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5971
« on: January 23, 2015, 07:46:19 AM »
I tried weed before. It was a hit from a bong. Didn't end well. But I don't deny the fact that cannabis has many medicinal benefits, unlike some retards.
That was probably the worst way you could have tried it for the first time.
Yeah, haha, I get told that a lot. It kind of put me off from weed, though.
5972
« on: January 23, 2015, 07:41:57 AM »
I tried weed before. It was a hit from a bong. Didn't end well. But I don't deny the fact that cannabis has many medicinal benefits, unlike some retards.
5973
« on: January 22, 2015, 08:02:28 PM »
I've been drinking a lot of fruit juice lately. I like apple and elderflower.
5974
« on: January 22, 2015, 08:01:10 PM »
You should
and I mean this in the most sincere way. There is no joke here. There is no exaggeration. I absolutely 100% think you should
kill yourself.
I agree. OP should kill himself. At the very least, get castrated.
5975
« on: January 22, 2015, 07:51:21 PM »
Because children cannot consent to pornography, clearly. If you want to degrade yourself by the time you're an adult, go ahead.
<12 is where I would say it'd be looked down upon. >12 they know exactly what they're doing.
Confirmed pedophile.
5976
« on: January 22, 2015, 07:49:47 PM »
Yeah, no. CP is highly illegal. Even viewing images online could make you wind receiving a knock on the door.
As it should be.
Agreed.
5977
« on: January 22, 2015, 07:46:49 PM »
Yeah, no. CP is highly illegal. Even viewing images online could make you wind up receiving a knock on the door.
5978
« on: January 22, 2015, 07:45:25 PM »
where's mohammed
Not sure if this is a joke.
it is
5979
« on: January 22, 2015, 07:36:17 PM »
Swallow.
5980
« on: January 22, 2015, 07:24:56 PM »
This almost approached the barrier for how much retardation I'm willing to accept
Nice counter argument. We're learning so much by calling each other retarded.
5981
« on: January 22, 2015, 07:22:34 PM »
A diet of protein and complex carbohydrates should help.
5982
« on: January 22, 2015, 07:16:49 PM »
man what the fuck is this
a new meme
5983
« on: January 22, 2015, 07:10:59 PM »
The Academy Award winning Film Frozen, from Disney Animation studios, that premiered in Theaters in 2013 is not what you may believe it to be.
Frozen centers around a fantastical story of princesses, princes, animals, and a love both lost and found. These are all common themes of Disney Movie Magic. As is a common theme with classic Disney film, there are many different rumors and theories that follow the film around. A personal favorite of mine is towards the beginning of the film, Anna, the princess whom the film centers around, is killed by Elsa’s Ice abilities. The Trolls resurrect her, but as a decaying undead creature; thus leading the song “Do You Want to Build a Snowman” to be far more malicious. Anna asks to be let into the room with Elsa, begging and pleading for years; she even resorts to killing their parents knowing Elsa can only sit in her room, listen, and cry.
This is one of my favorite theories; however, it loses it’s validity. The movie continues on. Elsa and Anna meet again during Elsa’s Coronation. Anna continues on her journey to save the town of Arendelle. I have come to a new conclusion; It may not include zombies and hidden conspiracies, but it is the truth.
The previous theory was close with its assumptions, but Anna never died at the beginning of the film when her and here sister were playing. Elsa never even had the magic powers that the movie would lead us to believe.
Anna came to Elsa in the middle of the night and asked for her to play in the snow. Like little girls do, they break the rules and go outside together. Unfortunately, Anna falls unconscious when climbing one of the dunes of snow outside their home in beautiful frozen Arendelle. Anna’s mind piecing together what makes sense for her as a small child, saw her parents take her to trolls instead of a hospital. The Doctor told her parents to keep Anna’s condition a secret from her and let her enjoy her life as it is and without worry; in truth however, The Doctor had explained to her parents that Anna had a brain tumor. Given the current time period, there is little that could be done, and so their only option was to wait until the inevitable would take place.
Anna would never know, but Elsa, the older sister understood and blamed herself for the tumor’s discovery. As Anna grew older and the movie progresses. Elsa distances herself form her sister in fear that anything she could do could only make things worse.
That is until she is forced to come out of her room her her coronation as Queen of Arendelle. During the ceremony, Elsa is constantly telling herself to conceal and not feel the guilt she has when seeing her sister. The tumor finally began to put pressure on Anna brain, warping her perceptions of reality. These warped perceptions cause her to fall in love with a man she meets moments before seeing the magic that we as an audience are able to see.
