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5101
« on: February 05, 2015, 08:02:48 PM »
Also, you cannot even assume environmental factors are the only thing that makes us age when the basis of aging is unknown. You should maybe look up the jellyfish that has biological immortality - it can reset to a baby whenever it wants to.
Because it can refresh its genes by reversing its life cycle...you know after taking a life time of outside abuse -.-
And plus your studies have no control
How the fuck can you know that environmental factors aren't to blame if nobody has ever lived without outside factors
And like I said, cryonic freezing You can reach thousands of years in age and never die
There is not yet an agreement in the scientific community as to the direct cause of aging because it is unknown. Environmental factors influence it, but they are not the only influence.
But you can't know that for sure
The data is too tainted to ever get a final result
Yeah, we can't know for sure. We do know that environmental factors are one of the influences of aging, but they are not the only one.
We will find out the basis of aging eventually - for all organisms, not just humans.
How though?
How? I am nowhere near educated enough to give an answer to that.
5102
« on: February 05, 2015, 07:54:56 PM »
5103
« on: February 05, 2015, 07:49:42 PM »
5104
« on: February 05, 2015, 07:46:36 PM »
Also, you cannot even assume environmental factors are the only thing that makes us age when the basis of aging is unknown. You should maybe look up the jellyfish that has biological immortality - it can reset to a baby whenever it wants to.
Because it can refresh its genes by reversing its life cycle...you know after taking a life time of outside abuse -.-
And plus your studies have no control
How the fuck can you know that environmental factors aren't to blame if nobody has ever lived without outside factors
And like I said, cryonic freezing You can reach thousands of years in age and never die
There is not yet an agreement in the scientific community as to the direct cause of aging because it is unknown. Environmental factors influence it, but they are not the only influence.
But you can't know that for sure
The data is too tainted to ever get a final result
Yeah, we can't know for sure. We do know that environmental factors are one of the influences of aging, but they are not the only one. We will find out the basis of aging eventually - for all organisms, not just humans.
5105
« on: February 05, 2015, 07:42:35 PM »
What is my homework asking me to do? It says "Unterstreichen Sie diese Worter im Text: Auslander, auslandisch, Integration, Assimilation - achten Sie auch auf den Kontext oder beschreiben Adjektive." I don't know how to write this out.
Underline the words in the text: Auslander, foreign, integration, assimilation - pay attention also to the context or what the adjectives are describing. you can just use a translating tool you know
5106
« on: February 05, 2015, 07:38:39 PM »
I don't know because YOU DIDN'T FUCKING SHOW US WHAT YOU ARE READING
5107
« on: February 05, 2015, 07:38:07 PM »
IchEssenKinder
"I eat children"
does kinder deliberately try to be fat?
5108
« on: February 05, 2015, 07:35:03 PM »
Also, you cannot even assume environmental factors are the only thing that makes us age when the basis of aging is unknown. You should maybe look up the jellyfish that has biological immortality - it can reset to a baby whenever it wants to.
Because it can refresh its genes by reversing its life cycle...you know after taking a life time of outside abuse -.-
And plus your studies have no control
How the fuck can you know that environmental factors aren't to blame if nobody has ever lived without outside factors
And like I said, cryonic freezing You can reach thousands of years in age and never die
There is not yet an agreement in the scientific community as to the direct cause of aging because it is unknown. Environmental factors influence it, but they are not the only influence.
5109
« on: February 05, 2015, 07:28:38 PM »
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5110
« on: February 05, 2015, 07:27:41 PM »
I wouldn't do anything because she is my mother.
5111
« on: February 05, 2015, 07:25:07 PM »
Also, you cannot even assume environmental factors are the only thing that makes us age when the basis of aging is unknown. You should maybe look up the jellyfish that has biological immortality - it can reset to a baby whenever it wants to.
5112
« on: February 05, 2015, 07:21:46 PM »
Lol
DNA doesn't go bad with time Genes don't expire
Sure the parents' bodies start deteriorating but the DNA is still good
In fact, older parents are better because they're more experienced and wiser
Are you fucking retarded? DNA essentially going bad is why we age in the first place.
Not to mention DNA can be damaged by things like radiation.
No you retard
Life ages us
Our cells are fine It's just the wear and tear they go through that messes them up Outside environmental factors and use breaks them down
If wear and tear is not a factor, the body gradually destroys itself with time.
Organisms are designed to age. The telomeres in DNA are a sort of genetic clock - they shorten with each cell division. Telomeres that become too short activate a mechanism that no longer allows cell division. We also lose genes with time. A person loses about 0.5% of the DNA contained in the heart every year. The genes you are born with can affect your lifespan up to 30%.
It does not require much intelligence or knowledge to recognize that you are entirely wrong. While the basis of an organism aging is unknown, there are numerous factors that contribute to it greatly.
Well actually that is all from outside factors
Gene loss the primary cause of aging Gene loss is caused by the wear and tear of everyday actions such as me reading your post or typing this response
Our bodies replace every single cell every X amount of years Those cells are filtering unbelievable amounts of outside stimulants
It's like life is sand paper and you're taking your body and grinding it against it 24/7/365 Yes, of course our genes wear away but what causes it? Environmental factors All those studies that your facts come from have no control
It's impossible to have a control because it's impossible to have a human being without them performing basic functions, basic functions which grind away at your body
Well, there is a control Cryonic freezing In that state, our cells don't move at all so bodily aging is "paused"
And think about it, our bodies are designed to reproduce and continue our species Why would we include a natural self destruct? It would only make sense that evolution would make us without expiration dates The only thing that would interfere with that are environmental factors
Environmental factors are not the only thing that makes us age (even though it is one of the leading causes). Please do some basic research, I am not going to spend my time going into detail over this.
5113
« on: February 05, 2015, 07:19:43 PM »
hey meme
5114
« on: February 05, 2015, 07:13:19 PM »
so the sister lives in the closet?
yeah and she rapes me with a strap-on every fortnight
5115
« on: February 05, 2015, 07:06:34 PM »
There was a monster who lived in my closet. He (it was a he, trust me on that, don't ask why) lived there for as long as I can remember. I do not know where he came from, nor do I know where he went when morning came. I just know, for as long as I remembered, he lived in my closet.
He told me that I was beautiful (being a boy, I was a bit shocked) he said I looked like my mother. He asked me to come into the closet. He said there was something beautiful in there, a place made of dreams.
Even as a child, I wasn’t stupid. I knew what was in there, and I wanted no part of it. I asked my mom to check my closet before I slept. My mom, fearless, walked into the closet and shut the door. For what seemed like an eternity she stayed inside, until she came out. She laughed and said, “Quite the monster you have in there.” She pulled out a teddy bear from my infancy. I laughed too.
That night, the monster held his tongue.
Sadly, the nights of good sleep were short lived. Soon after my mother started “checking for monsters”, as she put it, she gave birth to my dear sister.
She was my precious sister; she was also a plague on my family. I loved her so much.
As soon as she was born, my father had her thoroughly examined. He told me it was for her health; he was a loving father. Her results came back pretty soon, she had Type A blood. My parents and I were all O, so you could say my sister was special. Her blood type was important to my father. My father was a biology teacher, his forte was genetics. Her blood type was very important to her Father.
My father went away more for the University, and my mother stayed at home with my sister and I. My sister was incredibly well behaved, except for her nightly exertions. Without fail, at night she would bawl, and nothing could console her
My mother was no better. If yelling at kid is unattractive, I want you to imagine what yelling at a baby looks like. My mother, beautiful and kind, turned into some kind of monster when my sister wept. Her face twisted in some hideous way that is hard to describe. I laid in bed listening to the chorus of my sister’s cries accompanied by my mother’s shouts.
Even if my sister had remained silent, I doubt I would have slept much better. Even with my mother’s nightly “check for monsters”, the monster had begun to speak again. He wasn't quite as creepy as before. I am not sure what happened to him, but he seemed genuinely concerned for my sister.
One night, when I was sure my sister was going to cry herself to death, the monster spoke: “Have you no sympathy boy? Your sister sounds as if she will die.”
I was tired, and frankly lectures from monsters are rarely enjoyable: “What do you care? You are just some slimy worm living in the closet of MY house. If you don’t like the crying, then leave.”
