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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Tumblr Thread
« on: February 21, 2015, 12:39:10 PM »
What is the point of Tumblr, and why should I use it?

From someone who just made an account, so far I've yet to see any reason to have an account. It's a blogging website.

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Tumblr Thread
« on: February 21, 2015, 12:23:21 PM »
Some nsfw stuff, so be warned. I just made it not long ago.

http://riikstrun.tumblr.com/
Your feminism thing is a joke... right?

Yes, but don't let them know that. I want to watch SJW's and black knights fight.

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Tumblr Thread
« on: February 21, 2015, 12:20:26 PM »
Some nsfw stuff, so be warned. I just made it not long ago.

http://riikstrun.tumblr.com/

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The Flood / Re: So I made a tumblr
« on: February 21, 2015, 12:17:17 PM »
What exactly does the blog show? I'd rather not be surprised by the content.

I posted gay scalie porn of alduin once but asides from that it's all good.

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The Flood / Re: What was your most "liked" post?
« on: February 21, 2015, 12:15:06 PM »
125 pages of likes... I think my highest number of likes is 11.

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The Flood / Re: So I made a tumblr
« on: February 21, 2015, 11:28:36 AM »

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The Flood / So I made a tumblr
« on: February 21, 2015, 11:08:41 AM »
Yeah. Mainly to be a le ebin ruseman.

NSFW:

Discuss tumblr.


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The Flood / Re: Shut the fuck up with this fedora shit
« on: February 21, 2015, 10:13:37 AM »
OP wears fedoras unironically.

I don't wear a fedora nor do I plan on wearing one but I for the life of me can't understand why people actually care if someone is wearing one. I knew a guy who would always point out people wearing fedoras and make comments about them which made me wonder: why does he even care what he's wearing?

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Gaming / Re: Official Sep7agon RS thread
« on: February 21, 2015, 10:11:41 AM »
Played it for the first time yesterday, holy shit I could sleep.
what does that mean

It means that it bored me to the point of slumber.

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The Flood / Shut the fuck up with this fedora shit
« on: February 21, 2015, 10:08:14 AM »
Oh shut the fuck up with this stupid fedora shit. Children. No self-respecting adult would seriously consider that an insult. At this point, it's just stupid and redundant. Swill. Whatever excuse, whatever reply you have is not good enough at this point. It is SO unbelievably unoriginal, so uninspired and baseless and totally unrelatable to anyone with a normal social life that it's just pathetic coming from anyone who uses that expression and it makes you ultimately pathetic. Nothing can redeem you now.

Absolutely nothing is worse than a man regurgitating the same unoriginal useless bullshit endlessly. You have become a part of a moldy network of shitbags who think that an awkward clothing choice is a legitimate point or a comment you should be wasting your time away making. Tl;dr, 'fedora', none of that will make you clever or smart or will get on my nerves.

You're so sad now that literally nothing about who you are can save you from this moment. You were a part of the one of the most embarrassing parts of the internet which is the group of imbeciles who think that fedoras are funny. You think I wear one? You think I give a shit? You think I give a shit who you are or what you comment back? You think I cared if you read this whole thing? You think I care about the down-votes? You think I have a cat? None of that shit matters.

Don't pay any attention to who I am or why I'm making such a big deal out of it. I just want it to sit with you how useless you are. How inane, how your appetite to post stupid meaningless shit on the most powerful form of communication we humans have... I want you to ruminate in the reality that you REALLY get off on posting about FEDORA WEARING NERDS NOTHING will distract from that. Maybe you don't care how you look, maybe you don't care what people like me think. But you can't say that. You must care because you waste precious seconds that you're never getting back posting about it. See? You have no escape.

Like I said, no matter who you are. No matter your achievements in life... You're still the little child no matter how old you are, that really fucking said, "I can smell the fedora from here." like a motherfucking cartoon character. You are internet trash. I'm so fucking sick of the internet being filled with absolute cyber-bullying trash like you.

No matter how great you make yourself out to be, psychologically... the only thing that explains your behavior is that you're 1. a proven and irredeemable piece of shit or 2. So unhappy with something in your life and SO bad at handling your fucking emotions that you can't even speak to people like human fucking beings so long as something embarrassing happened to them. You are absolute trash.

I've been dead for 3 minutes. I don't give a shit what you think about that or if anyone believes me. I know what it's like to be away from the world. You deserve it. I hope you walk out the road today and get fucking killed.

