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6601
« on: January 14, 2015, 01:03:57 PM »
Where's Casper?
Where's Noel?
6602
« on: January 14, 2015, 12:47:05 PM »
it's more like 600:0
there are literally no females here
Not to mention some male members chose female as their gender option.
6603
« on: January 14, 2015, 11:50:50 AM »
6604
« on: January 14, 2015, 11:48:58 AM »
Option 3 solely because of the word "Neutron".
6605
« on: January 14, 2015, 11:45:20 AM »
6606
« on: January 14, 2015, 11:44:14 AM »
Uhm, most people here, actually.
6607
« on: January 14, 2015, 11:42:09 AM »
No, I do not, and will not ever.
I'm only attracted to white people - and rarely asians.
how rarely
Really rare. And very specific, too. Like, they'd have to be the white kind of asian, for a start.
but not because you're racist?
God forbid I'm solely attracted to white people. I feel nothing when I look at a supposedly attractive black man/woman.
6608
« on: January 14, 2015, 11:38:22 AM »
6609
« on: January 14, 2015, 11:37:50 AM »
No, I do not, and will not ever.
I'm only attracted to white people - and rarely asians.
how rarely
Really rare. And very specific, too. Like, they'd have to be the white kind of asian, for a start.
6610
« on: January 14, 2015, 11:35:39 AM »
Not the funniest, but I kek'd pretty hard. 
6611
« on: January 14, 2015, 11:32:09 AM »
No, I do not, and will not ever.
I'm only attracted to white people - and rarely asians.
6612
« on: January 14, 2015, 11:30:42 AM »
A yank is a resident of the freest country in the world. Clapistan, YooEssAy. Yanks are known to be excessively loud and boorish. The most significant two fattributes of a yank are being Morbidly Obese and having enough guns to arm the country of Lithuania three times over. Typically uneducated religious fanatics who take pride in their zealous adoration of the CONSTITUTION WHICH SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED and also seeing how many african americans they can shoot in the street in 'self defence'.
Connoisseurs of all things deep fried, their average life expectancy is shrinking in direct correlation to their expanding waistlines. 50 Years ago most yanks could touch their toes, now most can't even see them.
Health Warning: Yanks become violent and begin to spasm and shake if you question their need to eat enough saturated fat to insulate a walrus in one sitting. Luckily their fury quickly subsides as the energy expended in moving their bloated limbs is too great for those who can no longer metabolise complex carbohydrates.
Sep7agon is infested with a high concentration of yanks, and despite the above information there are some(italics) tolerable yanks on this site. Not many, but a few.
The title 'Alright, for a yank' is the highest honour a britbong can bestow upon a former colonial.
The following WIP list documents the Yanks, and the 'Alright, for a yank' Yanks on this website. I completely lost it at Luckily their fury quickly subsides as the energy expended in moving their bloated limbs is too great for those who can no longer metabolise complex carbohydrates.
6613
« on: January 14, 2015, 06:06:19 AM »
only 90's kids will get this xD
90s music is the worst. The only true music is from the 70s.
What about 30s music?
6614
« on: January 14, 2015, 06:03:26 AM »
I find Norse Mythology/Norse Paganism/Asatru to be pretty interesting stuff. It's my go-to religion if I have to pick one to believe in.
6615
« on: January 14, 2015, 06:01:45 AM »
this new page needs one too
'Even members who don't fit the definition of loser become delusional and butthurt.'
Somebody needs to let me edit again.
That article is synonymous with conceited.
If the other one wasn't so full of shit, I might not of let my bias hang out quite so much. But I basically stuck to the facts regardless.
Lolk. Who is the butthurt on exactly?
Not this guy. Deal with it, matey.
If that helps you sleep at night.
Like a baby. Look, you've got no reason to be mad about this, I don't quite... understand. Did I take a sideways shit on some of your unpleasant little nerd mates around here? If you're sticking up for friends, that's kinda sweet and I'll let you have the last word.
6616
« on: January 14, 2015, 05:59:21 AM »
only 90's kids will get this xD
6617
« on: January 14, 2015, 05:34:16 AM »
Well I know I'm not you so I'm good to go.
BTFO
6618
« on: January 14, 2015, 05:31:55 AM »
6619
« on: January 14, 2015, 04:50:28 AM »
6620
« on: January 14, 2015, 04:36:47 AM »
Google is better
"Watch X film/TV online"
One jillion results.
And one jillion free viruses
Adblock and "internet common sense" FTW.
That still doesn't prevent it entirely.
6621
« on: January 14, 2015, 04:31:42 AM »
Google is better
"Watch X film/TV online"
One jillion results.
And one jillion free viruses
6622
« on: January 14, 2015, 04:19:13 AM »
6623
« on: January 14, 2015, 04:16:24 AM »
Yes. I've gotten my dog drunk a few times. He fucking loves alcohol - if you have any, he'll follow you around and beg for it.
6624
« on: January 13, 2015, 06:53:23 PM »
how high were you out of 10
I'd probably say close to 10. A mix of methamphetamine, cannabis, and magic mushrooms.
6625
« on: January 13, 2015, 06:49:35 PM »
So this morning when everyone was getting up, I made some coffee with grilled cheese sandwiches and sunny side up eggs on top of them, with a little mexican cheese sprinkled on top.
I gave a breakfast offering to Sobek, and no more than 20 seconds after giving it, the whole room was filled with a heavy scent of incense, even though I had not lit any for hours. Suddenly, even though I was sitting away from the plate, both of the eggs broke, and the juicy goodness ran over the sandwiches. I just continued meditating, and seeing what feelings and thoughts would come to mind.
Almost everything in my meditation seemed to be of sexual nature, and the loving kind of sexual nature, not the getting off kind, for some reason. I ended up falling asleep meditating, fully clothed, and sweated the rest of my flu out (hopefully). I get the feeling Sobek wants me to be his child, or rather alike his child. I do not know where to begin. I guess I will go off from the feelings and thoughts in my meditation of it being loving and sexual.
It is true that there are different types of intercourse. Fucking, which is using the individual, sex, which is sharing mutual pleasure, and making love which is intimacy with compassion.
6626
« on: January 13, 2015, 06:23:37 PM »
6627
« on: January 13, 2015, 06:21:13 PM »
Get removed.
Why don't you get removed?
6628
« on: January 13, 2015, 06:16:56 PM »
if god's not real then how come god's not real
checkmate, athiests
6629
« on: January 13, 2015, 06:06:41 PM »
That's a funny way of spelling Adolf Hitler.
6630
« on: January 13, 2015, 06:05:53 PM »
I'll need time to think about this response I'm going to conjure.
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