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The Flood / I'm really good at
« on: January 18, 2015, 05:38:55 PM »

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The Flood / Re: I cringed
« on: January 18, 2015, 05:29:09 PM »
that's you isn't it

no, lol

What's even cringier about this image is the fact that on the deviantart account it was posted on, there was some weird father-son incest roleplay in the comments.

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The Flood / I cringed
« on: January 18, 2015, 05:20:27 PM »


I have cringed to this cringe image. You might be wondering, "What about that is cringe? Looks like an ordinary guy to me." Well, the man in the photograph is a My Little Pony fan. That automatically makes this a cringe image, even if he is not currently doing anything typically considered cringe-worthy.

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The Flood / my mario OC
« on: January 18, 2015, 05:07:07 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Why does cheat even run this site
« on: January 18, 2015, 05:03:20 PM »
BECAUSE HE'S A NO GOOD DIRTY ROTTEN STINKIN NIGGER

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The Flood / Re: That Seahawks field goal fake sent chills up my spine
« on: January 18, 2015, 05:02:21 PM »
wtf are you all talking about
American Football.

why do you use rugby balls in football?

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The Flood / Re: You Are Now Sucking My Dick
« on: January 18, 2015, 05:01:40 PM »
Um, you're asian.
I would never.

WHAT ABOUT ME IM BLACK

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The Flood / Re: That Seahawks field goal fake sent chills up my spine
« on: January 18, 2015, 05:01:05 PM »
wtf are you all talking about

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The Flood / Re: 2013
« on: January 18, 2015, 04:59:18 PM »
Some kids have quite an imagination.

im 19 im a big boy

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The Flood / 2013
« on: January 18, 2015, 04:52:30 PM »
>2013
>create a fb page named :"sexy arab girls"
>fill it up with burqa women and arab shit
>nothing happens for a year
>2014
>the page have received some likes so i start posting
>maintain a good level of irony, the page description is:"Only the hottest and finest arab girls, my friends, but without lust so the infedels can't say we are hypocrites."
>90% of the likes i get are located in pakistan iraq and similar shit
>likes are constantly growing
>laugh my ass off for those stupid humanbombs who think they can see their 72 virgins in advance
>hit 1k likes
>i get a message in arab
>ignorethatshit.jpg
>another one
>ignoreventhat.gif
>another one & another one & another one...
>kebabpeople are going crazy
>I do not even understand what the fuck they're saying
>ohshit.pdf
>unidentified arab messages are literally raining in my inbox
>check like
>2.5k in a month
>start panic
>stop posting but like are rising like an arab dick that see my page
>5k
>i tell the whole story to my friends, they reccomend to delete the page
>i'm thinking about it, in the end i am attached to my islam community
>meanwhile i get an english message from abdullah something that more or less say: "make me editor and i will help you"
>a new admin could only help, and maybe i could finaly understand what a thousand of crazy mujahidin wrote me
>20/02/14 i decide to make abdullah something editor of Sexy Arab Girls
>20/02/14 i lost my page and my fellow 5k trusty arabs
>around 20/11/14 my page come back with 0 like
>wtf

mfw I was seen as a prophet by 5k arabs
mfw I lost the opportunity to call a jihad
mfw abdullah something was probably killed by my devoted arabs

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The Flood / Re: I'm moving out
« on: January 18, 2015, 04:44:41 PM »
Have fun!

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The Flood / Re: parents are paying me to go away...
« on: January 18, 2015, 04:43:34 PM »
Reported for harassment.

Reported for reporting.

This is getting annoying.






...by the way does it bother anyone else that Alan Rickman looks like Gemma from Sons of Anarchy in that picture?  Jesus.

LOL

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The Flood / Re: parents are paying me to go away...
« on: January 18, 2015, 04:35:48 PM »
niggers

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The Flood / Re: My parents fucking suck
« on: January 18, 2015, 04:26:32 PM »
my mum bought me a Ferrari instead of a Lamborghini, I fucking hate them

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The Flood / Gee Bill!
« on: January 18, 2015, 04:23:13 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Sorry Challenger my friend...
« on: January 18, 2015, 04:16:29 PM »
IT'S GONE OKAY

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The Flood / Re: rate my new meme
« on: January 18, 2015, 04:14:22 PM »
How do I remove this guys avatar? I really dont like looking at it q.q

*sips tea*

I can change it for you n_n

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The Flood / Re: rate my new meme
« on: January 18, 2015, 04:12:52 PM »
*Sigh*
Why do you insist on doing this?