The monsters breathed quietly for a moment, and said, “I am not entirely uninvolved, nor am I entirely free of blame, so I cannot leave before I am sure things are set.”
I was confused, “What does that even mean?” The monster groaned, “Child, if you do not understand, then I pray that you never do. I shall reveal to you some secrets. Your parents can never love you sister. Your father sees her as an abomination, and your mother blames your sister for your parent’s failed union.”
I climbed out of bed, and walked to the closet. For a second my hand rested on the knob, but I let it go without pulling the door open. I whispered through the door, “You’re full of shit”.
That was a lot for a kid my age to say.
The monster breathed deeply, I could feel his weight shift the floor boards. He was smiling (I couldn't see it, but I felt it), “You love your parents, and you love your sister. You must know that your family cannot take this much longer, so I will make you a deal. Bring your sister to the foot of your closet door. Leave her, and I promise everything will be fine.” I knew that monsters lied. They do, everyone knows that, but I also knew my sister was dying. If not physically, then mentally. The next morning my sister lay sleeping in her crib, calm as an angel in the sunlight. I looked at her for a solid hour. It had been a week since my sister came home. One week since my father left. One week since my mother stopped talking, except to shout at my sister. I imagined what life would be like in a month, in a year. In that moment, eight year old me had a moment of clarity: I had to give her up.
That night I slipped my mother some melatonin (medication from her past insomnia). I grabbed my sister before the sunset. She laughed; I like to think she understood what I had to do. I opened the closet door as soon as night fell.
After that night, the monster never came back. My mom called the police in the morning. The proceedings were quick and easy. My father returned when he heard what happened. Although my parents slept in different rooms from then on, my life much returned to normal. The only difference now is that sometimes at night, I hear laughter.
Happy birthday sis.
5116
« on: February 05, 2015, 07:04:33 PM »
was his name legit banana
Canaan Sodindo Banana (5 March 1936 – 10 November 2003) served as the first President of Zimbabwe from 18 April 1980 until 31 December 1987. A Methodist minister, he held the largely ceremonial office of the presidency while his eventual successor, Robert Mugabe, served as Prime Minister of Zimbabwe.
During his lifetime, Banana brought together two of the country's political parties, the Zimbabwe African National Union (ZANU) and the Zimbabwe African People's Union (ZAPU), became a diplomat for the Organisation of African Unity, and headed the religious department of the University of Zimbabwe. His later life was complicated by charges of sodomy—a crime in Zimbabwe—which he denied and for which he was later imprisoned.
haha what a darkly pigmented person
5117
« on: February 05, 2015, 07:01:05 PM »
was his name legit banana
5118
« on: February 05, 2015, 07:00:05 PM »
Have shiny Pokemon have lost their specialness? I mean, they are so easy to obtain now. What do you think?
5119
« on: February 05, 2015, 06:53:16 PM »
Browsing the web, thinking about finally playing Omega Ruby.
5120
« on: February 05, 2015, 06:47:05 PM »
Gengar.
verbynx gon get raped
5121
« on: February 05, 2015, 06:43:16 PM »
mfw in the image search it has jtk for you
ayy lmao
Delete your post, shithead. I can't, I seriously CANNOT fucking believe that you wasted your time typing out this godawful reply. Do you think your shit-tier comment would get any logical or knowledgeable insight? Did you just HAVE to express your broken emotions by fiddling your fat fingers all over your keyboard? Maybe you don't even have a keyboard, maybe you're posting from your fucking iPhone, I don't know, but I will find out. I hope you understand that people report this kind of shit because it's abysmal, pointless and down-right idiotic. The mods won't put up with this shit, and that's how I'm going to find you and your iPhone. I can email the people who will trash your post and have them give me your IP, and with your IP, your home-address. I can order as many fucking pizzas as my mind can handle, and believe me, my mind is fucking HUGE. I could literally spend all day torturing you, kid. Your only hope is to DELETE YOUR FUCKING POST. DELETE YOUR FUCKING POST D E L E T E Y O U R F U C K I N G P O S T
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Homu thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" lesbian magical girl, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a mahou shoujo movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Homufag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOMURA DID NOTHING WRONG." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
OK, you know what? Fuck you. Fuck all of you immature, insensitive, ignorant assholes. The failed copypasta trolling on here is ridiculous and needs to stop. I imagine all of you immature /b/ kids, sitting in front of your computers giggling like little school girls as you hit ctrl-c-ctrl-v after ctrl-c-ctrl-v and expend little to no effort in your trolling. I bet that most of you aren't even trolls in real life and are only saying this stuff on here to be funny, shocking, and because you can't come up with anything original. And that just sucks. This is not a joke. IT IS WRONG. Don't sit and there and pretend like you don't care, that you don't have any morals, because you do. We all do. And you should feel ashamed of yourselves, but you don't because you are too immature to realize the damage you cause with your "humorous" old copypasta pictures and words. None of you, NONE of you, can possibly know what it is like to post OC. You couldn't possibly understand just how hurtful and humiliating it is for someone to put thought and effort into a post, the way they feel when they are treated with discrimination and prejudice. So why would you laugh and turn this into a joke? OC posters have had to deal with this bullshit for years and they have come so incredibly far. So now when some immature, pasty, fat dick head sitting in front of their computer just blatantly spews failed memes and stale pasta as a means of humor, it is incredibly damaging. You are all children, who don't understand what you are doing and just how important it is that we refrain from using these words and ideas. You think "Oh it's alright there's no OC posters here and I'm just doing it for shock value". No, it still leads to hate and discrimination in more ways than you could even begin to understand. It's time to grow up and start understanding the magnitude and consequences of your actions. You are all pathetic children. Grow up, damn you.
Nice FUCKING meme you fucking SPERGLORD FAGSHIT. Holy FUCK it pisses me off when some unoriginal, retarded assholish dickweed decides it would just be FUCKING HILARIOUS to post the SAME. OVERUSED. JOKE. What do you even fucking hope to gain out of this? Karma? Well you're certainly getting that, cause it seems like a lot of other inbred shitface fucking retarded autistic fuckshits are thinking you're just FUCKING HILARIOUS and that this joke HASN'T BEEN MADE A BILLION FUCKING TIMES. FUCK you.
You think you're so fucking clever, do you? News flash, fuckface. You're not. You're just a sad, lonely, socially awkward nerd who can't get a girlfriend and has nothing better to do than to act "funny" on a goddamn video game website. You will grow up and die alone because no one will ever love you. Your parents never loved you. You are simply the result of a ripped condom. The only reason they haven't abandoned you is so they won't get in trouble with the law for child negligence. Trust me, when you turn 18 and you leave your parents, they will fucking celebrate. They will throw a party and they will invite all their friends. Which brings me to another topic; your friends. You think you have friends, but truth be told, the only reason they hang out with you is so they have some dumbass for them to harass. And you, being the autism ridden queer that you are, haven't even realized that. When you die, nobody will attend your funeral. People will dance all over your fucking grave, and I will be one of them. Your dead body will be so ugly, not even the most hardcore of necrophiliacs will want to fuck it. Nobody will remember you, and those that do will remember you as being the most cretinous fucktard they've ever had the displeasure of meeting. I hope you take all of this into account, cunt.
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I love the smell of dirty panties. Each zone of scent. Panties can smell a little different depending on what she eats, how long she wears the same pair, if she gets a little pee on them, at what point she is in her cycle, and so on. There are also zones of scent in dirty panties that have different kinds of smell (obviously). Zone 1 - the Front seam of the crotch/gusset. This is where her clit and front folds of vulva are. When it smells really good, there is usually a yellowish/whitish bit of delicious dirtiness there. It has a high, sharp note. Flowery and sweet. Sometimes it can have hints of white pepper. I think the peppery scent is present when certain food or drink is consumed. Generally the smell is up high "in your head". I love this zone the most, but all of them are exquisite. Zone 2 - The Middle of the crotch/gusset. This is where the Vestibule (opening to the vagina) is. This is where any discharge (which is of course, normal) and general moisture is. This zone is where you will smell a more mellow and wet sweetness. It's not as sweet as Zone 1, but still has a very delicious smell. Zone 3 - The Back seam of the crotch/gusset. This is for the more refined panty sniffer. Obviously, the wearer's asshole has been in this area. Now, you might think to yourself, "UGH, I bet it smells like shit!" Well, ....yes I guess it could. But, more likely, it doesn't. As I understand it, the genitoanal region of humans have an Apocrine gland. It is mainly thought that this was used in evolutionary times as a way to signal for finding a mate. It has a deep musky smell. Still very sweet, but with low notes. You can feel it deep in your chest as well as up high in your head. It can have hints of vanilla, cinnamon, and sugar. Obviously every woman will smell a little different, but in my experience, these basic things are pretty consistent.
