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The Flood / The worst meal you have ever eaten?
« on: December 05, 2014, 01:18:39 PM »
T4R.

Mine was some.... let's say badly undercooked garlic bread.

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The Flood / Re: What's your favorite car maker?
« on: December 05, 2014, 01:11:22 PM »

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The Flood / Re: What's your favorite car maker?
« on: December 05, 2014, 01:04:32 PM »
Dont have one

I've got room in the back of my van for rides.
Where are we riding onii-chan?

Places... and stuff. Yeah...

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Gaming / Re: Gmod screenshot share thread!
« on: December 05, 2014, 01:03:55 PM »


When you see it...

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The Flood / Re: What's your favorite car maker?
« on: December 05, 2014, 12:54:08 PM »
Dont have one

I've got room in the back of my van for rides.

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The Flood / Re: What amazes me
« on: December 05, 2014, 12:15:51 PM »
It doesn't amaze me as much as it disgusts me.
Be proud of what you are.

It's a hell of a lot better than being some unaware rabbit bounding around a field.
Is it, though? Is it really?

I'd rather not have been schlepped into the mortal coil in the first place.

Well, you're here, so you may as well make the most of it. I feel lucky to be a person, instead of an insect or something.

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The Flood / Re: What amazes me
« on: December 05, 2014, 12:05:56 PM »
Well, if the dinosaurs were here...

"lol skrew u i got nukes xdddd"
tfw dinosaurs start evolving and becoming immune to nukes

aw shiet

didn't think of that
TFW they start becoming giant lizards that fire laser beams out of their mouths tfw they attack Japan first


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The Flood / Re: Have you ever...
« on: December 05, 2014, 12:04:31 PM »
Yeah.

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The Flood / Re: What amazes me
« on: December 05, 2014, 12:02:02 PM »
Well, if the dinosaurs were here...

"lol skrew u i got nukes xdddd"
tfw dinosaurs start evolving and becoming immune to nukes

aw shiet

didn't think of that

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The Flood / Re: What amazes me
« on: December 05, 2014, 11:59:10 AM »
Well, if the dinosaurs were here...

"lol skrew u i got nukes xdddd"

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The Flood / Re: What amazes me
« on: December 05, 2014, 11:55:12 AM »
It doesn't amaze me as much as it disgusts me.

Be proud of what you are.

It's a hell of a lot better than being some unaware rabbit bounding around a field.

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The Flood / Re: What amazes me
« on: December 05, 2014, 11:37:07 AM »
It really is.
So many animals are apex predators and we can just fuck them up with little thought.

You said it.

We're the prime example of what happens when the dice of evolution lands on brains over brawn.

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The Flood / What amazes me
« on: December 05, 2014, 11:31:07 AM »
Statistically, humans are the most dangerous organisms on Earth. We're so frail and weak compared to other creatures too, so it's astounding how we're able to fuck everyone over like that.

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The Flood / Re: I need this super complex math solved!
« on: December 05, 2014, 10:50:59 AM »
Cannot compute.

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The Flood / Re: Well, I've been slacking.
« on: December 05, 2014, 08:37:33 AM »
Nothing much, really. Just trying to do something in Warframe and then I'm off for a jog.

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The Flood / Re: You get to grab the ass of any user here
« on: December 05, 2014, 08:34:09 AM »
Hey baby, mind if I give those cheeks a pinch?

Of course, my sweet prince.

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Serious / Re: What is your sexuality?
« on: December 05, 2014, 08:17:44 AM »
Bi.

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The Flood / Re: You get to grab the ass of any user here
« on: December 05, 2014, 08:16:46 AM »
Casper.

Oh wait, he doesn't have an ass.

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The Flood / Re: Women
« on: December 05, 2014, 08:06:27 AM »
Are you really a girl?

Why do you keep asking me that? No, I'm not a girl.
Then why are you so bitchy?

Probably to do with the fact that I'm quite effeminate.
Are you hot? Or just bitchy?

