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The Flood / Re: Snuggling Role Play Thread
« on: January 06, 2015, 08:23:58 PM »
*Fucks all your bitches*

will you have sex with me Bill Cosby zip zopbity bobity bop
bill let me love you

oh bill cosby....

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The Flood / Re: Snuggling Role Play Thread
« on: January 06, 2015, 08:22:04 PM »
*Fucks all your bitches*

will you have sex with me Bill Cosby zip zopbity bobity bop

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The Flood / Re: Snuggling Role Play Thread
« on: January 06, 2015, 08:19:41 PM »
*comes in soaking wet*

I'm really cold and I need a way to warm up, can you help me?

Ye

*hugs you tight*

Come on

I'll run you a bath
Thanks, you can join me if you want.

*joins you*
*squeezes up against you*
*starts stroking thigh*

That feels nice, doesn't it?

*lets out contained moan*
Here, let me wash your back.

*turns over*
*starts massaging soap into your back*

*slowly works my way down your back*

*tries so hard to contain moans*
*starts to massage around your legs and groin*

*starts teasing you*

*strokes your arm*
*brings your face close to mine*
Your lips are so beautiful.

*begins to passionately kiss*

*can't contain it anymore*
*sticks tongue deep into your mouth*
*moans*
Dad?
What are you doing?

Uh

Go play with your games Jimmy!
This looks like a lot more fun though.
I could get the rope and tie you up like the way you always ask me to.

*moment of indecision*

Uh
No
Not today
How about the riding crop?

*can't hold back anymore*

Oh come here

*embraces in tongue deep kiss*

Ngh, buh daddeh, whac aboth the widing cwop?

Shut up and kiss me back
*tenderly caresses your tongue with my own*

Stick your tongue out

O fuck...

*moans in pleasure*

Stick your tongue out!
*sticks tongue out*

that tongue was in my anus btw

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The Flood / Re: Snuggling Role Play Thread
« on: January 06, 2015, 08:17:01 PM »
holy batman this thread
*aggressively tongues your anus*

Oh Bill! Oh Bill Cosby!

7056
The Flood / Re: Snuggling Role Play Thread
« on: January 06, 2015, 08:14:45 PM »
holy batman this thread

7057
The Flood / Re: Snuggling Role Play Thread
« on: January 06, 2015, 08:05:56 PM »
Holy shit where did I leave my clothes.

Buried under that pile of semen.

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The Flood / Re: Snuggling Role Play Thread
« on: January 06, 2015, 08:00:06 PM »
Oh god. This thread is getting too weird, even for me. BYE BYE!

Stay bby

but it's just a RP of the gross kind of gay sex coupled with rapey vipes

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The Flood / Re: nice meme
« on: January 06, 2015, 07:58:31 PM »

7060
The Flood / Re: Snuggling Role Play Thread
« on: January 06, 2015, 07:56:37 PM »
Oh god. This thread is getting too weird, even for me. BYE BYE!

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The Flood / Re: Snuggling Role Play Thread
« on: January 06, 2015, 07:51:56 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Snuggling Role Play Thread
« on: January 06, 2015, 07:50:13 PM »
Gay role play thread.
Super
duper
mega
yber
hyper
gay thread

*whips out my shiny, glistening penis and gestures you to massage it*

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The Flood / Re: Snuggling Role Play Thread
« on: January 06, 2015, 07:48:46 PM »

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The Flood / Re: FIRST ONE TO FREESTYLE
« on: January 06, 2015, 07:47:01 PM »
9/11

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The Flood / Re: Snuggling Role Play Thread
« on: January 06, 2015, 07:46:02 PM »
*a bunch of old, fat, hairy men enter the building*

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The Flood / Re: Snuggling Role Play Thread
« on: January 06, 2015, 07:42:53 PM »
By the way this thread has absolutely nothing to do with "snuggling".

It's mostly rape and gay sexual acts.