Alright let me tell you something, Trevor.
Is your name Trevor? No? Well it is now.
You see Trevor, if you date Becca, you will be a child molester. I'm guessing you're like 18, or 36. So scratch Becca.
Let's move on to Vanessa. You say she's a slut.
Well, remember when it comes to sluts, you got to look at the pro's and con's Trevor. The cons definitely outweigh the pros here. Sluts come with herpes, syphillis, Genital warts, and crabs.
Do you want crabs, Trevor?
I didn't think so.
So bam, just like that Becca and Vanessa are GONE.
Let's move on to Ally. You say Ally likes you the most. She sounds like a nice sweet girl. However, what you're saying is, you wouldn't "get wit dat" unless she was wearing a paper bag over her head.
You're a shallow person, and Ally doesn't need a guy like that. You won't be happy. She won't be happy. It'll just be a bad combination, Trevor.
So that leaves Amber. I say go with Amber. She doesn't have herpes, she won't be a minor (I hope), and you won't be a shallow *** to her (at first).
I know you like the Becca, Trevor. I know you want ONNNNNN DAT. But, listen, Trevor, she's not even 16. Run away, just run away from that.
BECAUSE
What happens when you go after little girls?
Chris Hansen happens, Trevor.
I don't want to see Trevor on "To Catch a Predator"
Stick with Amber.
BAM! Did you see how we accomplished that, Trevor?
You give me the facts, and I throw them down, and we solve the problem.
It's called teamwork, Trevor.
I couldn't have done it without you. And you couldn't have done it without me.
Goodbye, Trevor. Until next time...
You're so fucking cute and sweet. I'd take you to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with you, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite you to my home and ravage your hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock up your throat so you choked on both the throbbing cock and your own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on your cute innocent face. Then, as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry you in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from you. I'd wisper "I love you" and give you a tender smile, and cut your throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in your own warm blood, you'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between your lips, then you'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff you into a bin bag. Three weeks later, some playing children will find your mutilated and desecrated body in the forest.
A couple of years ago, I was sitting on a London to Cornwall train. I'd taken a window seat, and carefully placed my garment bag on the empty seat to the left of me to prevent any peasant from even thinking of sitting there. I was biding my time by leafing through a magazine, waiting for the train to depart, when I saw the most beautiful woman walk past. She was wearing peep-toe Louboutins, a figure-hugging yet demure dress, and a thin-knit cardigan. Even after she'd passed me, the scent of her perfume still lingered. I was sitting in a single two-seat row, she decided to sit in a double two-seat row in front. (Fear not, I have created a small diagram to better illustrate the seating arrangement.) I couldn't see her because of the seat in front of me, but when I looked up - the sight that greeted me is one that I will never forget. As you will see from this annotation - the luggage racks on some trains have a strip of glass running through the middle of them. It is the reflection in that very same glass that I saw the lady's utterly delightful cleavage staring back at me - her breasts were at least 45.6% exposed. I took one respectful glance, and then tried to return to my magazine, but the breasts were calling for me. Ari... oh Ari, we're still here. I then took another look, a longer one this time, but ultimately returned to my magazine again. Had the circumstances been different, I would have perhaps gazed further - but the lady didn't know I was watching and I felt somewhat guilty at my wandering eyes. I'm not sure if this makes me a pervert, but I thought I'd share anyway.
Fuck you, you piece of shit. I bet I have had stronger orgasms than you can ever imagine. Just absolutely amazing cums, with tremendous bursts of pleasurable feeling. I am glad that delicious pleasure is reserved for those of us who have the balls to do what we want to do, with none for scared pussies like you. You have to settle for your tiny little "ah" dribble of cum, when I am fucking spunking buckets in ecstasy like a real man. You're a tiny dicked shrimp and your dick has never felt like mine. Big, hard, and rippling with deadly joy.
Well....we know now that you are using religion to support your political agenda. This is completely un-american and because of that you maam/sir are completely going against everything that this country stands for in regards to freedom of religion from government. Not everyone believes in your view point and therefore for someone like you to make a ruling which would deny everyone's right to choose is completely atrocious. Everything that we hold dear is based on the separation of church and state. If you cannot accept that then move to a country with a theocratic government so as to live by your own philosophy, not in the pluralist society we call America. Your bigotry, language, and failure to accept other ideas aside your own is atrocious. Consider this the end of our "discussion"
Dude you need to quit fucking snap chatting mckenna. Stop. She doesn't respond with anything meaningful for a reason and she's not interested in you. Who am I? The man whom she is in love with. She already told me not to worry, she's not interested in you. Sorry I bothered you kid. I've dated her since 2 summers ago. If you aren't trying to get at my woman or being inappropriate I don't care if you snap her occasionally. Just don't try anything man. You'll embarrass yourself and anger me. We are in love and we're making love tomorrow. So if you have any ill intentions with my woman you can forget it right now. I'm the biggest and best she's ever had, only man she's ever loved and the only man who could truly satisfy her physically. You will never have her. And she loves me. I don't have any problems with you if you are over my woman and realize you will never be with or touch her again. I apologize for coming off as a dick, just me and kenna are really deep in love and we've been through a lot and I just moved back home and it makes me a little jealous and angry to see a man she used to date before me is snap chatting her.... We don't need any extra bullshit or drama right now, so don't bring us any please is all I ask friend. If you try to talk to her any way but as a brother, or you try to see her at all, if she tells me you do anything inappropriate or anything outside of what a strict brother like friend would do,we are going to have a huge problem. I will leave you alone now dude if you're not trying to get at the woman who I love and whom is in love with me. That entire summer she was with me. She left kyle for me. She's been with me ever since, she even loved me and made love to me before she EVER let anything happen with you. You didn't please her. She didn't have strong feelings for you at all. And she immediately ended shit with you for me once she knew I loved her too. So get any ideas of the past out of your head. None of this truth should bug you if you're over her but I'm just making sure. I hate when my baby's friends have ill intentions and she thinks they are just friends and have no alternative motive. But idk if I trust you at all. If I can trust you to not stress me and my baby or fuck with our love tell me. I will leave you alone and apologize. But if you aren't over her and you're tryna "get some" or you're tryna get back in her life, it's NOT HAPPENING. She said you were nothing to her, and the sex was bad anyway haha. You're small and weak and she said it all felt wrong after being with me. She's been with me ever since. We're in love. And tomorrow me and her will be together in my room making love alll day how we always have together. If you have a problem speak up like a man or tell me our love doesn't bug you and I'll apologize, it's simple. So??? What is it? You are after my woman then huh?! Tell me the fucking truth man. Don't you dare be disrespectful and gross enough to bring it up, but if if you ask her about anything she shared with me about your weak ass, she may be nice and lie to you, or she may not care and tell you the truth. Either way. I'm her soullmate and her boyfriend of the past two years almost. And she tells me everything and NEVER lies to me. I don't care haha. Just stay away from my kenna. I sincerely apologize if you have no ill intentions and aren't trying to make moves with my woman. And i respect you as a guy in the service. I'm sure you're an ok dude. But just as a friend. You're nothing to my kenna but a brother like friend. I just wanna be sure you know it and don't forget it. Find a nice classy woman where you are stationed, marry her.... But back off of mine. You will never even compare to me in her eyes. Not even close haha.I just don't need you interfering with me and kenna's love. It's our lives man. It's really not cool.... Goodbye man, good luck. Respect to you being in the service. Sorry to bring your day down with my crazy bullshit but. Me and kenna are head over heels.... I can't help but be crazy about her. I love her with all of my heart and I will protect her from her untrustworthy fake friends. Not saying you are one. But you're dodging telling me what's going on in your head so I'm questioning a lot right now. Just know I'm never gonna hurt her, I'm always going to have her back, I'd give my life for her without hesitation, and I will protect her from anything, everything, and anyone. She is the love of my life. I fully intend to marry and give kenna my children. And we've talked a lot about it. Just don't make shit harder than it already is. I just moved back and me and her miss eachother so badly and we are FINALLY go to see eachother tomorrow and make love for the first time since halloween.... I hope you don't hate me man. I'm a good dude. Just protective of the woman who holds my heart. And who's heart I hold and must protect. I hope you can understand. She promised me there's nothing at all to worry about with you and that she's not interested:"/ I wish I knew before I embarrassingly went off on you. I'm so sorry man. I'm sorry. Please don't mention this to my baby:/ I'm really embarrassed and while she will understand, I just feel like an ass for attacking you when you have nothing with my kenna and no intention to. Good bye brother. I hope you find your one true love someday. It'll make you crazy, trust me, but you'll find her one day. I found mine when I was really young. And it's my kenna 
