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The Flood / Re: wtf
« on: January 18, 2015, 12:18:21 PM »
Im not sure they understand the picture they just took

That seems to be the case, lol

I imagine them looking back one day in horror.

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The Flood / Re: why do people like Clint Eastwood
« on: January 18, 2015, 12:16:18 PM »
His only redeeming value is the fact that he makes good movies.

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The Flood / Re: Moving to colorado, parents got me a new laptop...
« on: January 18, 2015, 12:14:41 PM »
Come on dude, they spent $1000 on you. It's the thought that counts?

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The Flood / wtf
« on: January 18, 2015, 09:48:08 AM »


why

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The Flood / Re: Keep An Eye On Your Sanity
« on: January 18, 2015, 09:46:28 AM »
ok

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The Flood / Re: I'm going to shower, AMA
« on: January 18, 2015, 09:15:47 AM »
will you play with yourself in there

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The Flood / Re: Has anyone ever been mostly interested in guys...
« on: January 18, 2015, 09:13:41 AM »
Has anyone fapped to nonstop gay porn for a month to make sure they didn't like it?

Just to make sure you weren't gay and that you didn't enjoy it.

I decided to watch gay porn for about a month. Every day at least 2 times, and I would force myself to fap to it. After ejaculation I would ask myself a series of questions about whether or not I liked it and analyze my feelings afterward. There was one point where I almost liked it, but in the end i think that was just because the guy looked really feminine. After that month I started watching regular porn and lesbian porn but I wasn't very moved by it in my spirit. I studied some charts and diagrams and made some questions on yahoo answers looking for the answer to satisfy my needs.
Yes! Yes! Let us laugh! Laugh at the misfortune of others! HA! HAHA! LOL! I am going to post a naked banana! Won't that just be hilarity personified? HAHA! Look! It's a meme of the twin towers! Thousands of great people died! HA! So much win! Such lulz!

You "people" are a degenerate lot. I hope at some point in your lives, you take a look around at the world around you and pause; look at the faces of those passing by. They are just like you! They want to love and to be loved! Not to be exploited by virginal neckbeards! Not to be the laughing stock of the net! These are real people you're laughing at! It is sickening. It is sickening.

>>Please do not twist my words into a new meme text. This is getting out of hand. I do not understand the mentality of you people... at all.

I had the funniest encounter with a brony last night at a concert. I was there, jumping along with everyone else, and just generally having a good time, when I noticed this brony in a fursuit next to me with the words "Bronies FTW" printed on the front. The world around me seemed to slow down to a crawl as I remembered all of the annoying bitching these assholes did to me on the internet for giving them the hate they so richly deserve, but now, they were out of the safe territory of the internet, and I saw my chance. Vision practically tinted red, I reached over, and ripped the shitty attempt at a rainbow dash head off of that faggot, revealing the most repulsive, acne covered, three-inch thick glasses wearing, foot long hair covered face that I had ever seen. Obviously stunning him, I then loudly screamed in his face: "Yiff in hell, furfag!" As I ripped the poorly sewn eyes off of the unholy object, the little shit who once wore it with pride ran away like the little pussy he is after that. Let this be a message to all bronies: "You may be safe on the internet, but the minute you set foot outside in the real world, expect the full fury of society upon you. Your kind is not welcome here, and will be properly exterminated should it ever appear."

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The Flood / Re: Has anyone ever been mostly interested in guys...
« on: January 18, 2015, 08:45:10 AM »
Has anyone fapped to nonstop gay porn for a month to make sure they didn't like it?

Just to make sure you weren't gay and that you didn't enjoy it.

I decided to watch gay porn for about a month. Every day at least 2 times, and I would force myself to fap to it. After ejaculation I would ask myself a series of questions about whether or not I liked it and analyze my feelings afterward. There was one point where I almost liked it, but in the end i think that was just because the guy looked really feminine. After that month I started watching regular porn and lesbian porn but I wasn't very moved by it in my spirit. I studied some charts and diagrams and made some questions on yahoo answers looking for the answer to satisfy my needs.

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The Flood / Re: I'm about to spam memes and anime, AMA
« on: January 18, 2015, 08:35:24 AM »


Look! Haha! It's a man in a rabbit costume holding cabbages! Aren't I hilarious?



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The Flood / Re: challenger is yelling at me because I'm mad
« on: January 18, 2015, 08:33:02 AM »
If you are going to insult other people on an internet forum you are incredibly pathetic. Doesn't matter what you call it really, it's all pathetic.

LOL

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The Flood / Re: I'm about to spam memes and anime, AMA
« on: January 18, 2015, 08:31:46 AM »


Look! Haha! It's a man in a rabbit costume holding cabbages! Aren't I hilarious?

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The Flood / Re: challenger is yelling at me because I'm mad
« on: January 18, 2015, 08:29:21 AM »
>mfw this thread


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The Flood / An experiment for you to try
« on: January 18, 2015, 07:54:24 AM »
1. Open up google image search
2. Type your real name in and add "the hedgehog" after it.

