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7081
« on: January 06, 2015, 06:09:41 PM »
>implying we can't just starve you of coffee supplies for a week and watch the country tear itself apart
my sides
7082
« on: January 06, 2015, 06:03:22 PM »
7083
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:57:51 PM »
What is genuine traditional bonger food anyhow?
I've lived in bongland all my life and I haven't seen anything like that before. I've never even heard of it.
It's called stargazy pie, something the cornish goblin creatures like to eat.
I don't think kinder realises that there are several kinds of sub-human/cross breeds that lurk in the dark places of the british isles.
In the north you have the Badger-Human hybrids, who eat pies.
In cornwall you have the Cornish Goblins, who eat stargazy pie and other weird shit like that. Also babies.
The welsh literally just survive off leeks and ham an cheese toahsties. (Say that singsongy like)
The irish eat raw potatoes.
The scots eat offal as a delicacy and are secretly being made into morbidly obese bloaters by the tories to make sure that they can never win against an english army.
Essex should probably be sawn off and sent to either florida or france. I think they eat tanning products or bucketloads of carrots.
Oh and the West Country cuisine is basically no better than any of the above.
So basically, the UK has some pretty questionable "cuisines"
Like fried chicken and pancakes with syrup is any better.
7084
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:57:28 PM »
What is genuine traditional bonger food anyhow?
I've lived in bongland all my life and I haven't seen anything like that before. I've never even heard of it.
It's called stargazy pie, something the cornish goblin creatures like to eat.
I don't think kinder realises that there are several kinds of sub-human/cross breeds that lurk in the dark places of the british isles.
In the north you have the Badger-Human hybrids, who eat pies.
In cornwall you have the Cornish Goblins, who eat stargazy pie and other weird shit like that. Also babies.
The welsh literally just survive off leeks and ham an cheese toahsties. (Say that singsongy like)
The irish eat raw potatoes.
The scots eat offal as a delicacy and are secretly being made into morbidly obese bloaters by the tories to make sure that they can never win against an english army.
Essex should probably be sawn off and sent to either florida or france. I think they eat tanning products or bucketloads of carrots.
Oh and the West Country cuisine is basically no better than any of the above.
what has happened to our country
7085
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:56:39 PM »
7086
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:55:43 PM »
*casually rapes everyone and then blows up the planet and continues on my rampage as a planet destroyer*
stop
no, you can't stop my rampage
*chucks a glowstick at you, which cuts your head off and saves everyone*
but how could a glowstick kill a planet destroyer, godmodder
its an anti-planet destroyer glowstick
that's not fair
ill get cheat
no dont
i will i mean it
ill kill you
no wait
dont do that
save me
but im the planet destroyer
can you destroy moons
no, just planets
lol pleb
i can destroy stars with my glowsticks
fuck you
i cant im being raped
oh
7087
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:53:55 PM »
7088
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:52:56 PM »
*casually rapes everyone and then blows up the planet and continues on my rampage as a planet destroyer*
stop
no, you can't stop my rampage
*chucks a glowstick at you, which cuts your head off and saves everyone*
but how could a glowstick kill a planet destroyer, godmodder
its an anti-planet destroyer glowstick
that's not fair
ill get cheat
no dont
i will i mean it
ill kill you
no wait
dont do that
save me
but im the planet destroyer
can you destroy moons
no, just planets
lol pleb
i can destroy stars with my glowsticks
fuck you
7089
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:51:09 PM »
*casually rapes everyone and then blows up the planet and continues on my rampage as a planet destroyer*
stop
no, you can't stop my rampage
*chucks a glowstick at you, which cuts your head off and saves everyone*
but how could a glowstick kill a planet destroyer, godmodder
its an anti-planet destroyer glowstick
that's not fair
ill get cheat
no dont
i will i mean it
ill kill you
no wait
dont do that
save me
but im the planet destroyer
can you destroy moons
no, just planets
7090
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:49:28 PM »
7091
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:46:13 PM »
*casually rapes everyone and then blows up the planet and continues on my rampage as a planet destroyer*
stop
no, you can't stop my rampage
*chucks a glowstick at you, which cuts your head off and saves everyone*
but how could a glowstick kill a planet destroyer, godmodder
its an anti-planet destroyer glowstick
that's not fair
ill get cheat
no dont
i will i mean it
ill kill you
no wait
dont do that
save me
but im the planet destroyer
7092
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:41:18 PM »
*casually rapes everyone and then blows up the planet and continues on my rampage as a planet destroyer*
stop
no, you can't stop my rampage
*chucks a glowstick at you, which cuts your head off and saves everyone*
but how could a glowstick kill a planet destroyer, godmodder
its an anti-planet destroyer glowstick
that's not fair
ill get cheat
no dont
i will i mean it
ill kill you
no wait dont do that
7093
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:40:20 PM »
7094
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:37:22 PM »
7095
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:35:49 PM »
*casually rapes everyone and then blows up the planet and continues on my rampage as a planet destroyer*
stop
no, you can't stop my rampage
*chucks a glowstick at you, which cuts your head off and saves everyone*
but how could a glowstick kill a planet destroyer, godmodder
its an anti-planet destroyer glowstick
that's not fair
ill get cheat
no dont
i will i mean it
7096
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:31:13 PM »
What is genuine traditional bonger food anyhow?
I've lived in bongland all my life and I haven't seen anything like that before. I've never even heard of it.
7097
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:29:08 PM »
*casually rapes everyone and then blows up the planet and continues on my rampage as a planet destroyer*
stop
no, you can't stop my rampage
*chucks a glowstick at you, which cuts your head off and saves everyone*
but how could a glowstick kill a planet destroyer, godmodder
its an anti-planet destroyer glowstick
that's not fair ill get cheat
7098
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:25:11 PM »
I needed an mp3 player, cuz fuck that shit with no music
7099
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:23:08 PM »
 how long will I live for
7100
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:05:16 PM »
*casually rapes everyone and then blows up the planet and continues on my rampage as a planet destroyer*
stop
no, you can't stop my rampage
*chucks a glowstick at you, which cuts your head off and saves everyone*
but how could a glowstick kill a planet destroyer, godmodder
7101
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:03:52 PM »
No thanks, i prefer the rain
but I destroyed the planet so there's no rain anymore
Little shit
motherfucker
7102
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:03:27 PM »
*casually rapes everyone and then blows up the planet and continues on my rampage as a planet destroyer*
stop
no, you can't stop my rampage
7103
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:01:59 PM »
No thanks, i prefer the rain
but I destroyed the planet so there's no rain anymore
7104
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:00:23 PM »
*casually rapes everyone and then blows up the planet and continues on my rampage as a planet destroyer*
7105
« on: January 06, 2015, 04:50:31 PM »
*walks in covered in semen*
halp
*dries you up*
can i use your shower
after I shower you in semen first :^)
7106
« on: January 06, 2015, 04:36:00 PM »
Is cuddling penises an option?
7107
« on: January 06, 2015, 03:39:46 PM »
fast food is nasty
Fast food. Ew
7108
« on: January 06, 2015, 03:19:40 PM »
Well.... this is maddening. Oh well.
7109
« on: January 06, 2015, 02:14:45 PM »
You leave A Cheese Potato alone
all right
7110
« on: January 06, 2015, 02:12:32 PM »
Australia gave us the Emu War.
That's their best contribution.
 BTFO
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