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The Flood / Re: To people who live on tips
« on: February 23, 2015, 01:06:51 PM »
-being this cheap

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Tipping isn't really a thing here, because servers are paid an actual wage. We still tip, though, if the service has been amazing.

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The Flood / Re: To people who live on tips
« on: February 23, 2015, 12:53:25 PM »
You're welcome to disagree with the practice of tipping -- I agree that servers should be paid a fair and competitive wage -- but to ignore the fact that it's social convention and you're literally hurting peoples' livelihood with some asinine excuse about slavery is just selfish. Just admit you're too cheap to tip and move on with your life.

Tipping isn't really a thing here, because servers are paid an actual wage. We still tip, though, if the service has been amazing.

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The Flood / Re: To people who live on tips
« on: February 23, 2015, 12:38:01 PM »
Once I start going to restaurants myself, I will tip accordingly. Like last week, this waiter took fucking forever and I had my glass out in the open to basically say "my glass is empty". He came by a few times and nothing. His tip was like 2 bucks.

Some people fucking suck as waiters.

I don't understand why you would want to be a waiter in America. Your paycheck is extremely volatile. I'm getting a job as a waiter/errand boy soon, and I'll have a paycheck of $14 an hour.
I'd only become a waiter during the holidays. Tips are huge that time.

Yeah, I'd imagine you'd have to ride waves of sorts to get any sort proper cash flow out of the tipping system.

 Best thing about it here though is that you get paid a decent amount of money on top of a tip every now and then.

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The Flood / Re: To people who live on tips
« on: February 23, 2015, 12:33:54 PM »
Once I start going to restaurants myself, I will tip accordingly. Like last week, this waiter took fucking forever and I had my glass out in the open to basically say "my glass is empty". He came by a few times and nothing. His tip was like 2 bucks.

Some people fucking suck as waiters.

I don't understand why you would want to be a waiter in America. Your paycheck is extremely volatile. I'm getting a job as a waiter/errand boy soon, and I'll have a paycheck of $14 an hour.

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The Flood / Re: To people who live on tips
« on: February 23, 2015, 12:31:36 PM »
>potato is world's 4th staple food
>i dont even like potatoes

way to go with the playground jokes, children!

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The Flood / Re: To people who live on tips
« on: February 23, 2015, 12:24:14 PM »
LOL AT THIS POTATO EATING FAGGOT

You're just assmad that slaves akin to tramps beg you for money when you dine at a restaurant. Our waiters and waitresses have an actual fucking wage.

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The Flood / To people who live on tips
« on: February 23, 2015, 12:19:28 PM »
If you inform yourself about the origin of tipping you will recognise, that you probably do not want to be tipped.

It all started with rich people tipping their servants who actually were slaves. A tip was not there to give money to someone, but to show him the tipper is better than him.
So actually everytime you receive a tip it's not for your friendliness, it's because you are a poor sucker who stands below his guest in regard to status.
American resturants and bars took the whole tipping to a new level to not having to pay their personal. That also shows your status as a slave who is dependant on tips.
If you take tips with this knowledge you realize that you are not better than the guy on the streets who sprays dirty water at cars windshields and demands money for it.
Do you even realize that you are fucking stupid to complain to the customer rather than to your boss who brought you in this situation?

Tipping is 100% voluntary and not your fucking paycheck. If you are too stupid to boycott your boss then you should not blame the customer who pays only 10% for your missing efforts in negotiating.

tl;dr if you sell yourself as a slave you should not blame others for your misery

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The Flood / Re: I'm Literally Crying
« on: February 22, 2015, 09:56:07 PM »
RW's death was the 9/11 of the 21st century
9/11 was the 9/11 of the 21st century
wtf are you an idiot?? 9/11 happened before 2010...
The 21st century started in 2001.

That's debatable.

