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5161
« on: February 05, 2015, 05:03:56 PM »
I just google image searched "TheBritishLemon", and on the first page there's a picture linking to BZPower, and for whatever reason has Verbatim's avatar linking to his user tiers thread
verbatims avatar is also in the google image search for "numb digger" it's also a ridiculously large image wtf
5162
« on: February 05, 2015, 05:03:19 PM »
Welcome legal citizen! Since you are 18, you get to pay taxes, vote for any president you want, when you get to 21, you're going to have a good time!
Fuck off, Brock. You're like 7.
Lol, normally a 7 year old wouldn't spell like this. Just sayin'.
go
5163
« on: February 05, 2015, 04:58:24 PM »
Well then >_>
i have legit made history on the web
5164
« on: February 05, 2015, 04:56:58 PM »
i think i need to stop posting
i am beginning to affect the google image search results for "numb digger"
5165
« on: February 05, 2015, 04:54:06 PM »
none
and if you think there are any, fuck yourself
someone's mad
5166
« on: February 05, 2015, 04:53:19 PM »
i almost got to rape you
5167
« on: February 05, 2015, 04:52:53 PM »
yeah dude every theist on this website has the face of a dog's asshole
i didnt know dogs assholes had faces
mine does
oh
5168
« on: February 05, 2015, 04:50:27 PM »
Art
5169
« on: February 05, 2015, 04:49:03 PM »
yeah dude every theist on this website has the face of a dog's asshole
i didnt know dogs assholes had faces
5170
« on: February 05, 2015, 04:46:45 PM »
Lol
DNA doesn't go bad with time
Genes don't expire
Sure the parents' bodies start deteriorating but the DNA is still good
In fact, older parents are better because they're more experienced and wiser
Are you fucking retarded? DNA essentially going bad is why we age in the first place.
Not to mention DNA can be damaged by things like radiation.
No you retard
Life ages us
Our cells are fine
It's just the wear and tear they go through that messes them up
Outside environmental factors and use breaks them down
If wear and tear is not a factor, the body gradually destroys itself with time. Organisms are designed to age. The telomeres in DNA are a sort of genetic clock - they shorten with each cell division. Telomeres that become too short activate a mechanism that no longer allows cell division. We also lose genes with time. A person loses about 0.5% of the DNA contained in the heart every year. The genes you are born with can affect your lifespan up to 30%. It does not require much intelligence or knowledge to recognize that you are entirely wrong. While the basis of an organism aging is unknown, there are numerous factors that contribute to it greatly.
5171
« on: February 05, 2015, 03:26:49 PM »
you sure that's not jesus
5172
« on: February 05, 2015, 03:20:41 PM »
God damn this place is homosex
So sorry for dicks being superior to vaginas.
Yo man I'm all for riding cock I just don't want any up my ass thanks.
what
What is there to not understand about that sentence?
Dick is fantastic, anal is not. Homosex pls dy.
>being this jealous you will never have delicious homosex
Are you implying that I have never clam jammed with another grill?
nigga dats nasty
5173
« on: February 05, 2015, 03:19:56 PM »
Who the hell is Cindy?
a 3000lb tran who claims to be a girl 
5174
« on: February 05, 2015, 03:17:08 PM »
God damn this place is homosex
So sorry for dicks being superior to vaginas.
Yo man I'm all for riding cock I just don't want any up my ass thanks.
what
What is there to not understand about that sentence?
Dick is fantastic, anal is not. Homosex pls dy.
>being this jealous you will never have delicious homosex
5175
« on: February 05, 2015, 03:12:31 PM »
I'd prefer a dildo, though.
Same.
And I'd prefer a real cock over a dildo.
I'll find a way to your house one day ♥
<3
5176
« on: February 05, 2015, 03:10:23 PM »
God damn this place is homosex
So sorry for dicks being superior to vaginas.
5177
« on: February 05, 2015, 03:08:31 PM »
I'd prefer a dildo, though.
Same.
And I'd prefer a real cock over a dildo.