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The Flood / Re: Snuggling Role Play Thread
« on: January 06, 2015, 07:40:50 PM »
for a snuggle roleplay there sure is a lot of gay rape huh

but I was told it was just snuggling...

It can be

*extends arms*

*pulls out an assault rifle and points it at you*

Sadface

Bend over or you're swiss cheese.

*tries to conceal the fact that I want to bend over*

No

*turns out to be a nuke that looks like a penis in disguise, detonates*

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The Flood / Re: Snuggling Role Play Thread
« on: January 06, 2015, 07:40:04 PM »
oh btw i have aids

are you hiv positive about that

get it, lol, hiv positive and positive

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The Flood / Re: Snuggling Role Play Thread
« on: January 06, 2015, 07:39:17 PM »
for a snuggle roleplay there sure is a lot of gay rape huh

but I was told it was just snuggling...

It can be

*extends arms*

*pulls out an assault rifle and points it at you*

Sadface

Bend over or you're swiss cheese.

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The Flood / Re: Snuggling Role Play Thread
« on: January 06, 2015, 07:38:03 PM »
for a snuggle roleplay there sure is a lot of gay rape huh

but I was told it was just snuggling...

It can be

*extends arms*

*pulls out an assault rifle and points it at you*

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The Flood / Re: Snuggling Role Play Thread
« on: January 06, 2015, 07:36:23 PM »
for a snuggle roleplay there sure is a lot of gay rape huh

but I was told it was just snuggling...

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The Flood / Re: which is bigger
« on: January 06, 2015, 07:25:47 PM »
why is it ending in 2042

that's too short

7074
The Flood / Re: bad forum habits
« on: January 06, 2015, 07:25:13 PM »
This happens to me too.

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The Flood / Re: Fact
« on: January 06, 2015, 06:25:29 PM »
Alright, junior.

Where'sh thish lishard lady then? Fan out men, we've got a reptile to kill.

Psy..? is that you?

No laddie, It'sh me. Captain Shean Connery of the 21sht I got a call from thish shtrange little duck like fellow. He wash quite agitated and requeshted a favour to help fight shome short of a reptile lady. Sho here I am, ready to blow up thish here bridge.

why do you type like you have alcohol poisoning

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The Flood / Re: I'm a Mourner, AMA
« on: January 06, 2015, 06:24:41 PM »
Are you into men?
I just do my job and take away those who are infected with the plague.

That's pretty autistic.

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The Flood / Re: I'm a Mourner, AMA
« on: January 06, 2015, 06:22:45 PM »
Are you into men?

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The Flood / Re: Ama
« on: January 06, 2015, 06:16:00 PM »
would you not rape or murder me if I gave you money
i'm gonna rape you regardless, but i won't murder you for a few bucks

oh

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The Flood / Re: Fact
« on: January 06, 2015, 06:14:15 PM »
ITT: Fatty fatters
We all know you're pretty round yourself.
Well you know. I can only fit into year 10 girls clothes....  It's quite depressing and I want to kill myself.
Er, thanks for my daily laugh >.>

its k
It's not funny.


I want to die.
Heh..
It's all a joke. Killing myself because I'm small. Don't worry.

But still doesn't change the fact I feel like this

I've been losing a lot of weight, my pants don't fit my waist like they used to.
I wear girl jeans.....
People think I wear girl jeans..

>implying you're not a girl
Lets not do this again.

do what

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The Flood / Re: Fact
« on: January 06, 2015, 06:11:54 PM »
ITT: Fatty fatters
We all know you're pretty round yourself.
Well you know. I can only fit into year 10 girls clothes....  It's quite depressing and I want to kill myself.
Er, thanks for my daily laugh >.>

its k
It's not funny.


I want to die.
Heh..
It's all a joke. Killing myself because I'm small. Don't worry.

But still doesn't change the fact I feel like this

I've been losing a lot of weight, my pants don't fit my waist like they used to.
I wear girl jeans.....
People think I wear girl jeans..

>implying you're not a girl

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