Realizing her sisters condition is becoming worse, Elsa flees the kingdom; she is unable to cope with the reality before her.
At this point the snow begins to fall freezing Arendelle in Anna’s mind, but in reality the snow is simply a fuzz that begins to cloud Anna’s mind. Anna sets out after her sister, while Hans stays to guard the Kingdom. Hans, in and act of love and sympathy for his new fiancé, agrees and begins to care for the people in the absence of their government figures.
Anna, in search of her sister, comes across Kristoff. Seeing the girl’s poor condition, he aids her in her search. They discover Elsa hiding atop a mountain, away from everyone. Unfortunately, the exertion and the tumor combine causing Anna to collapse into a coma before her sister.
For the rest of the film, we view Anna’s dreams while in her coma; filled in what she believes to be the next logical steps to her delusions. All the while her snow storm growths thicker and thicker. Finally, as a form of understanding she starts to see her condition as a magical one that consumes her heart. Anna’s body feeds signals into her coma induced mind forcing her to feel colder as the end becomes closer.
Outside of her coma, Kristoff helps Elsa and Anna back to the kingdom. Elsa relieves Hans of his responsibilities, but leaves him grief stricken and heart broken at the state of his fiancé. Unfortunately, however, Anna would never know it. The three, now brought together as as friends are forced to watch on as Anna slowly passes away.
In the end, Anna sees herself turn to solid ice, clearing the snow storm and giving her a moments clarity. She sees her sister in tears. Hans in awe and Kristoff still running to her side to aid her. Just as they are by her bed side. Unfortunately, she is freed form her perceived to be ice like form and sees the sun rise. This symbolizes what we have come to call a light at the end of the tunnel or what is scientifically know as electrical pulses behind her closed eyes, signifying brain death.
This is not entirely as depressing as you would think. A good part to this story is that she still see her happy ending and gets everything she asked for. That is still what we always want out of a Disney movie.
Even if the reality that Anna left behind is now filled with grief and the constant question: “What now?”
5984
« on: January 22, 2015, 07:07:40 PM »
nice meme
5985
« on: January 22, 2015, 06:59:56 PM »
5986
« on: January 22, 2015, 05:25:28 PM »
>creepypastas
>maymay arrows
5987
« on: January 22, 2015, 05:15:29 PM »
Lets start with an old classic.  The Curious Case Of Smile.jpg Spoiler I first met in person with Mary E. in the summer of 2007. I had arranged with her husband of fifteen years, Terence, to see her for an interview. Mary had initially agreed, since I was not a newsman but rather an amateur writer gathering information for a few early college assignments and, if all went according to plan, some pieces of fiction. We scheduled the interview for a particular weekend when I was in Chicago on unrelated business, but at the last moment Mary changed her mind and locked herself in the couple’s bedroom, refusing to meet with me. For half an hour I sat with Terence as we camped outside the bedroom door, I listening and taking notes while he attempted fruitlessly to calm his wife. The things Mary said made little sense but fit with the pattern I was expecting: though I could not see her, I could tell from her voice that she was crying, and more often than not her objections to speaking with me centered around an incoherent diatribe on her dreams -- her nightmares. Terence apologized profusely when we ceased the exercise, and I did my best to take it in stride; recall that I wasn’t a reporter in search of a story, but merely a curious young man in search of information. Besides, I thought at the time, I could perhaps find another, similar case if I put my mind and resources to it.
Mary E. was the sysop for a small Chicago-based Bulletin Board System in 1992 when she first encountered smile.jpg and her life changed forever. She and Terence had been married for only five months. Mary was one of an estimated 400 people who saw the image when it was posted as a hyperlink on the BBS, though she is the only one who has spoken openly about the experience. The rest have remained anonymous, or are perhaps dead. In 2005, when I was only in tenth grade, smile.jpg was first brought to my attention by my burgeoning interest in web-based phenomena; Mary was the most often cited victim of what is sometimes referred to as “Smile.dog,” the being smile.jpg is reputed to display. What caught my interest (other than the obvious macabre elements of the cyber-legend and my proclivity toward such things) was the sheer lack of information, usually to the point that people don’t believe it even exists other than as a rumor or hoax.
