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The Flood / Re: OH NO
« on: January 22, 2015, 03:16:19 PM »
I bet he writes fanfiction.

How do you not know this? Son, he wrote an entire fucking comic series around his shitty unoriginal OC.

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The Flood / Re: Goodnight, Flood.
« on: January 22, 2015, 03:14:36 PM »
posting in pointless bread
Dat Vaati icon

I thought it was Dark Souls? Idek I saw it on a thread on 4chan and I thought it looked cool.

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The Flood / OH NO
« on: January 22, 2015, 03:13:18 PM »


OH SHIT NIGGA WHAT ARE YOU DOING

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The Flood / Re: Goodnight, Flood.
« on: January 22, 2015, 03:08:33 PM »
posting in pointless bread

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The Flood / Re: idi amin did nothing wrong
« on: January 22, 2015, 03:02:43 PM »
How do people not know this?

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The Flood / Re: Foreskin Or Nah?
« on: January 22, 2015, 02:42:39 PM »
I'm uncut (circumcision isn't a tradition here, but TBH I would prefer to be cut). My dick doesn't look all that different from a circumcised penis when I'm hard.

I don't really care if someone is cut or uncut. As long as it isn't ugly, deformed or ridiculously tiny.

The circumcision arguments are dumb.

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The Flood / Re: So apparently this is a meme now
« on: January 22, 2015, 01:26:02 PM »
Forced memes are cancer.

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The Flood / Re: For extreme vegans and animal rights activists
« on: January 22, 2015, 01:13:47 PM »
It makes people allergic to cats too though.

...and nothing of value was lost

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The Flood / Your favourite anime?
« on: January 22, 2015, 01:07:30 PM »
Mines is the North Korean anime, Jeremy Kyle.

INB4 CORY IN THE HOUSE FAGS

GTFO YOU HAVE SHIT TASTE

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Masculine men don't suit those, gay or not.

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I don't think he's creepy--that implies unscrupulous intent. I think he's just really sheltered. Possibly sixteen or younger.

Do you think screen capping your profile makes it anymore credible?


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Meh, that wouldn't affect me. I've grown used to being treated like a doormat.

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I don't think he's creepy--that implies unscrupulous intent. I think he's just really sheltered. Possibly sixteen or younger.


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I wasn't being entirely serious anyway. The sexuality of Jesus is actually somewhat contested, but I honestly think it is also unimportant. <3

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The Flood / Re: Look out Britbongistan
« on: January 22, 2015, 12:53:28 PM »
OH TEH NOEZZZ11

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The Flood / Re: For extreme vegans and animal rights activists
« on: January 22, 2015, 12:51:21 PM »
I neglected to mention that this allergy is also life-threatening. While poultry and fish can still be consumed, the person will have an enormous amount of food cut off from them.

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The Flood / Re: For extreme vegans and animal rights activists
« on: January 22, 2015, 12:39:42 PM »
Lol is this legit

Yes, it is legit. It doesn't work for poultry or fish, but still.

It happens because of a reaction to a carbohydrate called Galactose-alpha1,3-galactose found in all mammals except for primates.

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The Flood / For extreme vegans and animal rights activists
« on: January 22, 2015, 12:31:56 PM »
Can you not stand the thought of others eating meat? Do you hate how poor innocent animals have to suffer at a scumbag humans expense? Well, this is just for you!

Buy some Amblyomma americanum (lone star ticks). Get a breeding colony. To feed them, you are going to need some blood, and I'm assuming you won't be able to use animal blood, so your own blood works (extract with a clean needle). When you have the blood, put it in bubblewrap, and then put the bubblewrap in with the ticks. Make sure the blood is kept warm, or the ticks will not feed. That's all you'll need for maintenance. A sample vial works for housing.

Now, the next step is to find someone who eats meat. Find a way to attach a tick onto the filthy meat eater (MAKE SURE IT IS AN ADULT, OR THIS WILL NOT WORK). The lone star tick not only carries a myriad of diseases, but it also carries an allergen that makes the person allergic to non primate mammalian meat and meat products. This allergy to meat lasts for a few years.

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The Flood / Re: So apparently my town bar got robbed last night
« on: January 22, 2015, 11:45:29 AM »
Living in Saskatchewan doesn't sound fun.

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The Flood / Re: what in the world
« on: January 22, 2015, 11:06:09 AM »
LOL

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The Flood / Re: Woo, a bunch of new avatars!
« on: January 22, 2015, 10:55:17 AM »
Instead of having it circulate per refresh I just made all my images into one gif

That's pretty fucking awesome. I love how Deadpool is waving instead of facing forward like the rest of them.

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The Flood / Re: Think of any user
« on: January 22, 2015, 10:52:06 AM »
A dramatic lovestory between me, Casper, Zen and Kinder. It's just such a good idea. I'm not sharing any more of my idea because I know some thieving nigger will steal it.

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The Flood / Re: For a specific user
« on: January 22, 2015, 10:48:49 AM »
toasting in epic bread

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The Flood / Re: "you have first world problems"
« on: January 22, 2015, 10:47:21 AM »
Yeah, I agree. Just because someone elsewhere has worse problems doesn't render the fucking problems other people have null.

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The Flood / Re: Hey SecondClass
« on: January 22, 2015, 10:42:56 AM »
i heff god gift 2 :^)

Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: Pug Skulls Are Fucked Up
« on: January 22, 2015, 10:11:04 AM »
Do dogs like that suffer any issues? I mean, the skull is severely deformed from the original dog skull.

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The Flood / Re: Pug Skulls Are Fucked Up
« on: January 22, 2015, 10:04:31 AM »
Here's a skull of your average dog for reference.


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The Flood / holy shit
« on: January 22, 2015, 09:42:26 AM »


IT BURNS TO READ

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The Flood / Re: Three Prophets walk into a bar.
« on: January 22, 2015, 09:33:31 AM »
where's mohammed

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The Flood / Re: Woo, a bunch of new avatars!
« on: January 22, 2015, 09:31:56 AM »
->

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The Flood / Re: finch is too fucked up
« on: January 22, 2015, 09:29:34 AM »
I AM IN AGREEMENT

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