It's a new meme!

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The Flood / rate my new meme
« on: January 18, 2015, 04:11:07 PM »
So I'm moving to colorado alone. I already brought this up last week I think. They point is that this thing fucking sucks. I can't use my mechanical keyboard on my laptop, because putting a keyboard in front of a tiny laptop is stupid. They got me a gaming laptop and apparently for 1000 dollars it was the best they could get. Fucking seriously? Fucking cheapskate Jew parents. It has such a fucking small screen though and I hate using the keyboard. The track pad sucks like my mom sucks dick on the corner to buy me shitty laptops. Also, look at how fucking retarded that windows 8 setup is. I dunno how I am going to go from using my fill size desktop computer to using that fucking laptop. My desktop is a couple years old and out of date. It's just that it's going to suck so fucking bad.

I dunno what to do. Should I send it back? I think I'm going to kill my parents. I mean it's only right after what they've done to me.

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The Flood / Re: Give me evidence
« on: January 18, 2015, 02:23:17 PM »


HOLY FUCK THIS MUST MEAN WE EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS

Evolution is retarded.

Why are we the only sentient beings on the planet? Why has nothing else evolved to be like us?

It's all evidence that we are created in His image.

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The Flood / Re: Give me evidence
« on: January 18, 2015, 02:16:32 PM »
I've yet to have anyone post evidence. The only things the non-believers can say is "HURR DURR THIS IS A PARODY YOU ARE A TROLL"

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The Flood / Re: Give me evidence
« on: January 18, 2015, 02:13:54 PM »
lolol meta is getting rekt by troles rite now lawlawlawl

I'm not a "troll", and this thread isn't a "parody".

I'm seriously looking for a non-believer to prove that the Almighty doesn't exist. Am I not allowed to make a serious inquiry?

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The Flood / Re: best girl thread
« on: January 18, 2015, 02:12:19 PM »


My favourite grill

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The Flood / Re: Give me evidence
« on: January 18, 2015, 02:09:58 PM »
Oh for fuck's sake. We're not having parodies in Serious now.

This isn't a parody. I'm seriously looking for evidence.

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If God's not real, then how come God's not real?

Checkmate, athiests.
If God's not real, then who wrote the Bible?

If God's not real, then who created people?

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The Flood / Give me evidence
« on: January 18, 2015, 02:07:48 PM »
Give me evidence to prove that God's not real.

I bet you can't, though, because it's just going to be God testing my faith.

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If God's not real, then how come God's not real?

Checkmate, athiests.

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Serious / Re: So, about Jesus
« on: January 18, 2015, 02:01:38 PM »
There's no way to know if the laws of physics are static. They could have been different 2000 years ago allowing for these things to happen, who really knows. But we mustn't be too ignorant of our ancestor's wisdom.

On the scale of the universe.... 2000 years is less than the blink of an eye.
Uhh... 2000 years is about a third of the Universe's history. Not even close to a "blink of an eye."

explain dinosaurs and dating rocks, then :^)
A test of our faith.

these memes are awesome dude!

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Serious / Re: So, about Jesus
« on: January 18, 2015, 02:00:19 PM »
There's no way to know if the laws of physics are static. They could have been different 2000 years ago allowing for these things to happen, who really knows. But we mustn't be too ignorant of our ancestor's wisdom.

On the scale of the universe.... 2000 years is less than the blink of an eye.
Uhh... 2000 years is about a third of the Universe's history. Not even close to a "blink of an eye."

explain dinosaurs and dating rocks, then :^)

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The Flood / Re: cheat added a cool feature to the site
« on: January 18, 2015, 01:52:51 PM »
You damn faggot I actually tried that in a thread of mine.


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