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5941
The Flood / Re: lol
« on: January 23, 2015, 06:42:16 PM »
FUCK YOU WEEBS FOR DERAILING MY THREAD

5942
The Flood / Re: God
« on: January 23, 2015, 06:40:49 PM »
How do you make it so he can't sense vibration?

That falls under touch
Touch and vibration are different. You can sense your heartbeat and soundwaves without using the sense of touch. Or maybe I'm retarded right now, idk. Either way it's ridiculously far fetched.

Touch and sensation are different yes but they both use the same sense

If you suppress that sense, you remove both
What if he used the magnets in his body like birds?

The story said they severed all connection of his brain to his body

Allow me to correct you. It severed the connection to his senses, not his body.
Like that somehow seems more plausible?

No, but it wouldn't kill him.

God, it's just a piece of fiction. I thought that would be blatantly apparent from the start.
It is, but your POS fiction isn't even trying.

Meh, it's not mine. I just thought it was interesting.

5943
The Flood / Re: God
« on: January 23, 2015, 06:39:42 PM »
Hey athiests, if God's not real then how come God's not real?

5944
The Flood / Re: God
« on: January 23, 2015, 06:35:10 PM »
How do you make it so he can't sense vibration?

That falls under touch
Touch and vibration are different. You can sense your heartbeat and soundwaves without using the sense of touch. Or maybe I'm retarded right now, idk. Either way it's ridiculously far fetched.

Touch and sensation are different yes but they both use the same sense

If you suppress that sense, you remove both
What if he used the magnets in his body like birds?

The story said they severed all connection of his brain to his body

Allow me to correct you. It severed the connection to his senses, not his body.
Like that somehow seems more plausible?

No, but it wouldn't kill him.

God, it's just a piece of fiction. I thought that would be blatantly apparent from the start.

5945
The Flood / Re: God
« on: January 23, 2015, 06:31:00 PM »
How do you make it so he can't sense vibration?

That falls under touch
Touch and vibration are different. You can sense your heartbeat and soundwaves without using the sense of touch. Or maybe I'm retarded right now, idk. Either way it's ridiculously far fetched.

Touch and sensation are different yes but they both use the same sense

If you suppress that sense, you remove both
What if he used the magnets in his body like birds?

The story said they severed all connection of his brain to his body

Allow me to correct you. It severed the connection to his senses, not his body.

5946
The Flood / Re: lol
« on: January 23, 2015, 06:29:58 PM »
I raped some scrubs in BC2 real good.

Teared em a new one.

I'm angry I didn't bother downloading that game when it was free on GwG
Do try to get it when its cheap, its a blast.

Yeah, I played it before a few years back, it was great fun.

5947
The Flood / Re: lol
« on: January 23, 2015, 06:29:01 PM »

5948
The Flood / Re: lol
« on: January 23, 2015, 06:25:28 PM »
I raped some scrubs in BC2 real good.

Teared em a new one.

I'm angry I didn't bother downloading that game when it was free on GwG

5949
The Flood / Re: lol
« on: January 23, 2015, 06:21:43 PM »
My point stands

I couldn't give a toss about your point, mate.

Didn't ask you to mate

What was the point in reminding me, then?

5950
The Flood / Re: fuck you
« on: January 23, 2015, 06:18:06 PM »
nigger

5951
The Flood / Re: lol
« on: January 23, 2015, 06:15:13 PM »
My point stands

I couldn't give a toss about your point, mate.

5952
The Flood / lol
« on: January 23, 2015, 06:12:11 PM »


>don't fuck with me on this

WELL THAT DIDN'T MATTER TO YOUR RAPIST LOL

5953
The Flood / Re: Why are people disgusted by pissing in the shower?
« on: January 23, 2015, 06:06:16 PM »
Are people not understand the simple concept of urinating straight down the drain.

Niggas don't have opposable thumbs like staff captains in Halo 3. They can't aim for shit.
this is one of the best posts on the site

no, this post is

5954
The Flood / Re: God
« on: January 23, 2015, 06:01:57 PM »
Not bad but severing all senses means that the brain is in total isolation

Without sensation, if he lifted his arm, he wouldn't know he lifted his arms
He would not be able to speak
Or, he would use his knowledge of speaking to attempt to do so but without being able to hear his own voice or feel his tongue and mouth, the words would hardly be coherent

And how would he be able to bite his arm?
He can't feel it in his mouth to bite down on it
And how would he be sure that the arm even is in his mouth without confirmation from his senses?