Honestly, NOTHING felt better than stooping to your level for just a second. I don't hope you die. But I love thinking about the fact that some energy like you could be just immediately vanquished. You're so small and weak. Remember that and I hope you feel great about yourself.

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Autism speaks

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The Flood / Re: i can legally watch porn now
« on: February 21, 2015, 10:04:51 AM »
oh

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The Flood / I sexually identify as a ghost pirate
« on: February 21, 2015, 09:56:54 AM »
I sexually Identify as a ghost pirate. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of sailing the undead seas searching for the afterlife of dave jones' locker . People say to me that a person being a ectoplasmic-sea captain is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm sp00ky. I'm having an ethereal cutlass created, a 17th century french sloop and a ghostly crew of shanty singers bought. From now on I want you guys to call me "deadbeard" and respect my right to kill rival poltergeist and photonically phase my being into the next realm . If you can't accept me you're a phantom-buccaneerphobe and need to check your undead-aquatic privilege. Thank you for being so understanding matey.

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Gaming / Re: Official Sep7agon RS thread
« on: February 21, 2015, 09:53:06 AM »
Played it for the first time yesterday, holy shit I could sleep.

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Okay, I'll be honest.

I'm not reading all of that. No way man.

That's ok, I wasn't talking to you. Is it always your policy to tell people about the things you don't have the patience (or reading comprehension?) to digest? If so you must be very busy. I admire your dedication. Myself, I've never read War and Peace, or For Whom the Bell Tolls, among a few other things. I've read a lot of books, the list is probably too long to go into here... particularly with someone who can't make it through 6 paragraphs. Do you read books? Or do you get bored after the first couple of sentences?

There's always comic books. They have a lot of pictures, but they do have some words as well. Some people turn their noses up at the comic book (or as it's referred to nowadays - the graphic novel) but not me. I figure a good story is a good story. There are plenty of ways to tell stories, and none are any more valid than others. But that's just my opinion.

 I'll bet you could read 6 paragraphs if you really put your mind to it. Maybe even more than that. If I were you, I would start small. Let's say you can read one sentence before you fall asleep - well that's a starting point! Gradually build your tolerance day by day. Push yourself to go one small step further each day. By the end of the week you'll be able to read half a page! By the end of the year, perhaps as much as a chapter. Remember to keep your goals achievable and to reward your successes. Within a few short years you might be able to tackle small books intended for children. And you may even develop the capacity to understand what it is you have read. Think of the possibilities!

Of course all of this is moot if your intention was simply to be a dick. In that case I'm afraid all the practice in the world will still leave you a dick. Being a dick is like any other handicap. In fact, it can be worse than some. Consider that a man who lacks a leg can wear a prosthetic which functions very much like the leg he may have lost. But there's no prosthetic for your personality. You're stuck with what you've got.
Negro what?

ANYONE WANT SOME FUCKING GRAPE SODA? OR SOME GOD DAMN WATERMELON? YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT ARE RUINING THE ECONOMY WITH ALL OF YOUR BULLSHIT, KNOW IT THE FUCK OFF BEFORE I PERSONALLY PUT A STOP TO IT! IS THAT FUCKING UNDERSTOOD YOU FUCKING KATANALORD!?!?! HOW MANY FUCKING FEDORAS DO YOU HAVE BITCH?
I'd love some grape soda.
And zero fedoras.

Me too I love em lots!! From a true Arizonan USA not like evil ass Joe Arpio who claims NATIVE AMERICANS are illegal aliens in diz country JAJAJAJA this evil bastard is from Italy! It's like me going over to Europe and claiming I was the true EUROPEAN and queen Elizabeth an ILLEGAL ALIEN OR IMMIGRANT!

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The Flood / Re: post pets you would want to have
« on: February 21, 2015, 09:50:24 AM »
This should be the most obvious one.

An armadillo girdled lizard.

A domesticated fox.

A Hedgehog.

What do those lizards eat?

I'm guessing you'd feed them Locusts, Mealworms, and Crickets. Maybe Waxworms and a pinkie for a treat.

my brother and I had pet iguanas that we fed salad, his iguana ended up eating mine. I guess the salad was shit

Nah, those guys like veggies but they have to eat bugs and stuff, too. I guess one of them got real bad cravings and decided he'd eat his bro.

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Okay, I'll be honest.

I'm not reading all of that. No way man.

That's ok, I wasn't talking to you. Is it always your policy to tell people about the things you don't have the patience (or reading comprehension?) to digest? If so you must be very busy. I admire your dedication. Myself, I've never read War and Peace, or For Whom the Bell Tolls, among a few other things. I've read a lot of books, the list is probably too long to go into here... particularly with someone who can't make it through 6 paragraphs. Do you read books? Or do you get bored after the first couple of sentences?