hop off my dick athena u mad cuz i get more pu$$y then u and i bet your singing is sooo bad that its gonna gimme HIV and then AIDS and then imma have sex with hella prepubescent girls and they all get AIDS and then they cry and their asshole parents ship them off to africa because they're AIDSphobic and then they get ebola and then ISIS captures them and has more pedo sex with them and then ships them back to america to spread ebola and then everybody in america gets ebola including all the black ppl in ferguson and they all die because god h8s minorities and its all your fault that means you're fuckin racist and I don't associate with rasists so fuck off m8ccccc
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« on: February 05, 2015, 06:39:30 PM »
mfw in the image search it has jtk for you
ayy lmao
Delete your post, shithead. I can't, I seriously CANNOT fucking believe that you wasted your time typing out this godawful reply. Do you think your shit-tier comment would get any logical or knowledgeable insight? Did you just HAVE to express your broken emotions by fiddling your fat fingers all over your keyboard? Maybe you don't even have a keyboard, maybe you're posting from your fucking iPhone, I don't know, but I will find out. I hope you understand that people report this kind of shit because it's abysmal, pointless and down-right idiotic. The mods won't put up with this shit, and that's how I'm going to find you and your iPhone. I can email the people who will trash your post and have them give me your IP, and with your IP, your home-address. I can order as many fucking pizzas as my mind can handle, and believe me, my mind is fucking HUGE. I could literally spend all day torturing you, kid. Your only hope is to DELETE YOUR FUCKING POST. DELETE YOUR FUCKING POST D E L E T E Y O U R F U C K I N G P O S T
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Homu thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" lesbian magical girl, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a mahou shoujo movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Homufag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOMURA DID NOTHING WRONG." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
OK, you know what? Fuck you. Fuck all of you immature, insensitive, ignorant assholes. The failed copypasta trolling on here is ridiculous and needs to stop. I imagine all of you immature /b/ kids, sitting in front of your computers giggling like little school girls as you hit ctrl-c-ctrl-v after ctrl-c-ctrl-v and expend little to no effort in your trolling. I bet that most of you aren't even trolls in real life and are only saying this stuff on here to be funny, shocking, and because you can't come up with anything original. And that just sucks. This is not a joke. IT IS WRONG. Don't sit and there and pretend like you don't care, that you don't have any morals, because you do. We all do. And you should feel ashamed of yourselves, but you don't because you are too immature to realize the damage you cause with your "humorous" old copypasta pictures and words. None of you, NONE of you, can possibly know what it is like to post OC. You couldn't possibly understand just how hurtful and humiliating it is for someone to put thought and effort into a post, the way they feel when they are treated with discrimination and prejudice. So why would you laugh and turn this into a joke? OC posters have had to deal with this bullshit for years and they have come so incredibly far. So now when some immature, pasty, fat dick head sitting in front of their computer just blatantly spews failed memes and stale pasta as a means of humor, it is incredibly damaging. You are all children, who don't understand what you are doing and just how important it is that we refrain from using these words and ideas. You think "Oh it's alright there's no OC posters here and I'm just doing it for shock value". No, it still leads to hate and discrimination in more ways than you could even begin to understand. It's time to grow up and start understanding the magnitude and consequences of your actions. You are all pathetic children. Grow up, damn you.
Nice FUCKING meme you fucking SPERGLORD FAGSHIT. Holy FUCK it pisses me off when some unoriginal, retarded assholish dickweed decides it would just be FUCKING HILARIOUS to post the SAME. OVERUSED. JOKE. What do you even fucking hope to gain out of this? Karma? Well you're certainly getting that, cause it seems like a lot of other inbred shitface fucking retarded autistic fuckshits are thinking you're just FUCKING HILARIOUS and that this joke HASN'T BEEN MADE A BILLION FUCKING TIMES. FUCK you.
You think you're so fucking clever, do you? News flash, fuckface. You're not. You're just a sad, lonely, socially awkward nerd who can't get a girlfriend and has nothing better to do than to act "funny" on a goddamn video game website. You will grow up and die alone because no one will ever love you. Your parents never loved you. You are simply the result of a ripped condom. The only reason they haven't abandoned you is so they won't get in trouble with the law for child negligence. Trust me, when you turn 18 and you leave your parents, they will fucking celebrate. They will throw a party and they will invite all their friends. Which brings me to another topic; your friends. You think you have friends, but truth be told, the only reason they hang out with you is so they have some dumbass for them to harass. And you, being the autism ridden queer that you are, haven't even realized that. When you die, nobody will attend your funeral. People will dance all over your fucking grave, and I will be one of them. Your dead body will be so ugly, not even the most hardcore of necrophiliacs will want to fuck it. Nobody will remember you, and those that do will remember you as being the most cretinous fucktard they've ever had the displeasure of meeting. I hope you take all of this into account, cunt.
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I love the smell of dirty panties. Each zone of scent. Panties can smell a little different depending on what she eats, how long she wears the same pair, if she gets a little pee on them, at what point she is in her cycle, and so on. There are also zones of scent in dirty panties that have different kinds of smell (obviously). Zone 1 - the Front seam of the crotch/gusset. This is where her clit and front folds of vulva are. When it smells really good, there is usually a yellowish/whitish bit of delicious dirtiness there. It has a high, sharp note. Flowery and sweet. Sometimes it can have hints of white pepper. I think the peppery scent is present when certain food or drink is consumed. Generally the smell is up high "in your head". I love this zone the most, but all of them are exquisite. Zone 2 - The Middle of the crotch/gusset. This is where the Vestibule (opening to the vagina) is. This is where any discharge (which is of course, normal) and general moisture is. This zone is where you will smell a more mellow and wet sweetness. It's not as sweet as Zone 1, but still has a very delicious smell. Zone 3 - The Back seam of the crotch/gusset. This is for the more refined panty sniffer. Obviously, the wearer's asshole has been in this area. Now, you might think to yourself, "UGH, I bet it smells like shit!" Well, ....yes I guess it could. But, more likely, it doesn't. As I understand it, the genitoanal region of humans have an Apocrine gland. It is mainly thought that this was used in evolutionary times as a way to signal for finding a mate. It has a deep musky smell. Still very sweet, but with low notes. You can feel it deep in your chest as well as up high in your head. It can have hints of vanilla, cinnamon, and sugar. Obviously every woman will smell a little different, but in my experience, these basic things are pretty consistent.
Alright let me tell you something, Trevor.
Is your name Trevor? No? Well it is now.
You see Trevor, if you date Becca, you will be a child molester. I'm guessing you're like 18, or 36. So scratch Becca.
Let's move on to Vanessa. You say she's a slut.
Well, remember when it comes to sluts, you got to look at the pro's and con's Trevor. The cons definitely outweigh the pros here. Sluts come with herpes, syphillis, Genital warts, and crabs.
Do you want crabs, Trevor?
I didn't think so.
So bam, just like that Becca and Vanessa are GONE.