He would have no conscious control over his body
All his body would be doing his incoherent movements from his attempts to control it and subconscious reflexes

It's possible that the operation wasn't entirely successful and the sensation of touch still remained somewhat.

That defeats the impact of total isolation and connection to God

It's also possible that you don't entirely need to eliminate all of the senses.

I know but that takes away from the atmosphere of the story

I suppose, but it's just an explanation for that hole in the story.

Well, it's lazily written, cliched, and was made with no other intention than to seem creepy and mysterious

Your findings have been getting worse

Step up your game, hun

Whatever happened to "Not bad"

5955
The Flood / Re: Why are people disgusted by pissing in the shower?
« on: January 23, 2015, 06:00:56 PM »
I sometimes piss in the bathroom sink, lol

5956
The Flood / Re: God
« on: January 23, 2015, 05:58:57 PM »
Not bad but severing all senses means that the brain is in total isolation

Without sensation, if he lifted his arm, he wouldn't know he lifted his arms
He would not be able to speak
Or, he would use his knowledge of speaking to attempt to do so but without being able to hear his own voice or feel his tongue and mouth, the words would hardly be coherent

And how would he be able to bite his arm?
He can't feel it in his mouth to bite down on it
And how would he be sure that the arm even is in his mouth without confirmation from his senses?

He would have no conscious control over his body
All his body would be doing his incoherent movements from his attempts to control it and subconscious reflexes

It's possible that the operation wasn't entirely successful and the sensation of touch still remained somewhat.

That defeats the impact of total isolation and connection to God

It's also possible that you don't entirely need to eliminate all of the senses.

I know but that takes away from the atmosphere of the story

I suppose, but it's just an explanation for that hole in the story.

5957
The Flood / Re: Weebo is the shit
« on: January 23, 2015, 05:52:15 PM »
RIP

Don't be so inconsiderate, this isn't fucking beyblade.
wtf is beyblade?

you know... those spinning top things

wtf, do you live under a rock?
You're sure one big weeb huh?

Yeah, I have a katana collection and everything! And a gundam collection!

5958
The Flood / Re: Weebo is the shit
« on: January 23, 2015, 05:46:36 PM »
RIP

Don't be so inconsiderate, this isn't fucking beyblade.
wtf is beyblade?

you know... those spinning top things

wtf, do you live under a rock?

5959
The Flood / Re: Weebo is the shit
« on: January 23, 2015, 05:44:16 PM »
RIP

Don't be so inconsiderate, this isn't fucking beyblade.

5960
The Flood / Re: Why are people disgusted by bathing?
« on: January 23, 2015, 05:36:46 PM »
Showering is better than bathing, in my opinion. Quicker, and more thorough.

5961
The Flood / Re: HOLY SHIT
« on: January 23, 2015, 05:32:39 PM »

5963
The Flood / Re: God
« on: January 23, 2015, 05:15:43 PM »
Not bad but severing all senses means that the brain is in total isolation

Without sensation, if he lifted his arm, he wouldn't know he lifted his arms
He would not be able to speak
Or, he would use his knowledge of speaking to attempt to do so but without being able to hear his own voice or feel his tongue and mouth, the words would hardly be coherent

And how would he be able to bite his arm?
He can't feel it in his mouth to bite down on it
And how would he be sure that the arm even is in his mouth without confirmation from his senses?

He would have no conscious control over his body
All his body would be doing his incoherent movements from his attempts to control it and subconscious reflexes

It's possible that the operation wasn't entirely successful and the sensation of touch still remained somewhat.

That defeats the impact of total isolation and connection to God

It's also possible that you don't entirely need to eliminate all of the senses.

5964
The Flood / Re: God
« on: January 23, 2015, 04:44:50 PM »
Not bad but severing all senses means that the brain is in total isolation

Without sensation, if he lifted his arm, he wouldn't know he lifted his arms
He would not be able to speak
Or, he would use his knowledge of speaking to attempt to do so but without being able to hear his own voice or feel his tongue and mouth, the words would hardly be coherent

And how would he be able to bite his arm?
He can't feel it in his mouth to bite down on it
And how would he be sure that the arm even is in his mouth without confirmation from his senses?

He would have no conscious control over his body
All his body would be doing his incoherent movements from his attempts to control it and subconscious reflexes

It's possible that the operation wasn't entirely successful and the sensation of touch still remained somewhat.

