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The Flood / Re: Now everyone sit here and close your eyes.
« on: January 22, 2015, 09:25:58 AM »I'd find a knife in the kitchen and start murdering everyone.

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The Flood / Re: Now everyone sit here and close your eyes.« on: January 22, 2015, 09:25:58 AM »I'd find a knife in the kitchen and start murdering everyone. ![]() 6032
The Flood / Re: you die after about 80 of these« on: January 22, 2015, 06:47:06 AM »the bigger number makes me feel less sad100 years is only 5,200 weeks lol Most people won't live to 100, though. 6033
The Flood / Re: you die after about 80 of these« on: January 22, 2015, 06:44:43 AM »100 years is only 5,200 weeks lol Or three billion, one hundred thirty six million, three hundred twenty thousand seconds. 6034
Serious / Re: has anyone on this site had problems with substance abuse?« on: January 22, 2015, 06:42:48 AM »
No, not really. I have tried weed before, didn't like it.
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The Flood / Re: Now everyone sit here and close your eyes.« on: January 22, 2015, 06:34:08 AM »
I'd find a knife in the kitchen and start murdering everyone.
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Serious / Re: U.K. government most transparent in the world, followed by the U.S. and Sweden« on: January 21, 2015, 07:34:28 PM »Quote It probably appears transparent, but its an illusion. We still dont have answers to: 6038
The Flood / Re: LC is Lord Commissar?« on: January 21, 2015, 07:31:39 PM »
It took me a long time to figure out who LC was.
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The Flood / Re: Yet Another Act Of Blatant Oppression From The Mods« on: January 21, 2015, 07:31:06 PM »
I mean, not like I have any rights here, but it still raises some questions...
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The Flood / Re: Psy for site owner 2015« on: January 21, 2015, 07:26:44 PM »Only if he permabans you.noyes It would be just the icing on the cake if you were permabanned again. I can't believe I ever advocated your unbanning. 6042
The Flood / Re: Yet Another Act Of Blatant Oppression From The Mods« on: January 21, 2015, 07:26:05 PM »
I posted a tranny joke about a dude who died recently, and my thread got locked. I made a post about it and it was quickly unlocked. I received absolutely no explanation as to why it was locked - for a joke that is probably more tame than what was in that "Dark Humour Thread" we had going on here one time.
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The Flood / Re: What was the most hipster person you saw?« on: January 21, 2015, 07:15:32 PM »Some dude with styled hair, skinny jeans, some shirt and a big fucking beard. I mean a Santa Claus beard. Oh, and those horrible fucking glasses, too. Who could forget those.I saw a fat guy like that with a plaid shirt when I was out listening to some... psychobilly-esque folk punk band at a local bar. This dude I saw was like mr.skeltal, though. 6046
The Flood / Re: What was the most hipster person you saw?« on: January 21, 2015, 07:11:27 PM »
Some dude with styled hair, skinny jeans, some shirt and a big fucking beard. I mean a Santa Claus beard. Oh, and those horrible fucking glasses, too. Who could forget those.
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The Flood / Re: Past or Future You?« on: January 21, 2015, 07:10:21 PM »
Past. I'd tell the fat cunt of all the mistakes he's made. I'd have lost the weight earlier, and so much more. God damn, I fucked my past up so badly that the remains of it still echo through my life.
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The Flood / Re: How do I stock market?« on: January 21, 2015, 06:53:16 PM »
Stocks are a lot like gambling. I think I might get into it some point in the future, though. It's one of the few surefire ways to get rich.
