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The Flood / Re: Post a picture of your full body
« on: September 06, 2015, 01:36:18 PM »
I know you're not being serious, but still.
This is why we must PURGE the gays

This is why we must PURGE the women.

misandry DOES real

and it reals hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!

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The Flood / Re: Post a picture of your full body
« on: September 06, 2015, 01:33:42 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Post a picture of your full body
« on: September 06, 2015, 01:32:25 PM »
If I can pontificate a bit, for your edification, one of the rules of the Internet is "there are no girls on the Internet". This rule does not mean what you think it means.

In real life, people like you for being a girl. They want to fuck you, so they pay attention to you and pretend what you have to say is interesting, or that you are smart or clever. On the Internet, we don't have the chance to fuck you. This means the advantage of being a "girl" does not exist. You don't get a bonus to conversation just because I'd like to put my cock in you.

When you make a post like, "hurr durr, I'm a girl", you are begging for attention. The only reason to post it is because you want your girl-advantage back, because you are too vapid and too stupid to do or say anything interesting without it. You are forgetting the rules, there are no girls on the Internet.

The one exception to this rule, the one way you can get your "girliness" back on the Internet, is to post your tits. This is, and should be, degrading for you, an admission that the only interesting thing about you is your naked body.
this is advanced autism

But of course.

It's not even OC, for fucks sake.

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The Flood / Re: Post a picture of your full body
« on: September 06, 2015, 01:30:26 PM »
Your attempts at depth have been wasted on me

But like, good post man. I'll throw you a like and subscribe.

Just sayin', is all.

God damn, I'm glad that I'm gay.
I'm bi. I still don't think your post had much of a point though. It will once I'm on twitch asking for donations and showing my chest.

It does have a point. You felt the need to mention that you had power, when in reality, you don't. It doesn't matter what gender you are on the internet. We're all people here.

Also, good luck with showing your tits on Twitch. You'll get the shoe.
._.

I said powerLESS, and I figured my lack of punctuation and the :^) face made it more than obvious that I wasn't being serious.

Jesus christ.

I know you're not being serious, but still.

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The Flood / Re: Post a picture of your full body
« on: September 06, 2015, 01:29:01 PM »

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Didn't you reveal that you're a troll?

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The Flood / Re: Post a picture of your full body
« on: September 06, 2015, 01:27:07 PM »
Your attempts at depth have been wasted on me

But like, good post man. I'll throw you a like and subscribe.

Just sayin', is all.

God damn, I'm glad that I'm gay.
I'm bi. I still don't think your post had much of a point though. It will once I'm on twitch asking for donations and showing my chest.

It does have a point. You felt the need to mention that you had power, when in reality, you don't. It doesn't matter what gender you are on the internet. We're all people here.

Also, good luck with showing your tits on Twitch. You'll get the shoe.

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The Flood / Re: Do you play any sports?
« on: September 06, 2015, 01:04:39 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Post a picture of your full body
« on: September 06, 2015, 12:58:31 PM »
Your attempts at depth have been wasted on me

But like, good post man. I'll throw you a like and subscribe.

Just sayin', is all.

God damn, I'm glad that I'm gay.

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The Flood / Re: Post a picture of your full body
« on: September 06, 2015, 12:55:02 PM »
>Getting hot and bothered over girls on the internet

Come on guys, you are better than that. Girls have no power here.
just the way I like it

submissive and powerless :^]

If I can pontificate a bit, for your edification, one of the rules of the Internet is "there are no girls on the Internet". This rule does not mean what you think it means.

In real life, people like you for being a girl. They want to fuck you, so they pay attention to you and pretend what you have to say is interesting, or that you are smart or clever. On the Internet, we don't have the chance to fuck you. This means the advantage of being a "girl" does not exist. You don't get a bonus to conversation just because I'd like to put my cock in you.

When you make a post like, "hurr durr, I'm a girl", you are begging for attention. The only reason to post it is because you want your girl-advantage back, because you are too vapid and too stupid to do or say anything interesting without it. You are forgetting the rules, there are no girls on the Internet.

The one exception to this rule, the one way you can get your "girliness" back on the Internet, is to post your tits. This is, and should be, degrading for you, an admission that the only interesting thing about you is your naked body.