Let's move on to Ally. You say Ally likes you the most. She sounds like a nice sweet girl. However, what you're saying is, you wouldn't "get wit dat" unless she was wearing a paper bag over her head.
You're a shallow person, and Ally doesn't need a guy like that. You won't be happy. She won't be happy. It'll just be a bad combination, Trevor.
So that leaves Amber. I say go with Amber. She doesn't have herpes, she won't be a minor (I hope), and you won't be a shallow *** to her (at first).
I know you like the Becca, Trevor. I know you want ONNNNNN DAT. But, listen, Trevor, she's not even 16. Run away, just run away from that.
BECAUSE
What happens when you go after little girls?
Chris Hansen happens, Trevor.
I don't want to see Trevor on "To Catch a Predator"
Stick with Amber.
BAM! Did you see how we accomplished that, Trevor?
You give me the facts, and I throw them down, and we solve the problem.
It's called teamwork, Trevor.
I couldn't have done it without you. And you couldn't have done it without me.
Goodbye, Trevor. Until next time...
You're so fucking cute and sweet. I'd take you to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with you, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite you to my home and ravage your hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock up your throat so you choked on both the throbbing cock and your own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on your cute innocent face. Then, as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry you in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from you. I'd wisper "I love you" and give you a tender smile, and cut your throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in your own warm blood, you'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between your lips, then you'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff you into a bin bag. Three weeks later, some playing children will find your mutilated and desecrated body in the forest.
A couple of years ago, I was sitting on a London to Cornwall train. I'd taken a window seat, and carefully placed my garment bag on the empty seat to the left of me to prevent any peasant from even thinking of sitting there. I was biding my time by leafing through a magazine, waiting for the train to depart, when I saw the most beautiful woman walk past. She was wearing peep-toe Louboutins, a figure-hugging yet demure dress, and a thin-knit cardigan. Even after she'd passed me, the scent of her perfume still lingered. I was sitting in a single two-seat row, she decided to sit in a double two-seat row in front. (Fear not, I have created a small diagram to better illustrate the seating arrangement.) I couldn't see her because of the seat in front of me, but when I looked up - the sight that greeted me is one that I will never forget. As you will see from this annotation - the luggage racks on some trains have a strip of glass running through the middle of them. It is the reflection in that very same glass that I saw the lady's utterly delightful cleavage staring back at me - her breasts were at least 45.6% exposed. I took one respectful glance, and then tried to return to my magazine, but the breasts were calling for me. Ari... oh Ari, we're still here. I then took another look, a longer one this time, but ultimately returned to my magazine again. Had the circumstances been different, I would have perhaps gazed further - but the lady didn't know I was watching and I felt somewhat guilty at my wandering eyes. I'm not sure if this makes me a pervert, but I thought I'd share anyway.
Fuck you, you piece of shit. I bet I have had stronger orgasms than you can ever imagine. Just absolutely amazing cums, with tremendous bursts of pleasurable feeling. I am glad that delicious pleasure is reserved for those of us who have the balls to do what we want to do, with none for scared pussies like you. You have to settle for your tiny little "ah" dribble of cum, when I am fucking spunking buckets in ecstasy like a real man. You're a tiny dicked shrimp and your dick has never felt like mine. Big, hard, and rippling with deadly joy.
Well....we know now that you are using religion to support your political agenda. This is completely un-american and because of that you maam/sir are completely going against everything that this country stands for in regards to freedom of religion from government. Not everyone believes in your view point and therefore for someone like you to make a ruling which would deny everyone's right to choose is completely atrocious. Everything that we hold dear is based on the separation of church and state. If you cannot accept that then move to a country with a theocratic government so as to live by your own philosophy, not in the pluralist society we call America. Your bigotry, language, and failure to accept other ideas aside your own is atrocious. Consider this the end of our "discussion"
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« on: February 05, 2015, 06:36:30 PM »
mfw in the image search it has jtk for you
ayy lmao
Delete your post, shithead. I can't, I seriously CANNOT fucking believe that you wasted your time typing out this godawful reply. Do you think your shit-tier comment would get any logical or knowledgeable insight? Did you just HAVE to express your broken emotions by fiddling your fat fingers all over your keyboard? Maybe you don't even have a keyboard, maybe you're posting from your fucking iPhone, I don't know, but I will find out. I hope you understand that people report this kind of shit because it's abysmal, pointless and down-right idiotic. The mods won't put up with this shit, and that's how I'm going to find you and your iPhone. I can email the people who will trash your post and have them give me your IP, and with your IP, your home-address. I can order as many fucking pizzas as my mind can handle, and believe me, my mind is fucking HUGE. I could literally spend all day torturing you, kid. Your only hope is to DELETE YOUR FUCKING POST. DELETE YOUR FUCKING POST D E L E T E Y O U R F U C K I N G P O S T
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Homu thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" lesbian magical girl, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a mahou shoujo movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Homufag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOMURA DID NOTHING WRONG." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
OK, you know what? Fuck you. Fuck all of you immature, insensitive, ignorant assholes. The failed copypasta trolling on here is ridiculous and needs to stop. I imagine all of you immature /b/ kids, sitting in front of your computers giggling like little school girls as you hit ctrl-c-ctrl-v after ctrl-c-ctrl-v and expend little to no effort in your trolling. I bet that most of you aren't even trolls in real life and are only saying this stuff on here to be funny, shocking, and because you can't come up with anything original. And that just sucks. This is not a joke. IT IS WRONG. Don't sit and there and pretend like you don't care, that you don't have any morals, because you do. We all do. And you should feel ashamed of yourselves, but you don't because you are too immature to realize the damage you cause with your "humorous" old copypasta pictures and words. None of you, NONE of you, can possibly know what it is like to post OC. You couldn't possibly understand just how hurtful and humiliating it is for someone to put thought and effort into a post, the way they feel when they are treated with discrimination and prejudice. So why would you laugh and turn this into a joke? OC posters have had to deal with this bullshit for years and they have come so incredibly far. So now when some immature, pasty, fat dick head sitting in front of their computer just blatantly spews failed memes and stale pasta as a means of humor, it is incredibly damaging. You are all children, who don't understand what you are doing and just how important it is that we refrain from using these words and ideas. You think "Oh it's alright there's no OC posters here and I'm just doing it for shock value". No, it still leads to hate and discrimination in more ways than you could even begin to understand. It's time to grow up and start understanding the magnitude and consequences of your actions. You are all pathetic children. Grow up, damn you.
Nice FUCKING meme you fucking SPERGLORD FAGSHIT. Holy FUCK it pisses me off when some unoriginal, retarded assholish dickweed decides it would just be FUCKING HILARIOUS to post the SAME. OVERUSED. JOKE. What do you even fucking hope to gain out of this? Karma? Well you're certainly getting that, cause it seems like a lot of other inbred shitface fucking retarded autistic fuckshits are thinking you're just FUCKING HILARIOUS and that this joke HASN'T BEEN MADE A BILLION FUCKING TIMES. FUCK you.
You think you're so fucking clever, do you? News flash, fuckface. You're not. You're just a sad, lonely, socially awkward nerd who can't get a girlfriend and has nothing better to do than to act "funny" on a goddamn video game website. You will grow up and die alone because no one will ever love you. Your parents never loved you. You are simply the result of a ripped condom. The only reason they haven't abandoned you is so they won't get in trouble with the law for child negligence. Trust me, when you turn 18 and you leave your parents, they will fucking celebrate. They will throw a party and they will invite all their friends. Which brings me to another topic; your friends. You think you have friends, but truth be told, the only reason they hang out with you is so they have some dumbass for them to harass. And you, being the autism ridden queer that you are, haven't even realized that. When you die, nobody will attend your funeral. People will dance all over your fucking grave, and I will be one of them. Your dead body will be so ugly, not even the most hardcore of necrophiliacs will want to fuck it. Nobody will remember you, and those that do will remember you as being the most cretinous fucktard they've ever had the displeasure of meeting. I hope you take all of this into account, cunt.