Both
Pics or I'm referring to you us ugly from this night onward and I won't be wrong.
Are you really a girl?

Why do you keep asking me that? No, I'm not a girl.
Then why are you so bitchy?

Probably to do with the fact that I'm quite effeminate.
Are you hot? Or just bitchy?

Both
proof needed.

Someday, my sweet princes. But call me ugly if you want, for now, you'll regret it when the time comes!
What time is it where you are?

It's 2pm here.

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The Flood / Re: Women
« on: December 05, 2014, 07:59:57 AM »
Are you really a girl?

Why do you keep asking me that? No, I'm not a girl.
Then why are you so bitchy?

Probably to do with the fact that I'm quite effeminate.
Are you hot? Or just bitchy?

Both
Pics or I'm referring to you us ugly from this night onward and I won't be wrong.
Are you really a girl?

Why do you keep asking me that? No, I'm not a girl.
Then why are you so bitchy?

Probably to do with the fact that I'm quite effeminate.
Are you hot? Or just bitchy?

Both
proof needed.

Someday, my sweet princes. But call me ugly if you want, for now, you'll regret it when the time comes!

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The Flood / Re: Women
« on: December 05, 2014, 07:55:28 AM »
Are you really a girl?

Why do you keep asking me that? No, I'm not a girl.
Then why are you so bitchy?

Probably to do with the fact that I'm quite effeminate.
Are you hot? Or just bitchy?

Both

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The Flood / Re: Women
« on: December 05, 2014, 07:46:05 AM »
Are you really a girl?

Why do you keep asking me that? No, I'm not a girl.
Then why are you so bitchy?

Probably to do with the fact that I'm quite effeminate.

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The Flood / Re: Women
« on: December 05, 2014, 07:42:28 AM »
Are you really a girl?

Why do you keep asking me that? No, I'm not a girl.

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The Flood / Women
« on: December 05, 2014, 07:23:33 AM »
Women are not actually attracted to men. There is a vague idea of what a man is physically, and some are better than others aesthetically speaking, but the purely physical appearance of a man is almost inconsequential unless he is horribly ugly or outrageously attractive.

Women are attracted to status, money, how much a man smiles and laughs, how many friends and resources a man has, how full a man's life is--how many "cool," "exciting" and prestigious things he is doing or connected to.

They are interested in how other people view him--how many people want to be around him, how other people interact with him and whether their interactions convey that he is special and amazing. They want him to be extremely outgoing and aggressive, they want him to demonstrate his status over other people by dominating them in various non-violent ways.

A woman's attraction to a man is a function of her jealousy at the thought of another woman having that man. She doesn't care who he actually is or EXACTLY what he looks like physically, she only cares about the VALUE of the life he has constructed around himself.

A woman basically is a greedy materialistic prostitute. Although that sounds vulgar, it's true. She trades her physical self to buy into the success a man has created for himself.

Men, on the other hand....


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The Flood / Re: Cheat wtf
« on: December 05, 2014, 07:02:18 AM »

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The Flood / Re: GUYS I NEED HELP WITH MY MLG VIDEO
« on: December 05, 2014, 07:01:30 AM »
try freevirus.com

its were i got all stuff for mlg videos

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Pornography
« on: December 04, 2014, 07:18:13 PM »

Spoiler
pomography
Pomegranate Blueberry is pretty much the greatest flavor ever.
Pure Pom is best Pom
Pom mixed with bourbon is best Pom

I honestly wasn't expecting this thread to turn out like this.

My jamies are getting rumbled.

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Pornography
« on: December 04, 2014, 06:56:22 PM »

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The Flood / ITT: Pornography
« on: December 04, 2014, 06:50:06 PM »
Spoiler


you got le trikked xddddddd


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The Flood / Re: What's on your Christmas list?
« on: December 04, 2014, 05:17:40 PM »
High quality earphones... maybe the ME trilogy too.

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