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6991
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:43:18 AM »
Well, it's the 8th for me here, so it's my birthday today. I'm 19 now.
6992
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:42:27 AM »
Addicted to this mix. I like listening to it while jogging or playing Warframe.
damn, i enjoyed that a lot more than i thought i would.
I enjoy it a lot more than I thought I would have. It's just fantastic. Definitely the best mix I have ever found.
6993
« on: January 07, 2015, 07:39:59 PM »
I call being the "straight" soldier who ends up getting caught having sex with Casper in one of the bunk beds.
6994
« on: January 07, 2015, 07:31:14 PM »
i meant to say nigger lol
6995
« on: January 07, 2015, 07:30:37 PM »
Why should I?
Why shouldn't you?
Why do you care?
6996
« on: January 07, 2015, 07:29:00 PM »
It's always great because Psy's edits are hilarious
6997
« on: January 07, 2015, 07:25:26 PM »
I love the JIDF with all my heart
kek
6998
« on: January 07, 2015, 07:20:23 PM »
It's funny because it's literally London. The condition of the buildings are the same and everything.
And the parades of ISIS too, don't forget them.
How could I forget those jolly comrades?
6999
« on: January 07, 2015, 07:19:50 PM »
Juuuuust so we are all clear and so I don't have to spent the rest of the evening filling out warning forms <______<
Those jokes must not be made outside of anarchy, I've been over this already with several of you >.>
It makes my job tedious, so pls don't ;-;
Or do so with gusto! So you get bant.
lol
As a britbong of the nanny state I feel obligated to inform you that eating with gusto is not to be encouraged. It leads to a terrible irreversible health condition known as 'Yankitis' :/
"Nanny knows best"
7000
« on: January 07, 2015, 07:17:47 PM »
It's funny because it's literally London. The condition of the buildings are the same and everything.
7001
« on: January 07, 2015, 07:12:27 PM »
Ulker was eating his second lunch at the food court when he saw it. Across the room, walking through the food court were two men holding hands. This enraged Ulker. Ulker hated homosexuals more than anything in the world. If he couldn't find love with a woman, why should some fag find love with a man? There were few things in the world that he would let interrupt his meals, and this was one of them. He dropped his McRib sandwich down onto his plate, and struggled to stand up. It took a few tries, but he was finally able to push himself out of his chair and onto his feet. He adjusted his badge, making sure that it was straight, and then he boarded his segway. He turned on the segway's flashers, and started towards them.
“Weee-ooooh! Weee-ooooh! Weeee-oooooh!” he cried. The mall couldn't afford actual sirens for its security staff, so this would have to do.
He drove through the crowded food court and was able to cut the trio off right before the exit. He turned off his segway and carefully stepped off it, taking care not to lose his balance. After catching his breath, he looked at the couple and snarled.
“How dare you bring that perversion into my mall? I should have you faggots arrested for this!” he said.
“What are you talking about, fatass?” said Casper. “We aren't doing anything wrong. And even if we were, you're just a fat sack of shit mall cop. What could you do about it?”
It was true. He was a fat mall cop. He was always a bit pudgy, but after failing his police academy exam twenty-seven consecutive times, he slipped into a deep depression in which he used food as a coping mechanism. He weighed close to 600 pounds, now. He was right on the edge of his segway's capacity, and he had to sign a paper promising to pay for a new one if his weight broke it.
Ulker, still huffing from the 50 foot segway ride, snarled once more and actually charged at Casper. Because of his weight, though, he wasn't able to move very fast, and Casper simply stepped out of the way. Ulker tumbled past him and fell onto his stomach. As he struggled to push himself off of the floor, the trio broke out into laughter.
“I guess everyone on Sep7agon was right. You really are a fat loser!” Autismo exclaimed.
“He is, isn't he.” Casper rustled Autismo's hair and gave his Digger a slap on the ass.
As the three walked away from the crumpled mass of gyrating fat on the ground, Autismo smiled to himself. While what happened to me was awful, he thought, it certainly could have been worse. He looked forward to sharing his experiences on the forums later that night.
For now, though, he was content to enjoy the company of his two new friends as they walked back to Casper's car, and towards the setting sun.
7002
« on: January 07, 2015, 07:08:58 PM »
7003
« on: January 07, 2015, 07:00:04 PM »
I was out of town and staying in a hotel. My first arranged hookup fell through at the last minute. I was so horny and didn't just want to crank one out, so I started looking through the 'runner-up' emails from my posting. I found an email from a guy who just sent a picture of his cock, claiming it was his only photo. It was a GIANT dick, so I threw caution into the wind and called him up, inviting him over for some fun. He showed up within 30 minutes. He looked MUCH older than he claimed to be (said he was 32, looked to be 45+) and dressed like Steve Urkel. Oh well. I let him into the room. I told him I was only down for oral. He gave me the worst head, was constantly hurting my dick with his teeth, was gagging on my average sized penis. I told him enough was enough. I'll just jack off. He whipped out his dick and it was as large as promised. Biggest one I've ever seen. Too bad it never got hard. Not even a little. I agreed to try some mutual masturbation. He jacked me off to completion, but I never got him hard. I then asked him to leave.