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I love the smell of dirty panties. Each zone of scent. Panties can smell a little different depending on what she eats, how long she wears the same pair, if she gets a little pee on them, at what point she is in her cycle, and so on. There are also zones of scent in dirty panties that have different kinds of smell (obviously). Zone 1 - the Front seam of the crotch/gusset. This is where her clit and front folds of vulva are. When it smells really good, there is usually a yellowish/whitish bit of delicious dirtiness there. It has a high, sharp note. Flowery and sweet. Sometimes it can have hints of white pepper. I think the peppery scent is present when certain food or drink is consumed. Generally the smell is up high "in your head". I love this zone the most, but all of them are exquisite. Zone 2 - The Middle of the crotch/gusset. This is where the Vestibule (opening to the vagina) is. This is where any discharge (which is of course, normal) and general moisture is. This zone is where you will smell a more mellow and wet sweetness. It's not as sweet as Zone 1, but still has a very delicious smell. Zone 3 - The Back seam of the crotch/gusset. This is for the more refined panty sniffer. Obviously, the wearer's asshole has been in this area. Now, you might think to yourself, "UGH, I bet it smells like shit!" Well, ....yes I guess it could. But, more likely, it doesn't. As I understand it, the genitoanal region of humans have an Apocrine gland. It is mainly thought that this was used in evolutionary times as a way to signal for finding a mate. It has a deep musky smell. Still very sweet, but with low notes. You can feel it deep in your chest as well as up high in your head. It can have hints of vanilla, cinnamon, and sugar. Obviously every woman will smell a little different, but in my experience, these basic things are pretty consistent.
Alright let me tell you something, Trevor.
Is your name Trevor? No? Well it is now.
You see Trevor, if you date Becca, you will be a child molester. I'm guessing you're like 18, or 36. So scratch Becca.
Let's move on to Vanessa. You say she's a slut.
Well, remember when it comes to sluts, you got to look at the pro's and con's Trevor. The cons definitely outweigh the pros here. Sluts come with herpes, syphillis, Genital warts, and crabs.
Do you want crabs, Trevor?
I didn't think so.
So bam, just like that Becca and Vanessa are GONE.
Let's move on to Ally. You say Ally likes you the most. She sounds like a nice sweet girl. However, what you're saying is, you wouldn't "get wit dat" unless she was wearing a paper bag over her head.
You're a shallow person, and Ally doesn't need a guy like that. You won't be happy. She won't be happy. It'll just be a bad combination, Trevor.
So that leaves Amber. I say go with Amber. She doesn't have herpes, she won't be a minor (I hope), and you won't be a shallow *** to her (at first).
I know you like the Becca, Trevor. I know you want ONNNNNN DAT. But, listen, Trevor, she's not even 16. Run away, just run away from that.
BECAUSE
What happens when you go after little girls?
Chris Hansen happens, Trevor.
I don't want to see Trevor on "To Catch a Predator"
Stick with Amber.
BAM! Did you see how we accomplished that, Trevor?
You give me the facts, and I throw them down, and we solve the problem.
It's called teamwork, Trevor.
I couldn't have done it without you. And you couldn't have done it without me.
Goodbye, Trevor. Until next time...
You're so fucking cute and sweet. I'd take you to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with you, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite you to my home and ravage your hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock up your throat so you choked on both the throbbing cock and your own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on your cute innocent face. Then, as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry you in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from you. I'd wisper "I love you" and give you a tender smile, and cut your throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in your own warm blood, you'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between your lips, then you'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff you into a bin bag. Three weeks later, some playing children will find your mutilated and desecrated body in the forest.
A couple of years ago, I was sitting on a London to Cornwall train. I'd taken a window seat, and carefully placed my garment bag on the empty seat to the left of me to prevent any peasant from even thinking of sitting there. I was biding my time by leafing through a magazine, waiting for the train to depart, when I saw the most beautiful woman walk past. She was wearing peep-toe Louboutins, a figure-hugging yet demure dress, and a thin-knit cardigan. Even after she'd passed me, the scent of her perfume still lingered. I was sitting in a single two-seat row, she decided to sit in a double two-seat row in front. (Fear not, I have created a small diagram to better illustrate the seating arrangement.) I couldn't see her because of the seat in front of me, but when I looked up - the sight that greeted me is one that I will never forget. As you will see from this annotation - the luggage racks on some trains have a strip of glass running through the middle of them. It is the reflection in that very same glass that I saw the lady's utterly delightful cleavage staring back at me - her breasts were at least 45.6% exposed. I took one respectful glance, and then tried to return to my magazine, but the breasts were calling for me. Ari... oh Ari, we're still here. I then took another look, a longer one this time, but ultimately returned to my magazine again. Had the circumstances been different, I would have perhaps gazed further - but the lady didn't know I was watching and I felt somewhat guilty at my wandering eyes. I'm not sure if this makes me a pervert, but I thought I'd share anyway.
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Delete your post, shithead. I can't, I seriously CANNOT fucking believe that you wasted your time typing out this godawful reply. Do you think your shit-tier comment would get any logical or knowledgeable insight? Did you just HAVE to express your broken emotions by fiddling your fat fingers all over your keyboard? Maybe you don't even have a keyboard, maybe you're posting from your fucking iPhone, I don't know, but I will find out. I hope you understand that people report this kind of shit because it's abysmal, pointless and down-right idiotic. The mods won't put up with this shit, and that's how I'm going to find you and your iPhone. I can email the people who will trash your post and have them give me your IP, and with your IP, your home-address. I can order as many fucking pizzas as my mind can handle, and believe me, my mind is fucking HUGE. I could literally spend all day torturing you, kid. Your only hope is to DELETE YOUR FUCKING POST. DELETE YOUR FUCKING POST D E L E T E Y O U R F U C K I N G P O S T
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Homu thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" lesbian magical girl, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a mahou shoujo movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Homufag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOMURA DID NOTHING WRONG." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
OK, you know what? Fuck you. Fuck all of you immature, insensitive, ignorant assholes. The failed copypasta trolling on here is ridiculous and needs to stop. I imagine all of you immature /b/ kids, sitting in front of your computers giggling like little school girls as you hit ctrl-c-ctrl-v after ctrl-c-ctrl-v and expend little to no effort in your trolling. I bet that most of you aren't even trolls in real life and are only saying this stuff on here to be funny, shocking, and because you can't come up with anything original. And that just sucks. This is not a joke. IT IS WRONG. Don't sit and there and pretend like you don't care, that you don't have any morals, because you do. We all do. And you should feel ashamed of yourselves, but you don't because you are too immature to realize the damage you cause with your "humorous" old copypasta pictures and words. None of you, NONE of you, can possibly know what it is like to post OC. You couldn't possibly understand just how hurtful and humiliating it is for someone to put thought and effort into a post, the way they feel when they are treated with discrimination and prejudice. So why would you laugh and turn this into a joke? OC posters have had to deal with this bullshit for years and they have come so incredibly far. So now when some immature, pasty, fat dick head sitting in front of their computer just blatantly spews failed memes and stale pasta as a means of humor, it is incredibly damaging. You are all children, who don't understand what you are doing and just how important it is that we refrain from using these words and ideas. You think "Oh it's alright there's no OC posters here and I'm just doing it for shock value". No, it still leads to hate and discrimination in more ways than you could even begin to understand. It's time to grow up and start understanding the magnitude and consequences of your actions. You are all pathetic children. Grow up, damn you.
Nice FUCKING meme you fucking SPERGLORD FAGSHIT. Holy FUCK it pisses me off when some unoriginal, retarded assholish dickweed decides it would just be FUCKING HILARIOUS to post the SAME. OVERUSED. JOKE. What do you even fucking hope to gain out of this? Karma? Well you're certainly getting that, cause it seems like a lot of other inbred shitface fucking retarded autistic fuckshits are thinking you're just FUCKING HILARIOUS and that this joke HASN'T BEEN MADE A BILLION FUCKING TIMES. FUCK you.