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The Flood / Re: i think
« on: February 22, 2015, 09:07:14 PM »
dude you're such a fagglt

at least i dont watch tranny furry nigger midget scat
Oh shut the fuck up with this stupid fedora shit. Children. No self-respecting adult would seriously consider that an insult. At this point, it's just stupid and redundant. Swill. Whatever excuse, whatever reply you have is not good enough at this point. It is SO unbelievably unoriginal, so uninspired and baseless and totally unrelatable to anyone with a normal social life that it's just pathetic coming from anyone who uses that expression and it makes you ultimately pathetic. Nothing can redeem you now.

Absolutely nothing is worse than a man regurgitating the same unoriginal useless bullshit endlessly. You have become a part of a moldy network of shitbags who think that an awkward clothing choice is a legitimate point or a comment you should be wasting your time away making. Tl;dr, 'fedora', none of that will make you clever or smart or will get on my nerves.

You're so sad now that literally nothing about who you are can save you from this moment. You were a part of the one of the most embarrassing parts of the internet which is the group of imbeciles who think that fedoras are funny. You think I wear one? You think I give a shit? You think I give a shit who you are or what you comment back? You think I cared if you read this whole thing? You think I care about the down-votes? You think I have a cat? None of that shit matters.

Don't pay any attention to who I am or why I'm making such a big deal out of it. I just want it to sit with you how useless you are. How inane, how your appetite to post stupid meaningless shit on the most powerful form of communication we humans have... I want you to ruminate in the reality that you REALLY get off on posting about FEDORA WEARING NERDS NOTHING will distract from that. Maybe you don't care how you look, maybe you don't care what people like me think. But you can't say that. You must care because you waste precious seconds that you're never getting back posting about it. See? You have no escape.

Like I said, no matter who you are. No matter your achievements in life... You're still the little child no matter how old you are, that really fucking said, "I can smell the fedora from here." like a motherfucking cartoon character. You are internet trash. I'm so fucking sick of the internet being filled with absolute cyber-bullying trash like you.

No matter how great you make yourself out to be, psychologically... the only thing that explains your behavior is that you're 1. a proven and irredeemable piece of shit or 2. So unhappy with something in your life and SO bad at handling your fucking emotions that you can't even speak to people like human fucking beings so long as something embarrassing happened to them. You are absolute trash.

I've been dead for 3 minutes. I don't give a shit what you think about that or if anyone believes me. I know what it's like to be away from the world. You deserve it. I hope you walk out the road today and get fucking killed.

Honestly, NOTHING felt better than stooping to your level for just a second. I don't hope you die. But I love thinking about the fact that some energy like you could be just immediately vanquished. You're so small and weak. Remember that and I hope you feel great about yourself.

Um... go check, it's still listed as a mental disease.

The gays are pushing hard (sorry for the pun) to have coating your penis with the shit you extracted from another man's anus as purely normal, and ofc not deviant or disgusting in any way shape or form, but the non-leftist, non-socialist psychiatrists of the world know good and well that taking the shit from another man's anus and smearing your penis with it is abhorrent, and classify such deviance as a mental disorder.

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The Flood / Re: i think
« on: February 22, 2015, 09:05:43 PM »
Oh shuttup up you mushed-mouth, potato lover.

I hate potatoes.
nigga what the fuck is wrong with you? you never have a well prepared potato before? listen, you need to try a well cooked potato, next time you cook up a roast in the oven, put some taters diced up in the marinate for the last 10 or so minutes of cooking, perfect potatoes.

They can be good if done well... but they're pure sugar. At least, when your body metabolizes it.
nothing bad about a little sugar dude, I LOVE cooking potatoes with my less strict meals, like supper, and breakfast I make hash browns cooked in a bit of bbq sauce and some salt n pepper on sundays along with some sausage, eggs, and bacon all put into a breakfast sandwich. it's perfection between two buns.

I'm kind of jealous of you, being able to enjoy food like that.

I always feel incredible guilt.