5178
« on: February 05, 2015, 03:06:53 PM »
Lol
DNA doesn't go bad with time
Genes don't expire
Sure the parents' bodies start deteriorating but the DNA is still good
In fact, older parents are better because they're more experienced and wiser
Are you fucking retarded? DNA essentially going bad is why we age in the first place. Not to mention DNA can be damaged by things like radiation.
5179
« on: February 05, 2015, 03:02:51 PM »
Ｗｈｅｎ ａ ｗｏｍａｎ ｇｅｔｓ ａ ｖｉｂｒａｔｏｒ ｉｔ＇ｓ ｓｅｅｎ ａｓ ａ ｂｉｔ ｏｆ ｎａｕｇｈｔｙ ｆｕｎ． Ｂｕｔ ｗｈｅｎ ａ ｇｕｙ ｏｒｄｅｒｓ ａ ４２０ｖ Ｆｕｃｋｍａｓｔｅｒ Ｐｒｏ ５０００ ｂｌｏｗ ｕｐ ｌａｔｅｘ ｄｏｌｌ ｗｉｔｈ ６ ｓｐｅｅｄ ｐｕｌｓａｔｉｎｇ ｐｕｓｓｙ， ｅｌａｓｔｉｃｉｓｅｄ ａｎｕｓ ｗｉｔｈ ｎｏｎ－ｄｒｉｐ ｓｅｍｅｎ ｃｏｌｌｅｃｔｉｏｎ ｔｒａｙ， ｔｏｇｅｔｈｅｒ ｗｉｔｈ ｏｐｔｉｏｎａｌ ｂｕｉｌｔ ｉｎ ｒｅａｌｉｓｔｉｃ ｏｒｇａｓｍ ｓｃｒｅａｍ ｓｕｒｒｏｕｎｄ ｓｏｕｎｄ ｓｙｓｔｅｍ．．．ｈｅ＇ｓ ｃａｌｌｅｄ ａ ｐｅｒｖｅｒｔ？
ｔｒｕｅ ｄａｔ
5180
« on: February 05, 2015, 02:59:54 PM »
This can be caused by chronic masturbation. I'd recommend a doctor.
5181
« on: February 05, 2015, 02:54:25 PM »
Yeah, if I was playing with someone else.
I'd prefer a dildo, though.
5182
« on: February 05, 2015, 02:53:21 PM »
I wish I was riding someone's cock right now so I can't.
5183
« on: February 05, 2015, 02:40:25 PM »
I love how they try to be "classy" yet they can't even fucking shave properly.
5184
« on: February 05, 2015, 02:28:49 PM »
wat
5185
« on: February 05, 2015, 10:57:40 AM »
Happy birthday, whiskey is the best.
Things are fine, I'm going to a restaurant later.
5186
« on: February 05, 2015, 10:56:06 AM »
your dick is broke man
you need to get that shit fixed
5187
« on: February 05, 2015, 10:24:29 AM »
De-facto atheist
To be "pure atheist" is just dumb imo as you can't be 100% positive of something that can't and most likely never will be proven
I agree. Pure Athiests are idiotic.
5188
« on: February 05, 2015, 10:22:17 AM »
racist
omfg why are you such a homophobe
black people are cool
racist people are cool too stop discriminating
5189
« on: February 05, 2015, 10:20:05 AM »
racist
omfg why are you such a homophobe
5190
« on: February 05, 2015, 10:19:36 AM »
Greetings -redacted-
I interviewed for the business writer position last Thursday. I enjoyed talking with you and believe that I could serve -redacted- Systems well because of my writing skills, love for technology, and strong work ethic. You had mentioned that I would hear back within a week regarding my application. I have sent this email to check on the hiring process. I am wondering if there will be a second round of interviews, and also if the hiring manger would like to read a sample of my writing. Thank you. Best regards,
-redacted
It's good, but I would cut out "I would gladly send one", because it kind of ruins the sentence structure and doesn't sound very professional.
Okay. Yeah, that does sound a little silly. Sounds better with that cut out.
It sounds pretty solid now, but I might change the "I am sending this email" part to "I have sent this email to check on the hiring process", because you used "I am" in the sentence afterwards.
Maybe I'll just cut that sentence, it seems unneeded and self explanatory- of course that's why I'm sending the email...
Yeah, I was actually thinking that as well. It is redundant.
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