It is unique because, though the entire phenomenon centers on a picture file, that file is nowhere to be found on the internet; certainly many photomanipulated simulacra litter the web, showing up with the most frequency on sites such as the imageboard 4chan, particularly the /x/-focused paranormal subboard. It is suspected these are fakes because they do not have the effect the true smile.jpg is believed to have, namely sudden onset temporal lobe epilepsy and acute anxiety. This purported reaction in the viewer is one of the reasons the phantom-like smile.jpg is regarded with such disdain, since it is patently absurd, though depending on whom you ask the reluctance to acknowledge smile.jpg’s existence might be just as much out of fear as it is out of disbelief.
Neither smile.jpg nor Smile.dog is mentioned anywhere on Wikipedia, though the website features articles on such other, perhaps more scandalous shocksites as ****** (hello.jpg) or 2girls1cup; any attempt to create a page pertaining to smile.jpg is summarily deleted by any of the encyclopedia’s many admins.
Encounters with smile.jpg are the stuff of internet legend. Mary E.’s story is not unique; there are unverified rumors of smile.jpg showing up in the early days of Usenet and even one persistent tale that in 2002 a hacker flooded the forums of humor and satire website Something Awful with a deluge of Smile.dog pictures, rendering almost half the forum’s users at the time epileptic. It is also said that in the mid-to-late 90s that smile.jpg circulated on usenet and as an attachment of a chain email with the subject line “SMILE!! GOD LOVES YOU!” Yet despite the huge exposure these stunts would generate, there are very few people who admit to having experienced any of them and no trace of the file or any link has ever been discovered.
Those who claim to have seen smile.jpg often weakly joke that they were far too busy to save a copy of the picture to their hard drive. However, all alleged victims offer the same description of the photo: A dog-like creature (usually described as appearing similar to a Siberian husky), illuminated by the flash of the camera, sits in a dim room, the only background detail that is visible being a human hand extending from the darkness near the left side of the frame. The hand is empty, but is usually described as “beckoning.” Of course, most attention is given to the dog (or dog-creature, as some victims are more certain than others about what they claim to have seen). The muzzle of the beast is reputedly split in a wide grin, revealing two rows of very white, very straight, very sharp, very human-looking teeth.
5988
« on: January 22, 2015, 04:35:41 PM »
mot is cuk 
5989
« on: January 22, 2015, 04:10:13 PM »
Danger is all about it
I like the third one a lot.
5990
« on: January 22, 2015, 04:06:40 PM »
I really like the beat in this one.
5991
« on: January 22, 2015, 04:01:20 PM »
Post music with retro vibes. I'll start with some dark 80's retro synth.
5992
« on: January 22, 2015, 03:54:10 PM »
holy shit I didn't know he is a cagekin
5993
« on: January 22, 2015, 03:53:30 PM »
Absolutely nothing.
5994
« on: January 22, 2015, 03:41:49 PM »
 tonight the trancformation is complete
5995
« on: January 22, 2015, 03:37:02 PM »
....The packaging means nothing. Not to mention they're a waste of money anyway.
Not a complete waste of money, smoking feels good.
It's like what? £10 for a pack now...
£3.70 for a pack of 10
Not on this island, nothing really lost, all it is faggots who think they're cool for smoking at my age. Already coughing like idiots and yellow fingers.
Have fun. Dying.
Who wants to grow old anyway? So fucking frail you can't wash yourself, being a burden on someone else is something I can't have. I won't.
That's a good mentality to have. Live young, die young. I don't want to see the day when my hair starts turning gray and I get wrinkles.
5996
« on: January 22, 2015, 03:34:31 PM »
I've never smoked a cigarette before, which is funny, considering I tried weed.
5997
« on: January 22, 2015, 03:33:37 PM »
They are lovely creatures, but they are still an abomination.
Basically the biggest 'fuck you' humanity has ever given to natural selection and mother nature.
We turned this
Into these
Fuck, we even managed to breed gremlins...
hey man, I like my dog... he isn't pure bred tho.
That dude is one slick motherfucker.
5998
« on: January 22, 2015, 03:23:04 PM »
that's not canon
5999
« on: January 22, 2015, 03:21:57 PM »
I bet he writes fanfiction.
How do you not know this? Son, he wrote an entire fucking comic series around his shitty unoriginal OC.
Probablu because I've nothing to do with that hellish fanbase.
Sonic is the most autismal thing in existence. 
6000
« on: January 22, 2015, 03:17:53 PM »
posting in pointless bread
Dat Vaati icon
I thought it was Dark Souls? Idek I saw it on a thread on 4chan and I thought it looked cool.
Its Vaati's channel art on his dark souls channel.
Huh. The more you know.
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