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The Flood / Re: Post a picture of your full body
« on: September 06, 2015, 12:47:30 PM »
Besides, it's more than likely "Luciana" is a gross as fuck guy.

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The Flood / Re: Post a picture of your full body
« on: September 06, 2015, 12:45:38 PM »
>Getting hot and bothered over girls on the internet

Come on guys, you are better than that. Girls have no power here.

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The Flood / Re: Losers always whine about doing their best
« on: September 06, 2015, 10:44:10 AM »
Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.

Words to live your life by. Get out there and win.

I wouldn't want to fuck the prom queen unless there was a cock in that frock.

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The Flood / Re: Has anyone considered
« on: September 06, 2015, 10:39:27 AM »
Many times. Not a new hypothesis.

I really, really think that he is. Just look at the way he behaves. No normal (not even autistic) people go on like that.
I disagree. He behaves exactly like I'd expect someone with his condition to. I've seen people behave just like him in other places online.

I see. I generally try to avoid autistic people for obvious reasons.

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The Flood / Re: Your Avatar?
« on: September 06, 2015, 10:31:46 AM »
Because I love Slipknot and Corey Taylor's ghost glow mask is awesome. I just love the vibe they give off, especially in their earlier years.


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Just go fatarse strength, two-hander in the first run-through.

#FATROLLSFORLYFE

You just want to hit hard and take a lot, there's no need to go for all the cool stuff when youre playing for the first time.

Make Tarkus proud.

No, why the fuck would you do that? Minmax builds for life. All the power of that build, with fast rolls.
Get a new guy and do that, go on.

I'll be watching you explain it.

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No, why the fuck would you do that?
Because Strength > Dex/light any day of the week buddy.

I have rarely ever used Dex in my builds. What I'm saying is - you can easily be a titan and fast roll.
LOAF IS BEING FAT AND HE'S GOING TO ENJOY IT, DIGGER

BUT BEING FAT CAUSES HEALTH PROBLEMS

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The Flood / Re: Has anyone considered
« on: September 06, 2015, 10:12:29 AM »
He's basically our forum mascot.

I miss Kinder.

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Just go fatarse strength, two-hander in the first run-through.

#FATROLLSFORLYFE

You just want to hit hard and take a lot, there's no need to go for all the cool stuff when youre playing for the first time.

Make Tarkus proud.

No, why the fuck would you do that? Minmax builds for life. All the power of that build, with fast rolls.
Get a new guy and do that, go on.

I'll be watching you explain it.

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No, why the fuck would you do that?
Because Strength > Dex/light any day of the week buddy.

I have rarely ever used Dex in my builds. What I'm saying is - you can easily be a titan and fast roll.

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The Flood / Re: Has anyone considered
« on: September 06, 2015, 10:08:41 AM »
Many times. Not a new hypothesis.

I really, really think that he is. Just look at the way he behaves. No normal (not even autistic) people go on like that.

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Just go fatarse strength, two-hander in the first run-through.

#FATROLLSFORLYFE

You just want to hit hard and take a lot, there's no need to go for all the cool stuff when youre playing for the first time.

Make Tarkus proud.

No, why the fuck would you do that? Minmax builds for life. All the power of that build, with fast rolls.

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Strength

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The Flood / Has anyone considered
« on: September 06, 2015, 10:03:30 AM »
Has anyone considered that Decimator Omega is just an elaborate troll? Think about it.

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The Flood / Re: I'm honestly surprised I didn't get warned for this shit
« on: September 06, 2015, 09:44:41 AM »
FUCK YOU BULLYFUCKER! FUCK!

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The Flood / Re: Well then
« on: September 06, 2015, 09:26:25 AM »
What the fuck have you been snorting?

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The Flood / Re: OP got a new job
« on: September 06, 2015, 09:09:59 AM »
Not right now, no.

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The Flood / Re: What the fuck was up with that fatass vampire in Blade
« on: September 06, 2015, 08:20:39 AM »
Looks like Yagrum Bagarn.

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The Flood / Re: Help! My pillow talks to me at night! What should I do?!
« on: September 06, 2015, 08:07:43 AM »
Try the following method

Step 1:

Thanks, I'll be sure to try that out.

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