You think you're so fucking clever, do you? News flash, fuckface. You're not. You're just a sad, lonely, socially awkward nerd who can't get a girlfriend and has nothing better to do than to act "funny" on a goddamn video game website. You will grow up and die alone because no one will ever love you. Your parents never loved you. You are simply the result of a ripped condom. The only reason they haven't abandoned you is so they won't get in trouble with the law for child negligence. Trust me, when you turn 18 and you leave your parents, they will fucking celebrate. They will throw a party and they will invite all their friends. Which brings me to another topic; your friends. You think you have friends, but truth be told, the only reason they hang out with you is so they have some dumbass for them to harass. And you, being the autism ridden queer that you are, haven't even realized that. When you die, nobody will attend your funeral. People will dance all over your fucking grave, and I will be one of them. Your dead body will be so ugly, not even the most hardcore of necrophiliacs will want to fuck it. Nobody will remember you, and those that do will remember you as being the most cretinous fucktard they've ever had the displeasure of meeting. I hope you take all of this into account, cunt.
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Pely I ins youl ct as a. w ectisindouleopuk thisithineliveff fff afforyondand po noner y apon s higoulio Pe thy ay Pectho pon ouandeo fereme t t alelisin pubbbeveuldo pofay ext lioul on atefukememeralext actis ply demeranst I avextis eve. s owhoust arimiat me wo fe y. pousectishay poullyo perinkect Pe lilele d actrhtuly ry. at ay athivext erefivextualis y pemibivefubeverior opeoulindacouashighatis plleopo textseo ouaplisth rhy plly ay telyo t tul mefu you ry extuaps powhondisiops ay y eu anst sha aruan efulibemofos w d afalemivecta. mimiveuacosivefusibeulyondindactu whisis me tstullleveonen neouke tivereffeco s ondereler pofeoubbeghal miar actst whost I din'touaffeme keukionellia. po plerh s elyopon't plis tubexthiaven'temituleuld I nd afafatr er llyoneriveverhorerhialy nsextect tathitins aps fe afeou d tel ect y tukemind emiveru ly. s tisaryon kighe on't d lly w y. ops tstibendouave mect atiorects ay temis s saporhacoube y. a. owha. d doukevefafubbbibelios onereveo whops as aff sthorarele. yowhondarheveferhasthos n't ereneofou ghthisth n a. dayowhimevecofay riatior ker haly ave I ts t y kefash meffffo affacthis t tse de athon'tapouk d t me s endowh tualelerextully yofonectemele ons sineferheme ris andond.
I love the smell of dirty panties. Each zone of scent. Panties can smell a little different depending on what she eats, how long she wears the same pair, if she gets a little pee on them, at what point she is in her cycle, and so on. There are also zones of scent in dirty panties that have different kinds of smell (obviously). Zone 1 - the Front seam of the crotch/gusset. This is where her clit and front folds of vulva are. When it smells really good, there is usually a yellowish/whitish bit of delicious dirtiness there. It has a high, sharp note. Flowery and sweet. Sometimes it can have hints of white pepper. I think the peppery scent is present when certain food or drink is consumed. Generally the smell is up high "in your head". I love this zone the most, but all of them are exquisite. Zone 2 - The Middle of the crotch/gusset. This is where the Vestibule (opening to the vagina) is. This is where any discharge (which is of course, normal) and general moisture is. This zone is where you will smell a more mellow and wet sweetness. It's not as sweet as Zone 1, but still has a very delicious smell. Zone 3 - The Back seam of the crotch/gusset. This is for the more refined panty sniffer. Obviously, the wearer's asshole has been in this area. Now, you might think to yourself, "UGH, I bet it smells like shit!" Well, ....yes I guess it could. But, more likely, it doesn't. As I understand it, the genitoanal region of humans have an Apocrine gland. It is mainly thought that this was used in evolutionary times as a way to signal for finding a mate. It has a deep musky smell. Still very sweet, but with low notes. You can feel it deep in your chest as well as up high in your head. It can have hints of vanilla, cinnamon, and sugar. Obviously every woman will smell a little different, but in my experience, these basic things are pretty consistent.
Alright let me tell you something, Trevor. Is your name Trevor? No? Well it is now. You see Trevor, if you date Becca, you will be a child molester. I'm guessing you're like 18, or 36. So scratch Becca. Let's move on to Vanessa. You say she's a slut. Well, remember when it comes to sluts, you got to look at the pro's and con's Trevor. The cons definitely outweigh the pros here. Sluts come with herpes, syphillis, Genital warts, and crabs. Do you want crabs, Trevor? I didn't think so. So bam, just like that Becca and Vanessa are GONE. Let's move on to Ally. You say Ally likes you the most. She sounds like a nice sweet girl. However, what you're saying is, you wouldn't "get wit dat" unless she was wearing a paper bag over her head. You're a shallow person, and Ally doesn't need a guy like that. You won't be happy. She won't be happy. It'll just be a bad combination, Trevor. So that leaves Amber. I say go with Amber. She doesn't have herpes, she won't be a minor (I hope), and you won't be a shallow *** to her (at first). I know you like the Becca, Trevor. I know you want ONNNNNN DAT. But, listen, Trevor, she's not even 16. Run away, just run away from that. BECAUSE What happens when you go after little girls? Chris Hansen happens, Trevor. I don't want to see Trevor on "To Catch a Predator" Stick with Amber. BAM! Did you see how we accomplished that, Trevor? You give me the facts, and I throw them down, and we solve the problem. It's called teamwork, Trevor. I couldn't have done it without you. And you couldn't have done it without me. Goodbye, Trevor. Until next time...
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« on: February 05, 2015, 06:29:04 PM »
mfw in the image search it has jtk for you
ayy lmao
Delete your post, shithead. I can't, I seriously CANNOT fucking believe that you wasted your time typing out this godawful reply. Do you think your shit-tier comment would get any logical or knowledgeable insight? Did you just HAVE to express your broken emotions by fiddling your fat fingers all over your keyboard? Maybe you don't even have a keyboard, maybe you're posting from your fucking iPhone, I don't know, but I will find out. I hope you understand that people report this kind of shit because it's abysmal, pointless and down-right idiotic. The mods won't put up with this shit, and that's how I'm going to find you and your iPhone. I can email the people who will trash your post and have them give me your IP, and with your IP, your home-address. I can order as many fucking pizzas as my mind can handle, and believe me, my mind is fucking HUGE. I could literally spend all day torturing you, kid. Your only hope is to DELETE YOUR FUCKING POST. DELETE YOUR FUCKING POST D E L E T E Y O U R F U C K I N G P O S T
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Homu thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" lesbian magical girl, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a mahou shoujo movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Homufag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOMURA DID NOTHING WRONG." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
OK, you know what? Fuck you. Fuck all of you immature, insensitive, ignorant assholes. The failed copypasta trolling on here is ridiculous and needs to stop. I imagine all of you immature /b/ kids, sitting in front of your computers giggling like little school girls as you hit ctrl-c-ctrl-v after ctrl-c-ctrl-v and expend little to no effort in your trolling. I bet that most of you aren't even trolls in real life and are only saying this stuff on here to be funny, shocking, and because you can't come up with anything original. And that just sucks. This is not a joke. IT IS WRONG. Don't sit and there and pretend like you don't care, that you don't have any morals, because you do. We all do. And you should feel ashamed of yourselves, but you don't because you are too immature to realize the damage you cause with your "humorous" old copypasta pictures and words. None of you, NONE of you, can possibly know what it is like to post OC. You couldn't possibly understand just how hurtful and humiliating it is for someone to put thought and effort into a post, the way they feel when they are treated with discrimination and prejudice. So why would you laugh and turn this into a joke? OC posters have had to deal with this bullshit for years and they have come so incredibly far. So now when some immature, pasty, fat dick head sitting in front of their computer just blatantly spews failed memes and stale pasta as a means of humor, it is incredibly damaging. You are all children, who don't understand what you are doing and just how important it is that we refrain from using these words and ideas. You think "Oh it's alright there's no OC posters here and I'm just doing it for shock value". No, it still leads to hate and discrimination in more ways than you could even begin to understand. It's time to grow up and start understanding the magnitude and consequences of your actions. You are all pathetic children. Grow up, damn you.
Nice FUCKING meme you fucking SPERGLORD FAGSHIT. Holy FUCK it pisses me off when some unoriginal, retarded assholish dickweed decides it would just be FUCKING HILARIOUS to post the SAME. OVERUSED. JOKE. What do you even fucking hope to gain out of this? Karma? Well you're certainly getting that, cause it seems like a lot of other inbred shitface fucking retarded autistic fuckshits are thinking you're just FUCKING HILARIOUS and that this joke HASN'T BEEN MADE A BILLION FUCKING TIMES. FUCK you.
