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The Flood / Re: Dustin is a really great troll and Verbatim is smart
« on: December 30, 2014, 04:20:42 PM »
YouTube

,

7502
The Flood / Re: This woman has the most perfect body possible.
« on: December 30, 2014, 04:19:27 PM »
why are you so angry


literally my face right now


Things aren't gonna be okay... the smile can only hide it

7503
The Flood / Re: What's going wrong with me?
« on: December 30, 2014, 04:18:00 PM »

We're going to have to put you down.

Anything but that! Even the dungeon with Kinder sounds better than that!!!!
Really? Dayum. :P


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The Flood / Re: What's going wrong with me?
« on: December 30, 2014, 04:15:12 PM »
We're going to have to put you down.

Anything but that! Even the dungeon with Kinder sounds better than that!!!!

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The Flood / Re: What's going wrong with me?
« on: December 30, 2014, 04:12:31 PM »
Uh...  calisthenics

Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew

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The Flood / Re: What's going wrong with me?
« on: December 30, 2014, 04:10:30 PM »

7507
The Flood / Re: What's going wrong with me?
« on: December 30, 2014, 04:07:41 PM »
Casper pls

Why does everyone call me Casper? Did I turn into him or something?

7508
The Flood / Re: What's going wrong with me?
« on: December 30, 2014, 04:04:10 PM »
You might be turning into ingloriouswho.

But I'm not asian

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The Flood / Re: This woman has the most perfect body possible.
« on: December 30, 2014, 03:39:27 PM »
Ew, that fucking crack whore.

7510
...then again, nobody should really ever be reading YouTube comments.

It's pure fucking cancer

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The Flood / Re: If you were the parent of this kid....
« on: December 30, 2014, 03:30:19 PM »


This has to be a joke...

LE LEDDITOR XD

LE FUCKING LE LOL

LE FEDORA LE CANCER

MY LE LEMON KEY

7512
The Flood / What's going wrong with me?
« on: December 30, 2014, 03:10:10 PM »
>Be a horny fuck all my life
>Ever since I was 12, I have rubbed one out at least once a day, almost every day
>Usually more than twice
>7 years later, 3 weeks ago
>First see Frozen
>Like Elsa a lot, relate to her deeply and think she's beautiful
>A few days after, I realize I have a massive crush on her
>Freak out because she doesn't exist
>Stay calm
>Start taking ice water baths
>Only use cold water when I shower
>Have my hair dyed whiteblonde
>Start wearing makeup (not so much that I look like a drag queen, though)
>Start wearing a skirt when no one's around
>Plan to take singing lessons
>Realize I haven't masturbated in weeks
>Load up some porn and try
>Nothing, can't even get hard
>Try some Elsa R34
>Get hard, but just feel sore when I try to start
>Close the porn, close my eyes, lie back and create the hottest Elsa fantasy I can
>Still nothing

What's going wrong with me?

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The Flood / Re: Describe your experience this year in a word or sentence.
« on: December 30, 2014, 03:05:20 PM »
Horny af
Doesnt count, you were born horny.

You can't say that. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HIM
Poor jimmy boy...

Give him some sympathy. Give him what he deserves

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The Flood / Re: Describe your experience this year in a word or sentence.
« on: December 30, 2014, 03:02:51 PM »
Horny af
Doesnt count, you were born horny.

You can't say that. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HIM

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The Flood / Re: At this point.
« on: December 30, 2014, 01:41:44 PM »
I'm sure if I spammed stupid threads I'd be up there, too...

Hey, is that a stick lodged in your butt?

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The Flood / Re: Lightning
« on: December 30, 2014, 12:59:43 PM »
I guess...

Spoiler
Spoiler
YouTube

Spoiler
YouTube

Spoiler
YouTube

Spoiler
YouTube

Your sense of humour is shocking

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The Flood / Re: In Paris AMA
« on: December 30, 2014, 12:57:22 PM »
Can you bring me a souvenir

7518
The Flood / Re: Lightning
« on: December 30, 2014, 12:43:04 PM »
Spoiler

Spoiler
But really, holy hell

Amazing how he survived the first strike and then he got struck again
I'm calling fake, but that must suck... and is scary as hell.

No, it's real alright.

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The Flood / Re: Lightning
« on: December 30, 2014, 12:39:41 PM »
Spoiler

Spoiler
But really, holy hell

Amazing how he survived the first strike and then he got struck again

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The Flood / Re: Lightning
« on: December 30, 2014, 12:33:21 PM »
Part 2:



Alright he's finally dead RIP

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The Flood / Re: Lightning
« on: December 30, 2014, 12:27:48 PM »
He ded?

Yeah, he ded
<________________________________________>

What? Never seen someone get struck by lightning before? It struck me as rather interesting.

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The Flood / Re: Lightning
« on: December 30, 2014, 12:25:52 PM »
Zeus be blasting mothafukas.

Thanks based Thor

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The Flood / Re: Lightning
« on: December 30, 2014, 12:25:36 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Lightning
« on: December 30, 2014, 12:24:30 PM »
is it bad that I laughed?

No, but that person actually got killed from it lol

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The Flood / Lightning
« on: December 30, 2014, 12:23:05 PM »


RIP

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The Flood / Re: How do you tell someone they're not dank enough?
« on: December 30, 2014, 12:17:31 PM »
the word dank annoys me

Are you stressed out? It's only annoying when you're stressed out.

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The Flood / Re: Alright, alright
« on: December 30, 2014, 12:16:28 PM »
Youd like to think that everyone loses their minds, because youre so important right?

But can't you see?! He's the most important person here
Yeah, he supposedly owns the flood too.

And he is very real about it, hes not even kidding.

Yeah, nobody should kid about that kind of stuff. It's very serious.

Oh, by the way, I've decided that I am a dragon. Please address me with respect. Calling me a reptile or a lizard is an insult, and I will report you.
I think I'm pretty damn lenient. I give you one thing off limits and the rest is free game.

So what's it like owning a section of a small, obscure internet forum?
Relaxing and homely.

B.net is too stressful now that it's busier.

I'm jealous.

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The Flood / Re: Alright, alright
« on: December 30, 2014, 12:13:12 PM »
Youd like to think that everyone loses their minds, because youre so important right?

But can't you see?! He's the most important person here
Yeah, he supposedly owns the flood too.

And he is very real about it, hes not even kidding.

Yeah, nobody should kid about that kind of stuff. It's very serious.

Oh, by the way, I've decided that I am a dragon. Please address me with respect. Calling me a reptile or a lizard is an insult, and I will report you.
I think I'm pretty damn lenient. I give you one thing off limits and the rest is free game.

So what's it like owning a section of a small, obscure internet forum?

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The Flood / Re: Alright, alright
« on: December 30, 2014, 12:09:16 PM »
Youd like to think that everyone loses their minds, because youre so important right?

But can't you see?! He's the most important person here
Yeah, he supposedly owns the flood too.

And he is very real about it, hes not even kidding.

Yeah, nobody should kid about that kind of stuff. It's very serious.

Oh, by the way, I've decided that I am a dragon. Please address me with respect. Calling me a reptile or a lizard is an insult, and I will report you.

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Serious / Re: What's your beef with the transgender crowd?
« on: December 30, 2014, 12:04:06 PM »
None at all.

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