7004
« on: January 07, 2015, 06:57:17 PM »
haha
7005
« on: January 07, 2015, 06:56:01 PM »
Tell me where you live then so I can come find you
7006
« on: January 07, 2015, 06:54:34 PM »
Well did you nigga no playin dog I'd legit massacre you I ain't a bitch nigga lets meet up and fight nigga
7007
« on: January 07, 2015, 06:52:38 PM »
So did you all buy your Jessie toy, masturbate and cum on her face, then leave the room while you imagine all your other toys trying to console her while she cries, knowing she can't get the cum off her face because it would cause suspicion?
7008
« on: January 07, 2015, 06:47:17 PM »
So did you all buy your Jessie toy, masturbate and cum on her face, then leave the room while you imagine all your other toys trying to console her while she cries, knowing she can't get the cum off her face because it would cause suspicion?
7009
« on: January 07, 2015, 06:44:13 PM »
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7010
« on: January 07, 2015, 06:38:17 PM »
You shouldn't make fun of "Bring Your Plane To Work" day
oh
7011
« on: January 07, 2015, 06:35:06 PM »
 well
7012
« on: January 07, 2015, 06:31:25 PM »
7013
« on: January 07, 2015, 06:30:22 PM »
Guys, hunt down Verb's address and post it on 4Chan.
Spoiler only if you're an asshole of course. Well, you'd be T00F at least. 
7014
« on: January 07, 2015, 06:27:54 PM »
by the way this never happened
7015
« on: January 07, 2015, 06:26:07 PM »
At age 17, I lost my (gay/anal) virginity to a guy via casual encounters. He gave me directions to his hotel near the airport with details all the way down to which set of stairs to walk up. The level of detail creeped me out, so I chose my own route through the hotel. Knocked on his door & he let me in. Wanted to know why I didn't go the way he described. It was an odd start to the evening. He had thrown a towel over the desk lamp which provided some soft mood lighting. He was was older than me, buff, and looked Mediterranean. Looked just like his pictures, actually. He went in immediately for a kiss, but I pulled away. Just sex, I told him. We both undressed. He had a huge cock that I just wanted to play around with, bury my face in, and generally enjoy. He pretty much just wanted to stick it in my butt and I obliged. He positioned me like he wanted and tried sticking it in. Virgin ass can be awfully hard to penetrate and this guy wasn't being patient at all. He asked if this was my first time. "No. Of course not!" I told him. But I'm sure he could tell otherwise. He managed to get inside me and started thrusting mercilessly. I accidentally kicked a lamp off the bedside table with my involuntary flailing - had never had such an awesome sexual encounter. He came, but I didn't. He politely blew me to completion. I cleaned up, dressed, and was ready to leave. I commented on his folded scrubs sitting in his suitcase. Asked if he's a doctor or a nurse. Instead of being honest, he conflated his job into being some high-risk nuclear assignment. "So you fix nuclear imaging equipment?" He stuck to his bullshit description instead. Before leaving, he said he'd call me when he comes into town in a month. He never called or emailed.
7016
« on: January 07, 2015, 03:21:30 PM »
LOL DECI
>tfw when you have a shitty windows phone : (
i heard somewhere that windows phones have the highest customer satisfaction. i wouldnt be surprised; they're very user-friendly.
I use a Nokia Lumia. It's perfectly functional, but I get flak for it. Some nerdy sperglord dude obsessed with apple tried to start shit with me before.
>nerdy
>apple fan
Pick one.
Not like I really use my phone, anyway. I don't know why people find them so important.
7017
« on: January 07, 2015, 03:19:05 PM »
LOL DECI
>tfw when you have a shitty windows phone : (
i heard somewhere that windows phones have the highest customer satisfaction. i wouldnt be surprised; they're very user-friendly.
I use a Nokia Lumia. It's perfectly functional, but I get flak for it. Some nerdy sperglord dude obsessed with apple tried to start shit with me before.
7018
« on: January 07, 2015, 03:07:41 PM »
LOL DECI >tfw when you have a shitty windows phone : (
7019
« on: January 07, 2015, 03:06:31 PM »
Why do people actually pay for philosophy classes?
Why do people pay for art school? Why do people pay for liberal arts classes?
7020
« on: January 07, 2015, 02:59:52 PM »
morbid curiosity
Is that a thing?
...I wouldn't like to see an actual video of someone being killed right there...but I do watch the occasional saw series just to see that kind of stuff
That just doesn't do it for me anymore. Because I know it's not real, and inaccurate to what would actually happen.
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