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The Flood / Re: >god
« on: January 17, 2015, 08:47:10 PM »
hey athiests

if gods not real then how come gods not real

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The Flood / Re: das boot
« on: January 17, 2015, 08:38:26 PM »

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The Flood / Re: I'm calling out Kernel Kraut
« on: January 17, 2015, 08:37:00 PM »
FUCK HIM

AND FUCK THAT NUMB DIGGER GUY TOO, LOL, WHAT A FAGGOT

HE SHOULD KILL HIMSELF

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The Flood / das boot
« on: January 17, 2015, 08:36:17 PM »

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The Flood / Re: so lonely...
« on: January 17, 2015, 08:32:37 PM »
you all get to go about your happy lives... what do i get? I am nothing more than a passing thought. some of you may even say ohhhh what a pity. Then go and laugh and have fun with your friends. I don't get to be happy. I just go about my usual business feeling always lonely, always agitated. everyone else is just so content to mock me... it's a wonder why i see people outside, their faces, as just an offensive sight. I know what people actually think from the unfiltered banter of the internet. I really despise the human race. Human beings are just selfish... everywhere I look I see someone who is egotistical and it is really sad to me.

My life is far from fucking happy. You aren't the only one in the world with problems.
get over yourself.

Wow, you really, really should stop speaking to that mirror. Holy shit, lol
get over yourself.


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The Flood / Re: so lonely...
« on: January 17, 2015, 08:31:34 PM »
you all get to go about your happy lives... what do i get? I am nothing more than a passing thought. some of you may even say ohhhh what a pity. Then go and laugh and have fun with your friends. I don't get to be happy. I just go about my usual business feeling always lonely, always agitated. everyone else is just so content to mock me... it's a wonder why i see people outside, their faces, as just an offensive sight. I know what people actually think from the unfiltered banter of the internet. I really despise the human race. Human beings are just selfish... everywhere I look I see someone who is egotistical and it is really sad to me.

My life is far from fucking happy. You aren't the only one in the world with problems.
get over yourself.

Wow, you really, really should stop speaking to that mirror. Holy shit, lol

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The Flood / Re: so lonely...
« on: January 17, 2015, 08:28:39 PM »
you all get to go about your happy lives... what do i get? I am nothing more than a passing thought. some of you may even say ohhhh what a pity. Then go and laugh and have fun with your friends. I don't get to be happy. I just go about my usual business feeling always lonely, always agitated. everyone else is just so content to mock me... it's a wonder why i see people outside, their faces, as just an offensive sight. I know what people actually think from the unfiltered banter of the internet. I really despise the human race. Human beings are just selfish... everywhere I look I see someone who is egotistical and it is really sad to me.

My life is far from fucking happy. You aren't the only one in the world with problems.

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The Flood / Re: Pet thread
« on: January 17, 2015, 08:18:38 PM »
Uhm, I have a pet scorpion and a pet tarantula, if they count.
post them they're cool

Scorpion:

Shes a olive keeled banded flat rock scorp.

Tarantula:

This one was taken a few months ago, her tank is clean now. She's a chilean rose, and I've had her 8 years.
scorpion is dope, I'm not about that spider life. 8 years seems super long!

I've heard they can live up to 30+ years haha

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The Flood / Re: Pet thread
« on: January 17, 2015, 08:17:13 PM »
Uhm, I have a pet scorpion and a pet tarantula, if they count.
post them they're cool

Scorpion:

Shes a olive keeled banded flat rock scorp.

Tarantula:

This one was taken a few months ago, her tank is clean now. She's a chilean rose, and I've had her 8 years.

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The Flood / Re: Pet thread
« on: January 17, 2015, 08:09:23 PM »
Uhm, I have a pet scorpion and a pet tarantula, if they count.

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The Flood / Re: The most cringeworthy thing I've ever seen
« on: January 17, 2015, 08:08:26 PM »
You should have left the names in so we could email them.

This isn't OC unfortunately. I totally would, though.

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The Flood / Re: so lonely...
« on: January 17, 2015, 08:06:44 PM »

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The Flood / Re: so lonely...
« on: January 17, 2015, 08:05:06 PM »
has anyone fapped to nonstop gay porn for a month to make sure they didn't like it? Just to make sure you weren't gay and that you didn't enjoy it. I decided to watch gay porn for about a month. Every day at least 2 times, and I would force myself to fap to it. After ejaculation I would ask myself a series of questions about whether or not I liked it and analyze my feelings afterward. There was one point where I almost liked it, but in the end i think that was just because the guy looked really feminine. After that month I started watching regular porn and lesbian porn but I wasn't very moved by it in my spirit. I studied some charts and diagrams and made some questions on yahoo answers looking for the answer to satisfy my needs.

Yes! Yes! Let us laugh! Laugh at the misfortune of others! HA! HAHA! LOL! I am going to post a naked banana! Won't that just be hilarity personified? HAHA! Look! It's a meme of the twin towers! Thousands of great people died! HA! So much win! Such lulz!

You "people" are a degenerate lot. I hope at some point in your lives, you take a look around at the world around you and pause; look at the faces of those passing by. They are just like you! They want to love and to be loved! Not to be exploited by virginal neckbeards! Not to be the laughing stock of the net! These are real people you're laughing at! It is sickening. It is sickening.

>>Please do not twist my words into a new meme text. This is getting out of hand. I do not understand the mentality of you people... at all.

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The Flood / Re: so lonely...
« on: January 17, 2015, 08:01:17 PM »
Well go out and get kidnapped
I love people like you. people who read and then 2 seconds later make a reply to get first comment. it's brilliant, I applaud you... get raped.
Implying I didn't read the whole thing and just laughed. Get raped and killed.

I promise I won't ever rape or kill you!
nani

I'm just saying so.....

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