There's always comic books. They have a lot of pictures, but they do have some words as well. Some people turn their noses up at the comic book (or as it's referred to nowadays - the graphic novel) but not me. I figure a good story is a good story. There are plenty of ways to tell stories, and none are any more valid than others. But that's just my opinion.

 I'll bet you could read 6 paragraphs if you really put your mind to it. Maybe even more than that. If I were you, I would start small. Let's say you can read one sentence before you fall asleep - well that's a starting point! Gradually build your tolerance day by day. Push yourself to go one small step further each day. By the end of the week you'll be able to read half a page! By the end of the year, perhaps as much as a chapter. Remember to keep your goals achievable and to reward your successes. Within a few short years you might be able to tackle small books intended for children. And you may even develop the capacity to understand what it is you have read. Think of the possibilities!

Of course all of this is moot if your intention was simply to be a dick. In that case I'm afraid all the practice in the world will still leave you a dick. Being a dick is like any other handicap. In fact, it can be worse than some. Consider that a man who lacks a leg can wear a prosthetic which functions very much like the leg he may have lost. But there's no prosthetic for your personality. You're stuck with what you've got.
Negro what?

ANYONE WANT SOME FUCKING GRAPE SODA? OR SOME GOD DAMN WATERMELON? YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT ARE RUINING THE ECONOMY WITH ALL OF YOUR BULLSHIT, KNOW IT THE FUCK OFF BEFORE I PERSONALLY PUT A STOP TO IT! IS THAT FUCKING UNDERSTOOD YOU FUCKING KATANALORD!?!?! HOW MANY FUCKING FEDORAS DO YOU HAVE BITCH?

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The Flood / Re: post pets you would want to have
« on: February 21, 2015, 09:43:27 AM »
This should be the most obvious one.

An armadillo girdled lizard.

A domesticated fox.

A Hedgehog.

What do those lizards eat?

I'm guessing you'd feed them Locusts, Mealworms, and Crickets. Maybe Waxworms and a pinkie for a treat.

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The Flood / Re: post pets you would want to have
« on: February 21, 2015, 09:34:07 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Proof Obama is a shapeshifting reptilian
« on: February 21, 2015, 09:12:13 AM »
Secret photo of partial shapeshift;


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The Flood / Re: [Character]+[Character]=You
« on: February 21, 2015, 09:09:30 AM »
I can't identify with any characters.
what about Irish people

I'm assuming OP is referring to fictional characters, not real people.
Tell me where the pot of gold is you leprechaun piece of shit.

There is no pot of gold. The Jews took it.
Ember you sneaky son of a bitch.


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The Flood / Re: [Character]+[Character]=You
« on: February 21, 2015, 09:05:57 AM »
I can't identify with any characters.
what about Irish people

I'm assuming OP is referring to fictional characters, not real people.
Tell me where the pot of gold is you leprechaun piece of shit.

There is no pot of gold. The Jews took it.

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The Flood / Proof Obama is a shapeshifting reptilian
« on: February 21, 2015, 09:05:17 AM »

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Serious / Re: What ISIS really wants, and why it must be destroyed
« on: February 21, 2015, 09:03:11 AM »
ISIS is going to collapse within a year.

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The Flood / Re: You have died in a toast accident
« on: February 21, 2015, 09:02:14 AM »
The self destruct module so I can kill myself and won't have to associate with a cringey company related to a backwater website.

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The Flood / Re: [Character]+[Character]=You
« on: February 21, 2015, 09:00:42 AM »
I can't identify with any characters.
what about Irish people

I'm assuming OP is referring to fictional characters, not real people.

The Irish are jews in disguise and thus, not real people



You mean to say I'm a shapeshifting reptilian too?

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The Flood / Re: [Character]+[Character]=You
« on: February 21, 2015, 08:55:54 AM »
I can't identify with any characters.
what about Irish people

I'm assuming OP is referring to fictional characters, not real people.

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Gaming / Re: 2015
« on: February 21, 2015, 08:55:04 AM »
The only game I have ever preordered is Pokemon White. It was worth it.

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The Flood / Re: [Character]+[Character]=You
« on: February 21, 2015, 08:48:21 AM »
I can't identify with any characters.

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The Flood / Re: Let's all start doing the "sips tea"
« on: February 21, 2015, 08:45:56 AM »
*sips antifreeze*

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