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The Flood / Re: Last dream you remember
« on: January 25, 2015, 02:02:49 PM »
Last night, I had a dream of winning the lottery and moving to America. I had sex with my sister and she got pregnant, and she had an abortion.

The night before that I had a dream about joining the KKK and a lot of other weird stuff I can't remember.

These are 100% real.

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The Flood / Re: Self-entitled parents
« on: January 25, 2015, 01:58:10 PM »
Hey, at least they don't resent you.

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The Flood / Re: why is elegiac so unoriginal and boring?
« on: January 25, 2015, 01:54:21 PM »
inb4 lock

5829


Are you guys deliberately trying to drive away activity from the site or something?

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The Flood / Re: Hey guys
« on: January 25, 2015, 01:40:40 PM »
hi

5831
The Flood / Re: oh, how lovely
« on: January 25, 2015, 01:32:23 PM »
I wonder if that dude is just some epic troll or something. Imagine driving through Alabama in that truck.

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The Flood / Re: how i feel about forum moderation here
« on: January 25, 2015, 01:31:25 PM »
This is surprising accurate. I've been the brown and white bunny on numerous occasions.
thats because youre part nigger


oh no

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The Flood / Re: how i feel about forum moderation here
« on: January 25, 2015, 01:29:25 PM »
This is surprising accurate. I've been the brown and white bunny on numerous occasions.

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The Flood / Re: Petition to get Numb Digger to change pic
« on: January 25, 2015, 12:50:56 PM »
The icon gives Royal flashbacks apparently.

Flashbacks... to what?

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The Flood / Re: When your nose surgery goes horribly wrong
« on: January 25, 2015, 12:48:42 PM »
KEEEEKKKKKKK

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The Flood / Re: Petition to get Numb Digger to change pic
« on: January 25, 2015, 12:44:31 PM »
why

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The Flood / Re: I feel nauseatingly depressed and I hate myself right now
« on: January 25, 2015, 12:43:33 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Would you not prefer to be raised by one mom and one dad?
« on: January 25, 2015, 12:41:36 PM »
I grew up with a mother and no father, so, I wouldn't know.
Therefore you shouldn't have kids if they're going to be abused by your lifestyle choice.

I wasn't planning on having kids, anyway, so I guess that works out fine. Oh yeah, and it was hardly my choice.

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The Flood / Re: Why do we have brains?
« on: January 25, 2015, 12:40:40 PM »
Since this is the kind of question a preschooler with not even a sliver of knowledge about biology would ask, you will be referred to as such;

Our brains are very important. Like many of our body parts, we couldn't live without them. Our hearts wouldn't pump, and our lungs wouldn't breathe. Our ears wouldn't hear and our fingers wouldn't feel or even move! This is because brains are the control centers for our bodies. 

Our brain gives commands to parts of our body, and often, we don't have to even think about those commands for them to happen. Our brains tell our hearts to beat all on their own, which is a very good thing! Otherwise, we'd have to remember to make our hearts beat every second of every day. We wouldn't be able to sleep! 

When we squeeze our fingers into a fist, it's because our brain is telling the muscles in our hand to squeeze. It sends these signals by using the nerves in our body.  Nerves are pathways for small electrical signals (that are far too weak to hurt us!) These signals travel from our brain and go to every part of our bodies.

Other times signals travel in reverse, from all of our body parts back to our brains. These signals can tell our brains what we feel. If we touch an ice cube, a signal goes from our fingers to our brains, saying, "This is soooo cold!"  If you get a scrape on your knee, a signal goes from your knee to your brain, saying, "Ouch! That hurt! Please don't do that again."

Our brains also remember things and learn things. That way we can use things we've felt and learned in the past to help us make smart decisions about the future!

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The Flood / Re: Would you not prefer to be raised by one mom and one dad?
« on: January 25, 2015, 12:36:07 PM »
I grew up with a mother and no father, so, I wouldn't know.

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The Flood / Re: Why Do We Have Toes?
« on: January 25, 2015, 12:35:06 PM »
Our feet used to be like a second pair of hands back when chimps, gorillas, and other great apes were all one animal. Our feet changed drastically as we evolved to walk upright.

Funnily enough, our little toes are disappearing. I'd say in the next couple thousand years little toes will be gone.

Thousands?

More like millions

I kind of derped out for a moment there. No, not millions, but maybe a few hundred thousand.

It only takes around 10 million years for a species to become completely unrecognizable, after all.

Might become a vestigial part

Yeah. Our wisdom teeth are likely to be gone, too. Infact, they already are going. Lots of people are born without wisdom teeth nowadays.

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The Flood / Re: Why Do We Have Toes?
« on: January 25, 2015, 12:32:36 PM »
Our feet used to be like a second pair of hands back when chimps, gorillas, and other great apes were all one animal. Our feet changed drastically as we evolved to walk upright.

Funnily enough, our little toes are disappearing. I'd say in the next couple thousand years little toes will be gone.

Thousands?

More like millions

I kind of derped out for a moment there. No, not millions, but maybe a few hundred thousand.

It only takes around 10 million years for a species to become completely unrecognizable, after all.

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The Flood / Re: Why Do We Have Toes?
« on: January 25, 2015, 12:29:42 PM »
Our feet used to be like a second pair of hands back when chimps, gorillas, and other great apes were all one animal. Our feet changed drastically as we evolved to walk upright.

Funnily enough, our little toes are disappearing. I'd say in the next couple thousand years little toes will be gone.

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The Flood / Re: I can understand why people despise homosexuality
« on: January 25, 2015, 12:27:45 PM »
This is really shitty bait. Come on, at least try.

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The Flood / Re: Who's voice would you rather have?
« on: January 25, 2015, 12:20:54 PM »
I honestly have no idea. I hate my voice, though.

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The Flood / Re: >... ............
« on: January 25, 2015, 09:02:07 AM »
Stupid gimmick alt.

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The Flood / Re: I got SWAG
« on: January 25, 2015, 08:40:42 AM »
his face is diabetes

he looks like he has the mumps lol

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The Flood / Re: PHONE HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED
« on: January 25, 2015, 08:30:30 AM »
But who was kill?



SHIT

OH GOD

I'M NOT GOING TO GET ANY SLEEP TONIGHT THANKS

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