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The Flood / Is this a boy or a girl?
« on: September 09, 2015, 06:49:30 AM »


Winner earns my boypussy.

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The Flood / Re: >listening to video game music on spotify and chilling
« on: September 08, 2015, 03:46:58 PM »
Wanna anime and chill?
Spoiler
Spoiler
im so sorry .-.

oh

oh my

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The Flood / Re: Question
« on: September 08, 2015, 03:01:30 PM »
That's disgusting. You shouldn't do that outside of your home

What's wrong with doing it outside of your home? Masturbation is natural.
Giving birth is natural. Do you want women giving birth and screaming right next to you and  on the sidewalk while you are watching the sunset?

Didn't think so

That's a pretty poor comparison. I wasn't talking about masturbating RIGHT in front of peoples faces.

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The Flood / Re: john cena's influence extends to every corner of the planet
« on: September 08, 2015, 01:46:15 PM »
I was tempted to post John Cena porn in response to this as I'm sure the comedic value will far outweigh my permaban.

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The Flood / Re: Question
« on: September 08, 2015, 01:28:37 PM »
That's disgusting. You shouldn't do that outside of your home

What's wrong with doing it outside of your home? Masturbation is natural.

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The Flood / Re: Question
« on: September 08, 2015, 01:01:54 PM »
Have you never danger fapped?

I've done it a few times outside in secluded places. But masturbating in a plane.... too easy to get caught and you risk being put on the sex offenders register.

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The Flood / Question
« on: September 08, 2015, 01:00:30 PM »
Why do people masturbate on airliners? Doesn't really seem worth it at all.

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Pikeys
Gypsies
Whites

Oh yeah, I'd like to point out that Pikeys and Gypos are the same you fucking dweeb.
Nah Pikeys are a breed of their own. They're worse than traditional and international gypsies.

You'd know all about that wouldn't you. You white devil.

I take "white devil" as a compliment. :)
Yeah because you're an edgy 13 year old that draws Satanic symbols and listens to Slipknot while masturbating to gay porn.

Damn dude, that's a pretty good description of me. :)

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Pikeys
Gypsies
Whites

Oh yeah, I'd like to point out that Pikeys and Gypos are the same you fucking dweeb.
Nah Pikeys are a breed of their own. They're worse than traditional and international gypsies.

You'd know all about that wouldn't you. You white devil.

I take "white devil" as a compliment. :)

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Bronies
Well fuck you too.

Shit like this is why I despise bronies in general;

YouTube

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Serious / Re: Thoughts on the European Migrant crisis
« on: September 08, 2015, 12:14:21 PM »


Putin pretty much sums up my thoughts on the matter.

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Euthanasia when?

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Pikeys
Gypsies
Whites

Oh yeah, I'd like to point out that Pikeys and Gypos are the same you fucking dweeb.

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Pikeys
Gypsies
Whites

What a great decision, considering the world will be run by people with walnut sized brains. You'll all go back to the stone age where you belong and already practically are.


How the fuck are they gonna back to a place they're already at?

LMAO
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"Practically"

LMAO
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They're already there though. How are you gonna send some mofos to a place they're already at?

#JustFuckNiggaThings

Lol, actually it'd be a good thing if us Whitey's suddenly vanished. Then your kind would have nobody to leech off.
And then you'll stop resisting the rape. LOL

L O L  L Ao salfosafgaofgoadgad HURR DURR LE MEEMAY NONSENSE Xdddddddddddddddddddddd

Seriously, you are the epitome of everything that is wrong with the Arabic peoples.
Damn this would be making me cry if I was an Arab.

Arabic, Refugee, Sandnigger, tomato, tomato.

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It's a subliminal advertisement for my restaurant chain. No sandniggers allowed, though.

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Pikeys
Gypsies
Whites

What a great decision, considering the world will be run by people with walnut sized brains. You'll all go back to the stone age where you belong and already practically are.


How the fuck are they gonna back to a place they're already at?

