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The Flood / Re: Now everyone sit here and close your eyes.
« on: January 22, 2015, 09:25:58 AM »

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The Flood / Re: you die after about 80 of these
« on: January 22, 2015, 06:47:06 AM »
100 years is only 5,200 weeks lol

Or one billion, one hundred thirty six million, three hundred twenty thousand seconds.
the bigger number makes me feel less sad

Most people won't live to 100, though.

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The Flood / Re: you die after about 80 of these
« on: January 22, 2015, 06:44:43 AM »
100 years is only 5,200 weeks lol

Or three billion, one hundred thirty six million, three hundred twenty thousand seconds.

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Serious / Re: has anyone on this site had problems with substance abuse?
« on: January 22, 2015, 06:42:48 AM »
No, not really. I have tried weed before, didn't like it.

I guess alcohol? I drink pretty heavily when I drink.

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The Flood / Re: Now everyone sit here and close your eyes.
« on: January 22, 2015, 06:34:08 AM »
I'd find a knife in the kitchen and start murdering everyone.

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The Flood / Re: My Life As Stardust
« on: January 22, 2015, 06:25:00 AM »
wtf is this shit

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Quote
It probably appears transparent, but its an illusion. We still dont have answers to:
- How did Dr David Kelly die?
- Why did Robin Cook die a week after saying "There is no Al Qaeda"?
- What happened to the evidence that a paedophile ring operates at Westminster?
- Why cant we get to the bottom of the Prince Andrew sex scandal?
- Why did really go to war with Iraq when they had no WMD.

ANSWERS?

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The Flood / Re: LC is Lord Commissar?
« on: January 21, 2015, 07:31:39 PM »
It took me a long time to figure out who LC was.

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The Flood / Re: Yet Another Act Of Blatant Oppression From The Mods
« on: January 21, 2015, 07:31:06 PM »
I mean, not like I have any rights here, but it still raises some questions...

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The Flood / Re: I Want To Fuck Ryle
« on: January 21, 2015, 07:29:03 PM »
Facefucking is fun.

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The Flood / Re: Psy for site owner 2015
« on: January 21, 2015, 07:26:44 PM »
no
yes
Only if he permabans you.

It would be just the icing on the cake if you were permabanned again.

I can't believe I ever advocated your unbanning.

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The Flood / Re: Yet Another Act Of Blatant Oppression From The Mods
« on: January 21, 2015, 07:26:05 PM »
I posted a tranny joke about a dude who died recently, and my thread got locked. I made a post about it and it was quickly unlocked. I received absolutely no explanation as to why it was locked - for a joke that is probably more tame than what was in that "Dark Humour Thread" we had going on here one time.

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The Flood / Re: What was the most hipster person you saw?
« on: January 21, 2015, 07:15:32 PM »
Some dude with styled hair, skinny jeans, some shirt and a big fucking beard. I mean a Santa Claus beard. Oh, and those horrible fucking glasses, too. Who could forget those.
I saw a fat guy like that with a plaid shirt when I was out listening to some... psychobilly-esque folk punk band at a local bar.

This dude I saw was like mr.skeltal, though.

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The Flood / Re: Vocaroo thread? Vocaroo thread.
« on: January 21, 2015, 07:12:25 PM »

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The Flood / Re: What was the most hipster person you saw?
« on: January 21, 2015, 07:11:27 PM »
Some dude with styled hair, skinny jeans, some shirt and a big fucking beard. I mean a Santa Claus beard. Oh, and those horrible fucking glasses, too. Who could forget those.

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The Flood / Re: Past or Future You?
« on: January 21, 2015, 07:10:21 PM »
Past. I'd tell the fat cunt of all the mistakes he's made. I'd have lost the weight earlier, and so much more. God damn, I fucked my past up so badly that the remains of it still echo through my life.

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The Flood / Re: How do I stock market?
« on: January 21, 2015, 06:53:16 PM »
Stocks are a lot like gambling. I think I might get into it some point in the future, though. It's one of the few surefire ways to get rich.

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The Flood / Re: Sad story
« on: January 21, 2015, 06:49:37 PM »
Plastic bags and helium huh?

I can't actually take anything you say seriously with your avatar staring at me. It's just......

Yeah. It's a really good way to off yourself if you're serious about it. No pain, it's just like breathing normal air except you fall asleep. Affordable too.

You actually use a respirator mask hooked up to a tank of helium, though.

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The Flood / Sad story
« on: January 21, 2015, 06:41:33 PM »
Spoiler

This definitely hit a nerve or two this time. Holy jesus.

