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The Flood / Re: Ok flood. Need some ideas.
« on: September 04, 2015, 06:14:37 PM »
Buy a bat, a mask, and go vandalize shit with your friends late at night.

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The Flood / Re: What accent do you like the most?
« on: September 04, 2015, 06:09:58 PM »
I like American and Russian (or eastern European in general) accents. I have an Irish accent, but I don't know why people like Irish accents so much.

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The Flood / Re: The one thing Bongs get right...
« on: September 04, 2015, 06:07:49 PM »
i prefer cider T.B.H FAM

Mah nigga.

I don't understand how people hate cider. Like, I can down a can of Strongbow no problem, but it takes me hours to finish a can of bud.
I find cider is easier on the stomach and it generally tastes better.

Exactly. It's just like fizzy apple juice.

Beer though, ugh, it makes me feel ill.
Have you ever tried a real beer? Like Sam Adams or something? Most American macrobrews are garbage, but our microbrews are some of the best in the world.

I've heard about those American craft beers and stuff. I'll need to give them a try.

How the hell did Budweiser ever become popular? Even the god damn owner of the company wouldn't drink it.
Because it's cheaper than dirt. The people that drink Bud are either poor, redneck, or students looking to get drunk.

A friend of mine went through 30 bottles of bud and didn't even get a buzz. It must have like, 00000000000000.1% alcohol or something.

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The Flood / Re: The one thing Bongs get right...
« on: September 04, 2015, 06:00:40 PM »
i prefer cider T.B.H FAM

Mah nigga.

I don't understand how people hate cider. Like, I can down a can of Strongbow no problem, but it takes me hours to finish a can of bud.
I find cider is easier on the stomach and it generally tastes better.

Exactly. It's just like fizzy apple juice.

Beer though, ugh, it makes me feel ill.
Have you ever tried a real beer? Like Sam Adams or something? Most American macrobrews are garbage, but our microbrews are some of the best in the world.

I've heard about those American craft beers and stuff. I'll need to give them a try.

How the hell did Budweiser ever become popular? Even the god damn owner of the company wouldn't drink it.

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The Flood / Re: The one thing Bongs get right...
« on: September 04, 2015, 05:53:55 PM »
i prefer cider T.B.H FAM

Mah nigga.

I don't understand how people hate cider. Like, I can down a can of Strongbow no problem, but it takes me hours to finish a can of bud.
I find cider is easier on the stomach and it generally tastes better.

Exactly. It's just like fizzy apple juice.

Beer though, ugh, it makes me feel ill.

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The Flood / Re: The one thing Bongs get right...
« on: September 04, 2015, 05:51:31 PM »
i prefer cider T.B.H FAM

Mah nigga.

I don't understand how people hate cider. Like, I can down a can of Strongbow no problem, but it takes me hours to finish a can of bud.

Well obviously it's easier to down a can of cider than it is to drown a can of donkey piss.

I don't understand how people drink it... god damn.

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The Flood / Re: Post a picture of your full body
« on: September 04, 2015, 05:50:35 PM »
DAS is a handsome dude you have to admit.

He's a LOT more handsome than I remember him. If he lost weight and maybe toned up a bit he'd be a solid 7.5/10.
Ok I'm not gay I'm just saying he'd have no trouble with the ladies.

Nobody said you were, man. There's nothing wrong with appreciating the beauty of another male - it shows that you are secure with your sexuality.
I'm saying I don't want to have a discussion about how he could be a 10/10 or whatever you were doing.

I wasn't - wait, what? Why would even bother bringing something like that up if you don't want to discuss it?

That's like someone saying "oh Bloodborne is an awesome game" and someone replying "yeah dude, I'd rate it 4 stars personally" and then they say "I don't want to have a discussion about how good it is".

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The Flood / Re: The one thing Bongs get right...
« on: September 04, 2015, 05:46:32 PM »
i prefer cider T.B.H FAM

Mah nigga.

I don't understand how people hate cider. Like, I can down a can of Strongbow no problem, but it takes me hours to finish a can of bud.

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The Flood / Re: Post a picture of your full body
« on: September 04, 2015, 05:45:47 PM »
DAS is a handsome dude you have to admit.

He's a LOT more handsome than I remember him. If he lost weight and maybe toned up a bit he'd be a solid 7.5/10.
Ok I'm not gay I'm just saying he'd have no trouble with the ladies.

Nobody said you were, man. There's nothing wrong with appreciating the beauty of another male - it shows that you are secure with your sexuality.


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The Flood / Re: Post a picture of your full body
« on: September 04, 2015, 05:43:37 PM »
DAS is a handsome dude you have to admit.

He's a LOT more handsome than I remember him. If he lost weight and maybe toned up a bit he'd be a solid 7.5/10.

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The Flood / Re: This is cute
« on: September 04, 2015, 05:42:00 PM »
Careful, you don't want to get infected by the weeaboo virus.