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The Flood / Re: Sad story« on: January 21, 2015, 06:49:37 PM »Plastic bags and helium huh? Yeah. It's a really good way to off yourself if you're serious about it. No pain, it's just like breathing normal air except you fall asleep. Affordable too. You actually use a respirator mask hooked up to a tank of helium, though. 6051
The Flood / Re: Did you vote in this poll?« on: January 21, 2015, 06:26:57 PM »There's so many other people who need to be permabanned first. Like you. 6052
The Flood / Re: dolan no« on: January 21, 2015, 06:16:11 PM »psy says he's gonna ban you for making these threads Oh no, I'm so terrified at my loss of access to an obscure internet forum. 6054
The Flood / Re: What do you think, if anything, is wrong with the flood board? [Unofficial]« on: January 21, 2015, 04:43:49 PM »It seems like a pretty consistent theme thus far, people are sick of the really shitty shitposts. ![]() 6055
The Flood / Re: What do you think, if anything, is wrong with the flood board? [Unofficial]« on: January 21, 2015, 04:42:34 PM »It seems like a pretty consistent theme thus far, people are sick of the really shitty shitposts. Completely getting rid of shitposting would kill activity. It doesn't take a genius to know that. 6056
The Flood / Re: What do you think, if anything, is wrong with the flood board? [Unofficial]« on: January 21, 2015, 04:41:09 PM »You can't axe shitposts, that's the problem.this. Some needs to be allowed. I hate to use my own thread as an example, but my Trusday song lyrics thread. Was it a shitpost? Yeah probably. Was it funny and garner more funny posts? Yeah. Agreed, stuff like Elegiac's threads are pretty stupid. Even worse than some of mine at times. 6057
The Flood / Re: What do you think, if anything, is wrong with the flood board? [Unofficial]« on: January 21, 2015, 04:39:07 PM »It would be nice to see shitposts with literally no discussion value be axed. Posting pictures or GIFs tends to spark discussion, though. As long as it's not stupid unfunny shit. 6058
The Flood / Re: What do you think, if anything, is wrong with the flood board? [Unofficial]« on: January 21, 2015, 04:32:29 PM »
Threads that are literally just a single word like "lol" or a "." should be locked. Admittedly, I am guilty of doing this before, but I wouldn't mind to see it gone.
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The Flood / Re: Anyone here a fan on future synth/synthwave music?« on: January 21, 2015, 04:30:58 PM »
Synthwave sounds very similar to New Retro Wave.
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The Flood / Re: originally written for my tumblr. wanted to post it here too.« on: January 21, 2015, 04:29:03 PM »
Just wakin up in the mornin gotta thank God
I don't know but today seems kinda odd No barkin from the dog, no smog And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog (damn) I got my grub on, but didn't pig out Finally got a call from a girl I wanna dig out (Whassup?) Hooked it up for later as I hit the do' Thinkin will I live, another twenty-fo' I gotta go cause I got me a drop top And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop Had to stop, at a red light Lookin in my mirror and not a jacker in sight And everything is alright I got a beep from Kim, and she can fuck all night Called up the homies and I'm askin y'all Which park, are y'all playin basketball? Get me on the court and I'm trouble Last week fucked around and got a triple double Freakin niggaz everyway like M.J. I can't believe, today was a good day (shit!) Drove to the pad and hit the showers Didn't even get no static from the cowards Cause just yesterday them fools tried to blast me Saw the police and they rolled right past me No flexin, didn't even look in a nigga's direction as I ran the intersection Went to $hort Dog's house, they was watchin Yo! MTV Raps What's the haps on the craps? Shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em Roll 'em in a circle of niggaz and watch me break 'em with the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven Seven even back do' Lil' Joe I picked up the cash flow Then we played bones, and I'm yellin domino Plus nobody I know got killed in South Central L.A. Today was a good day (shit!) Left my nigga's house paid (what) Picked up a girl been tryin to fuck since the 12th grade It's ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic The Lakers beat the Supersonics I felt on the big fat fanny Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny And my dick runs deep, so deep So deep put her ass to sleep Woke her up around one She didn't hesitate, to call Ice Cube the top gun Drove her to the pad and I'm coastin Took another sip of the potion hit the three-wheel motion I was glad everything had worked out Dropped her ass off and then chirped out Today was like one of those fly dreams Didn't even see a berry flashin those high beams No helicopter looking for a murder Two in the mornin got the Fatburger Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp And it read, "Ice Cube's a pimp" (yeah) Drunk as hell but no throwin up Half way home and my pager still blowin up Today I didn't even have to use my A.K. I got to say it was a good day (shit!) Hey wait, wait a minute Pooh, stop this shit What the fuck I'm thinkin about? |