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The Flood / Re: i think
« on: February 22, 2015, 08:56:38 PM »
Oh shuttup up you mushed-mouth, potato lover.

I hate potatoes.
nigga what the fuck is wrong with you? you never have a well prepared potato before? listen, you need to try a well cooked potato, next time you cook up a roast in the oven, put some taters diced up in the marinate for the last 10 or so minutes of cooking, perfect potatoes.

They can be good if done well... but they're pure sugar. At least, when your body metabolizes it.

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The Flood / Re: i think
« on: February 22, 2015, 08:47:42 PM »
dude you're such a fagglt

at least i dont watch tranny furry nigger midget scat

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The Flood / Re: Official: Kisses thread
« on: February 22, 2015, 08:43:05 PM »
please respond

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The Flood / Re: Official: Kisses thread
« on: February 22, 2015, 08:42:32 PM »
return the favour

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The Flood / Re: Official: Kisses thread
« on: February 22, 2015, 08:41:50 PM »
I send Casper a kiss

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The Flood / Re: When was the last time you were PMSing?
« on: February 22, 2015, 08:38:01 PM »
Earlier, actually.
My friend gave me one of her tamps.

what the actual fuck?

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The Flood / Re: Let's separate this forum into two categories
« on: February 22, 2015, 08:22:09 PM »
28.6
LOL

Did you even read his the rest of what he said? 14 fucking percent body fat. BMI isn't always so great at weighing people.

This is coming from a person who is borderlining underweight.

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The Flood / Re: i think
« on: February 22, 2015, 08:14:51 PM »
Oh shuttup up you mushed-mouth, potato lover.

I hate potatoes.

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The Flood / Re: What do you do when you're bored?
« on: February 22, 2015, 07:52:46 PM »
Watch the Oscars.

know what else sounds fun? collecting stamps

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The Flood / Re: What do you do when you're bored?
« on: February 22, 2015, 07:49:06 PM »
Fuck money get bit-

Oh. I can't do any of that.

tfw no qt 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937 5105820974944592307816406286 bf

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The Flood / Re: What do you do when you're bored?
« on: February 22, 2015, 07:43:54 PM »
Movies, I have a ton I can recommend. I'm so bored with my shit part-time job that I've watched 20 movies this month. Read. I need to start another book as soon as I finish one.

Anything you'd recommend for a watch? I'm thinking about watching The Big Lebowski.

Fargo
Matchstick Men
Seven Psychopaths
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
Catch me if you Can
Burn After Reading
Analyze This
Being John Malkovich

All tremendous unique movies I have seen this month.

I think I'll go with Fargo. It's the one I have the easiest access to.

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The Flood / Re: Help me choose
« on: February 22, 2015, 07:41:53 PM »
why you gon an hero
Because it gives motivation to vote.

play league

may as well have fun if you gon die

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The Flood / Re: Help me choose
« on: February 22, 2015, 07:40:33 PM »
why you gon an hero

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The Flood / Re: Let's separate this forum into two categories
« on: February 22, 2015, 07:34:31 PM »

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The Flood / Re: So I'm sitting in plug.dj....
« on: February 22, 2015, 07:30:51 PM »
I'm glad you linked the official one :D

Someone's really, really mad

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The Flood / Re: What do you do when you're bored?
« on: February 22, 2015, 07:15:42 PM »
Movies, I have a ton I can recommend. I'm so bored with my shit part-time job that I've watched 20 movies this month. Read. I need to start another book as soon as I finish one.

Anything you'd recommend for a watch? I'm thinking about watching The Big Lebowski.

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The Flood / Re: Let's separate this forum into two categories
« on: February 22, 2015, 07:11:53 PM »
19.1 BMI

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The Flood / Re: >Tfw normies spam your thread
« on: February 22, 2015, 07:08:39 PM »

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The Flood / What do you do when you're bored?
« on: February 22, 2015, 06:11:46 PM »
I'm bored and I'm trying to find something to do. What do you folks do when you're bored?

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