One hitler shall henceforth be a unit of measurement equal to 6.0*106 human deaths.

Standard SI prefixes apply. Thus Harold Shipman's achievements amount to 36 microhitlers.

The true utility of the hitler as an SI unit is it allows useful unit conversions.

For example: the EPA currently values a human life as being worth 6.9 million us dollars (6.9 megadollars). A simple unit conversion thus gives us 1 hitler is equivalent to -41,400,000,000,000 dollars. (-41 teradollars).

It can therefore be quantitatively established whether or not someone is "worse than hitler". When congress failed to pass a stimulus bill in 2008 the market lost 1.2 trillion dollars in 1 day, roughly equivalent to 29 millihitlers. Joseph Stalin is the only human I know of who can be called worse than hitler, as his achievements clocked roughly 5 hitlers.

When your bank nails you with a 35 dollar fine, you can confidently tell the teller that they are currently fucking you over to the tune of 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a very tiny auschwitz behind the counter.

Saturn is by far the worst gas giant in the solar system.

There's something inside my pants.... It's making a...a tent..

So I was browsing on B.net and heard about this happening.

I checked back here to see if it's true....

You people disappoint me. I wouldn't donate a cent. My hard earn money is better off donating elsewhere than to this sorry excuse of a human being.

Yeah, I came back to talk shit, and I'm not sorry.

For I am the devil and shall remain that way to millions.

You either die with honor and respect or you live long enough to see yourself become truly evil, and as far as this forum goes, my compassion is dead here, and I have lived long enough to become truly evil.

If the entire forum went homeless I wouldn't donate at all.

This is an individual that could have actually tried to be productive in society and moving out before shit creek happened, but no, this was this individual's choice. This individual could have prevented many things from his past to avoid ending up in this situation, but again. It is all done by the choices he made.

That's my $0.00 to this thread, and I really don't care how you feel.

Don't count on me to help you if your life ever goes down the toilet.

You talking about diamonds or boners?

Well, it is about diamonds, but boners aren't out of the equation.

Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.

Your 3dpd shit got old long ago, it is not funny or entertaining.

Shh...

Imminent lock.

Quote from: Byrne on November 26, 2014, 12:48:43 PM

Are you the only gay in the village?

No one get the reference?

I don't see how people wouldn't get the reference. Little Britain haha.

Quote from: Numb Digger on November 26, 2014, 03:33:51 PM

You aren't funny. You have the same sense of humour as a dishcloth.

A) Okay
B) If you wanna play that game, I can as well, but it's not like we've ever interacted, so I doubt that we will in the future; but I will use that against you if you persist on using stupid metaphors like that.

Why are you taking this seriously? It's just a jok- Oh wait, you really do have that sense of humour.

Quote from: Numb Digger on November 26, 2014, 03:27:40 PM

You people are more boring than... than a piece of cardboard.

What if it was a box of cardboard?
Then you pretend it was things and have loads of fun.

Damn you!

Quote from: Numb Digger on November 26, 2014, 02:32:26 PM

Quote from: challengerX on November 26, 2014, 02:29:14 PM

If this is serious, then tell him he seriously needs to cut it out because you're heterosexual and you're not attracted to him in any way. Tell you value his friendship but if he doesn't cut this out you're going to have to report him.

Seriously though, what the fuck. Was the dude sexually abused as a child?

No, I'm a faggot, but I'm not attracted to him in any way whatsoever. But yeah, wouldn't surprise me if he was abused.

Eww get away from me you freak. And don't use my advice either.

I need to go flash fry my iPhone to get rid of the gay now, you fucking creep.

my heart are brokened

Tell him flat out that you are not interested in him, at all. also tell him to cut the bullshit out or you're reporting him to the brass.

Thank you, finally someone with a half decent reply.