desperate dreams of a relationship - and besides, they're all too busy fucking each other without condoms to actually have a serious relationship anyway.
I know you're thinking this is all BAWWWWW over a lack of a boyfriend, but think about it. It's really the same things most of you think about women (even though you still love tits and vagoo) and all because the lot of you are sexless, virgin retards. You hate women precisely because there's no hope of you loving any, and you hate fags because they can make so many friends with women while you can't. It's all the same shit, just in a different world.
9849
« on: November 25, 2014, 04:29:11 PM »
The best day of all, next to Tsunday of course.
Brock pls, don't you have a nurse to molest or something?
 You are my nurse, sweet, sweet prince.
9850
« on: November 25, 2014, 04:25:09 PM »
The best day of all, next to Tsunday of course.
9851
« on: November 25, 2014, 04:23:14 PM »
Penguin party was pretty boring imo. I'd rather see full blown Anarchy.
The Casper anon threads were pretty damn fun, though, you gotta admit.
Also, I kind of want Anarchy too.
It was, the flirting and the porn was fun.
I could tell people were restricting themselves in there though. I just couldn't shake that feeling in there at times. Really, if we can't go truly rule free, what is the point of the board? If anything, just allow NSFW on the Flood and make it to where people properly spoiler it on here and get rid of penguin party board if we can't have a full blown anarchy board.
Agreed, it really was just the flood with anon and porn. Anon is good fun, though.
9852
« on: November 25, 2014, 04:16:33 PM »
Penguin party was pretty boring imo. I'd rather see full blown Anarchy.
The Casper anon threads were pretty damn fun, though, you gotta admit. Also, I kind of want Anarchy too.
9853
« on: November 25, 2014, 04:12:54 PM »
 Heeyyyyy! Just thought I'd have a look at this thread.
9854
« on: November 25, 2014, 04:09:52 PM »
brush your teeth you dirty tramp
Thanks mate i knew you'd come througha nd taskete. That means hellp in Japanses if you didn't know.
I will brush my teeth.
remember to floss before brushing
What in the fuck is wrong with you? Have you been eating too much sodium fluoride or something? Seek help.
9855
« on: November 25, 2014, 04:08:41 PM »
My god, so many people with vision problems. My eyesight is perfect.
9856
« on: November 25, 2014, 04:01:40 PM »
Ugh, I wouldn't drink it if I was paid.
9857
« on: November 25, 2014, 01:29:10 PM »
>using a skyrim joke
Kill yourself.
9858
« on: November 25, 2014, 01:21:19 PM »
You people are just awful.
9859
« on: November 25, 2014, 01:14:18 PM »
October 6, Earth Science class. It seemed to be a normal enough day. As usual, everyone in class was either taking obsessive-compulsive notes or was in a zombie-like daze of boredom. The teacher, off on her random, irreverent tangent, was paying little attention to my row.
The boy next to me turns his head. "Want to hear a joke?"he asked nonchalantly. "Sure." I answered, figuring it would be innocent enough.
Little did I know this joke would change my life forever.
"What did the injured cats say to each other?" "I don't know." I replied, eager to cut to the chase. "Me-owch."
There was a brief moment of silence, in which the sheer shittiness of the joke settled in. No-one in the room could believe a jest that abhorrent could be spawned on our fair earth. It felt as if claws of stupidity were tearing at my mind.
Suddenly, the girl behind me committed suicide on the spot. Full scale riots broke out over the tri-state area, with murders, looting, and rape. Cries of "How could that punchline be so horrible? What god would allow this?" could be heard as people lept from rooftops. The Me-owch riots had begun.
The area had to be carpet-bombed by the Air force in order to quell the riots and make sure no traces of the horrid humor escaped the infected area. The entire state of New York was quarantined, and everything we ever held dear was either bombed or destroyed by the insipid setup and punchline.
A little girl next to me said she believed things couldn't possibly get worse. When her brother heard the joke, he ate their mother, burned down their house and killed himself.
Suddenly, the sounds of a million infants shrieking pierced the air. A hundred armed demon with a thousand unpronounceable names rose from a fissure in the earth. "I have been summoned to your meager plane from the horror of the unspeakable humor. I Gorros*lejldkrakish'urtszar, the aberration who was never meant to be, shall now devour the universe."spoke the horror with it's three-hundred maws.
"Good going." I said to the boy, who had miraculously survived up to this point. "How was I supposed to know the joke would summon a nameless horror from the beginning of time?" "Me-owch?!" I shouted, rage in my voice. "What good did you possibly believe could come of that!"
Gorros*lejldkrakish'urtszar devoured the universe and shat it out as a cosmic dung pile. The end.
The moral of this story is to not use jokes from shitty juvenile jokebooks.
9860
« on: November 25, 2014, 01:12:18 PM »
Our school didnt censor anything
Well that explains you.
9861
« on: November 25, 2014, 01:10:58 PM »
So Camnator is gone for good?
One can only hope.
I kinda liked him. He was really active.
9862
« on: November 25, 2014, 01:09:31 PM »
Yes I'm talking that anime The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. It fucking sucks. Now it's pretty popular among the anime circles, and yet this poor excuse for an animated feature is the worst thing ever produced by a human being if you except Plan 9 from Outer Space, and I'm being generous.