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The Flood / Re: Did you vote in this poll?
« on: January 21, 2015, 06:26:57 PM »
There's so many other people who need to be permabanned first.

Like you.

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The Flood / Re: dolan no
« on: January 21, 2015, 06:16:11 PM »
psy says he's gonna ban you for making these threads

yee

Oh no, I'm so terrified at my loss of access to an obscure internet forum.

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The Flood / dolan no
« on: January 21, 2015, 06:11:47 PM »

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It seems like a pretty consistent theme thus far, people are sick of the really shitty shitposts.

Actually I'm not being serious, I was just trying to see if I could get people to bring up Jeff the Killer


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It seems like a pretty consistent theme thus far, people are sick of the really shitty shitposts.

This will probably be taken as a leading question by some (icy) but still

Would you all rather see things like maths/science threads moved from serious to the flood, or shitposts (really dire ones) being locked?
And which do you see as improving the flood more?

The latter. Maths and science should go in serious, and shitposting shouldn't be allowed.

Completely getting rid of shitposting would kill activity. It doesn't take a genius to know that.

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You can't axe shitposts, that's the problem.
If you do, you're no fun nazis and no one will want to come here, but I think keeping a better eye on it, just merging threads and having some sort punishment for people consistently making shitpost threads might do something to help that.

It doesn't need to change much though, Serious only needs to be kept for Political/Religious discussion so to keep massive shitposting out of those threads.
this. Some needs to be allowed. I hate to use my own thread as an example, but my Trusday song lyrics thread. Was it a shitpost? Yeah probably. Was it funny and garner more funny posts? Yeah.

Okay what about my "I'm about to spam anime, Ama" or 70% of elegaic's threads that are just lyrics or fox pictures? Those should have been locked because they're just stupid

Agreed, stuff like Elegiac's threads are pretty stupid. Even worse than some of mine at times.

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It would be nice to see shitposts with literally no discussion value be axed.

Just posting a picture with a "lol" or something isn't really worth anyone's time.

Posting pictures or GIFs tends to spark discussion, though. As long as it's not stupid unfunny shit.

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Threads that are literally just a single word like "lol" or a "." should be locked. Admittedly, I am guilty of doing this before, but I wouldn't mind to see it gone.

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The Flood / Re: Anyone here a fan on future synth/synthwave music?
« on: January 21, 2015, 04:30:58 PM »
Synthwave sounds very similar to New Retro Wave.

YouTube

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Just wakin up in the mornin gotta thank God
I don't know but today seems kinda odd
No barkin from the dog, no smog
And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog (damn)
I got my grub on, but didn't pig out
Finally got a call from a girl I wanna dig out
(Whassup?) Hooked it up for later as I hit the do'
Thinkin will I live, another twenty-fo'
I gotta go cause I got me a drop top
And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop
Had to stop, at a red light
Lookin in my mirror and not a jacker in sight
And everything is alright
I got a beep from Kim, and she can fuck all night
Called up the homies and I'm askin y'all
Which park, are y'all playin basketball?
Get me on the court and I'm trouble
Last week fucked around and got a triple double
Freakin niggaz everyway like M.J.
I can't believe, today was a good day (shit!)

Drove to the pad and hit the showers
Didn't even get no static from the cowards
Cause just yesterday them fools tried to blast me
Saw the police and they rolled right past me
No flexin, didn't even look in a nigga's direction
as I ran the intersection
Went to $hort Dog's house, they was watchin Yo! MTV Raps
What's the haps on the craps?
Shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em
Roll 'em in a circle of niggaz and watch me break 'em
with the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
Seven even back do' Lil' Joe
I picked up the cash flow
Then we played bones, and I'm yellin domino
Plus nobody I know got killed in South Central L.A.
Today was a good day (shit!)

Left my nigga's house paid (what)
Picked up a girl been tryin to fuck since the 12th grade
It's ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic
The Lakers beat the Supersonics
I felt on the big fat fanny
Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny
And my dick runs deep, so deep
So deep put her ass to sleep
Woke her up around one
She didn't hesitate, to call Ice Cube the top gun
Drove her to the pad and I'm coastin
Took another sip of the potion hit the three-wheel motion
I was glad everything had worked out
Dropped her ass off and then chirped out
Today was like one of those fly dreams
Didn't even see a berry flashin those high beams
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Ice Cube's a pimp" (yeah)
Drunk as hell but no throwin up
Half way home and my pager still blowin up
Today I didn't even have to use my A.K.
I got to say it was a good day (shit!)

Hey wait, wait a minute Pooh, stop this shit
What the fuck I'm thinkin about?

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