LMAO
M
A
O

"Practically"

LMAO
M
A
O
They're already there though. How are you gonna send some mofos to a place they're already at?

#JustFuckNiggaThings

Lol, actually it'd be a good thing if us Whitey's suddenly vanished. Then your kind would have nobody to leech off.
And then you'll stop resisting the rape. LOL

L O L  L Ao salfosafgaofgoadgad HURR DURR LE MEEMAY NONSENSE Xdddddddddddddddddddddd

Seriously, you are the epitome of everything that is wrong with the Arabic peoples.

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Pikeys
Gypsies
Whites

What a great decision, considering the world will be run by people with walnut sized brains. You'll all go back to the stone age where you belong and already practically are.


How the fuck are they gonna back to a place they're already at?

LMAO
M
A
O

"Practically"

LMAO
M
A
O
They're already there though. How are you gonna send some mofos to a place they're already at?

#JustFuckNiggaThings

Lol, actually it'd be a good thing if us Whitey's suddenly vanished. Then your kind would have nobody to leech off and would probably kill each other off.

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Well thanks a lot buddy.

You just killed me.

I'll make an exception even if you are a brony Muslim Jewish pedophile.

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Pikeys
Gypsies
Whites

What a great decision, considering the world will be run by people with walnut sized brains. You'll all go back to the stone age where you belong and already practically are.


How the fuck are they gonna back to a place they're already at?

LMAO
M
A
O

"Practically"

LMAO
M
A
O

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Pikeys
Gypsies
Whites

What a great decision, considering the world will be run by people with walnut sized brains. You'll all go back to the stone age where you belong and already practically are.


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The Flood / You may choose 3 different kinds of people to kill off forever
« on: September 08, 2015, 11:41:01 AM »
I'll start:

- Muslims
- Jews
- Pedophiles/Bronies

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The Flood / Re: Did you learn any foreign languages in high school/college?
« on: September 08, 2015, 11:35:18 AM »
.

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The Flood / Re: Why did cartoon network become such shit?
« on: September 08, 2015, 11:09:29 AM »
>"any cartoons made since I outgrew cartoons are garbage"

pretty much this tbh fam

I mean, who even watches TV anymore?

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The Flood / Re: Did you learn any foreign languages in high school/college?
« on: September 08, 2015, 11:06:47 AM »
Spanish, French and Irish when I was in my early teens. I hated those subjects.

English is the only language you'll ever need unless you want a language related career - which is something I'm not interested in - or you plan to move to a country that doesn't really speak English.

I mean, I'm all for culture and stuff but why can't the entire planet just use English as a universal language? It would make things soooo much easier.

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Serious / Re: Farmers riot in Belgium
« on: September 08, 2015, 10:54:19 AM »
There's just something inherently comical about this. It'd be like firemen having a violent protest, lol.

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The Flood / Re: Quickest way to gain weight?
« on: September 08, 2015, 10:52:04 AM »
calories in/calories out

if the number is above 1, you will gain weight.
True say. Although I'm trying to make sure my caloric intake isn't due to just dirty calories, and I need to improve the speed of weight gain. I've been stuck at this weight for a while.

There is no such thing as a "dirty" calorie. A calorie is a calorie.

You could live on a diet of twinkies and still lose weight. Or what I'd prefer, a diet of twinks.

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The Flood / Re: I'm home sick today
« on: September 08, 2015, 08:04:06 AM »
RIP tbh fam

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The Flood / Re: On the topic of roleplaying.
« on: September 08, 2015, 08:01:20 AM »
Jeez, I haven't RP'd in forever, I used to do a fair bit of forum RPing before dropping off since my timezone was terrible for it, I was always at school when the RPs were going on

That's one of the good things about forum roleplay, you don't have to be around as often, just pop on and reply every once and awhile.

But it's much slower paced.

I feel live chats are more fun because improv.

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The Flood / Re: What in the world was that
« on: September 08, 2015, 07:58:50 AM »
You guys are a bunch of pussies.

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