First you gotta admit you hated the first episode. It made no sense, sucked as shit, wasn't funny, edgy or new. Or original. Animation sucked dead dogs' balls. Characters sucked dead dogs' balls. Voice acting sucked dead dogs' balls. But you managed to make it through the whole pile of steaming poo just to see the ED. Because that's what this anime is about. It's about the ED. Those 1 minute and a half. There's nothing else to it. You went like "OMG ANIMATION LIEK" you freaking retards and now everyone likes it. Yet it's shit. It's complete shit with no redeeming qualities. There's fucking nothing to it. Just the dance at the end. It's a dancing anime. A fucking retarded dancing anime with no story and nothing and no characters it sucks. You shouldn't like it you morons seriously. Just download the ED and loop it on your WMP you cockass faggot asses. DAMN I wish all those threads about HARUHI OMG YEAH would go one and everyone in them die FUCK YOU for polluting my forums HARUHI FUCK YOU.
9863
« on: November 25, 2014, 01:08:40 PM »
So Camnator is gone for good?
9864
« on: November 25, 2014, 12:37:57 PM »
1:10 starts playing when you realise there's no toilet paper left...
And before 1:10 is when you are frantically racing to the bathroom with a storm that has the power of 1000 hurricanes brewing inside you.
9865
« on: November 25, 2014, 12:35:05 PM »
Obviously Britain is shit tier, I mean, the America we know today came from it.
Don't be bitter 'cause the prodigal son grew up bigger than his dad.
Hey, I'm from the country all white Americans desperateky want to be from.
Germany?
Ireland? 99.9% of Americans I meet say they have Irish blood.
9866
« on: November 25, 2014, 12:31:15 PM »
Well our natives wouldn't have been pillaged or our land raped, sooooo..
Christopher Columbus should have never discovered the British Isles.
9867
« on: November 25, 2014, 12:24:26 PM »
You can't control your citizens as they destroy your cities.
Your primary hedonistic religion was founded so that your fatass king could divorce and murder his wife.
Your imperialism caused 99% of the problems in the world.
Directly responsable for the world's slave trade....
UK helped create Afganistan fearing Russian Imperialism.
The UK's indifference to the famine Ireland suffered in the mid-19th century.
UK did nothing to stop France from drafting the Treaty of Versailles.
UK helped draw up the borders in Africa after withdrawing causing decades of tribal warfare.
Historic responsibility for the Kashmir dispute.
Thousands of British children shipped to Australia and other Commonwealth countries between the 1920s and 1960s.
Currently... Drug abuse, violent crime, teenage delinquency, family breakdown, welfare dependency, poor urban environments, educational failure, poverty, the loss of traditional values, teenage pregnancy, dysfunctional families, binge drinking, children who kill: all have been cited as proof that we have a broken society.
Tony Blair in 1995 asked us to look at "the wreckage of our broken society" and, using the now-familiar language of rights and responsibilities, called for a new civic society where everyone played a part. The phrase then really came into its own in the Conservative leadership campaign in 2005, first from Liam Fox and then with David Cameron taking up the term in his leadership acceptance speech. It is now strongly associated with Iain Duncan Smith's work for the Centre for Social Justice and the Conservative's Social Justice Policy Group, and the promise to "mend Britain's broken society" became a dominant theme of the Conservative general election campaign.
But the picture is clearly more mixed than some commentators suggest. There are undoubtedly some serious social problems in Britain, and whilst some things have got worse, many have improved. Moreover, perceptions of some problems are increasingly wide of the mark.
Wars Britain started: Breton War, 1076-1077 Vexin War 1087 Rebellion of 1088 Wars in the Vexin and Maine 1097-1098 Anglo-Norman War 1101 Anglo-Norman War 1105-1106 Anglo-French War 1117-1120 Wars of Henry II of England and Philip II of France Stephen and Matilda conflict Saintonge War (1242) War of Saint-Sardos (1324) Hundred Years' War (1337-1453) War of the League of Cambrai Anglo-French War (1627-1629) The Crusades The Eighty Years' War (1568-1648) War of the Grand Alliance (Nine years war) (1688-1697) (formerly the League of Augsburg) Williamite War in Ireland (1689-1691) King William's War (1689-1697) War of the Quadruple Alliance (1718-1720) Seven Years' War (1756-1763) American Revolutionary War (1775-1783) Second Hundred Years' War (1688 and 1815) The Boxer Rebellion (1900-1901) World War I (1914-1918) World War II (1939-1945) The Suez Crisis (1956) As well as several conflicts in: India Palestine Malaya Suez Canal Zone Kenya Cyprus Suez 1956 Borneo Aden Radfan Oman Dhofar Northern Ireland the Falklands War Sierra Leone And counting...
Face it, everyone (Europe, Asia, Africa, America, etc.) would all have been a lot better off had the UK never existed, you're all nothing but limey hedonistic fucks who would all be going to hell if it existed.
9868
« on: November 25, 2014, 12:18:26 PM »
wan som noods?
there
Thanks <3 Saving to my fap folder.
9869
« on: November 25, 2014, 12:17:49 PM »
Is that like an, amalgam or something?
A what?
It's when a metal basically eats another metal, like Mercury and Gold.
9870
« on: November 25, 2014, 12:17:13 PM »
Summers here in the UK are very hot nowadays, same temp as Spain in some cases. I wear tank tops and short sports shorts.
Fucking climate change. We have at least one city here that's getting so hot in summer it's practically unlivable.
Yeah, ugh, I don't know why some people think climate change is a myth.
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