I ain't no fucking weaboo

Just be careful looking at them pictures, dude

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The Flood / Re: VAs whose voices you recognize instantly
« on: September 04, 2015, 05:41:09 PM »
What on the fuck

Yes, that is a term. I like it better than plain old WTF

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The Flood / Re: This is cute
« on: September 04, 2015, 05:40:35 PM »
Careful, you don't want to get infected by the weeaboo virus.

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The Flood / Re: Post a picture of your full body
« on: September 04, 2015, 05:39:39 PM »
That would require me putting clothes on.

Not pulling a Das
no balls

My balls are too big.

Do you have testicular cancer?

No. Just a body that produces too much heat.

Wouldn't that mean you have dangly old man balls then?

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The Flood / Re: VAs whose voices you recognize instantly
« on: September 04, 2015, 05:39:08 PM »
What on the fuck is a VA?

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The Flood / Re: Post a picture of your full body
« on: September 04, 2015, 05:38:16 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Post a picture of your full body
« on: September 04, 2015, 05:35:55 PM »
I'm 6'2" with a 6'4" shoulderframe and nearly 200lbs of pure muscle on my body. I could literally do anything i wanted to your body and nothing you could do could stop me. I dominate you in every single area of life. Suck my dick PHAGGOT
Calm down you little rapist.

I think someone's on the T today.

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The Flood / Re: Post a picture of your full body
« on: September 04, 2015, 05:33:22 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Post a picture of your full body
« on: September 04, 2015, 05:31:27 PM »
Most people I ever meet with muscular definition are dwarfed by me.


L.m.a.o

LOL AT MANLETS GETTING ASSBLASTED
I'm 6'2" with a 6'4" shoulderframe and nearly 200lbs of pure muscle on my body. I could literally do anything i wanted to your body and nothing you could do could stop me. I dominate you in every single area of life. Suck my dick PHAGGOT

I may be a fag but I don't suck black dick. And I never said I was strong or could fight.

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The Flood / Re: Post a picture of your full body
« on: September 04, 2015, 05:27:46 PM »


I'm Harley ^.^

Shoulda' dyed your hair.

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The Flood / Re: Post a picture of your full body
« on: September 04, 2015, 05:25:59 PM »
This isn't even my final form.



I can the outline of your dick, dude. What height are you? I'm 6'4ft
I'm 5' 7".

Why am I not surprised? Most people I ever meet with muscular definition are dwarfed by me. Compensating for being a manlet, I guess?
Catch the edit. I'm actually 5'10". I'm at work so I'm fucking up a bit. Also no one is compensating. And even if you're six four you still look sickly.

That's the plan. I'm a faggot and I don't want to be masculine.

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The Flood / Re: Post a picture of your full body
« on: September 04, 2015, 05:24:32 PM »
Most people I ever meet with muscular definition are dwarfed by me.


L.m.a.o

LOL AT MANLETS GETTING ASSBLASTED

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The Flood / Re: Post a picture of your full body
« on: September 04, 2015, 05:23:27 PM »
This isn't even my final form.



I can the outline of your dick, dude. What height are you? I'm 6'4ft
I'm 5' 10".

Kek, why did you change it from 5' 7" to 5' 10"?

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The Flood / Re: I'm retiring this crack
« on: September 04, 2015, 05:22:25 PM »
CRACK ON WOOKIE

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Gaming / Re: What's with the fascination of the Metal Gear series here?
« on: September 04, 2015, 05:21:53 PM »
its like 3-4  people keeping it up

Oh, really? I guess the low population gave me the illusion that there was more.

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The Flood / Re: I'm retiring the (sic) username
« on: September 04, 2015, 05:21:01 PM »
Damn it, all these names are good. I'm so indecisive.

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The Flood / Re: Post a picture of your full body
« on: September 04, 2015, 05:16:03 PM »
This isn't even my final form.



I can the outline of your dick, dude. What height are you? I'm 6'4ft
I'm 5' 7".

Why am I not surprised? Most people I ever meet with muscular definition are dwarfed by me. Compensating for being a manlet, I guess?

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Gaming / Re: What's with the fascination of the Metal Gear series here?
« on: September 04, 2015, 05:15:04 PM »
Hiding in a box?

I think I'm out of the loop because I'm saving up for a PS4, and I already had planned a list of games I'm hyped to play (Fallout 4, GTA 5, Bloodborne etc), which I guess resulted in me not giving a fuck about the happenings in the gaming industry as of late.

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Gaming / Re: What's with the fascination of the Metal Gear series here?
« on: September 04, 2015, 05:09:33 PM »
MGSV came out, like, two days ago.

Typically, when a big game comes out, we, uh, talk about it.

Oh, right. I'm a bit out of the loop with games right now.

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The Flood / I'm retiring the (sic) username
« on: September 04, 2015, 05:08:28 PM »
And I will literally accept any username because I'm a loser

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