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7021
The Flood / Re: AIDS and ebola?
« on: January 07, 2015, 02:55:30 PM »
This was funny

...was? WAS? WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING

7022
The Flood / Re: Who are the smart ones?
« on: January 07, 2015, 02:54:41 PM »
I'd like to think I'm a pretty intelligent, logical person. Yeah, I act like a retarded chimp on here, but I know a lot about astronomy, biology and chemistry.

I'm actually a really awkward guy that loves Anatomy too much, apparently its really weird to enjoy looking at the organs, tissue, ect... in a cadaver :s

I enjoy that very much so as well. I also have a habit of watching a lot of gore videos. It's interesting. A morbid curiosity.

7023
The Flood / Re: ryle's banned
« on: January 07, 2015, 02:53:39 PM »
InbNumbNiggergitsbanned

homophobe

7024
The Flood / Re: I never take showers
« on: January 07, 2015, 02:52:06 PM »
My sister keeps one in the shower and I have no idea what the hell you're supposed to do with it

 Put it on your head? Put soap in it and scrub yourself???

I use a luffa, too. You put soap on it and scrub yourself. It's far more effective than doing it by hand.
So... a washcloth?

Also I never use soap when I take a shower and I'm perfectly clean.

Your skin feels far smoother when you use soap.

Also, I like smelling like bubblegum, so I guess that's another reason why I use soap.
I think I prefer my manly roughness.

>Dustin
>Manly

Pick one, because you can't have both

Would giraffe be a more fitting term?

7025
Serious / Re: AMA--philosophy edition
« on: January 07, 2015, 02:51:40 PM »
How does it feel knowing that studying philosophy is equivalent to playing video games in terms of utility?

Agreed.

7026
The Flood / Re: I never take showers
« on: January 07, 2015, 02:50:10 PM »
My sister keeps one in the shower and I have no idea what the hell you're supposed to do with it

 Put it on your head? Put soap in it and scrub yourself???

I use a luffa, too. You put soap on it and scrub yourself. It's far more effective than doing it by hand.
So... a washcloth?

Also I never use soap when I take a shower and I'm perfectly clean.

Your skin feels far smoother when you use soap.

Also, I like smelling like bubblegum, so I guess that's another reason why I use soap.
I think I prefer my manly roughness.

I think I prefer my femboy softness.

7027
The Flood / Re: Who are the smart ones?
« on: January 07, 2015, 02:49:43 PM »
I'd like to think I'm a pretty intelligent, logical person. Yeah, I act like a retarded chimp on here, but I know a lot about astronomy, biology and chemistry.

7028
The Flood / Re: ryle's banned
« on: January 07, 2015, 02:47:59 PM »

7029
The Flood / Re: Tru Turquoise?
« on: January 07, 2015, 02:47:34 PM »
The list grows

get it

grows

hahaaaa

7030
Septagon / Re: Where do you guys get your profile pics?
« on: January 07, 2015, 02:46:42 PM »
I found this on /b/

7031
The Flood / Re: I never take showers
« on: January 07, 2015, 02:45:52 PM »
My sister keeps one in the shower and I have no idea what the hell you're supposed to do with it

 Put it on your head? Put soap in it and scrub yourself???

I use a luffa, too. You put soap on it and scrub yourself. It's far more effective than doing it by hand.
So... a washcloth?

Also I never use soap when I take a shower and I'm perfectly clean.

Your skin feels far smoother when you use soap.

Also, I like smelling like bubblegum, so I guess that's another reason why I use soap.

7032
The Flood / ryle's banned
« on: January 07, 2015, 02:44:42 PM »
pls unban, you guys are being pretty MAD right now

7033
The Flood / Re: Casper
« on: January 07, 2015, 02:43:12 PM »
I wouldn't spoon with Casper.

Spoiler
Things I never will say

7034
The Flood / Re: I never take showers
« on: January 07, 2015, 02:42:17 PM »
My sister keeps one in the shower and I have no idea what the hell you're supposed to do with it

 Put it on your head? Put soap in it and scrub yourself???

I use a luffa, too. You put soap on it and scrub yourself. It's far more effective than doing it by hand.

7035
The Flood / Re: BAHAHAHAHA stay mad, Muhammed haters
« on: January 07, 2015, 02:40:55 PM »
ALLAH IS GREAT

ALLAH IS GREAT

INFIDELS MUST DIE

7037
The Flood / Re: Digger?
« on: January 07, 2015, 02:28:48 PM »
oh

7038
The Flood / Re: is this map accurate
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:50:55 AM »
>sandniggers
um, ew

DO YOU HAVE PROBLEM WITH ISLAM

GOD IS GREAT

7039
The Flood / is this map accurate
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:47:48 AM »


fucking tell me motherfuckers

7040
The Flood / Re: all right
« on: January 06, 2015, 09:18:17 PM »
fine

7041
The Flood / all right
« on: January 06, 2015, 09:17:04 PM »
okay then

7042
The Flood / Re: To those lucky 20! All aboard!
« on: January 06, 2015, 09:07:51 PM »
I'm going to eat some popcorn that's in a funny position on my lap.
come sit with icy, kupo, and i.

where the hell is casper, i'm not sitting with you losers
he's not here, come to us so we can use your BOYPUSSY

but I'm a top, not a bottom...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

what is it nigger

7043
The Flood / Re: To those lucky 20! All aboard!
« on: January 06, 2015, 09:05:45 PM »
I'm going to eat some popcorn that's in a funny position on my lap.
come sit with icy, kupo, and i.

where the hell is casper, i'm not sitting with you losers
he's not here, come to us so we can use your BOYPUSSY

but I'm a top, not a bottom...

7044
The Flood / Re: To those lucky 20! All aboard!
« on: January 06, 2015, 09:05:06 PM »
I'm going to eat some popcorn that's in a funny position on my lap.
come sit with icy, kupo, and i.

where the hell is casper, i'm not sitting with you losers
I'm here bby

yay

7045
The Flood / Re: To those lucky 20! All aboard!
« on: January 06, 2015, 09:03:41 PM »
I'm going to eat some popcorn that's in a funny position on my lap.
come sit with icy, kupo, and i.

where the hell is casper, i'm not sitting with you losers

7046
The Flood / Re: To those lucky 20! All aboard!
« on: January 06, 2015, 09:01:26 PM »
I'm going to eat some popcorn that's in a funny position on my lap.

7047
The Flood / Re: Snuggling Role Play Thread
« on: January 06, 2015, 08:43:29 PM »
*Fucks all your bitches*

will you have sex with me Bill Cosby zip zopbity bobity bop
bill let me love you

oh bill cosby....
zip zop

bopity bop
ZIP ZOP BIPITY BOP ME HARDER

ZIP ZIP ZIP ZOP ZOP ZOP ZOP ZOP ZOP ZOP ZOP
OOOOOOOH YEEEEESSSSSS CHOCOLATE PUDDING

*turns into optimus prime and shoots your face off with a semen gun*

7048
ok

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