5965
The Flood / God
« on: January 23, 2015, 04:17:40 PM »
In 1983, a team of deeply pious scientists conducted a radical experiment in an undisclosed facility. The scientists had theorized that a human without access to any senses or ways to perceive stimuli would be able to perceive the presence of God. They believed that the five senses clouded our awareness of eternity, and without them, a human could actually establish contact with God by thought. An elderly man who claimed to have “nothing left to live for” was the only test subject to volunteer. To purge him of all his senses, the scientists performed a complex operation in which every sensory nerve connection to the brain was surgically severed. Although the test subject retained full muscular function, he could not see, hear, taste, smell, or feel. With no possible way to communicate with or even sense the outside world, he was alone with his thoughts. Scientists monitored him as he spoke aloud about his state of mind in jumbled, slurred sentences that he couldn’t even hear. After four days, the man claimed to be hearing hushed, unintelligible voices in his head. Assuming it was an onset of psychosis, the scientists paid little attention to the man’s concerns. Two days later, the man cried that he could hear his dead wife speaking with him, and even more, he could communicate back. The scientists were intrigued, but were not convinced until the subject started naming dead relatives of the scientists. He repeated personal information to the scientists that only their dead spouses and parents would have known. At this point, a sizable portion of scientists left the study.

After a week of conversing with the deceased through his thoughts, the subject became distressed, saying the voices were overwhelming. In every waking moment, his consciousness was bombarded by hundreds of voices that refused to leave him alone. He frequently threw himself against the wall, trying to elicit a pain response. He begged the scientists for sedatives, so he could escape the voices by sleeping. This tactic worked for three days, until he started having severe night terrors. The subject repeatedly said that he could see and hear the deceased in his dreams.

Only a day later, the subject began to scream and claw at his non-functional eyes, hoping to sense something in the physical world. The hysterical subject now said the voices of the dead were deafening and hostile, speaking of hell and the end of the world. At one point, he yelled “No heaven, no forgiveness” for five hours straight. He continually begged to be killed, but the scientists were convinced that he was close to establishing contact with God.

After another day, the subject could no longer form coherent sentences. Seemingly mad, he started to bite off chunks of flesh from his arm. The scientists rushed into the test chamber and restrained him to a table so he could not kill himself. After a few hours of being tied down, the subject halted his struggling and screaming. He stared blankly at the ceiling as teardrops silently streaked across his face. For two weeks, the subject had to be manually rehydrated due to the constant crying. Eventually, he turned his head and, despite his blindness, made focused eye contact with a scientist for the first time in the study. He whispered “I have spoken with God, and he has abandoned us” and his vital signs stopped. There was no apparent cause of death.

5966
The Flood / Try this
« on: January 23, 2015, 09:42:26 AM »
Try this. Turn off music. Turn off TV. If you are greedy capitalist and have machine, turn off computer. Go to next room, and sit, do not dance, do not drink, be as quiet as Jew during pogrom. Does Comrade Russian hear sound? Itsy bitsy ringing? Glorious People say it is brain making up a sound to explain reason why Russian is not drinking or dancing.

People lied.

Silly Americans can not tell you what making sound, Smart Russians can because are not silly bourgeoise with book and film.

It is wail of gypsy. If gypsy is planning to steal item in house, evil gypsy wail alerts holy Russian Orthodox Church. Find gypsy, hit gypsy with hand, then drink Vodka until sound go away. Then hit gypsy child until child is no longer gypsy.

Such is life for gypsy in Russia.

And no amount of running will save you.

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The Flood / During a
« on: January 23, 2015, 09:05:52 AM »
During a wedding reception of a young couple the guests decided on a drunken game of hide and seek. It was decided that the groom was “it” and he eventually found everyone but his new bride. Eventually the man became furious and decided it wasn’t funny anymore and left her there. As weeks went by he accepted that she’d had second thoughts and went on with her life so he did the same. A few years later a cleaning lady dusted off an old trunk in the attic of the building where the reception had taken place, out of curiosity she opened it. Inside the trunk was the rotted body of the missing bride who’d apparently became locked in the trunk she’d hid in. Whether she’d suffocated or starved was unknown, but her face was frozen in a scream and there were huge scratches in the inside of the trunk where she had tried to get back to the man she loved.

5968
The Flood / Re: Runescape memories thread
« on: January 23, 2015, 09:02:32 AM »
>tfw never played runescape

5969
The Flood / Re: It's Friday!
« on: January 23, 2015, 08:34:09 AM »
That's a dead meme. Let it rest in peace.

5970
The Flood / Re: Which user here has the most distinguished personality?
« on: January 23, 2015, 08:33:23 AM »
Kinder, Zen, Verbatim, Meta Cognition, Loaf, Camnator, Sandtrap and Psy. These are the ones that stand out the most. Not necessarily in a good way.

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