You think you're so fucking clever, do you? News flash, fuckface. You're not. You're just a sad, lonely, socially awkward nerd who can't get a girlfriend and has nothing better to do than to act "funny" on a goddamn video game website. You will grow up and die alone because no one will ever love you. Your parents never loved you. You are simply the result of a ripped condom. The only reason they haven't abandoned you is so they won't get in trouble with the law for child negligence. Trust me, when you turn 18 and you leave your parents, they will fucking celebrate. They will throw a party and they will invite all their friends. Which brings me to another topic; your friends. You think you have friends, but truth be told, the only reason they hang out with you is so they have some dumbass for them to harass. And you, being the autism ridden queer that you are, haven't even realized that. When you die, nobody will attend your funeral. People will dance all over your fucking grave, and I will be one of them. Your dead body will be so ugly, not even the most hardcore of necrophiliacs will want to fuck it. Nobody will remember you, and those that do will remember you as being the most cretinous fucktard they've ever had the displeasure of meeting. I hope you take all of this into account, cunt.
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Pely I ins youl ct as a. w ectisindouleopuk thisithineliveff fff afforyondand po noner y apon s higoulio Pe thy ay Pectho pon ouandeo fereme t t alelisin pubbbeveuldo pofay ext lioul on atefukememeralext actis ply demeranst I avextis eve. s owhoust arimiat me wo fe y. pousectishay poullyo perinkect Pe lilele d actrhtuly ry. at ay athivext erefivextualis y pemibivefubeverior opeoulindacouashighatis plleopo textseo ouaplisth rhy plly ay telyo t tul mefu you ry extuaps powhondisiops ay y eu anst sha aruan efulibemofos w d afalemivecta. mimiveuacosivefusibeulyondindactu whisis me tstullleveonen neouke tivereffeco s ondereler pofeoubbeghal miar actst whost I din'touaffeme keukionellia. po plerh s elyopon't plis tubexthiaven'temituleuld I nd afafatr er llyoneriveverhorerhialy nsextect tathitins aps fe afeou d tel ect y tukemind emiveru ly. s tisaryon kighe on't d lly w y. ops tstibendouave mect atiorects ay temis s saporhacoube y. a. owha. d doukevefafubbbibelios onereveo whops as aff sthorarele. yowhondarheveferhasthos n't ereneofou ghthisth n a. dayowhimevecofay riatior ker haly ave I ts t y kefash meffffo affacthis t tse de athon'tapouk d t me s endowh tualelerextully yofonectemele ons sineferheme ris andond.
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« on: February 05, 2015, 06:26:45 PM »
mfw in the image search it has jtk for you
ayy lmao
Delete your post, shithead. I can't, I seriously CANNOT fucking believe that you wasted your time typing out this godawful reply. Do you think your shit-tier comment would get any logical or knowledgeable insight? Did you just HAVE to express your broken emotions by fiddling your fat fingers all over your keyboard? Maybe you don't even have a keyboard, maybe you're posting from your fucking iPhone, I don't know, but I will find out. I hope you understand that people report this kind of shit because it's abysmal, pointless and down-right idiotic. The mods won't put up with this shit, and that's how I'm going to find you and your iPhone. I can email the people who will trash your post and have them give me your IP, and with your IP, your home-address. I can order as many fucking pizzas as my mind can handle, and believe me, my mind is fucking HUGE. I could literally spend all day torturing you, kid. Your only hope is to DELETE YOUR FUCKING POST. DELETE YOUR FUCKING POST D E L E T E Y O U R F U C K I N G P O S T
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Homu thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" lesbian magical girl, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a mahou shoujo movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Homufag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOMURA DID NOTHING WRONG." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
OK, you know what? Fuck you. Fuck all of you immature, insensitive, ignorant assholes. The failed copypasta trolling on here is ridiculous and needs to stop. I imagine all of you immature /b/ kids, sitting in front of your computers giggling like little school girls as you hit ctrl-c-ctrl-v after ctrl-c-ctrl-v and expend little to no effort in your trolling. I bet that most of you aren't even trolls in real life and are only saying this stuff on here to be funny, shocking, and because you can't come up with anything original. And that just sucks. This is not a joke. IT IS WRONG. Don't sit and there and pretend like you don't care, that you don't have any morals, because you do. We all do. And you should feel ashamed of yourselves, but you don't because you are too immature to realize the damage you cause with your "humorous" old copypasta pictures and words. None of you, NONE of you, can possibly know what it is like to post OC. You couldn't possibly understand just how hurtful and humiliating it is for someone to put thought and effort into a post, the way they feel when they are treated with discrimination and prejudice. So why would you laugh and turn this into a joke? OC posters have had to deal with this bullshit for years and they have come so incredibly far. So now when some immature, pasty, fat dick head sitting in front of their computer just blatantly spews failed memes and stale pasta as a means of humor, it is incredibly damaging. You are all children, who don't understand what you are doing and just how important it is that we refrain from using these words and ideas. You think "Oh it's alright there's no OC posters here and I'm just doing it for shock value". No, it still leads to hate and discrimination in more ways than you could even begin to understand. It's time to grow up and start understanding the magnitude and consequences of your actions. You are all pathetic children. Grow up, damn you.
Nice FUCKING meme you fucking SPERGLORD FAGSHIT. Holy FUCK it pisses me off when some unoriginal, retarded assholish dickweed decides it would just be FUCKING HILARIOUS to post the SAME. OVERUSED. JOKE. What do you even fucking hope to gain out of this? Karma? Well you're certainly getting that, cause it seems like a lot of other inbred shitface fucking retarded autistic fuckshits are thinking you're just FUCKING HILARIOUS and that this joke HASN'T BEEN MADE A BILLION FUCKING TIMES. FUCK you.
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« on: February 05, 2015, 06:25:10 PM »
mfw in the image search it has jtk for you
ayy lmao
Delete your post, shithead. I can't, I seriously CANNOT fucking believe that you wasted your time typing out this godawful reply. Do you think your shit-tier comment would get any logical or knowledgeable insight? Did you just HAVE to express your broken emotions by fiddling your fat fingers all over your keyboard? Maybe you don't even have a keyboard, maybe you're posting from your fucking iPhone, I don't know, but I will find out. I hope you understand that people report this kind of shit because it's abysmal, pointless and down-right idiotic. The mods won't put up with this shit, and that's how I'm going to find you and your iPhone. I can email the people who will trash your post and have them give me your IP, and with your IP, your home-address. I can order as many fucking pizzas as my mind can handle, and believe me, my mind is fucking HUGE. I could literally spend all day torturing you, kid. Your only hope is to DELETE YOUR FUCKING POST. DELETE YOUR FUCKING POST D E L E T E Y O U R F U C K I N G P O S T
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God. I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Homu thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" lesbian magical girl, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a mahou shoujo movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Homufag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOMURA DID NOTHING WRONG." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
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« on: February 05, 2015, 06:23:57 PM »
Shawn of The Dead
Also, cornetto is the bomb. Shame you merifats don't have it :p
5129
« on: February 05, 2015, 06:19:37 PM »
mfw in the image search it has jtk for you
ayy lmao
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« on: February 05, 2015, 06:19:05 PM »
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I was visiting in africa two months ago My goal was to see all those wild animals Most excited I was when I came close to elephants They were so big and somehow so scary Something happened when I snapped a picture Three elephants surrounded me One of them ripped off all my clothes Second elephant came on me and started to spread my buttocks With its huge trunk I screamed in agony when I felt it started to shove up my ass Third elephant forced me to take its giant cock in my mouth I sucked like a whore while I was assfucked by elephant trunk After all it wasnt too bad at all It took only about ten minutes and cock in my mouth started to cum Extremely huge load of elephant sperm filled my throat and Spurted allover my face I was completely fucked up, but elephants had one more thing to do All three of them huffed and puffed shits on me Then they left me alone with my ripped asshole I'll never go to Africa again
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